MAST TAU............

[jaatni]

ek bai ek chorra bus main chd tain jind jaa tha...
raste main ambale main bus rookgi.chorra cha paani peen khataar utar liya.
waapas aaya to uski seat pe ek tau baithya paaya......
chorre ne keha tau.....yo meri seat hai
tau kehmta kyukar.....tera ke aade naam likh rakhya hai/?
chorra kehta-main yade aapna rumaal dhar ke gaya tha nisani ke tor pe
tau kehmta-wah bete yo badhiya.......kal ne tun mere khet main jaake rumaal dhar dega to ke khet tera ho jyaaga?
lol..........ha ha ha

[anurag]

good one jaatniji.

-Anurag

[virender]

hi
Good One but actual is like this please do not take it otherwise
Tau Bolya " kal na mein teri maa pe rumal dhar dunga to wo kay meri ho jagi .

[sanjeev_khokher]

hahahahaha...virender ji.....iska matlab Tau to Tai ki talas main tha.......

Simran....very good....

[duhan]

GOOD ONE !!

[jat_somveer]

simran ji,

bahut badhiya.

tau te isse a rog katya kare

[jaatni]

Virender Singh (Nov 19, 2002 11:24 a.m.):
hi
Good One but actual is like this please do not take it otherwise
Tau Bolya " kal na mein teri maa pe rumal dhar dunga to wo kay meri ho jagi .
hi
sahi main urs version of the joke is also too nice..........par maine jo suna tha woh sunaya.......u know alag alag versions hote hain ek hi joke ke.......n its good u let us know the other ones too.........
regards.
simran

[dkumar]

good ones!

[amar0974]

Hahaaaaaaaa Simran ji Tau ki taraf tain asli jawab to virender ji n he diya waisey ek kissa ise tarha ka main bhe bata doon
Baat Delhi ke red line bus ki hai, Delhi ke Red line bus mey 3-4 seet 'Ladies' ke liye reserve ho hain to un main te ek per ek Desi Chhora baith ga Jabey ek 'Ladies' aaye or bole" : "Aap jara seat chodengey, Ye Ladies Seat Hai" Chhore Bola : "Kiit likh rakha". 'Ladies' n jahan 'Ladies' Likha Ra Hai Wahan Isara Kar Diya"
Chora bhey ustad tha bola "To Jit Likh rakha hai udey hai baith ja, Main na uthoon."

[akdabas]

Amardeep bhai, bahut badhiya maja aa gya padh kai.

or isse baat pai merai bhi ak Tau ki baat yaad aa gi.....baat D.T.C. bus ki hai ak Tau mahilaao(Ladies) ki seet pai baitha tha....to bhai agale bus stand par te do Ladies bus mai chadhdhi or Tau te bolli ak Tau seet pae te uth le hum Mahilaae hain.

Tau bhi ustad tha..... bolya tum mai-laaye ho to......hum dahi-haaye hain.ha ha ha ha

bhaiyo Tau te isse e rog katya karai.



Amardeep Bazaad (Nov 20, 2002 12:55 a.m.):

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[amar0974]

Are Ashok tum n to bhai jhadi si ladi kissey ar chutkulan ke, maja aaga bhai.

[sunil_ahlawat]

ji sirman ji bahut badhiyaa thaa , kati pet fhoot gayaa hans-2 ke