biotechs2001
November 19th, 2002, 01:47 PM
A new element called woman has to be added in the Periodic Table .
Detail About this new Element is as follows:-
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with thin painted film.
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore,Ductile if moulded properly
Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy,
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
AVAILABLITY:
Available in wide different forms and varieties Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands,Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE ! SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.
NOTE: New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates.
If you have found some properties not listed above,please suggest.
Attention:- No Jat Lady was Investigated in this Whole Research..
Detail About this new Element is as follows:-
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with thin painted film.
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore,Ductile if moulded properly
Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy,
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
AVAILABLITY:
Available in wide different forms and varieties Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands,Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE ! SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.
NOTE: New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates.
If you have found some properties not listed above,please suggest.
Attention:- No Jat Lady was Investigated in this Whole Research..