singhkapoor
November 20th, 2002, 04:00 AM
TAU JHAGRU was brought to a CHRISTIAN Hospital, and went in for coronary
surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy TAU regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his
bed. "TAU, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while
patting his hand.
"We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay
here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," TAU whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?"
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
"Do you have any close relatives, then?"
"Just my sister in ROHTAK," replied, "but she's a spinster nun."
"Nuns are not spinsters, TAU," the nun replied, "They are
married to God."
"Okay," TAU said with a smile, "BILL PHIR JIJA JI KO BHEJ DENA."
surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy TAU regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his
bed. "TAU, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while
patting his hand.
"We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay
here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," TAU whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?"
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
"Do you have any close relatives, then?"
"Just my sister in ROHTAK," replied, "but she's a spinster nun."
"Nuns are not spinsters, TAU," the nun replied, "They are
married to God."
"Okay," TAU said with a smile, "BILL PHIR JIJA JI KO BHEJ DENA."