sandeepbalyan
November 18th, 2002, 09:51 AM
Sorry if gets repeat .
Best Regards
sandeep
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Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took
our phone book."
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Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He
orders a Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is
surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa
behind. Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the
waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell.
Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time
around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind.
Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him,
"Sardarji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki
cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"
Santa Singh says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch
teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."
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There was a Sardar and his name was 'SANTA SINGH NANGA'. Everybody used
to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name. Once in a friend's
Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying, "Meet my old
friend SANTA SINGH NANGA", and the whole party burst into laughter.
Sardar could not take it any more and decide to legally change his
name. He went to court and made an appeal to the judge.
Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naam sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta
tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naam badalna hai jee."
Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naam dasso"
Sardar: "Mera naam hai SANTA SINGH NANGA"
Judge saab also starts laughing. "Koi gal nahi. Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh
batawo ki Tuhanu keda nava naam chahida hai?"
Sardar(After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga"
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Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good
job.
Santa Singh says, "OK, next time we will apply together." And they do.
On interview day, Santa Singh says, "First I will go inside and answer
all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give
you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer
everything. You will get the job."
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get Independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question,
Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets
the questions. He goes in.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will
tell you Sir.
Best Regards
sandeep
--------------------
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took
our phone book."
----------------------------------
Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He
orders a Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is
surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa
behind. Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the
waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell.
Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time
around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind.
Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him,
"Sardarji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki
cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"
Santa Singh says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch
teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."
----------
There was a Sardar and his name was 'SANTA SINGH NANGA'. Everybody used
to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name. Once in a friend's
Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying, "Meet my old
friend SANTA SINGH NANGA", and the whole party burst into laughter.
Sardar could not take it any more and decide to legally change his
name. He went to court and made an appeal to the judge.
Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naam sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta
tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naam badalna hai jee."
Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naam dasso"
Sardar: "Mera naam hai SANTA SINGH NANGA"
Judge saab also starts laughing. "Koi gal nahi. Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh
batawo ki Tuhanu keda nava naam chahida hai?"
Sardar(After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga"
---------------------
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good
job.
Santa Singh says, "OK, next time we will apply together." And they do.
On interview day, Santa Singh says, "First I will go inside and answer
all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give
you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer
everything. You will get the job."
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get Independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question,
Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets
the questions. He goes in.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will
tell you Sir.