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biotechs2001
November 19th, 2002, 01:47 PM
A new element called woman has to be added in the Periodic Table .
Detail About this new Element is as follows:-

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

Surface usually covered with thin painted film.
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore,Ductile if moulded properly
Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy,
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

AVAILABLITY:

Available in wide different forms and varieties Can be easily seen in all busy areas

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands,Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE ! SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.

NOTE: New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates.
If you have found some properties not listed above,please suggest.

Attention:- No Jat Lady was Investigated in this Whole Research..

jaysee7
November 19th, 2002, 03:27 PM
Really very interesting ....
Hope u will get another new element immediately in reply ....
esp from element fraternity.........
Wait.......

Jagdish

shokeen123
November 19th, 2002, 06:08 PM
KK Bhanjey:


Your life has been spared for using the antidote...your very last sentence. Smart move!

"Attention:- No Jat Lady was Investigated in this Whole Research"

Sujata

anurag
November 19th, 2002, 06:49 PM
Bua,

Tera bhatija "tricks of the trade" seekh gaya sai. kati fook fook kai kadam dharai sai......

good one KK

-Anurag

shokeen123
November 19th, 2002, 07:10 PM
Anurag:

On chat line I would've said LOL, but here I will say yes, he indeed is a learned guy...! He knew he will have to answer to all the Jatnis of Jatland... Good strategy!

:-)

Bua

rsdalal
November 19th, 2002, 07:17 PM
KK Bhot Badhiya.
Dulhandi pe Ghar te bahar na likadiye...

anurag
November 19th, 2002, 07:35 PM
Ranvir ji,

Very well said.

-Anurag

anurana
November 19th, 2002, 07:54 PM
krishan kumar (Nov 19, 2002 04:17 a.m.):
Attention:- No Jat Lady was Investigated in this Whole Research..

Very Smart Move Krishan !

akdabas
November 20th, 2002, 07:53 PM
bahut badhiya.....

amar0974
November 21st, 2002, 04:54 PM
Excellent!!!