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harvindermalik
November 24th, 2002, 02:40 PM
Ek bai master ji nai Balkan tai puchchya…
Master: Bachcho ek aise jiv ka nam batao jo ped (tree) pr chi chi krta hua chadhta hai
Saare balak sochan lag ge, itne mai SUNDU nai hath uthaya ar bolya ji mai batau..
Master:Han bol
Sundu: ji…Maish (buffalo)
Master: dhanya ho wo guru jisnai tuze ye shiksha di
SUNDU: ismai guru ka ke fund sai ..yaran mai dimag hi itna hai
jataljaat
November 24th, 2002, 03:52 PM
bhai kati e kaache kaat diye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheers
singh
dr_gulia
November 24th, 2002, 04:02 PM
[kahaan hai bhi tu malik, bahot dino mein dikhai diya. Kya Bombay se bahar kar diya ke
anurana
November 24th, 2002, 05:16 PM
SUNDU ne te kamal kar diya...
sanjayrathee
November 24th, 2002, 07:18 PM
Bhai Malik sahab kade tai lyawe sai isse andi chutkale kati desi tha ar latth se gaad diye bhai isne tai .
Keep posting
Awaiting more of it
Regards
jaatni
November 24th, 2002, 10:17 PM
kya bhaisaahab
keet tain lyao ho ise chaala paad......
kite yo sundu aap hi to na the.......
lol........
par jo bhi hai.......chutkala ghana e kasoota tha.
regards
simran
ashima_singh
November 25th, 2002, 04:00 PM
kya baat hai Malik saab ..
kati nd tha..
chaalaa e paad diyaa.. sundu ne..
master to kyaan ne kuch boojh legaa..
kati tudi kardi uski to..
anurana
November 25th, 2002, 06:49 PM
Sundu ne to kati chala paad diya.... Master bhi credit leen lag raha tha.
shokeen123
November 25th, 2002, 06:57 PM
I still didn't get the joke? How can the maish climb the tree...?
harvindermalik
November 25th, 2002, 07:41 PM
I still didn't get the joke? How can the maish climb the tree..................... bua yoye to joke sai..ped pai maish chada di ar fer bhi apne dimag ki dad de sai
akdabas
November 25th, 2002, 11:59 PM
Malik bhai,bahut badhiya,
Master jiya te kati ND javaab diya Sundu ne.
Ha ha ha.......................................!!
rsdalal
November 26th, 2002, 01:16 AM
Sundu chhaa gya...
jogi
November 28th, 2002, 02:30 AM
great bhai maja aagaya...esa ek sundu mahre gaom bhi hain....
bahut badhiya...
aur aan do ese ese..
biotechs2001
November 28th, 2002, 02:45 PM
Yoh tai ghana he Zaberdust hogya.. hahahahah.......
anilsangwan
December 1st, 2002, 06:48 PM
Lage raho jaat bhaiyo!
Bahot aacha sai yoh site .jamaa maje aage rai....
kaache kat ge bhai....
aaj mannai llagai sai ke jat bana kai bhagwaan nei meri life bana dee rei.......
yaario thaara saath bana rahaiwii.....uper aale teh ya yeh dua sai bhai!!!
Anil JUST ANOTHER TIGER( JAT)
uday
October 15th, 2003, 07:57 PM
Zabardast Joke :-) :-)
Harvinder Malik (Nov 24, 2002 05:10 a.m.):
Ek bai master ji nai Balkan tai puchchya…
Master: Bachcho ek aise jiv ka nam batao jo ped (tree) pr chi chi krta hua chadhta hai
Saare balak sochan lag ge, itne mai SUNDU nai hath uthaya ar bolya ji mai batau..
Master:Han bol
Sundu: ji…Maish (buffalo)
Master: dhanya ho wo guru jisnai tuze ye shiksha di
SUNDU: ismai guru ka ke fund sai ..yaran mai dimag hi itna hai
anurana
October 15th, 2003, 09:38 PM
too gud.
indian
October 15th, 2003, 11:29 PM
SUNDU to jaatland pe kati chhaa gya...
VirenderNarwal
October 16th, 2003, 12:14 PM
chha gaya tau........bua geli
vimal_saroha
October 16th, 2003, 12:19 PM
wAH MALIK SAHAB
yO SUNDU NAAM KAHAN TE TOHYA APNE
NAAM PADH KE HI PATA LAG GAYA THA JAROOR KUCH KASOOTA KAREGA
jagmohan
October 17th, 2003, 10:11 AM
Bhai Harvinder,
HHKPPG.
Manne to mobile pe apni Paro te bhi suna diya. Saans bhul gi ar katai awaaj likadni bandh hogi.
Keep making others laugh.
Jagmohan Malik
sabeena
October 28th, 2003, 03:16 PM
Jat humour is too subtle. It may not seem to be 'coz of the lingo but the level of PUN & WIT is really high.
Sorry friends...
thoda sa serious dialogue maar dia!
harvindermalik
October 29th, 2003, 12:00 AM
so ...u all liked SUNDU... achhe comments likhne ke liye aap sab Jat Mitro ka dhanywaad...
aap sab nyue comments likh kai hosla badate rho..Sundu Maish nai ped pai chadae rakhaiga....
ashokpaul
October 29th, 2003, 03:48 PM
Isme guru ka ke fund sai..... yaran mai dimage itna hai....
hahahaha!!!!!
Sujata (Nov 25, 2002 09:27 a.m.):
I still didn't get the joke? How can the maish climb the tree...?
niti
November 21st, 2003, 12:15 AM
bhaiyaaaaaaaa...........awesome....(wasie pehle samjh nahi aaya tha....but some1 asked u n it cleared my doubts too) nice one....!!!!!...im coming home soon.:)
manas
November 21st, 2003, 03:47 PM
Bahi Sahab,
dhayawad......................
malikmca
June 5th, 2005, 12:16 PM
Bhai Malik shab thoda late pedha joke.....but kasoota tha.....bighan kar diya katee.....mar gaye hans hans ke....
"ismai guru ka ke fund sai ..yaran mai dimag hi itna hai ......" :D :D :D :D
bony
July 24th, 2005, 09:41 PM
Zabardast Joke :-) :-)
jama e challa pad diya sundu ne te ,, malik saab full sawad aa gaye yoh joke pad ke... wah bhai wah,,,1 nmbr ka joke tha ...
VirenderNarwal
August 14th, 2005, 01:32 PM
maan gaye tere deemakh ne bhi tauuuuuuuu
parmod
August 14th, 2005, 04:23 PM
sahi se malik shab.....kati ee jamma kasuta joke thaa.........lage raho
jitendershooda
August 14th, 2005, 08:03 PM
bahut e bhadiya bhai ...ghane din pache padhya ..par poora vishwas se ek ib bhi mains ped pe taang rakhi hogi SUNDU ne ... ha ha
sandydalal
August 16th, 2005, 11:24 AM
Ek bai master ji nai Balkan tai puchchya…
Master: Bachcho ek aise jiv ka nam batao jo ped (tree) pr chi chi krta hua chadhta hai
Saare balak sochan lag ge, itne mai SUNDU nai hath uthaya ar bolya ji mai batau..
Master:Han bol
Sundu: ji…Maish (buffalo)
Master: dhanya ho wo guru jisnai tuze ye shiksha di
SUNDU: ismai guru ka ke fund sai ..yaran mai dimag hi itna hai
wah harvinder bhai kamal ka joke tha kati chala paad diya
keep it up
dahiyasaab
August 16th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Mar gya re, dheke kade heart attack na karva diye isha jor ka jhatka te sundu ye maar sake se, aer bua teh gujarish se jatta ke chtkule mein dimag ki kam jrut ho se na lagavi gi te tawley samajh mein avein gey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
harvindermalik
August 30th, 2005, 11:35 PM
aap sab to sundu ka confidence pasand aaya...ye sun kar achha lagya...replies k liye aap sab ka....dhanywaad
satyeshwar
May 15th, 2006, 10:37 AM
Bhai, yo te ghanna-e kasutta tha!!! hahaha!! :)
lakra2002
May 15th, 2006, 01:52 PM
Ek bai master ji nai Balkan tai puchchya…
Master: Bachcho ek aise jiv ka nam batao jo ped (tree) pr chi chi krta hua chadhta hai
Saare balak sochan lag ge, itne mai SUNDU nai hath uthaya ar bolya ji mai batau..
Master:Han bol
Sundu: ji…Maish (buffalo)
Master: dhanya ho wo guru jisnai tuze ye shiksha di
SUNDU: ismai guru ka ke fund sai ..yaran mai dimag hi itna hai
bhai harvinder tu tai katiye chala paad de se re chore lagya re nue....
:):):):)