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November 21st, 2002, 04:34 AM
ek bar ek aeroplane crash hon wala tha. Kul mila kar 5 passenger the lekin parachutes kewal 4 packs the (crew members had their own). Pahla aadmi bolya, bhai mai huin Raldhu, the best basketball player, mere marne se haryana ko bahut nuksan ho jaya gya eesliye ek pack liya aur plane tain kuud gya. Dusri lady ek bahut bare aadmi ki patni thi, boli dekho main to ex President ki Patni huin, ladies ke liya bahut kaam kar rahi huin aur mein mer gi to ladies ka bahut nuksan ho jya ga, er ek pack le ke wah bhi kuud gi. The third passenger was David Beckham. He said, I am the best and most intelligent football player in the world. I have a great responsibility playing football against the world's best and could win a world cup for the greatest football nation in the world, England, so I can't die. So he took the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, Son, I'm old and frail and I don't have many years left. Better, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy siad, No Sir, we both will go. Pope asked, but how, there is only one parachute left. The boy said, No sir, there is one for you also because England's most intelligent footballer has jumped with my schoolbag.
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