jaat kamchor

[jaatni]

ek gaam main 4-5 kaamchor the.
ek din weh saanjh si ne batlaye ek bhai aao election ladaan.
koe party aala 10-20 hajaar de dega to baith jawaange.
nyu bichar karke vote mangan chaal pade.
ek tau dhore jaakar bolye-tau,eebke hamne yo bhagwaan daas tha diya se electionaan main;isne bana diyo thari sab kyahen ki mauj kara dega.
tau bolya-bhai gaam main murde phookan ne jagah konya.wo banwadiyo.
ek bolya-tau je mhara raaj aagya ne to ghar-ghar shamshaan banadyange.
ha ha ha

[duhan]

nice one Simran!!!
Here is another one on election time:

ek bae ek mantri jaton tai bhashan dae tha:
" yae dusri party aap logon ko loot rahi hae...
pani mae tae bijlee kaad ka kora pani aap logon nae dae hae! bijlee kadae paachae pani mae kae rae gya?" (referring to bhakra nangal).

[amar0974]

simran ji or urmila ji bahoot badhi, waisey urmila ji ye kissa "Shool" Picture m bhey hai, waisey badhia hai acha ek kissa main bhey bata doon.

Ek Baar Ek Mantri kehan laga Bhai agar main jeet gaya to gaon mey puul (flyover) bana doonga, itney m gaam aaley boley par mantri ji gaam m nadi to kona. mantri bola bhai iss election m to puul a puul banaoonga, Haan aagley election m jeet ga to nadi bhey la doonga.
Haaaaaaaaa

[rajendersingh]

Simran ji aur Urmila ji bahut badhiya
Urmila ji jo kissa apne bataya vo bilkul sach mein hooa tha emergency ke baad 1977 ke election mien mani ram bagari jo hiar ka rahene wala tha,usko janta party ki ticket Mathura se mili thi aur tab usne baat kahi thi

[rsdalal]

Jatni ji bhot Badhiya...

[rsdalal]

Urmila ji ND tha...

[rsdalal]

Amardeep Bhai bhot Badhiya tha...

[shokeen123]

Simran, Urmila, and Amar:

Good collection... on election...

[akdabas]

Simran ji, Urmilaji, or Amardeepji,

Aap teeno ke joke bahut hi badhiya hain.