d_dhankhar
November 16th, 2002, 10:36 AM
hi...
it is suggested that before u read this u must keep ur
brainy helmet aside; well,,, it is possible that after
reading it u may feel empty-headed, lumpish and
implausible but still its gonna make u laugh ur ass off!!
happy readin...
"Read on ppl.though u will enjoy it but im sure watching wud be much more fun......
in a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Mithun Da and his "Assembly Line" Productions !!!
In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun da says the following dialogue in his robust zoice.......
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Apne
Mihtun da ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai.
Guess, what he does........
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet
compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
What about this :- can't recollect the movie name but scene is like this:-
Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole.. then takes a pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen .... style hai bhai ..........
Scene this..!!!
In the movie "Watan Ke Rakhwale" apna Mithun Da is in jail and desperately wants to get out of that hell..What he does is simply unimaginable..!!!!
He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall...a jail wall , that must be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over...!!!
truly amazing.. This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has nothing to think of.!!
In movie tyagi,in the climax, the villain tries to shoot the hero,rajni being there,jumps and catches the bullet in hand.what a catch!
In movie Kundan, Dharamji gets very angry at the gundas who r fighting with him,he sees a telephone booth,he takes it in his mighty arms and throws it towards these gundas.
grrrrrrrrrrr...ek ek ko chun chun ke marooooonga......kutttttooooooooo.......aaa rahaa hooon mae.........!!!!!
This is sort of frustrating sometimes. But anybody who has seen the movie, "Behind Enemy Lines" should know that the same things probably even more exxagerated things happen out in
hollywood. For those who have not seen the movie
lemme entertain u all.
there is this climax scene where the hero is in the middle of a wasteland in Bosnia. it is in a
backdrop of hills which are covered with ice. so the visibility is pretty good, and the hero
is wearing a military outfit with a black jacket. He comes down to the middle of this wasteland and he is being shot by ak47's, tanks, rocket from rocket launchers etc. (not knives u know). and our hero never gets hurt, either the bosnian rebels were badly trained(which is probably not the case-considering their genocidic tendencies) or they are all blind. now what do u say to this????
just have a look at these amazing fight sequences, featuring rajnikant...
Sequence 1
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that heros normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian becoz its the climax...Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket ( Prob a backup). He flies one gun in the air and when the gun has reached wall high, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now first gun shoots the villian and he is dead!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sequence 2
Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool talking to the villain (who is bathing in the pool). On the other side of the pool, six goondas of the villain are standing. When the argument gets heated, the villain winks at his men & each one throws a knife at Rajini ( dont get afraid yaar..nothin iz gonna happen__-afterall he'z rajni bhai....). Our hero effortlessly catches all the knife in a single hand (without putting them down or switching hands after catching!!!!). He then spreads them out like a deck of playing cards in his hand(or how some people spread money) so that all six knifes are visible (&in order).He then throws the knifes & kills all six goondas in one go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isey Kehte hai 1 teer se 6 Shikaar.
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Sequence 3
Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree... when he sees a couple of villans escaping in a car.... he holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear.......takes his gun...fires upwards....the coconut falls on the starter..... rajni realeses clutch.............and away he goes.....chasing the villans....
This is called COCONUT Triggering!
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Sequence 4
A lot of goondas(approx six) accost him.... but wao!! suddenly Rajni puts his hands in his pocket, is it a gun....?? No it is a knife..... and u know he is not going to use it to attack them .... all he does is raises the knife in his right hand and just leaves it there....in the air..!!! and u know the knife starts rotating ...rajni d gr8.......
it is suggested that before u read this u must keep ur
brainy helmet aside; well,,, it is possible that after
reading it u may feel empty-headed, lumpish and
implausible but still its gonna make u laugh ur ass off!!
happy readin...
"Read on ppl.though u will enjoy it but im sure watching wud be much more fun......
in a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Mithun Da and his "Assembly Line" Productions !!!
In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun da says the following dialogue in his robust zoice.......
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Apne
Mihtun da ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai.
Guess, what he does........
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet
compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
What about this :- can't recollect the movie name but scene is like this:-
Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole.. then takes a pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen .... style hai bhai ..........
Scene this..!!!
In the movie "Watan Ke Rakhwale" apna Mithun Da is in jail and desperately wants to get out of that hell..What he does is simply unimaginable..!!!!
He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall...a jail wall , that must be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over...!!!
truly amazing.. This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has nothing to think of.!!
In movie tyagi,in the climax, the villain tries to shoot the hero,rajni being there,jumps and catches the bullet in hand.what a catch!
In movie Kundan, Dharamji gets very angry at the gundas who r fighting with him,he sees a telephone booth,he takes it in his mighty arms and throws it towards these gundas.
grrrrrrrrrrr...ek ek ko chun chun ke marooooonga......kutttttooooooooo.......aaa rahaa hooon mae.........!!!!!
This is sort of frustrating sometimes. But anybody who has seen the movie, "Behind Enemy Lines" should know that the same things probably even more exxagerated things happen out in
hollywood. For those who have not seen the movie
lemme entertain u all.
there is this climax scene where the hero is in the middle of a wasteland in Bosnia. it is in a
backdrop of hills which are covered with ice. so the visibility is pretty good, and the hero
is wearing a military outfit with a black jacket. He comes down to the middle of this wasteland and he is being shot by ak47's, tanks, rocket from rocket launchers etc. (not knives u know). and our hero never gets hurt, either the bosnian rebels were badly trained(which is probably not the case-considering their genocidic tendencies) or they are all blind. now what do u say to this????
just have a look at these amazing fight sequences, featuring rajnikant...
Sequence 1
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that heros normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian becoz its the climax...Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket ( Prob a backup). He flies one gun in the air and when the gun has reached wall high, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now first gun shoots the villian and he is dead!!!!!!!!!!!
---------------------------------------------------
Sequence 2
Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool talking to the villain (who is bathing in the pool). On the other side of the pool, six goondas of the villain are standing. When the argument gets heated, the villain winks at his men & each one throws a knife at Rajini ( dont get afraid yaar..nothin iz gonna happen__-afterall he'z rajni bhai....). Our hero effortlessly catches all the knife in a single hand (without putting them down or switching hands after catching!!!!). He then spreads them out like a deck of playing cards in his hand(or how some people spread money) so that all six knifes are visible (&in order).He then throws the knifes & kills all six goondas in one go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isey Kehte hai 1 teer se 6 Shikaar.
-------------------------------------------------
Sequence 3
Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree... when he sees a couple of villans escaping in a car.... he holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear.......takes his gun...fires upwards....the coconut falls on the starter..... rajni realeses clutch.............and away he goes.....chasing the villans....
This is called COCONUT Triggering!
-----------------------------------------------
Sequence 4
A lot of goondas(approx six) accost him.... but wao!! suddenly Rajni puts his hands in his pocket, is it a gun....?? No it is a knife..... and u know he is not going to use it to attack them .... all he does is raises the knife in his right hand and just leaves it there....in the air..!!! and u know the knife starts rotating ...rajni d gr8.......