bhagwaan ne aadmi kin cheeson se banaya

[jat_somveer]

bhai,

ek be gaam me ek kasoota kala master badali ho ke aagya.

class me aake usne raldu khada kar diya ar boojhya," bata bhagwaan ne aadmi kin kin cheesan se banaya hai."

raldu bolya," ji, hawa paani ar maati te."

master ji : aur .........?

raldu thoda sa soch ke ar master kehnya dekh ke bolya," ji ...... aur ...... tarkol te . "

[rsdalal]

Bhot Badhiya...

[duhan]

NICE ONE!!



KATI SAACHI BAAT:



EK BAE EK SARDARJEE MASTER MEERAE MAMA KI

CLASS PADHAN AA GAYA (8 VE JAAMAT). SARDARJEE

KA PEHLA DIN THA. UAAS NAE SHAYED BEERA NAHI THA GAAM KAE CHHORAE KITNAE BADMAASH HOWEIN SAE. WO AAPNAE BARAE MEIN BAATAN LAGYA..

MEERA CHHORA PHALANAE COLLEGE MEIN PADDHAE SAE--TOPPER HAE CLASS MEIN... MAENNAE PHALANAE S.D.M TAAYEIN PAADHA RAKKHA SAE...

MEERI BEETI NAE DASVI (10TH) KAAR RAKHI SAE..

SARDARJEE LAAGYA RAHA. EK CHHORA BAITHA BAITHA MUH NEECHAE NAE KAR KAE BOOLYA: MASTERJEE, AAPNEE CHHORI MEERAE BYA DO ...

CHHORA AAGAE ER MASREJEE UAS KAE PEECHAE BHAJA.. CHHORA KAE THYWAE THA... UAS DIN KAE PAACHAE WO SCHOOL NAHI AAYA..

[jat_somveer]

wah urmila ji,

kati nahle pe dahla maar diya.

mera chutkala te dho diya aapne.

bahot badhiya se.

ye chhore te isse a klesh kaatya karen.

mauj kar di.

sardar ji ne aage kite aapni itni introduction nahi di hogi

[akdabas]

Somveer bhai & Urmila ji,

bahut badhiya,aap dono pata nahi konsi pitari se joke nikal ke laye ho ?

hans hans ke aankha mai paani aa gya par hansi thambane ka nam nahi leti.

keep it up.

.

[anurana]

Wah Somveer Bhai aur Urmilla ji, majja aa gaya .
Ek mere bhi yaad aaya isse utt balakan ka kissa ;

Ek be ek ghana kala master kati dhola kuta pajama phar ke school mein aa gaya.
Aur wo ek galti kar baitha ' wo balkan ne bola ki mein kaisa lag raha huin.
Ek bolya 'Ji aap aise lag rahe ho jaano Jhote pe seet khinda rakha ho'


Ek aur hai issi hi tarah ka : Ek be ek kaali masterni peela suit phar ke aa gayi.
Bhai balakn ne uski taarif kuch is tarah ki ' Bhenji aaj to aap isse lago ho janu sarsasm ke kheet mein
jhoti bad rahi ho'

[jat_somveer]

anu ji,

wah.....wah.

great.

urmila ji ke baad ab aapne is chain me do aur kadi jod dee.

kamaal kar diya kati sama sa bandh diya

masteraan ki te mati paleed kar dee

ar ho bhi kyona jattan gail takra ge bichare

mere khyal te masteraan ne is baat ka guman nahi tha ke baalak itni bhi dho diya karen

bahut badhiya

kati chaale se paad diye.

[akdabas]

Wah...Anu ji,...wah...wah

Aap nai bhi aasamaan mai kati bijali si kadaka di.

ha ha ha ha .....................

[jaatni]

bahut badhiya
simran

[sunil_ahlawat]

sabaas bhai dalal tane to moj kar di kati andy thaa phair us master ke dil pe ke biti hogi