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shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 01:27 PM
I have an idea !:)

Many a times, people here send pagers, messages etc to ask 'Can I know something about you?' . No pager issues & no comments on the underlying intentions for that matter ! So, it just occurred to me that many of us are quite regular here, and some others, are weekly or fortnightly visitors & some casual visitors! We discuss issues here, we even get into tussles, but who are we all !:confused:

Many here must be knowing each other personally too, but still we others are part of this portal & share a common community, it would not be useless if we exchange some worthwhile introductions about us, which can include anything like the general basic informations, or may be some unique attributes of us, which we can share, or may be any habit which often leads us into unnecessary trouble but the habit has still stayed on, or may be some experiences of life which left a deep impact, I mean just anything which one wants to share with all of us. I guess it would be interesting to hear things like Dev Kaka ji is the proud father of how many children, or why Shailendra ji pictures himself in a Superman attire, just anything ,of course if there is a free will to share it! :)

Dont know this idea is worth it or not, but once I get any idea instantly, then I say, let me give it a try nahi to pet me dard ho jaata hai ! :pSo, just a trial !:)

dkumars
September 13th, 2007, 02:10 PM
Madam idea achha hai... par aapka introduction kahan hai ?
Thread shuru kiya aur apna hi intro bhool gayi ?

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 02:29 PM
Madam idea achha hai... par aapka introduction kahan hai ?
Thread shuru kiya aur apna hi intro bhool gayi ?

Pehla reply aaya aapka aur aap bhi bhool gaye:p


Well, I am Shweta, a Chartered Accountant by profession, belongs to UP (which I call Ultimate Place, on a lighter note!). And I am quite fond of these lighter notes, but still choosy about these notes! :p

I completely believe in the funda that what you give to others is what you will get back, and I try giving good to others because I want to have many a good things in life !:) Etc etc........... aur kya batau?

dreamer
September 13th, 2007, 02:34 PM
Pehla reply aaya aapka aur aap bhi bhool gaye:p


Well, I am Shweta, a Chartered Accountant by profession, belongs to UP (which I call Ultimate Place, on a lighter note!). And I am quite fond of these lighter notes, but still choosy about these notes! :p

I completely believe in the funda that what you give to others is what you will get back, and I try giving good to others because I want to have many a good things in life !:) Etc etc........... aur kya batau?


Eee merai aala reply delete howaiga dekhiyo !! kyun ki off- topic sai na ;);)

vivekdh
September 13th, 2007, 02:44 PM
bahut sahi idea aaya ji apko main bhi soch raha tha ki kaise pata chale ki kon kon hai per ye idea muje nahi aaya :D

NAAM -Vivek Dhankhar
Jurm- Electronics Engineer
Jail-STMicroelectronics GNoida

Delhi me paya jata hu saanj ko aaj kal weekend me parole pe Rohtak chala jata hu.

muje hasna bahut pasand haialso sleep, drive,khana or or or bahut kuch kerna matlab muje sare kaam kerne me maja aata hai.

meri umar 25 saal hai meri height 6 foot hai mere 2 hath or 2 pair hain :D

mere koi balak nahi hai or te or meri bahu bhi koni :D:D

bsiwach
September 13th, 2007, 02:53 PM
We have Jat Matrimonials (http://www.jatland.com/home/Matrimonials) section for this type of Introduction.

dkumars
September 13th, 2007, 02:54 PM
विवेक धनखड़
अपनी तारीफ के लिए बस इतना कहता हुं
छोड़ देता हुं वो रास्ता जो आम हो जाए ......
http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/kirsch/statusicon/user_online.gif http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/kirsch/buttons/report.gif (http://www.jatland.com/forums/report.php?p=146395)

Bhai uss rastein ke baare mein kya khayal hai jo saib, angoor, amrood ya kellla ho jaye ???:p

dkumars
September 13th, 2007, 02:55 PM
We have Jat Matrimonials (http://www.jatland.com/home/Matrimonials) section for this type of Introduction.



Bhai Jat matrimonial mein Dev Sahab arr aura ka bhi introduction hai ke jo byahh nahi chahtein ??? :p

vivekdh
September 13th, 2007, 02:58 PM
ye sahi piont maar diya apne

ibb intro bhi de do yaa pnt hi marre jaoge bus


Bhai Jat matrimonial mein Dev Sahab arr aura ka bhi introduction hai ke jo byahh nahi chahtein ??? :p

Maniisha
September 13th, 2007, 03:04 PM
meri umar 25 saal hai meri height 6 foot hai mere 2 hath or 2 pair hain :D

mere koi balak nahi hai or te or meri bahu bhi koni :D:D

Well viv ji bahut badiya intro tha aapka te..waise sabke 2 hath or 2 pair hoya kare :p
Agar vo insaan hai tho varna 4 as u know it well.....
or jab bahu e koni te balak kithe aawegaa Daakii..:p:D

Let me give my Intro now....:)
Maniisha Sharawat....
Basically from Rohtak, Haryana but born & brought up in Mumbai, City that Rocks!!!.
Used to visit the native in vacations in school days and now and now the
visits are reduced to once in 2 years that also for a week or so..:(:(
Did my schooling & further studies frm Mumbai University have been working
for the past 2 yrs. Sr. Startegist ( Consultant & Coordinator)

- Software Development



I Believe:
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”.. :)

vivekdh
September 13th, 2007, 03:10 PM
iss photo me jahan khadi hai wahan se khud ke dhikao :p:D


I Believe:
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”[/quote]

vivekdh
September 13th, 2007, 03:24 PM
UP ko Utt pradesh bhi kehte hain ji :D



belongs to UP (which I call Ultimate Place, on a lighter note!). And I am quite fond of these lighter notes, but still choosy about these notes! :p

?

sumitpawar
September 13th, 2007, 03:33 PM
ram ram all :):)

iam Sumit Pawar
Zonal Marketing Manager(East India)- Hero Honda
belongs to Delhi, presently at Kolkata.

hope to know all u ppl:)

dkumars
September 13th, 2007, 03:50 PM
mera lumbar bhi aagya laagei hai...

Naam : Devender Kumar
Home town : Delhi
Presently : Bangalore
Kaam : Ibai ib ek padhai ki jail tai likad kai naukari ki jail main gera gaya hoon ..... Keyboard phodna (SW Engg)

Aur mere bhi 2 hath aur 2 peir hai... so i m also qualified for being a human being... hehe:p

I like playing Basket Ball... m 6 feet ...
I like going for long bike rides with my buddies... but nt getting a chance here in stupid bangl...
I also like playing brain teaser games n sudoku although the top part of my body is hollow.
Now a days going thru some real ordeal in personal life so engaging myself here in JL n all... so enjoing u guys comments... esplly a crack but intelligent gal





I do hereby declare that, the given particulars are true and correct to the best of my knowledge and belief. :p :p ;) :cool: :D

Place: Bangalore
Date: 13-09-2007 Devender Kumar

devdahiya
September 13th, 2007, 04:38 PM
Devender is my full name
Dev bi keh lyo it is all same
Mei khel liya karrun takriban saare game
2 ballak sein arr kaki geilyan rahun suun sehprem
2 ballak sein Divya arr Dhruv sein unke name
Mei Army affsar tha naukkari chhodd di be temm
Ibb berojjgaar suun taddka sham sabb same
Guddgamme mei rahya karrun arr sabh tein krya karrun prem
Doggle aadami aachhe nahin laggte,sachchai pe chalna merra aim



Baap margya tha 5 saal ke ka,maa rahe se merre saath
4 bhai saan arr 4 bahan ya bhi sunnlyo merri baat
Mei bhi MA kaki Bhi MA khubb phoddi sein hamnei duwaat
Ballak thheek padhhein se,bina marrein laat
Saara kunbba rajji-khussi.....bhagwaan nein kar raakhkhe sein thhathh.


Gaam sei paladpur,kharkhodda se thana
Parr ibb ghanne dina tein ghana kamm hogya aana-jaana
Rohna,barona,nilauthi arr Gupalpur se mhara simmana
Arr mei kavita likh liya karrun arr unn tei aawei se mannei ganna.
Purri duniya dekh ke ibb Guddgamme mei mila sei ek chhotta sa thhikana
Arr bhai ek din aaye thhe iss dhharti pe arr ek din paddei ga janna.



Sab kimme te batta diya bhai.

cooljat
September 13th, 2007, 04:52 PM
Well....wat to say?...


इस अजनबी सी दुनिया में, अकेला इक ख्वाब हूँ. सवालों से खफ़ा, चोट सा जवाब हूँ. जो ना समझ सके, उनके लिये "कौन". जो समझ चुके, उनके लिये खुली किताब हूँ. ;) ;) ;)


Rock on
Jit

devdahiya
September 13th, 2007, 04:56 PM
इस अजनबी सी दुनिया में, अकेला इक ख्वाब हूँ. सवालों से खफ़ा, चोट सा जवाब हूँ. जो ना समझ सके, उनके लिये "कौन". जो समझ चुके, उनके लिये खुली किताब हूँ. ;) ;) ;)


Rock on
Jit






Introduction kammal ki,andaaz khattarnaak hei
Aap beshakk kuchh khass hein,Wa ji kya baat hei-2.

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 05:05 PM
bahut sahi idea aaya ji apko main bhi soch raha tha ki kaise pata chale ki kon kon hai per ye idea muje nahi aaya :D

NAAM -Vivek Dhankhar
Jurm- Electronics Engineer
Jail-STMicroelectronics GNoida

Delhi me paya jata hu saanj ko aaj kal weekend me parole pe Rohtak chala jata hu.

muje hasna bahut pasand haialso sleep, drive,khana or or or bahut kuch kerna matlab muje sare kaam kerne me maja aata hai.

meri umar 25 saal hai meri height 6 foot hai mere 2 hath or 2 pair hain :D

mere koi balak nahi hai or te or meri bahu bhi koni :D:D

Aree baap re ! Aaj aapko kitne infraction milenge!:rolleyes::confused: AAj pehli baar apni photo lagaane ke 2, Galat jagah posting ke 3, aur muh aur kaan ki counting na bataane ke 6! God!:p

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 05:10 PM
विवेक धनखड़
अपनी तारीफ के लिए बस इतना कहता हुं
छोड़ देता हुं वो रास्ता जो आम हो जाए ......
http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/kirsch/statusicon/user_online.gif http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/kirsch/buttons/report.gif (http://www.jatland.com/forums/report.php?p=146395)

Bhai uss rastein ke baare mein kya khayal hai jo saib, angoor, amrood ya kellla ho jaye ???:p

Wo raasta ye chaat jaate honge ! Fruit- Chat raasta !:p Tasty !;)

shashiverma
September 13th, 2007, 05:14 PM
Interesting intro Kaka ji.

Well jaha tak naam ka sawal hai wo left side mei dekh raha hai......
Kyon en Moukhoto se bharee duniya mai bewajah logo ko pehchan kei kosish karee....
Vicharo per se dhol haatai ja saktee hai to unko hei polish kar letai hai na yaar....

sejwaldeepak
September 13th, 2007, 05:18 PM
SARPANCH:p:):D

ritu
September 13th, 2007, 05:18 PM
bahut hi badiya.kavita bhi aur intro. bhi.
Devender is my full name
Dev bi keh lyo it is all same
Mei khel liya karrun takriban saare game
2 ballak sein arr kaki geilyan rahun suun sehprem
2 ballak sein Divya arr Dhruv sein unke name
Mei Army affsar tha naukkari chhodd di be temm
Ibb berojjgaar suun taddka sham sabb same
Guddgamme mei rahya karrun arr sabh tein krya karrun prem
Doggle aadami aachhe nahin laggte,sachchai pe chalna merra aim



Baap margya tha 5 saal ke ka,maa rahe se merre saath
4 bhai saan arr 4 bahan ya bhi sunnlyo merri baat
Mei bhi MA kaki Bhi MA khubb phoddi sein hamnei duwaat
Ballak thheek padhhein se,bina marrein laat
Saara kunbba rajji-khussi.....bhagwaan nein kar raakhkhe sein thhathh.


Gaam sei paladpur,kharkhodda se thana
Parr ibb ghanne dina tein ghana kamm hogya aana-jaana
Rohna,barona,nilauthi arr Gupalpur se mhara simmana
Arr mei kavita likh liya karrun arr unn tei aawei se mannei ganna.
Purri duniya dekh ke ibb Guddgamme mei mila sei ek chhotta sa thhikana
Arr bhai ek din aaye thhe iss dhharti pe arr ek din paddei ga janna.



Sab kimme te batta diya bhai.

ritu
September 13th, 2007, 05:28 PM
mera nam se ritu su sonipat ki er bahay di gurgamme me
tomar thi bahay pahla er ab lag gya gott sehrawat

padai likhai kar rakhi se msc.(chem.)B.ed. par eb pou su tikkad
america me su aajkal par fer bhi jatland ke laye jau chakkar

ek chorra se mera 10 saal ka paanchvi me sonu
jo nak me mere dumm kare rakhe se time donu

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 05:29 PM
UP ko Utt pradesh bhi kehte hain ji :D

Ji kehne me kya rakha hai, kehne ko to chand me bhi daag hota hai !


विवेक धनखड़
MIDnight I wakeup and see the stars and think what the hell happened to my roof.:D

By the way,do u sleep in open or really something happens to ur roof each night:rolleyes:

skadian
September 13th, 2007, 05:35 PM
Thoda time pehle kaafi regular thi yahan ...but ab kaafi dinnoon baaad aayi hoon....
So, mera introduction:
naam : Seema kadian
kaam : Software Engg.
paddhi thi Delhi University tae
abhi kahan : Wipro Technologies (Bangalore)
ghar aale Sonipat mein ae hain...err hum bhai- bhann saare nyaare -nyaare
ek blore mein, ek mumbai mein er ek Australia mein.

Din mein kaam ke beech mein refresh hone ke liye JL acchi jagah hai.

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM
SARPANCH:p:):D

PAANCH SAR :o:confused::rolleyes: Sir Management!

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 05:41 PM
Devender is my full name
Dev bi keh lyo it is all same
Mei khel liya karrun takriban saare game
2 ballak sein arr kaki geilyan rahun suun sehprem
2 ballak sein Divya arr Dhruv sein unke name
Mei Army affsar tha naukkari chhodd di be temm
Ibb berojjgaar suun taddka sham sabb same
Guddgamme mei rahya karrun arr sabh tein krya karrun prem
Doggle aadami aachhe nahin laggte,sachchai pe chalna merra aim



Baap margya tha 5 saal ke ka,maa rahe se merre saath
4 bhai saan arr 4 bahan ya bhi sunnlyo merri baat
Mei bhi MA kaki Bhi MA khubb phoddi sein hamnei duwaat
Ballak thheek padhhein se,bina marrein laat
Saara kunbba rajji-khussi.....bhagwaan nein kar raakhkhe sein thhathh.


Gaam sei paladpur,kharkhodda se thana
Parr ibb ghanne dina tein ghana kamm hogya aana-jaana
Rohna,barona,nilauthi arr Gupalpur se mhara simmana
Arr mei kavita likh liya karrun arr unn tei aawei se mannei ganna.
Purri duniya dekh ke ibb Guddgamme mei mila sei ek chhotta sa thhikana
Arr bhai ek din aaye thhe iss dhharti pe arr ek din paddei ga janna.



Sab kimme te batta diya bhai.

Areeee baap reeee!!

skarmveer
September 13th, 2007, 06:09 PM
Naam Karmveer Singh Chahal
Kaam Coastal Roadways Ltd. mein Regional Manager (North)
Umar 42 saal
Kad 6'1"
Vajan 95Kilo
Paida Delhi
Padhai Delhi B.com
Gaam Hasanpur Distt. Ghaziabad U.P.
Gharwali 1- puri tarah gharwali (Jis samy bhee ghar pahunchta hun Intjaar
karti milti hai)
Bachchey 2 (1 Ladka 17 saalka, 1 Ladki 8saalke)
Bhai 4 (mere alawa 3, 2 shadisuda 1 kuwara)
Behan 1 Shadisuda

Prathmikta : 1-Parawarik jeemeydaari, 2-Naukari, 3-Samajik Jeemedaari,
shok(Hobby) :1-Bhajan sun-na, 2-Tirath yatra 3-Khana or 4-sona.

Sabhi per viswas karta hun or apney liyea jhuth nahi bolta.

shweta123
September 13th, 2007, 07:20 PM
Well....wat to say?...


इस अजनबी सी दुनिया में, अकेला इक ख्वाब हूँ. सवालों से खफ़ा, चोट सा जवाब हूँ. जो ना समझ सके, उनके लिये "कौन". जो समझ चुके, उनके लिये खुली किताब हूँ. ;) ;) ;)


Rock on
Jit




On which subject this book is on? & ye kaun sa edition hai!:p

devdahiya
September 13th, 2007, 07:24 PM
Naam Karmveer Singh Chahal




Sabhi per viswas karta hun or apney liyea jhuth nahi bolta.




Thats why i admire,respect and value you so much.You are a GEM.God bless you and the whole family always......there are very few like you in this world.

shailendra
September 13th, 2007, 09:47 PM
...Theek sai Chhorri, bade din baad koi dhank-ka thread shuru kiya tannae.... na mannae lagya phaer ade koi 'mahila sangathan' shuru karti ho! ;)

I think the intention is very good on this one, and my compliments for that... (though I doubt the pager messages just wanna aquire some bio-data information only by any shot of the imagination! Heh! Heh! ;))

But having said that and in true tradition and support of this thread; here is my simplified intro also (on what is appropriate max. to post on an online website)-

Shailendra Singh, Urban-Design & Planning Director with Miami County (County Government), Florida USA... Married and 34 years of age, 198 pounds (6 foot 2")
Originally from Haryana ('Dhamad' Gaon near Rohtak) but born in Meerut (UP)...
Last resided in Pilani, Rajasthan before coming to the USA for my Masters. (since Dad was in the Indian Army- 4 Jats Regiment, therefore moved and resided around most of Northern India thru my childhood!)
Masters in Urban Design and Town Planning (M.Arch, Univ. of Miami), Bachelors in Architecture (B. Arch, Gujarat)...

Passionate about-
...sports! (Represented Rajasthan at State level in Swimming) and can hold my own in Tennis, Basketball, Badminton/TT, Volleyball (and Cricket!)
...and the arts! (cartooning, sketching-Horses are my fav, painting...etc. Cartooned for some time for the local section of the Times of India, and the Indian Express dailies when in India, and now working on the side trying to put a cartoon Book together on Architectural satire)
...and movies!!! (ask me of a movie and I would tell you all about it... ;) All time fav? 'Sholay'; "Tumhaar Naam kya hai Basanti?", "Pyaara Nahee, bahaut saara bolti hai!" :D)
Never huge on flashy or expensive cars etc; but somehow ended up driving a 2006 Mercedes E-class Benz, that I am really proud of as it has a diesel engine, and is a fast but very fuel-effecient car [gives me a whooping 29-32 miles to the gallon!]...

Like working-out and try to be punctual and stay motivated as much as possible, as keeping in shape is no more about looking good; but about health and well being... (living in a Beach town/City like Miami surely helps and motivates, because damn! everyone here is in such a good shape!!! :))

Finally- Have been here (good ol' Jatland) since probably yr 2002 (I think), Love this website because it is simply awesome! (Hate the occasional bickering and pettiness though, especially if it's some really young, high-on-adrenalin, new member(s) that are out to prove a point)...
Everything said and done people; I would still like to emphasize that it has always been a real pleasure to interact with each and everyone one of you here, enjoy reading your thoughts (I do try and check out everything interesting even if end up not writing anything) posting on threads and having an all-out, nice, full of passion, fair discussion; (but wouldn't back out from a confrontation if it is a challenge! ;))
Have made some wonderful friends here and therefore will always be indebted to this site... (and some enemies too I am sure; but at the end of the day nothing's personal!)

Always glad to help; feel free to touch base with me on anything that I may be able to assist you on...

Cheerio!!! :rolleyes::D:)

prashantacmet
September 14th, 2007, 12:49 AM
UP ko Utt pradesh bhi kehte hain ji :D

tai pichhana katai sahi..........lambda husiyyar lagya tu majhe.......experience chokhaa deekhe UP aalu ka.........;):rolleyes::p

prashantacmet
September 14th, 2007, 12:56 AM
Wo raasta ye chaat jaate honge ! Fruit- Chat raasta !:p Tasty !;)

baawli baat mat na karre tu shweta.........yeh raaste ne chaatte kona chhustte hai..gallaffu mai bhar ke;):p:p...........

desijat
September 14th, 2007, 01:00 AM
Vikas Chaudhary

Gaam- Chaprauli, UP
College - Amity Business School

Presently working with Perfect Relations, one of the best Public Relations company...
We do PR and build Image of organizations:p sounds so fancy

I have worked with clients like Ericsson, MasterCard, Miditech, UNICEF, Hindustan Motors etc. but this is just the tip of ice berg

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 02:04 AM
but this is just the tip of ice berg

To poora iceberg kab dikha rahe ho.....:p;):D..hehhehe

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 02:11 AM
...[U]Always glad to help; feel free to touch base with me on anything that I may be able to assist you on...
Cheerio!!! :rolleyes::D:)

Nice! Impressive intro!! Kati celebrity type ke ho Shail ...;):D

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 06:49 AM
Nice! Impressive intro!! Kati celebrity type ke ho Shail ...;):D



Arr dacdarnni bebey tu haddei cha peewan aai thi.Akk Shail ki election rally mei jai bollan?

deepshi
September 14th, 2007, 06:52 AM
gud shot,,,,buddy:);)

nice..dev kaaku!
Devender is my full name
Dev bi keh lyo it is all same
Mei khel liya karrun takriban saare game
2 ballak sein arr kaki geilyan rahun suun sehprem
2 ballak sein Divya arr Dhruv sein unke name
Mei Army affsar tha naukkari chhodd di be temm
Ibb berojjgaar suun taddka sham sabb same
Guddgamme mei rahya karrun arr sabh tein krya karrun prem
Doggle aadami aachhe nahin laggte,sachchai pe chalna merra aim



Baap margya tha 5 saal ke ka,maa rahe se merre saath
4 bhai saan arr 4 bahan ya bhi sunnlyo merri baat
Mei bhi MA kaki Bhi MA khubb phoddi sein hamnei duwaat
Ballak thheek padhhein se,bina marrein laat
Saara kunbba rajji-khussi.....bhagwaan nein kar raakhkhe sein thhathh.


Gaam sei paladpur,kharkhodda se thana
Parr ibb ghanne dina tein ghana kamm hogya aana-jaana
Rohna,barona,nilauthi arr Gupalpur se mhara simmana
Arr mei kavita likh liya karrun arr unn tei aawei se mannei ganna.
Purri duniya dekh ke ibb Guddgamme mei mila sei ek chhotta sa thhikana
Arr bhai ek din aaye thhe iss dhharti pe arr ek din paddei ga janna.



Sab kimme te batta diya bhai.

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 07:20 AM
Arr dacdarnni bebey tu haddei cha peewan aai thi.Akk Shail ki election rally mei jai bollan?

Hahhaahhaha......kyon chho main aao so, aapki kavita bhi bhot achhee hai...:p

Kisi ne chaa pyaee- ae konya.....eeb apne gharaan jaake dharoo soon, apne peenee ho tae aa jao ...heheheh.....eeb yo thread bhi lock karwogey...:D

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 07:41 AM
Hahhaahhaha......kyon chho main aao so, aapki kavita bhi bhot achhee hai...:p

Kisi ne chaa pyaee- ae konya.....eeb apne gharaan jaake dharoo soon, apne peenee ho tae aa jao ...heheheh.....eeb yo thread bhi lock karwogey...:D



Konya ho...sharatt la le bebey.....arr mei aaun suun cha peewan....chinni thoddi batti gerriye bebey...hothhan ke chippattni chahiye chinni. Hey....LUTTRAM-PATTRAM CHA.

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 08:14 AM
Konya ho...sharatt la le bebey.....arr mei aaun suun cha peewan....chinni thoddi batti gerriye bebey...hothhan ke chippattni chahiye chinni. Hey....LUTTRAM-PATTRAM CHA.

Hahhaha....konya howe tae chalo batlaawein aade ae....aur sab raji sae kaka...:D
Cheeni batti nao gairu, manne apki sahet ki chinta sae, akhir kaka ho...1 quintal ka cup thadda bhar diya sae...aa jao eeb said-de see.....hehehe..:D

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 08:17 AM
Hahhaha....konya howe tae chalo batlaawein aade ae....aur sab raji sae kaka...:D
Cheeni batti nao gairu, manne apki sahet ki chinta sae, akhir kaka ho...1 quintal ka cup thadda bhar diya sae...aa jao eeb said-de see.....hehehe..:D



Cho Chaweet bebey...mannei te issa lagya jannu merri bebey cha ka cup liyein sahmi khaddi se.God bless you...and a big thankku.

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 08:19 AM
Cho Chaweet bebey...mannei te issa lagya jannu merri bebey cha ka cup liyein sahmi khaddi se.God bless you...and a big thankku.

Aap bhi sahi timepass kar re so kaka...hehehh....
main tae eebey gharaan bbhi naa jaa lee soon, haade-ae maroon soon lab main....kit ki chaa...sowyyyyyyyyy:p

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 08:23 AM
Aap bhi sahi timepass kar re so kaka...hehehh....
main tae eebey gharaan bbhi naa jaa lee soon, haade-ae maroon soon lab main....kit ki chaa...sowyyyyyyyyy:p



Bebey riterr ho liya suun arr ibb sarre wei kaam karuungga jismmei aatamma seelli hotti ho....pressarran nei tangg kar liya tha...i am really enjoying this new found SAWATANTTRATA....hey..hey......ghar mein katti eklla...kaki job pe....bass kassan-kussan manjj diya karrun suun...hey-2.

vivekdh
September 14th, 2007, 08:23 AM
poonam ji kyon kaka ke pachhe lag rahe ho intro de do ne :D:D




Hahhaha....konya howe tae chalo batlaawein aade ae....aur sab raji sae kaka...:D
Cheeni batti nao gairu, manne apki sahet ki chinta sae, akhir kaka ho...1 quintal ka cup thadda bhar diya sae...aa jao eeb said-de see.....hehehe..:D

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 08:24 AM
poonam ji kyon kaka ke pachhe lag rahe ho intro de do ne :D:D



Tannei ke se rei...BIBBEKKE......Merri bebey tannei ke.

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 08:31 AM
Bebey riterr ho liya suun arr ibb sarre wei kaam karuungga jismmei aatamma seelli hotti ho....pressarran nei tangg kar liya tha...i am really enjoying this new found SAWATANTTRATA....hey..hey......ghar mein katti eklla...kaki job pe....bass kassan-kussan manjj diya karrun suun...hey-2.


thats true..!

Err eeb main chaloon soon, chaa ka time bi ook liya eeb tae...jaake teekadd pone padenge...hehhehehe.........batlaan tayeen thankuuu kaka.....:)

poonam
September 14th, 2007, 08:33 AM
poonam ji kyon kaka ke pachhe lag rahe ho intro de do ne :D:D

Issa koi teer naa maaryaa sae eeb tayein ....:D...kae intro dyoon....

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 08:35 AM
thats true..!

Err eeb main chaloon soon, chaa ka time bi ook liya eeb tae...jaake teekadd pone padenge...hehhehehe.........batlaan tayeen thankuuu kaka.....:)



bebey harr THANKKU na khya krein jiji.

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 08:37 AM
Issa koi teer naa maaryaa sae eeb tayein ....:D...kae intro dyoon....



Ow Bibekke aur le le pangga appni Bua ji tein...dekhya e na shikkari...hey-2.

vivekdh
September 14th, 2007, 09:32 AM
kaka panga te bacpan te hi len ki aadat hai meri per jab panga ulta padan lag jaa to apne te badaan te hath bhi tawla jod liya karu main :D



Ow Bibekke aur le le pangga appni Bua ji tein...dekhya e na shikkari...hey-2.

vivekdh
September 14th, 2007, 09:34 AM
nu hi bata do kun si sabji suthri banaya karo ho app :D
main amrika aaunga to apke gharan kahunga fer :D


Issa koi teer naa maaryaa sae eeb tayein ....:D...kae intro dyoon....

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 09:37 AM
nu hi bata do kun si sabji suthri banaya karo ho app :D
main amrika aaunga to apke gharan kahunga fer :D



Ass treppani jeebhh nei rok le arr rotti-ganthha kha le..samjhya!

vivekdh
September 14th, 2007, 09:42 AM
we bhi chor diya kaka ibb to roti bhi nasib me koni :(




Ass treppani jeebhh nei rok le arr rotti-ganthha kha le..samjhya!

cooljat
September 14th, 2007, 11:02 AM
hummm...

किताब पधो खुद जान जाओ !! :p:p:p

Jokes apart -

Naam - Jitendra Takhar short me Jit aka Cool-Jat
gaam- Ranjeetpura, Renwal, Jaipur
kaam- Time Killlin, Networking (social/computer)
Ghar- Eibbe Pink City main reha karoon aur zindgi kaat reha sson ;)
Status- Single n Happy
Height - 6'4" gharalle manne registaan ka Jahaj aka Camel kaha kare hain :D
hobbies - YOGA, Martial Arts, Rock Music, Motorcycles, Beer, Traveling, Adventure, Spritualism, Pragmatic Philosphy, n freakin out with friends!!
Sports- Martial Arts, Kabaddi,Soccer,Hockey, Athletic, Beach vollyball, etc.

Jatland pe main koi 2003 se aan laag rehya soon....aur its like virtual village to me...urre kayi friends for life bhi mile.....aur Jat n Jats history ke bare main bhi kasuta gyaan mila aur haan urre aake hi meri Haryanwi kasuti sudhri!! :D

aur kimme poochna ho to .... Hindi main pooch liya kyunki angrezi mane jyada naa aati!! :cool::)

n yeah!!! I luv to Rock on!!!....:cool:;)


Ram Ram | Namaste!!!


Rock on
Jit






On which subject this book is on? & ye kaun sa edition hai!

shweta123
September 14th, 2007, 11:13 AM
...Theek sai Chhorri, bade din baad koi dhank-ka thread shuru kiya tannae.... na mannae lagya phaer ade koi 'mahila sangathan' shuru karti ho! ;)

I think the intention is very good on this one, and my compliments for that... (though I doubt the pager messages just wanna aquire some bio-data information only by any shot of the imagination! Heh! Heh! ;))

:rolleyes::D:)

Fursat me padh paungi saara te ! :o Baaki aap dikkho ho apne astro details aur doggie ka naam batana bhool gaye ho:p

Aur itneeeeee dinooooo baadddddd! Isse pehle kaun sa dhangg ka shuru kiya tha, matlab kaun sa aapko dhang ka laagya, Superman ji !:rolleyes:

Waise aap mahila sangathan se itna daryo kyo ho!:D

Aapke compliments ka thela bada mehnga pada mere ko, excise deni padi hai!;)

dkumars
September 14th, 2007, 11:17 AM
Sports- Martial Arts, Kabaddi,Soccer,Hockey, Athletic, :confused:Beach vollyball:confused:, etc.


Bhai Jaipur mein Beach volleyball khelya karei ke ??? :p

shweta123
September 14th, 2007, 11:34 AM
To poora iceberg kab dikha rahe ho.....:p;):D..hehhehe

Aap apne iceberg ki tip to dikha dijiye!:)

sunitahooda
September 14th, 2007, 11:58 AM
Sir....apni KAKI gail akk MAHRI????
Devender is my full name
Dev bi keh lyo it is all same
Mei khel liya karrun takriban saare game
2 ballak sein arr kaki geilyan rahun suun sehprem2 ballak sein Divya arr Dhruv sein unke name
Mei Army affsar tha naukkari chhodd di be temm
Ibb berojjgaar suun taddka sham sabb same
Guddgamme mei rahya karrun arr sabh tein krya karrun prem
Doggle aadami aachhe nahin laggte,sachchai pe chalna merra aim



Baap margya tha 5 saal ke ka,maa rahe se merre saath
4 bhai saan arr 4 bahan ya bhi sunnlyo merri baat
Mei bhi MA kaki Bhi MA khubb phoddi sein hamnei duwaat
Ballak thheek padhhein se,bina marrein laat
Saara kunbba rajji-khussi.....bhagwaan nein kar raakhkhe sein thhathh.


Gaam sei paladpur,kharkhodda se thana
Parr ibb ghanne dina tein ghana kamm hogya aana-jaana
Rohna,barona,nilauthi arr Gupalpur se mhara simmana
Arr mei kavita likh liya karrun arr unn tei aawei se mannei ganna.
Purri duniya dekh ke ibb Guddgamme mei mila sei ek chhotta sa thhikana
Arr bhai ek din aaye thhe iss dhharti pe arr ek din paddei ga janna.



Sab kimme te batta diya bhai.

devdahiya
September 14th, 2007, 12:01 PM
Sir....apni KAKI gail akk MAHRI????



Chukiye mannna bebey...ferr jack la ke gerr liya mei te...ibb tei merra bi kaki kehen nei ji krre se bebey..ha..ha..ha.

deepshi
September 14th, 2007, 12:05 PM
Daakann..
nhi maaney tu!:p
Sir....apni KAKI gail akk MAHRI????

sejwaldeepak
September 14th, 2007, 12:13 PM
Sir....apni KAKI gail akk MAHRI????


jii sa tei mera bhi kare thga kaku tei bhujhan ka kaal,, per makka dogga liye hande hei kitte tek de ek addh..:p:D

desijat
September 14th, 2007, 12:16 PM
Aap apne iceberg ki tip to dikha dijiye!:)

inki to tip bhi Mount everest se bhi badi hogi :p Arsh se oonchi inki hasti hai:)

anilsinghd
September 14th, 2007, 12:26 PM
Sir....apni KAKI gail akk MAHRI????


ha ha ha ha ha ha

jee saa saa laa diya tadke tadak !!!:D:p

anilsinghd
September 14th, 2007, 12:27 PM
inki to tip bhi Mount everest se bhi badi hogi :p Arsh se oonchi inki hasti hai:)


jab tu kunsa kam sai bateu !:D

tere bhi saare kisse bataaon ke ??;):p:D

desijat
September 14th, 2007, 12:29 PM
jab tu kunsa kam sai bateu !:D

tere bhi saare kisse bataaon ke ??;):p:D

bol bhai mein bhi to apni tarif sunu:):p

neels
September 14th, 2007, 12:40 PM
hummm...

किताब पधो खुद जान जाओ !! :p

Jokes apart -

Naam - Jitendra Takhar short me Jit aka Cool-Jat
gaam- Ranjeetpura, Renwal, Jaipur
kaam- Time Killlin, Networking (social/computer)
Ghar- Eibbe Pink City main reha karoon aur zindgi kaat reha sson ;)
Status- Single n Happy
Height - 6'4" gharalle manne registaan ka Jahaj aka Camel kaha kare hain :D
hobbies - YOGA, Martial Arts, Rock Music, Motorcycles, Beer, Traveling, Adventure, Spritualism, Pragmatic Philosphy, n freakin out with friends!!
Sports- Martial Arts, Kabaddi,Soccer,Hockey, Athletic, Beach vollyball, etc.

Jatland pe main koi 2003 se aan laag rehya soon....aur its like virtual village to me...urre kayi friends for life bhi mile.....aur Jat n Jats history ke bare main bhi kasuta gyaan mila aur haan urre aake hi meri Haryanwi kasuti sudhri!! :D

aur kimme poochna ho to .... Hindi main pooch liya kyunki angrezi mane jyada naa aati!! :cool::)

Rock on
Jit

Edition to fer bhi na bataya cool jat ji....:confused:.... matlab ki kab aayi aapki ye kitab is dharti pe.....:p:D


bas age aur gott aur likh dete... then wud ve been perfect matri profile.... hehehehhe

cooljat
September 14th, 2007, 02:06 PM
naa bhai....baare bidesh main jaaya karoon khelne taayin ;);)
baaki urre desert soil ne hi beach soil samaj ke khel liya kare hain hum te kade kade :p :p

Rock on
Jit


Sports- Martial Arts, Kabaddi,Soccer,Hockey, Athletic, :confused:Beach vollyball:confused:, etc.


Bhai Jaipur mein Beach volleyball khelya karei ke ??? :p

cooljat
September 14th, 2007, 02:13 PM
hummm....Dr. saab eib ye Kitab koi computer Multimedia aali E-book to hai nahi jo bol bhi de apne aap :p;):cool: aap Book ka cover to open kariye sab info likh rakhi hai wahan....jaise har kitab ke first page pe hoti hai....Edition year bhi likh rakha hai wahan, ab thodi to mehnat kijiye aap log;);)

Waise Matri se aapka mabal मेत्री se hai ya aur kuch?? :confused::rolleyes: waise eibb aapne aagrah kiya hai to sun lijiye-

Age - 27 yrs

My gotra - Takhar
Mom's Gotra - Puniya
Dadi's Gota - Aichra
Nani's Gotra - Dudi

abhi ke liye itna hi bahut hai jii....:):):)

धन्यवाद!!!

Rock on
Jit


Edition to fer bhi na bataya cool jat ji........ matlab ki kab aayi aapki ye kitab is dharti pe.....


bas age aur gott aur likh dete... then wud ve been perfect matri profile.... hehehehhe

dndeswal
September 14th, 2007, 02:23 PM
Waise Matri se aapka mabal मेत्री se hai ya aur kuch?? :confused::rolleyes: waise eibb aapne aagrah kiya hai to sun lijiye-

धन्यवाद!!!

Rock on
Jit

Arei black-goggles wale, Matri se matlab tha 'Matrimonial', hindi ka मेत्री nahin ! Apna profile likh de Matrimonial section mein - dekhte hain koyi 6-feet ki Jatni (oontni) milti hai ya nahin . :)
.

ssindhu
September 14th, 2007, 02:45 PM
bahut sahi idea aaya ji apko main bhi soch raha tha ki kaise pata chale ki kon kon hai per ye idea muje nahi aaya :D

NAAM -Vivek Dhankhar
Jurm- Electronics Engineer
Jail-STMicroelectronics GNoida

Delhi me paya jata hu saanj ko aaj kal weekend me parole pe Rohtak chala jata hu.

muje hasna bahut pasand haialso sleep, drive,khana or or or bahut kuch kerna matlab muje sare kaam kerne me maja aata hai.

meri umar 25 saal hai meri height 6 foot hai mere 2 hath or 2 pair hain :D

mere koi balak nahi hai or te or meri bahu bhi koni :D:D
aur ye mooch lagaane ke paschyaat ye praani aur bhi khunkhaar deekhta hai...per moocho pe na jaaye aur apni akal ladaaye...ye koi sansani character nahi hai...ha ha

ssindhu
September 14th, 2007, 03:02 PM
jab tu kunsa kam sai bateu !:D

tere bhi saare kisse bataaon ke ??;):p:D
kisse kahaniya bahut pull karte hai generalists ko...feel free..kilkiiiiiiiiiii

prashantacmet
September 14th, 2007, 03:08 PM
hummm....Dr. saab eib ye Kitab koi computer Multimedia aali E-book to hai nahi jo bol bhi de apne aap :p;):cool: aap Book ka cover to open kariye sab info likh rakhi hai wahan....jaise har kitab ke first page pe hoti hai....Edition year bhi likh rakha hai wahan, ab thodi to mehnat kijiye aap log;);)

Waise Matri se aapka mabal मेत्री se hai ya aur kuch?? :confused::rolleyes: waise eibb aapne aagrah kiya hai to sun lijiye-

Age - 27 yrs

My gotra - Takhar
Mom's Gotra - Puniya
Dadi's Gota - Aichra
Nani's Gotra - Dudi

abhi ke liye itna hi bahut hai jii....

धन्यवाद!!!

Rock on
Jit

chaachi-tai ke got bhi likh detta .....maadi si radak reh gyi terrre matri profile main..........6 foot ka constraint aur dhar de.:p.......fer merre bette saari umar "single and happy" gaata rahiye............;)....dharti pai to terri jott mille na kahi...............

shailendra
September 14th, 2007, 08:47 PM
Fursat me padh paungi saara te ! :o Baaki aap dikkho ho apne astro details aur doggie ka naam batana bhool gaye ho:p

Waise aap mahila sangathan se itna daryo kyo ho!:D ;)

...Haan Bhaiyee, padhh liye- tanne hi thread shuru kiys sai...ake sab log apna dhank ka 'introducstion' dein, jis se sab kae bare mein thoda 'aur' pata chale!!!...

No, have no Doggie (unless you are talking about the restaurant take out 'bags')... but haan I am a full fldged Saggitarian too boot (on the astro details) there! Now the introducstion is complete I hope! :D:D:D

....aare ek buss ya 'Mahila Sangathan' sae hi ghana bhunda darr laage hei manne,....buss booghe mannya! :rolleyes:;)

shailendra
September 14th, 2007, 09:22 PM
Nice! Impressive intro!! Kati celebrity type ke ho Shail ...;):D

Oji thank you!
Haan theek sai, celebrity to konya, per phaer bhi ebbae thodi aan es chane-ki-jhaad pae baitha rahunga....buss eb es paer sai dhokko matna diye! ;):D

vairesatendra
September 15th, 2007, 02:13 AM
Hi Fox,

Let me give my intro in a nutshell...

Name : Satendra Vaire
Born : Bulandshahr in Western U.P.
Brought UP in : Saddi Dilli
Studies Upto 12th From : VNBSSS, Sarojini Nagar, New Delhi.
Completed 12th in : 2002
Computer Engineering from : Rajasthan (2003-07) So I m a fresher now...:o
Occupation : Now seeking a break in IT industry...:p:DMka G aur bhi kuch reh gaya ho to meri knowledge me dal dena...;):D;)...main fer yaha dal dunga...;)

Vaise u can check my profile here at the following link :-

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=1889307045621723334 (http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=1889307045621723334)

vairesatendra
September 15th, 2007, 02:14 AM
[quote=maniisha;146402]Maniisha Sharawat....
Sr. Startegist (Consultant)
Software Development & SEO (Imarketing)
Living in MUMBAI, City that Rocks!!!
Belongs to Rohtak...

quote]

Mka Manisha G MUMBAI wohi hai na jo har ber doob jaya kare...Barish me...:D

desijat
September 15th, 2007, 11:25 AM
hum

Age - 27 yrs

My gotra - Takhar
Mom's Gotra - Puniya
Dadi's Gota - Aichra
Nani's Gotra - Dudi

Rock on
Jit:p

Bhai Matrimonial ad de dia... kisi ki nigah mein lambi si chori ho to bata dio Jit khathar:p

shweta123
September 15th, 2007, 01:27 PM
;)
...Haan Bhaiyee, padhh liye- tanne hi thread shuru kiys sai...ake sab log apna dhank ka 'introducstion' dein, jis se sab kae bare mein thoda 'aur' pata chale!!!...

No, have no Doggie (unless you are talking about the restaurant take out 'bags')... but haan I am a full fldged Saggitarian too boot (on the astro details) there! Now the introducstion is complete I hope!

....aare ek buss ya 'Mahila Sangathan' sae hi ghana bhunda darr laage hei manne,....buss booghe mannya! :rolleyes:;)

Aur wo superman ke attire te to aapne dhool hi na hatayi :confused: Kimme bhabhi ji ne gift diya dikkhey tha, ghanne premm se!:p Dhote hain aap isko ya.......... :rolleyes::o

Chalo hamne thora "aurrrrr" pata laag gaya ki cricket ke alawaa ghar me khana bi banana pade hai !;)

Anyways, nai bujhti ki mahilaaon ne aap par kab kab kaise kaise julm dhaayen hain:rolleyes::D

scsheorayan
September 16th, 2007, 01:30 PM
Shweta made a good start with introductions. Which is a brilliant idea. However smart quips have watered it down. Please focus on introductions under this thread. Some of the members have provided links to their home pages.:)

ravileo
September 16th, 2007, 09:18 PM
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navingulia
September 16th, 2007, 09:43 PM
Good going bhaai ravi,
i would love to see more and more youngsters driven by a similar passion to succeed.
Mande Raho

sandeeprathee
September 17th, 2007, 12:15 AM
परिचय देने का सिलसिला कॉलेज मॆं रैगिंग के दौरान ऐसा शुरू हुआ के आज तक थमा नही है.....:). पहले जॉब interview से लेकर पहले प्रोजेक्ट तक यही होता आ रहा है "Please give a brief introduction of urself".

कई Intervews मॆं तो ये सवाल सुनकर बड़ी सुख की अनुभूति होती थी, कारण ये की और किसी टेक्नीकल सवाल का जवाब आता ही नही था.......:D:D तो इस सवाल का जवाब देकर बड़ी संतुस्टी होती थी.

आज इस फॉरम मॆं फ़िर से परिचय देने का मौका मिला है तो मन फ़िर से लालायित हो उठा. परिचय देने के सिलसिले को आगे बढ़ाते हुए मेरा परिचय इस प्रकार है:

नाम : संदीप राठी
उमर : २६
स्थाई निवास : रोहतक
शिक्षा : itm गुडगांव से इंजीनियरिंग graduate
पेशा : बंगलोर स्थित इक software कंपनी मॆं पिछले २ साल से कार्यरत

current location: Lugano, Switzerland.

i believe in living life with passion.....passaionate about sports, adveturous trips to Mountain tops. one wish close to heart is to roam around the world.....;).

being out of home for quite some time............so enjoing cooking :p, learning italian......or say struggling with italain:).

hate lie and liers..........strongly believe in family values.

and lastly dying to come back home....... my own prem nagar:):)

love the humor section of this forum....very much

ciao
buona notte!!!!

ravileo
September 17th, 2007, 07:51 AM
Good going bhaai ravi,
i would love to see more and more youngsters driven by a similar passion to succeed.
Mande Raho


Thank you Sir

pr yahan India mien ese talented youngersters ki kadar nahi
toe kai se driven honge similar passion se more yongesters

:):):):):):)

navingulia
September 17th, 2007, 08:56 AM
in aandhiyon se na dar tu ai ukaab, ye to chalti hain tujhko uuncha uthaane ke liye

jab virudhh hava chalti hai to
kaafi log ghaas ke patton ki tarah jhuk jaate hain aur hava rukne pe fir dheere dheere khade ho jaate hain
kuchh log suukhe jhaad ki tarah ud jaate hain
kucch bade bargad ki tarah ade rahte hain, khade rahte hain
aur kuchh baaj(eagle) ki tarah us virudhh hawa ka laabh uthaa kar aur uunche ud jaate hain.

har vyakti ke paas ye choice hai ke wo kaunsa ruukh akhtiyaar karna chaahta hai. Some people win/succeed and some people give reasons for losing. Its every youngsters choice what he wants to do.

un aankhon ka hansna bhi kya jin aankhon me paani na ho, wo jawaani jawaani nahin ke jiski koi kahaani na ho

mande raho

shweta123
September 17th, 2007, 11:35 AM
Shweta made a good start with introductions. Which is a brilliant idea. However smart quips have watered it down. Please focus on introductions under this thread. Some of the members have provided links to their home pages.:)

Dhanyawad Sir ji, par aapka introduction bi ho jaata to atayant prashansniya rehta !

sejwaldeepak
September 17th, 2007, 11:40 AM
Hi Fox,

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who is the LOMADI here :confused::eek::rolleyes:.. listen members.. aapko pehle bhi suchit kiya gaya hai ke JATLand per aapne paltu jinawars lana mana hai .. kripya iss bat per dhyan dein . anyatha uss vayakti ka yahan aana pratibhandhit kiya jayega.:cool:

anilsinghd
September 17th, 2007, 12:01 PM
bol bhai mein bhi to apni tarif sunu:):p


moderators bakash diyo mujhe ! lekin bhai nai keh di to kimai tai keh hi doon !

One of the most persuasive ,assertive , charming and energetic guy i have seen !!! Positive vibes just flow from him !!!!!

Talkative as well :p:D !


21 and a achiever even at this age , this person has to go places :)


aur na batatta;) tokk laag jaagi tere :p:o:D

desijat
September 17th, 2007, 12:04 PM
21 and a achiever even at this age ,

u wished me on my 22nd birthday 3 sitambar ko



bhul gaaa
badaam chaba kar:mad::mad:

anilsinghd
September 17th, 2007, 12:57 PM
Ok , keeping in mind the post of scheorayan Sir , I give my intor here ! :)


Well I am Anil Singh Dalal , Age - 23 !


My father is from naya gaon , bahadurgarh , haryana ! :)
But we are in Delhi for more than 18 years , so a delhite only so to say.

all my schooling from delhi and joined the 5 year integrated m.tech programme just after 12th in mathematics dept , IIT Delhi.


No special qualities to mention , the only thing i have achieved a lil is academic excellence.:)

I ama very simple person , love to meet new people and laugh together. My philosophy is pretty simple : A person has to be good on the following 4 aspects of life : 1. Friendliness 2. Compassion 3.Sympathetic Joy 4. Equanimity. I am a perfectionist , want to learn from expereinces , improve myself each day.

Lots of things to achieve in life ( not only personal aims and desires but others as well ). With blessings of elders and wishes of friends , i intend to move on :)


Reminded of this thinking of mine on Ravi Godara's post. Of course Navin bhai gave a apt reply.:) The real appreciation i believe has to come from within :) From one's own self !!! So we need not care whether people appreciate it or not , one day everybody will recognise your work :) So work incessantly.


Something about the Internet and the relationships we all share. Well there might be people who are much more experienced than me , but let me share my own experiences. I have personally met over 50 people whom i met only on Internet and the true self is much different than the self shown here. I would request everyone not to be filled with prejudices against people and not relate their personal ego's and other emotions with the discussions we have here. :) Just a humble request from my side !


Finally , i am thankful to some wonderful people here for making all my time spent here a memory worth remembering :) I am obliged to know personalities as Mr. Navin Gulia ! Its an honour to know such people !

ravileo
September 17th, 2007, 01:33 PM
thank you

sir

I want to meet you.

ravileo
September 17th, 2007, 01:35 PM
in aandhiyon se na dar tu ai ukaab, ye to chalti hain tujhko uuncha uthaane ke liye

jab virudhh hava chalti hai to
kaafi log ghaas ke patton ki tarah jhuk jaate hain aur hava rukne pe fir dheere dheere khade ho jaate hain
kuchh log suukhe jhaad ki tarah ud jaate hain
kucch bade bargad ki tarah ade rahte hain, khade rahte hain
aur kuchh baaj(eagle) ki tarah us virudhh hawa ka laabh uthaa kar aur uunche ud jaate hain.

har vyakti ke paas ye choice hai ke wo kaunsa ruukh akhtiyaar karna chaahta hai. Some people win/succeed and some people give reasons for losing. Its every youngsters choice what he wants to do.

un aankhon ka hansna bhi kya jin aankhon me paani na ho, wo jawaani jawaani nahin ke jiski koi kahaani na ho

mande raho


Ok , keeping in mind the post of scheorayan Sir , I give my intor here ! :)


Well I am Anil Singh Dalal , Age - 23 !


My father is from naya gaon , bahadurgarh , haryana ! :)
But we are in Delhi for more than 18 years , so a delhite only so to say.

all my schooling from delhi and joined the 5 year integrated m.tech programme just after 12th in mathematics dept , IIT Delhi.


No special qualities to mention , the only thing i have achieved a lil is academic excellence.:)

I ama very simple person , love to meet new people and laugh together. My philosophy is pretty simple : A person has to be good on the following 4 aspects of life : 1. Friendliness 2. Compassion 3.Sympathetic Joy 4. Equanimity. I am a perfectionist , want to learn from expereinces , improve myself each day.

Lots of things to achieve in life ( not only personal aims and desires but others as well ). With blessings of elders and wishes of friends , i intend to move on :)


Reminded of this thinking of mine on Ravi Godara's post. Of course Navin bhai gave a apt reply.:) The real appreciation i believe has to come from within :) From one's own self !!! So we need not care whether people appreciate it or not , one day everybody will recognise your work :) So work incessantly.


Something about the Internet and the relationships we all share. Well there might be people who are much more experienced than me , but let me share my own experiences. I have personally met over 50 people whom i met only on Internet and the true self is much different than the self shown here. I would request everyone not to be filled with prejudices against people and not relate their personal ego's and other emotions with the discussions we have here. :) Just a humble request from my side !


Finally , i am thankful to some wonderful people here for making all my time spent here a memory worth remembering :) I am obliged to know personalities as Mr. Navin Gulia ! Its an honour to know such people !



You have met approx 50
people
I met 8 pepole.
They were same as they were on cyber

mansi420
September 17th, 2007, 04:02 PM
I met only 4 :D Only one of them proved a disaster :p

anilsinghd
September 17th, 2007, 04:37 PM
Mansi behna apna introduction ache se do ! :)

mansi420
September 17th, 2007, 04:49 PM
:confused:Oh, I forgot to introduce myself :o

My folks named me Mansi, my bro. calls me a parasite and my friends think I am Mad!! ;) JK:p And I think....I am just alright:)

About what I went through ;) in school and college : I passed out from Delhi Public School and went on to do my English Hons. in grad through Delhi University. My itch dint cease here, I did Journalism and Masters in English :) And now looking forward to start off my Mphil in English. And also trying to con some Organisation to hire me! :D

About the person I am : Maggie Tomato Ketchup (It's different) ;)

P.S - Anil Bhai I tried my best :P this is my most decent intro till date :D

devdahiya
September 17th, 2007, 04:57 PM
:confused:Oh, I forgot to introduce myself :o

My folks named me Mansi, my bro. calls me a parasite and my friends think I am Mad!! ;) JK:p And I think....I am just alright:)

About what I went through ;) in school and college : I passed out from Delhi Public School and went on to do my English Hons. in grad through Delhi University. My itch dint cease here, I did Journalism and Masters in English :) And now looking forward to start off my Mphil in English. And also trying to con some Organisation to hire me! :D

About the person I am : Maggie Tomato Ketchup (It's different) ;)

P.S - Anil Bhai I tried my best :P this is my most decent intro till date :D




Interesting.......very interesting bebey mhari.

anilsinghd
September 17th, 2007, 05:02 PM
:confused:Oh, I forgot to introduce myself :o

My folks named me Mansi, my bro. calls me a parasite and my friends think I am Mad!! ;) JK:p And I think....I am just alright:)

About what I went through ;) in school and college : I passed out from Delhi Public School and went on to do my English Hons. in grad through Delhi University. My itch dint cease here, I did Journalism and Masters in English :) And now looking forward to start off my Mphil in English. And also trying to con some Organisation to hire me! :D

About the person I am : Maggie Tomato Ketchup (It's different) P.S - Anil Bhai I tried my best :P this is my most decent intro till date :D

yeah yeah , good work !!! treat milegi tujhe itni decent intro likhne ke liye ! :)

desijat
September 17th, 2007, 05:18 PM
I met only 4 :D Only one of them proved a disaster :p

u didnt meet me:mad: warna 1 super disaster aur likhti:D

ram6april
September 17th, 2007, 05:59 PM
Aadhe te aade uue badd re sain... aapnaa intru denaa te door ,,, kisse ne de raakhyaa sai unne pe kiimme kimme likhan laag re sain...........

manne yo saaraa padhyaa arr bhot ee badhiyaa laagyaa.........

KAKA teri kavitaa bhi tere jissi laajawabb hai..........


main kavi yaa shayar to nahi jo aapne aap ko iss tarah se introduce karoo......

Mera naam RAMLAL HOODA hai........ rehne wala hoon JASSIA kaa rohtak gahana road pe... Yo sai Haryane me...

Schooling karri thi Navodaya vidyalaya jajhar se...

College thaa JAT college rohtak.......

ferr kimme nahi karyaa delhi rehyaa arr padhai kamm arr handaiii ghani karri... ferr aaya Ireland me... ek saal college aalyaa taaiii dhokaa diyaa......... ferr 2 saal naukri karri...

ibb ek saal te ghanaa ho liyaa aapnaa kimme kaam karoo soo..........

Always try to liston to others.... n try to get some knowledge..........

i m only trying to be nice human being..........

meraa sochnaa hai ki saara jahan aapnaa hai...
jahan raho wahin apna ashiyaanaa hai.......

Father was died wen i was only few months old......... 5 bhai sain ek bahan....... manne chhod ke sabke byaa ho re sain....... sabke balak sai........ arr sabke balakaa te manne bahut ghanaa pyaar sai......... jindgi me unn sabke liye bahut kuch karnaa meraa pehlaa kaam hai...... bhayiyo ke liye main unke bacho jaissaa raha hoon so unke bache ibb manne aapne balak laage sain.........

oo hhaa haha main te ghana IMOTIONAL ho gyaaa......

jindgi mast chal rahi hai........
i like to live at full....... Bcoz we never know KAL ho na ho.......

aapne aas-paas sabko khus dekhnaa chahtaa hoon... uske liye mujhe khuss rehnaa padegaa jibbe te mere aas-paass ke logg bhi khuss rahenge........

seedhi baat kartaa hoon... seedhi pasand kartaa hoon..... jhooth kaa saharaa nahi letaa aur naa hii pasand kartaa hoon.......bahut baar seedhi baat ke karan kuch logg naaraaj ho jaate hain... per baad me wapiss bhi aa jaate hain....... jindgi me bahut kuch karnaa baaki hai....... so ussi ki taraf kadam badhaaa rahaa hoon........

baaki ferr kade likh doonga......


Regards
Ram

shweta123
September 17th, 2007, 07:33 PM
:confused:Oh, I forgot to introduce myself

My folks named me Mansi, my bro. calls me a parasite and my friends think I am Mad!! ;) JK:p And I think....I am just alright

About what I went through ;) in school and college : I passed out from Delhi Public School and went on to do my English Hons. in grad through Delhi University. My itch dint cease here, I did Journalism and Masters in English :) And now looking forward to start off my Mphil in English. And also trying to con some Organisation to hire me! :D

About the person I am : Maggie Tomato Ketchup (It's different) ;)

P.S - Anil Bhai I tried my best :P this is my most decent intro till date :D

Hmmmm...... we wont mind any other kind of intro too!;) We will manage Mansi:)

mansi420
September 17th, 2007, 08:38 PM
u didnt meet me:mad: warna 1 super disaster aur likhti:D

Chotu tu darr gaya :p isliye nae mila mujse...

mansi420
September 17th, 2007, 08:39 PM
Hmmmm...... we wont mind any other kind of intro too!;) We will manage Mansi:)

Thanx :) I think aaj ke liye itta kaafi he...:p

devdahiya
September 17th, 2007, 08:54 PM
Chotu tu darr gaya :p isliye nae mila mujse...



Chhotu.....................Who.....Yo chhora Bikkase....chhottuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

ravileo
September 17th, 2007, 09:16 PM
I met only 4 :D Only one of them proved a disaster :p

I was about to post this vedio link with my intro. But that time I it was not ready.

Plz Naveen Sir watch it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCmQz9KM0Q

ritu
September 17th, 2007, 10:42 PM
meri bhi bhinn ki bhinn .
moderators bakash diyo mujhe ! lekin bhai nai keh di to kimai tai keh hi doon !

One of the most persuasive ,assertive , charming and energetic guy i have seen !!! Positive vibes just flow from him !!!!!

Talkative as well :p:D !


21 and a achiever even at this age , this person has to go places :)


aur na batatta;) tokk laag jaagi tere :p:o:D

vairesatendra
September 17th, 2007, 10:52 PM
who is the LOMADI here :confused::eek::rolleyes:.. listen members.. aapko pehle bhi suchit kiya gaya hai ke JATLand per aapne paltu jinawars lana mana hai .. kripya iss bat per dhyan dein . anyatha uss vayakti ka yahan aana pratibhandhit kiya jayega.:cool:


Deepak G...kunsa badd gya inghe lomadi le ke...:D...batao to...maru uske do latth...;):D

desijat
September 17th, 2007, 11:33 PM
Chotu tu darr gaya :p isliye nae mila mujse...

:(ab mil lijiye rani sahiba:(

anilsinghd
September 18th, 2007, 01:55 AM
Chotu tu darr gaya :p isliye nae mila mujse...


Chhotu.....................Who.....Yo chhora Bikkase....chhottuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?


Aur key Dahiya ji , yo mhaara laadla , pyaara CHOTU sai :p

badi lambi kahani hai orkut ki :D bas itna jaan lo ki ise hum pyaar se chotu bulate hain !!!:p:D:cool:

monicas
September 18th, 2007, 02:28 AM
Bhaiyo aur bahno...aap sab ki introduction pad ke bahut acha laga. Maine 2 mahine pahele hi jatland join kari

Apni bhi introuction de do...kite nu kahwe ke ... mari intro tho pad le...aur apni intro na di....

Mein su America mein...Software likko su.
Aap logo ke jijaji bhi...yadah a chip-ship banan ka kam kare se.

Aur Zaroori baat : Mein apni bahan khatar ek achha sa chora doond rahi soo...socha itne chore hai koi baat ban jaave intro...dete lete....wah kaam kare se TCS mein aur MCA kar rakhi se...agar koi badiya sa chorre ne jaanta ho tho batana...meri bahan sai...tho ke quality liko...badiya padi-liki khandaani chori se....

Aur details mangan pe mil jaagi.

cooljat
September 18th, 2007, 10:52 AM
Hi, Monica :)

Welcome to Jats own virtual country!!

as for ur sis's match/profile, I guess it'll be fine if u try - http://www.jatland.com/home/Matrimonials

keep visitin n hv a nice time!!

Rock on
Jit


Bhaiyo aur bahno...aap sab ki introduction pad ke bahut acha laga. Maine 2 mahine pahele hi jatland join kari

Apni bhi introuction de do...kite nu kahwe ke ... mari intro tho pad le...aur apni intro na di....

Mein su America mein...Software likko su.
Aap logo ke jijaji bhi...yadah a chip-ship banan ka kam kare se.

Aur Zaroori baat : Mein apni bahan khatar ek achha sa chora doond rahi soo...socha itne chore hai koi baat ban jaave intro...dete lete....wah kaam kare se TCS mein aur MCA kar rakhi se...agar koi badiya sa chorre ne jaanta ho tho batana...meri bahan sai...tho ke quality liko...badiya padi-liki khandaani chori se....

Aur details mangan pe mil jaagi.

vivekdh
September 18th, 2007, 11:08 AM
bahi orkut pe to ksuta kaam tha thara main to bajj liya thode hi din me manne khopdi kehan lage the sare :D:D




Aur key Dahiya ji , yo mhaara laadla , pyaara CHOTU sai :p

badi lambi kahani hai orkut ki :D bas itna jaan lo ki ise hum pyaar se chotu bulate hain !!!:p:D:cool:

ssindhu
September 18th, 2007, 11:39 AM
u didnt meet me:mad: warna 1 super disaster aur likhti:D
darn u narcissist! hw much u will under-/over-estimate urself? abbe PR mae rehkar tujhe apne ko bhi brand banane ki padi hai...spiky haired wolf. lol. bas kar

prashantacmet
September 18th, 2007, 01:55 PM
my intro:

name : Prashant vaidwan
age :27 years
Village: Dhanoura(Tikri)
District: Baghpat(UP)
Education: schooling from Jaat College baraut, integrated 5 yearss diploma in khaso applied science from huwa-hawwai university(Honnolullu)
occupation: working in khaso (khana + sona) corporation as a trainer
experience : more than 9 years in the same domain.................

Please see my signature for other information

ram6april
September 18th, 2007, 02:52 PM
Bhaiyo aur bahno...aap sab ki introduction pad ke bahut acha laga. Maine 2 mahine pahele hi jatland join kari

Apni bhi introuction de do...kite nu kahwe ke ... mari intro tho pad le...aur apni intro na di....

Mein su America mein...Software likko su.
Aap logo ke jijaji bhi...yadah a chip-ship banan ka kam kare se.

Aur Zaroori baat : Mein apni bahan khatar ek achha sa chora doond rahi soo...socha itne chore hai koi baat ban jaave intro...dete lete....wah kaam kare se TCS mein aur MCA kar rakhi se...agar koi badiya sa chorre ne jaanta ho tho batana...meri bahan sai...tho ke quality liko...badiya padi-liki khandaani chori se....

Aur details mangan pe mil jaagi.



Monicaaaaaaaa aade te konyaa paave tanne koi chhoraa teri bebe khatirr........ tanne aade sabtaiii te bhai keh di....... ibb kunn byaah karegaa teri Bebe gelyaa aade te.........arr ek baat aur bataaa diyo akk yo jijaa kiskaa naam sai........ manne te yo naam kimme nayaa saa arr ajeeb saa laagyaa ibb isse baat pe ek baat yaad bhi aagi.. waa ferr sunaaoungaa .......

vivekdh
September 18th, 2007, 02:57 PM
kasuta pada hai bhai tu to :D bakki kai mere barge bhi honge jin ne kaan band ker liye honge :D:D




Monicaaaaaaaa aade te konyaa paave tanne koi chhoraa teri bebe khatirr........ tanne aade sabtaiii te bhai keh di....... ibb kunn byaah karegaa teri Bebe gelyaa aade te.........arr ek baat aur bataaa diyo akk yo jijaa kiskaa naam sai........ manne te yo naam kimme nayaa saa arr ajeeb saa laagyaa ibb isse baat pe ek baat yaad bhi aagi.. waa ferr sunaaoungaa .......

ram6april
September 18th, 2007, 03:38 PM
kasuta pada hai bhai tu to :D bakki kai mere barge bhi honge jin ne kaan band ker liye honge :D:D


ke karoon vivek isnee baate issi keh dii.........arr mer te rookyaa naa gayaa......hangyaa jija banave sai......... ke beraa vo ibb mhara bhai laagtaa ho....... isne te naass saa kar diyaa ....

mukeshkumar007
September 18th, 2007, 04:01 PM
Hmm......

Naam : Naam to abi tak bana nai..koisi jari hai banana ki.. ban gaya to bata dunga..
Gaam : Jaitpura Jhunjhunu Jile maie (rajasthan),
Kaam : Kaam to kai hai karne ko lakin philhaal to padhai maie hi laga hoo..
Hobby : Books padhna, newspaper padhna, gane sunana (kumar sanu ke), Cricket, Kabadi.
Favt. Time pass : Wesye to time faltu nai rehta lakin phir bi ho to chai ki thadi par ya footpath par baith kar ane jane walo ko dekhna..gaam maie hota hoo khet maie kaam karma..(gaam maie padata tha tab khali time maie uuth se hal chalaya karta tha )
Pasand : Simple zindagi jina., jhoot kam bolne ki kosis karna, aur ho sake jeha tak dusro ki madad karma,
Napasand : Chaplusi karma, Dogale Log , Khali baithna, heard mentality.
Ab tak ki Zindagi se sikh : 1. Agar is duniya maie aye to koi maksad lekar jiyo nai to koi matlab nai hai.. 2. Kuch bi karne se pehle apne maan se pooch lo ki jo kuch kar rehe ho galat to nai hai na..agar tumhe lage ki ha yeh sehi hai to go ahead chahe koi kuch bi kehe..
Lakshye.. : Lakshye hai lakin bataunga nai..

neels
September 18th, 2007, 05:47 PM
Thou' Name, profession, place given in profile.
Here repeat again....
Neelam,
Doctorate in Psychology
Working as Sr. Lecturer
Dwelling in Chandigarh, but my Heart n Soul rest in peace at Rohtak(my hometown n the place I grew up n studied)

You had a gud start in this way of introducing Shweta, I just hope no more pagers asking about you (for everyone) now:confused::p.. Thou' I introduced myself formally when joined JL.... still people like to ask directly,,, anyway,, I don mind telling also.:)

And I wish to be like ---

सच्चे शब्दों में सच के अहसास लिखेंगे ...
वक्त पढे जिसको कुछ इतना खास लिखेंगे...
गीत गजल हम पर लिखेंगे लिखने वाले...
हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!! (sorrry Vikas, copied ur sig... but yu know I like these a lot)

neels
September 18th, 2007, 06:47 PM
Read everyones' introductions and was highly impressed. Wanna compliment all the young guys n gals doing so well in their respective fields.
Felt very happy and a sense of pride seeing all young guns so qualified n working in distinct fields at gud positions.

KEEP IT UP !!!

BEST WISHES to All of You.

ram6april
September 18th, 2007, 07:08 PM
सच्चे शब्दों में सच के अहसास लिखेंगे ...
वक्त पढे जिसको कुछ इतना खास लिखेंगे...
गीत गजल हम पर लिखेंगे लिखने वाले...
हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!!





theek kahi Neelam jii aapne............ arr yo bhi beraa paatt gyaa ak aap padhe likhe aaley DR so main te nu laa ryaa thaa ak aap su-ee (injection) laann aaley Dr so.......

bhalaaa ho thread saru karan aali kaa....

monicas
September 19th, 2007, 12:07 AM
Monicaaaaaaaa aade te konyaa paave tanne koi chhoraa teri bebe khatirr........ tanne aade sabtaiii te bhai keh di....... ibb kunn byaah karegaa teri Bebe gelyaa aade te.........arr ek baat aur bataaa diyo akk yo jijaa kiskaa naam sai........ manne te yo naam kimme nayaa saa arr ajeeb saa laagyaa ibb isse baat pe ek baat yaad bhi aagi.. waa ferr sunaaoungaa .......


Baat th thane teek kahi Ramlal, bhai kah diya ib koon byaah karega…wapis le liya bahi sabad…aur dosto se gujarish kar di….Ib te paave ga...

Jijaji se mera batue….jiki galyaa mera byaah hua…kal bhai kaha tha tho socha ki ib jijaji hi lagega...

Itni baat bana di …kuch is thread ka pyada th ho…

Teek se...Ram Ram

yogeshdahiya007
September 19th, 2007, 04:17 AM
SAB JATLAND KE MEMBRA TE MERI RAM-RAM

NAAM- YOGESH DAHIYA
UMR- 23 Y.
GAM- THANA (CHOTA)
TEH- KHARKHODA ( SONIPAT )
KAM- HOD ( ENROLLMENT )
COMPANY- VIPUL MED CORP PVT. LTD. ( INSURANCE TPA )
PADHAYI- BCA , MBA (PERSUING)
FAMILY- 5 MEMBER ( 1 BRO., I SIS, MAA, PAPA )
HOBBIES- CHESS, INTERNET, LONG DRIVE, TOURS.

GHAR TE BAHR RAHUN SUNN GUDGAMMEE MAIN SEC-15, H NO. 1400/5, KIRAYE PEE, DOSTAA KI GELYA.

KISE NE ORR KUCH PUCHNA HAI TOO
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ssindhu
September 19th, 2007, 10:28 AM
Thou' Name, profession, place given in profile.
Here repeat again....
Neelam,
Doctorate in Psychology
Working as Sr. Lecturer
Dwelling in Chandigarh, but my Heart n Soul rest in peace at Rohtak(my hometown n the place I grew up n studied)

You had a gud start in this way of introducing Shweta, I just hope no more pagers asking about you (for everyone) now:confused::p.. Thou' I introduced myself formally when joined JL.... still people like to ask directly,,, anyway,, I don mind telling also.:)

And I wish to be like ---


सच्चे शब्दों में सच के अहसास लिखेंगे ...
वक्त पढे जिसको कुछ इतना खास लिखेंगे...
गीत गजल हम पर लिखेंगे लिखने वाले...
हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!! (sorrry Vikas, copied ur sig... but yu know I like these a lot)



interesting subject psychology is. wat i suggest to my depressed frends, psychiatrist takes out 800 bucks for d same to say 'go out, take leave from office, switch off ur cell and just enjoy few days out'. lol

vivekdh
September 19th, 2007, 10:33 AM
bawlan ne to bawale hi banvenge log ,800 rupyee me to main 4 baat or bhi bata deta or 2 beer free bhi pya deta usse time :Don the spot :D



interesting subject psychology is. wat i suggest to my depressed frends, psychiatrist takes out 800 bucks for d same to say 'go out, take leave from office, switch off ur cell and just enjoy few days out'. lol

shweta123
September 19th, 2007, 11:18 AM
Thou' Name, profession, place given in profile.
Here repeat again....
Neelam,
Doctorate in Psychology
Working as Sr. Lecturer
Dwelling in Chandigarh, but my Heart n Soul rest in peace at Rohtak(my hometown n the place I grew up n studied)

You had a gud start in this way of introducing Shweta, I just hope no more pagers asking about you (for everyone) now:confused::p.. Thou' I introduced myself formally when joined JL.... still people like to ask directly,,, anyway,, I don mind telling also.:)

And I wish to be like ---

सच्चे शब्दों में सच के अहसास लिखेंगे ...
वक्त पढे जिसको कुछ इतना खास लिखेंगे...
गीत गजल हम पर लिखेंगे लिखने वाले...
हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!! (sorrry Vikas, copied ur sig... but yu know I like these a lot)


Thanx for the nice intro & appreciation ! But one thing Neelam ji, I guess sme ppl cant resist paging, dont know why!:) So, hope these lines get life & whenever u pick the pen, u write an exotic history & many others will write gazals etc for u & on u !!

shweta123
September 19th, 2007, 11:21 AM
SAB JATLAND KE MEMBRA TE MERI RAM-RAM

NAAM- YOGESH DAHIYA
UMR- 23 Y.
GAM- THANA (CHOTA)
TEH- KHARKHODA ( SONIPAT )
KAM- HOD ( ENROLLMENT )
COMPANY- VIPUL MED CORP PVT. LTD. ( INSURANCE TPA )
PADHAYI- BCA , MBA (PERSUING)
FAMILY- 5 MEMBER ( 1 BRO., I SIS, MAA, PAPA )
HOBBIES- CHESS, INTERNET, LONG DRIVE, TOURS.

GHAR TE BAHR RAHUN SUNN GUDGAMMEE MAIN SEC-15, H NO. 1400/5, KIRAYE PEE, DOSTAA KI GELYA.

KISE NE ORR KUCH PUCHNA HAI TOO
MAIL ME.:- dahiya@vipulmedcorp.com, dahiya.y@gmail.com
yogesh_kumar_dahiya@yahoo.com, yogesh.dahiya@rediffmail
PH. NO. OFF- 0124-2438277(669)., 0124-4308620 , 9873723811:):)

Bas teen phone number aur teen e-mail id ! Only three !:rolleyes: Ok ok...... kuch addresses bi hain !;):o:D

Very particular intro !

dreamer
October 17th, 2007, 08:36 AM
Bas teen phone number aur teen e-mail id ! Only three !:rolleyes: Ok ok...... kuch addresses bi hain !;):o:D

Very particular intro !



Saara Ata Pata Bata Lewan De isnai !!;)

shweta123
October 17th, 2007, 12:32 PM
Saara Ata Pata Bata Lewan De isnai !!;)

Haan ji intro den ki aaye dikhe the ye especially !

rathee.sandeep
October 17th, 2007, 04:06 PM
main Sandeep Rathee

bs naam hi kaafi hai

vivekdh
October 17th, 2007, 04:27 PM
hehehehehehe

bs naam ki kaafi hai baki to sab moh maya hai:D



main Sandeep Rathee

bs naam hi kaafi hai

shweta123
October 17th, 2007, 05:05 PM
main Sandeep Rathee

bs naam hi kaafi hai

Haan haan bilkul ji, aapke naam se hi bas gali gali, Kanche, gotiyan, maachis, dhagge wagerah bikate hai ji !! Rathee ke kanche:D
Sandeep chaap maachis:o :p :p :o Kyo ! bas naam hi kaafi hai!

kabir
October 17th, 2007, 05:21 PM
Neelam,
Doctorate in Psychology

हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!! (sorrry Vikas, copied ur sig... but yu know I like these a lot)


Padhenge padhayenge psychology arrr likhenge history. O ji tussi great ho!!;):D

sahdev
October 17th, 2007, 09:41 PM
saach poocho to maza aa gaya jatland site par:) suna bahut tha par padha pehli baar:p. sabhi member aacha entertain karte hain keep it up!!!
my introduction :
Name :sunita saharan
birth place:Rohtak
Presently in USA.
Qualification:MCA

psgahlaut
October 18th, 2007, 02:09 AM
सच्चे शब्दों में सच के अहसास लिखेंगे ...
वक्त पढे जिसको कुछ इतना खास लिखेंगे...
गीत गजल हम पर लिखेंगे लिखने वाले...
हमने कलम उठाइ, तो इतिहास लिखेंगे...!!





theek kahi Neelam jii aapne............ arr yo bhi beraa paatt gyaa ak aap padhe likhe aaley DR so main te nu laa ryaa thaa ak aap su-ee (injection) laann aaley Dr so.......

bhalaaa ho thread saru karan aali kaa....


bhai issi su-ee tir kataran bandook top taap tte tte jat kabhi koni darya. per aa ph.d. ka topic sse jo va tte bahut hi badhiya sse. Aa jattan nne ek isse hi psycho-therepist ki zaroorat sse.

subh0007
October 18th, 2007, 09:54 AM
ramram to all
subhash choudhary
working with essar surat as sr.system administrator(SAP BASIS, NETWORKING,WINDOWS)
mail me subhashc3@yahoo.com

neels
October 18th, 2007, 01:11 PM
Padhenge padhayenge psychology arrr likhenge history. O ji tussi great ho!!;):D

Yahi to hamaari khaasiyat hai ji.......;):)

subhashbalhara
October 18th, 2007, 01:55 PM
Yahi to hamaari khaasiyat hai ji.......;):)

Neel

koi psychologist ho orr khaas na ho aisa ho hi nahi sakta.:confused:
:):):)

SB
GJU

sumitsehrawat
October 28th, 2007, 10:49 AM
Hi all,

I am Sumit and belong to Mahipalpur(Delhi). I have 3.5+ years of experience as a software professional.
This is supposed to be my second stint at Jatland. I had been out of this place for quite some time now and really have no excuse for the same.

Hoping to be in touch with you all.

Thanks,
Sumit

asuhag
December 13th, 2007, 12:46 PM
A nice thread, something I guess every newbie looks for. It was nice reading about so many of you. So going with the tradition & adding to the thread ...

My name's Ashish. Originally from Rohtak, Haryana but born & brought up in Delhi. Used to visit the native in summer vaca's in school days & it's been very long since the last visit back home. I so miss the khet's, nahars, the mitti ki khusboo, even gobar ki :) & will soon make a trip back home. Just waiting for the right time!

I did my schooling (& university) in Delhi & have been working for the past 6 yrs. I specialize in Enterprise IT Management - Business Service Optimization and my last job was as a Business Operations Manager.

Currently I'm in Pune & on a sabbatical in my career. Thinking of continuing with IT for the big money or join the forces. Also caught up between getting back to studies... Haven't made up my mind yet.

What else?

Passions: Football, Photography, Travelling etc
Sports: Football, Basketball, Swimming, Volleyball, Beach Volleyball, Shooting, Adventure sports, Pool
Books: Management, Health & Fitness, Sports Medicine, Combat Systems
Music: It all depends on the mood. Rock, Rock n Roll, Reggae, Raagni, Gaamaan ke keet - esp those sung in Sawan around Teez or on weddings, Hip Hop, Old hindi numbers - especially Kishore & Rafi.
Tv shows: English Premier League, Spanish League, Italian, Dutch, South American & Indian Football... If its on, its Football!
Movies: I'm a total buff when it comes to movies. I particularly like Romantic comedies, Sex comedies, Drama, Parallel cinema etc. Watch both English & Hindi. Sometimes even foreign films with subtitles ofcourse :-D
Cuisines: Indian, Mexican, Italian ... Very particular about it & it all depends on the mood.
A must are Doodh, Dahi, Seet, Rabri, Bajre ki khichdi & I love sweets (not all but a select few & that too from very particular places only) ... ummmm yummm I'm hungry already!

Looking forward to making new friends here!

-Ashish

delhione
December 13th, 2007, 12:58 PM
bhai,
yo fooball, doodh, seet te likh diye tane apni introduction main, yo profile picture ki ciggrette ar dhume ke baare main bhi kuch likh deta !!!!

shweta123
December 13th, 2007, 01:00 PM
bhai,
yo fooball, doodh, seet te likh diye tane apni introduction main, yo profile picture ki ciggrette ar dhume ke baare main bhi kuch likh deta !!!!

All fumes, no gains!

asuhag
December 13th, 2007, 01:05 PM
All fumes, no gains!

LOL :-D

The fact is I dont smoke. This was just for the picture ;). This was the most recent & readily available on my desktop and hence made it to this profile.

Cheers!

coolengineer
December 13th, 2007, 03:47 PM
Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted by the bright minds in JL...I also want to share something about me..

So Here goes my intro..:p

Tejveer
Birth Place: Baland(Rohtak)
Age: 23
Schooling: Sports School Rai (Sonipat)
Engineering: I.T.M Colllge Gurgaon.

Currently Working with Accenture @Mumbai as a SAP-ABAP Technical Consultant.

I wanna spread happiness around me at all times,:) i believe in smiling.
im a simple person(n i admire simplicity, in work, dressing, life on the whole) i enjoy simple things in life, am straight fwd, calm, honest, sincere, very confident in watever i do. i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea:eek:. n dont like ppl who think of themselves as hi-mantainance:cool:, i adore humble n down to earth ppl.
i believe in hard work, n no short-cut approach.

I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core.I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me).
I like soft ambiance, love soft music, die hard traveller, like to travel the whole world!!!!
I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer:confused:), I love sports.
My friends are important can do anything for them-

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine.

I want to be a student forever:p
I don’t ever want to hurt anybody
I believe work is worship:eek:
I am not a party animal
My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses
Infidelity is wrong and totally un-cool
Growing up is difficult but looking back is rewarding


The only attitude I would want to throw around is positive.

Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now but i hav set my goals and working hard to achieve them in future.

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!!:)

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro..

dkumars
December 13th, 2007, 08:45 PM
Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted --- cudn get u dude agar active member ho then what else do u want ????



I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core. --- hmmm bad habbit :cool:, is it show off or what ???

I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me)--- if no luck then how come miracle... mystery!!!

I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer:confused:), I love sports. --- u r not stupid but this is absolutely stupidity calling u stupid and ur optimistic thinking as bad habbit :cool::rolleyes: and i got an SMS couple of days back saying " Dream is not that what u see in sleep ... dream is the thing which does not allow u to sleep"--- By Dr. Abdul Kalam
So dude Dr Sahab is talking abt day dreams with some constraints and again a good habbit i consider.

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine--- hahaha wt to say ????

I want to be a student forever --- mee too


My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses --- I love this


Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now --- Optimistic ???? No achivements ??? What do u call an achievement ???

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!!:) ---This is not motto rather its duty and responsibility.

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro... hahahahahahhahahahahahaha



Hey bro nice profile *Note kuch hazam nahi hua... nor acceptable... and let me pick some of the points to pull ur legs if i can ...
khair maine apne comments upar likh diye hai...
bhai jab sir daal diya okhali mein toj musalon se kya darna ... hmmm ... *Note ke contect mein bola

sumitsehrawat
December 13th, 2007, 11:41 PM
What???? Is ragging allowed on Jatland?????
Let this thread be only for introduction of new members.

Thanks,
Sumit

dkumars
December 13th, 2007, 11:54 PM
What???? Is ragging allowed on Jatland?????
Let this thread be only for introduction of new members.

Thanks,
Sumit


hahahaha... yeah thats kinda ragging yar... naye membrs ke saath interaction ke liye... and i hope he will not mind it....

aur haan i wanted to add one more line that this was a ragging session
so the comments... par chhore ne achha likha hai:p

delhione
December 14th, 2007, 12:40 AM
re o DK,
tane ke byah karna hai tejveer te jo itna critically ar deeply involve ho ke analyse kare hai TV ( tejveer ) ki profile ne....
learn to respect other people's merits,achievements, dignity and thoughts. OK !!!

bangro
December 14th, 2007, 06:11 AM
Well....wat to say?...


इस अजनबी सी दुनिया में, अकेला इक ख्वाब हूँ. सवालों से खफ़ा, चोट सा जवाब हूँ. जो ना समझ सके, उनके लिये "कौन". जो समझ चुके, उनके लिये खुली किताब हूँ. ;) ;) ;)


Rock on
Jit



bahut acche! Jit -

coolengineer
December 14th, 2007, 09:25 AM
Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..
I just want to say one thing which i hav mentioned in my intro also...

i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea...:confused:
thanx



Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted --- cudn get u dude agar active member ho then what else do u want ????



I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core. --- hmmm bad habbit :cool:, is it show off or what ???

I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me)--- if no luck then how come miracle... mystery!!!

I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer:confused:), I love sports. --- u r not stupid but this is absolutely stupidity calling u stupid and ur optimistic thinking as bad habbit :cool::rolleyes: and i got an SMS couple of days back saying " Dream is not that what u see in sleep ... dream is the thing which does not allow u to sleep"--- By Dr. Abdul Kalam
So dude Dr Sahab is talking abt day dreams with some constraints and again a good habbit i consider.

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine--- hahaha wt to say ????

I want to be a student forever --- mee too


My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses --- I love this


Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now --- Optimistic ???? No achivements ??? What do u call an achievement ???

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!!:) ---This is not motto rather its duty and responsibility.

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro... hahahahahahhahahahahahaha



Hey bro nice profile *Note kuch hazam nahi hua... nor acceptable... and let me pick some of the points to pull ur legs if i can ...
khair maine apne comments upar likh diye hai...
bhai jab sir daal diya okhali mein toj musalon se kya darna ... hmmm ... *Note ke contect mein bola

bangro
December 14th, 2007, 09:43 AM
who is the LOMADI here :confused::eek::rolleyes:.. listen members.. aapko pehle bhi suchit kiya gaya hai ke JATLand per aapne paltu jinawars lana mana hai .. kripya iss bat per dhyan dein . anyatha uss vayakti ka yahan aana pratibhandhit kiya jayega.:cool:

:):):):):):)

bangro
December 14th, 2007, 11:00 AM
I wanna spread happiness around me at all times,:) i believe in smiling.
:)

dkumars
December 14th, 2007, 05:55 PM
[quote=coolengineer;156497]Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..
I just want to say one thing which i hav mentioned in my intro also...

i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea...:confused:
thanx



Well dude i wrote that juss for fun... no intention making fun of u or so...
And dude if u deeply examine i didn use anything bad ... juss try to create lille humor but may be my sende is so poor... take it easy brother
wanted to see ur reaction wheter u take it cool or get irritated
and brother one more thing


Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..


the 2 statements in red are contradicting... m not questioning ur authenticity
but above statements says either u too belive in pulling legs or u r not a jat...

bhai that was a majjak... and if that really hurt u then my sincere sorry.

solankimk
December 14th, 2007, 06:05 PM
Pehla reply aaya aapka aur aap bhi bhool gaye:p


Well, I am Shweta, a Chartered Accountant by profession, belongs to UP (which I call Ultimate Place, on a lighter note!). And I am quite fond of these lighter notes, but still choosy about these notes! :p

I completely believe in the funda that what you give to others is what you will get back, and I try giving good to others because I want to have many a good things in life !:) Etc etc........... aur kya batau?

yeh to Adhura Intro bjhi nahi hua, 1/4 hua abhi madam

cma123
January 24th, 2008, 09:07 AM
jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.:rolleyes:

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.
:p:o:rolleyes:

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 11:19 AM
jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.:rolleyes:

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.
:p:o:rolleyes:


Nice intro Seema... A very warm welcome once again :)

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 11:43 AM
jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.:rolleyes:

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.
:p:o:rolleyes:

Heartiest Welcome Seema !! :)

shweta123
January 24th, 2008, 11:51 AM
jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.:rolleyes:

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.
:p:o:rolleyes:

Hope you will have a great time here Seema!

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 11:51 AM
Heartiest Welcome Seema !! :)

hmmm heartiest .... :p

Maniisha
January 24th, 2008, 11:56 AM
jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.:rolleyes:

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.
:p:o:rolleyes:

ND Introduction dediya bebe je kimme bach bi gaya
hoga te hum bujan mein sharamaya na karte ... :p:D :)

Thanx for the nice Intro & appreciation !
Heartiest Welcome CMA! yo bahut badiya lagyaa manney tho .. :)

Maniisha
January 24th, 2008, 11:58 AM
hmmm heartiest .... :p

DK ke baar welcome karegaa heart te ek k se tere pass ... :p:D

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 12:20 PM
DK ke baar welcome karegaa heart te ek k se tere pass ... :p:D


No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.

Seema Sehrawat Ji,
Don take srsly ... juss kidding ... enjoy the humour if u find any :p

delhione
January 24th, 2008, 12:23 PM
" saara shahar mujhe 'LION' ke naam se jaanta hai !!!! "

Maniisha
January 24th, 2008, 12:23 PM
No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.


Ooopps Dk M so sorry jaldi jaldi mein aap par comment kar diyaa ... :)

Maniisha
January 24th, 2008, 12:25 PM
" saara shahar mujhe 'LION' ke naam se jaanta hai !!!! "

Welcome Dilli Dost Uffff Yashpal Antil .... :)
Ek baat bataa Jungle ka Lion yaa Circus ka Lion ... :p:D

Dont Mind ...:)

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 12:26 PM
No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.

Seema Sehrawat Ji,
Don take srsly ... juss kidding ... enjoy the humour if u find any :p

ghana stress dalne lag gaya bhai tu ajkal :D:D taang kiche bina mano nai the :)

shweta123
January 24th, 2008, 12:28 PM
No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.

Seema Sehrawat Ji,
Don take srsly ... juss kidding ... enjoy the humour if u find any :p

Sahi kaha Devendra..... wo kaafi dil se nikla..... direct from the heart..... genuine...... lovely....... nice...... dash dash dash welcome tha !

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 12:28 PM
" saara shahar mujhe 'LION' ke naam se jaanta hai !!!! "

ohh terra bhala ho bhai... sukar hai lion ke naam se hi janta hai lion nai .:) na to phone ghomana padta zoo walo ko abi.. :p

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 12:31 PM
" saara shahar mujhe 'LION' ke naam se jaanta hai !!!! "

saara shahar mujhe 'LION' ke naam se jaanta hai !!!!
I am a TIGER, but unfortunately i work in a circus

Strange or unfortunate .. dunno yaar ... ho toh tum tiger par naam hai LOIN aur kaam karte ho circus mein ... pity on u mere sher:p

waise agar chaho toh 'LIGER' bhi bol saktein hoooo ... Lion + Tigress

bhai srsly mat lena.. kahin mere upar uppad jao ibb

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 12:40 PM
ghana stress dalne lag gaya bhai tu ajkal :D:D taang kiche bina mano nai the :)


bhai taang bhi ussi ki khinchi jaa hai jisne apna samjhei... naa tei DND ji nei bataya na aadei 8000+ maanas hai JL par ... kisski taang khinchi jaa sei nu bina baat ... huh ????
majjak usse tei karya karei jo sehen kar le :):):)

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 12:51 PM
bhai taang bhi ussi ki khinchi jaa hai jisne apna samjhei... naa tei DND ji nei bataya na aadei 8000+ maanas hai JL par ... kisski taang khinchi jaa sei nu bina baat ... huh ????
majjak usse tei karya karei jo sehen kar le :):):)

Smile :):):):):)

cma123
January 24th, 2008, 01:03 PM
No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.

Seema Sehrawat Ji,
Don take srsly ... juss kidding ... enjoy the humour if u find any :p
na na devender j.
sab ne majak karan ka pura hak hi jat land pe ar main nayi hu to aap meri ragging le rahe ho hai na.main serious hon wala me te na hu:o:rolleyes:;)

cma123
January 24th, 2008, 01:06 PM
No manii u cudn get me ... read the post again and see whom i replied ???
thoda aur stress daalo ... kissi ne heartiest welcome kaha hai .... i mean kuch nahiiiiiii ... juss vicharne waali baat hai.

Seema Sehrawat Ji,
Don take srsly ... juss kidding ... enjoy the humour if u find any :p
kati na devender ji seriously konya liya.

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 01:10 PM
kati na devender ji seriously konya liya.

.....Thanks :)

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 01:12 PM
kati na devender ji seriously konya liya.

Bhai Mukesh ... tere liye khushi ki baat ... of course mere liye bhi

Chorri srsly na leti katti bhiiii ... chance hai bahi ... wot say ???:p:p:D

shweta123
January 24th, 2008, 01:26 PM
Bhai Mukesh ... tere liye khushi ki baat ... of course mere liye bhi

Chorri srsly na leti katti bhiiii ... chance hai bahi ... wot say ???:p:p:D

Kis cheez ka chance.........kaisa chance....... ?

Maniisha
January 24th, 2008, 01:31 PM
Bhai Mukesh ... tere liye khushi ki baat ... of course mere liye bhi

Chorri srsly na leti katti bhiiii ... chance hai bahi ... wot say ???:p:p:D


Datjaaa Dev fer te mukesh na bole CMA hi bolegi ... :p:D

cma123
January 24th, 2008, 01:44 PM
Bhai Mukesh ... tere liye khushi ki baat ... of course mere liye bhi

Chorri srsly na leti katti bhiiii ... chance hai bahi ... wot say ???:p:p:D
dev ji main lunch pe k gayi sare ne lambi e baat khich li.
waise aapne lunch kar liya ke .kuch kha pi be liya karo.:D:eek:

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 01:55 PM
Bhai dev lage hai aaj office maie kam nai hai :) to phir chal0 maie thare liye ek puzzle chap reha hoo uthe usne solve karo jake :)

shweta123
January 24th, 2008, 02:04 PM
Smile :):):):):)

Ibbe hamne taang khichan ka muskuraata License mil gaya..... ibbe chinta konii....

shweta123
January 24th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Bhai dev lage hai aaj office maie kam nai hai :) to phir chal0 maie thare liye ek puzzle chap reha hoo uthe usne solve karo jake :)

Off Topic and that too one liners can never be accomodated Mukesh......... never never never........

cma123
January 24th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Bhai dev lage hai aaj office maie kam nai hai :) to phir chal0 maie thare liye ek puzzle chap reha hoo uthe usne solve karo jake :)
k baat hai mukesh aap bura maan gaye k.:rolleyes:

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Off Topic and that too one liners can never be accomodated Mukesh......... never never never........

ok
ok
ok
ok
will take care in future. :)

mukeshkumar007
January 24th, 2008, 02:33 PM
k baat hai mukesh aap bura maan gaye k.:rolleyes:

one
liner
is not accepted on jatland :rolleyes::)

dkumars
January 24th, 2008, 02:53 PM
dev ji main lunch pe k gayi sare ne lambi e baat khich li.
waise aapne lunch kar liya ke .kuch kha pi be liya karo.:D:eek:

haan ji yahan bahut jaldi itni laambi baat ho jaya karei... hehehe
haan ji kar liya ,,, aur bahut jyada kar liya jiiiiii aaj toh... par peeya kuch nahi paani aur seet(i mean southindian, buttermilk) ke siway

cooljat
January 24th, 2008, 11:08 PM
Hummmm, Seemaji A Very Warm Welcome in this Chilling cold here on Jatland!!


Nice intro Seema... A very warm welcome once again :)

varun022084
January 25th, 2008, 03:13 AM
I was born 21 years ago in city of Agra. People used to call it “City of TAJ or LOVE”….but for me it is “City of Mental Hospital”.:D

I like reading books and tinkering with things. My favourite colour is blue, favourite comic strips are Calvin and Hobbes and Piled Higher and Deeper and favourite poem is Robert Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening. I especially love the last stanza. I want to write a book, get a FCA, become a CFO, invent a thing or two and become famous. Of course I wouldn't mind having a little (or lot of) fun on the way. Ideologically, I am driven in life by looking for solutions to social problems (I call them 'real problems').
I love to know about social issues being pursued by individuals or organisations and be a part (only problem being that I am sometimes too busy to do anything). My mother tongue, Hindi is a faithful companion in life and writing poems, articles and stories in Hindi (sometimes English too) is a keen hobby. Premchand, Leo Tolstoy, Anton Chekhov are some of my favourite authors. Vivekananda and Subhas Chandra Bose are a few great men who have had an immense influence on my present view of life, society and one's karma!

cma123
January 25th, 2008, 10:15 AM
Hummmm, Seemaji A Very Warm Welcome in this Chilling cold here on Jatland!!
thnks, cool guys are there on jat land aur aap sabse bindass rhte ho aap.:D:p

VirenderNarwal
January 25th, 2008, 02:02 PM
ND Introduction dediya bebe je kimme bach bi gaya
hoga te hum bujan mein sharamaya na karte ... :p:D.


मनीषा जी...:confused:...सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है....:eek:...? फ़िर भी आप नै...:rolleyes:....बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई....:p:D....?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई...:cool::)..?
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mukeshkumar007
January 25th, 2008, 02:11 PM
मनीषा जी...:confused:...सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के [COLOR=magenta]"बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है....:eek:...? फ़िर भी आप नै...:rolleyes:....बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई....:p:COLOR]
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई...:cool::)..?
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:D:D::D hahahahahah

cooljat
January 25th, 2008, 09:19 PM
Bhaisaab makka eib to peecha chhod dyo uss 'Patent Holder' ka! :D:p;)


मनीषा जी...:confused:...सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है....:eek:...? फ़िर भी आप नै...:rolleyes:....बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई....:p:D....?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई...:cool::)..?
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Maniisha
January 26th, 2008, 08:26 PM
मनीषा जी...:confused:...सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है....:eek:...? फ़िर भी आप नै...:rolleyes:....बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई........?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई...:cool::).

:eek: :confused: Mujhe nahi pata tha VN ji :)
Agar maine kisi k bebe sabd ko JL par churaaya hai tho
mein sajja ki bhagidaari hun Ji... :p:D

dndeswal
January 26th, 2008, 08:55 PM
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अरे भाई, मैं कभी-कभी 'किल्की' शब्द का प्रयोग कर लेता हूं - अगर 'kilki' का पेटेंट किसी और के नाम हो तो बता देना - फिर मत कहना कि ऐसी हिमाकर क्यूं दिखाई ! :)

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VirenderNarwal
January 28th, 2008, 07:37 PM
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अरे भाई, मैं कभी-कभी 'किल्की' शब्द का प्रयोग कर लेता हूं - अगर 'kilki' का पेटेंट किसी और के नाम हो तो बता देना - फिर मत कहना कि ऐसी हिमाकर क्यूं दिखाई ! :).

देशवाल जी....."किल्की" शब्द का भी पैटेंट पहले से ही हो रहा है जाटलैंड पर।
सभी की जानकारी के लिये.....थोडे दिन पहले एक ओर नये-नवेले शब्द "चुरणें" का पैटेंट हुआ सै ....अतः किसी भी असुविधा से बचने के लिये पैटेंट शब्दो का प्रयोग करने से पहले सावधानी अवशय बरती जाये।

जाटहित/जनहित मे जारी.....?
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dkumars
January 28th, 2008, 07:42 PM
देशवाल जी....."किल्की" शब्द का भी पैटेंट पहले से ही हो रहा है जाटलैंड पर।
सभी की जानकारी के लिये.....थोडे दिन पहले एक ओर नये-नवेले शब्द "चुरणें" का पैटेंट हुआ सै ....अतः किसी भी असुविधा से बचने के लिये पैटेंट शब्दो का प्रयोग करने से पहले सावधानी अवशय बरती जाये।

जाटहित/जनहित मे जारी.....?
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hoooo hahahahaha heheheheheh ... mast marra VN ji ... ghanaa ND hai ... aur woh bhi Introduction thread mein ... ki koi bhi naya banda aaye toh pehle ye dekh le ki kya kya patent ho chuka hai ki usko dohraane ki galti naa kare

baliyanvijay
February 21st, 2008, 04:07 PM
hello to all. i am a new member of the forum. this question gives a sense that in this forum people do not open their identity. i do not know why people hide their identity. i think if a person has full confidence about himself then why to hide. any way i am vijay baliyan from muzaffernagar, up. i just completed my Ph.D. in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi and at present working as a lecturer.

Maniisha
February 21st, 2008, 04:36 PM
hello to all. i am a new member of the forum. this question gives a sense that in this forum people do not open their identity. i do not know why people hide their identity. i think if a person has full confidence about himself then why to hide. any way i am vijay baliyan from muzaffernagar, up. i just completed my Ph.D. in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi and at present working as a lecturer.

Thanx for the nice Intro !
Heartiest Welcome Buddy.. :)
Decide karlo looking for a Job or Working ... :D
Occupation: (As per ur Profile)
just completed my Phd in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University and looking for a job

sanjeetsparp
February 21st, 2008, 04:49 PM
Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends.

shweta123
February 21st, 2008, 04:58 PM
Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this (which ... :confused:) is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or (yaani jhajjar ya haryana dono me se kisi ek jagah se ho :p)Haryana... I had done my P.G.(Paying Guest walaa na :)) in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning (Oh...MP) with Specialization in Regional Planning (Kis region ki ?) from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi.(Bachho ko padhaane me kaam aayengi ye skills :o ) Bahut Paaped bele hain (bechte to crorepati ho jaate :p).
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning (oh.... kasrat bhi karwaani aawe hai ), Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting (Ishpelling mishtake :p) Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends (ghar waalo ne nikaal diya yaani.....).

Oh Ragging to mujhe bhi leni hai !:rolleyes:

sanjeetsparp
February 21st, 2008, 05:10 PM
are yaar tor-di taang ... introduction ki ..... haan yaar ghar walon ne nikaal diya ... abhi to DLF phase 3 main ek beda wala pipe hai us main rehta hoon .. usko bhi municipality wale hetaane ki baat ker rahe hain ... Bol rahe hain ki wo pipe Shweta ke ghar ke liye chahiye

Abhi to kaya karoon bahut jegha ki plannning ker chuka hoon ... mere ko bhi legta hai physical planning ke definition change keri padegi ... tumhaare wali defenition rakhni padegi ....

Are yaar jatland pe spelling check kerne ka tool hona chahiye .... are hai yaar main to pehli baar dhyaan diya ....

Maniisha
February 21st, 2008, 05:15 PM
Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends.




Abhi to kaya karoon bahut jegha ki plannning ker chuka hoon ... mere ko bhi legta hai physical planning ke definition change keri padegi ... tumhaare wali defenition rakhni padegi ....




Itni Planning ... :eek:
Tau ki tarah tu bi planning hi planning kare se kadhe latkaa pawega planning mein ... :p:D

sanjeetsparp
February 21st, 2008, 05:42 PM
Na miniisha ji ghabrao mat ... planning ker ke implement bhi keraan saan .... kati suki planning nahi kerte ..... letka to nahi hoon ... per letka jaroor diya karoon .... eb aade tamilnadu aalaan ne latkaan laag rya soon ... aage jharkhand aalaan ne latkaaoonga ja ke eb Gurgaon main .... uste pehle MP aale latkaaye thee er us te pehle Rajasthan aale ... ab taahin te koi latka nahi paaya hai

Baki ghabrao mat aage mumbai ka bhi number padan aala hai ... baaki te mehaare office aale panuch liye main bhi ude panuchan aala soon ...

shailendra
February 21st, 2008, 09:31 PM
Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat.
I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning.

Hi Sanjeet; I also have a Masters in Urban Design, (University of Miami, School of Architecture) ...[after a bachelors in Architecture from India (Institute of Environmental Design in Gujarat)]...
therefore must say was quite curious to notice your 'varied' credentials (see the bolded areas!); specially the Regional Planning part!

so tell me- your present duties involve more of the overall master planning or simply looking at projects (design/development) of new buildings etc. for the company as part of their planning divison?...

The reason I ask is that I would think that your Masters in Regional planning probably qualifies you to dabble in the more interesting and 'lucarative' Urban designing field, wouldn't it???... Would seem like a terrible waste otherwise for a degree in quite a specialized field, I would presume!...
But then again, I am not aware of how much the possibilities are at present in India in that (Urban Design and Planning) field, really... [But going by the huge amount of new developments that one reads about happening there, I would think it is something that somebody like you would do well to be actively involved in...]

Was curious anyhows.....

sanjeetsparp
February 22nd, 2008, 12:54 PM
Now a days in this Government they had allocated 100000 crore for the urban infrastructure development in a systematic manner ...they have postulated 2 programme . JNNURM i.e. Jewharlal Nehru National Urban Renewal Mission this is for selected metros, million + , Haritage towns and Capital cities. and the other programme was UIDSSMT and IHSDP which is Urban Infrastructure Development for Small and Medium Towns and Integrated Housing and Slum Develpment Programme.

Under each programme the town has to prepare City Development Plan covering every sector i.e. Infrastructure (Social and Physical), Finance, Economy, Organizational Strengthening, Stakeholders View, Planning, Housing and Slum Haritage.... after assessment projects has to be identified. After preparation of DPR the centre Govt. will 80% fund for that project 10% from State and rest to be given by the ULB....

So lot of infrastructure works and planning works are going on in India....Apart from this now its a phase of Industrialization in India so lots of SEZ and Industrial parks are coming and developers are coming with Large Scale residential Housing projects ... so only the Scope of master planning is limited to these projects till date.

In the coming time e-Governance is emerging field and Govt will focus on Municipal GIS so lot of work for Planners here.

In School of Planning and Architecture there is no major difference between Regional Planning and Urban Planning.... Some common subjects are there and the theme for each study is same ... jis time market jaise chalta hai wahi curriculum ho jata hai dono ka ...

Is pe ragging nahi ....

dkumars
February 25th, 2008, 02:43 PM
Now a days in this Government they had allocated 100000 crore for the urban infrastructure development in a systematic manner ...they have postulated 2 programme . JNNURM i.e. Jewharlal Nehru National Urban Renewal Mission this is for selected metros, million + , Haritage towns and Capital cities. and the other programme was UIDSSMT and IHSDP which is Urban Infrastructure Development for Small and Medium Towns and Integrated Housing and Slum Develpment Programme.

Under each programme the town has to prepare City Development Plan covering every sector i.e. Infrastructure (Social and Physical), Finance, Economy, Organizational Strengthening, Stakeholders View, Planning, Housing and Slum Haritage.... after assessment projects has to be identified. After preparation of DPR the centre Govt. will 80% fund for that project 10% from State and rest to be given by the ULB....

So lot of infrastructure works and planning works are going on in India....Apart from this now its a phase of Industrialization in India so lots of SEZ and Industrial parks are coming and developers are coming with Large Scale residential Housing projects ... so only the Scope of master planning is limited to these projects till date.

In the coming time e-Governance is emerging field and Govt will focus on Municipal GIS so lot of work for Planners here.

In School of Planning and Architecture there is no major difference between Regional Planning and Urban Planning.... Some common subjects are there and the theme for each study is same ... jis time market jaise chalta hai wahi curriculum ho jata hai dono ka ...

Is pe ragging nahi ....


Welcome bhai ... par aapne apna introduction apne sundu aale chutkalo se hi shuru kar diya tha :)

baliyanvijay
February 25th, 2008, 03:29 PM
hello, maniisha ji, thanx to remind me. though when i join the fourm i was loooooking but now i am working.

anilsinghd
February 25th, 2008, 11:19 PM
Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends.

I guess jat world pe bhi ghane e chutkule chep raakhe they aapne !! jab maine join kiya tha ( 2 years back , tab padhe they ) !! aap woh hi ho na ??


keh do ki aap woh hi ho ! :D

( with a tinge of emotions :p:D)

Thodi ragging main bhi loon soon :D


Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni ( ya dena hai ??? , what is the gender of introduction : :P batao batai !!! )hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana( acidic ways mein kahan se ho bhaai ??? :confused: or intricately kahan se ho ??? :rolleyes: )... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications ( kimai reh gaya ho to woh bhi kar lo :eek: ).... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division( kunsi ??? pehli doosri ya tessri division :D ). Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.( laage sai hydroxide ions ( OH - ) se ghana pyaar sai aapko ???:p , basic medium mein hi rehte ho :P )
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends

mansi289
February 26th, 2008, 02:11 AM
kya baat hai mod saab..ghana interest le rhe ho...
2 saal pehle wali baat bhi yaad hai..wah-wah
acidic-basic chodo...humein to aap pe shak ho rha hai..lol

dkumars
February 26th, 2008, 04:56 PM
kya baat hai mod saab..ghana interest le rhe ho...
2 saal pehle wali baat bhi yaad hai..wah-wah
acidic-basic chodo...humein to aap pe shak ho rha hai..lol


Bhai moddae ... hum nai bhi shak ho raha hai ... par ke ???
Introduction de de apne mode pane ka pehlam tai ???:p

dndeswal
February 26th, 2008, 07:51 PM
Bhai moddae ... hum nai bhi shak ho raha hai ... par ke ???
Introduction de de apne mode pane ka pehlam tai ???:p

Wah Devender... "mode pane ka introduction" (मोड्डे-पणे का). इस जाटलैंड पर मोड्डे कित्तैं आ-गे आपणा झोळा उठा कै? भाई, कदे तू "moderators" की बात तो नहीं कर रहा ? :)
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sanjeetsparp
February 26th, 2008, 07:56 PM
2 saal pehle aale kun se joke thee yaar bera nahi .... per itna jaroor bera hai us time see kuch ghani e kilkii laagya kerti humour section main aaj kaal koi deekhta e kona ....... bera na kit ja ke soge saare .....

anilsinghd
February 26th, 2008, 10:01 PM
kya baat hai mod saab..ghana interest le rhe ho...
2 saal pehle wali baat bhi yaad hai..wah-wah
acidic-basic chodo...humein to aap pe shak ho rha hai..lol


maka tik jaa !!!!!!


painda chhod de !! kitai tai baksh de kassai !!!!!:)

ar key shaq ho raha sai ??? :eek:


@ devender : moda bana to koni lekin ya ( mansi ) banwa ke chodegi :(

mansi289
February 26th, 2008, 10:25 PM
moda matlab...

dndeswal
February 26th, 2008, 10:51 PM
moda matlab...


A typical Indian monk (sadhu). Chhori, kuchh Hindi/Haryanavi to zaroor aati hogi tannei - hehehe. :)

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dkumars
February 27th, 2008, 12:31 PM
Wah Devender... "mode pane ka introduction" (मोड्डे-पणे का). इस जाटलैंड पर मोड्डे कित्तैं आ-गे आपणा झोळा उठा कै? भाई, कदे तू "moderators" की बात तो नहीं कर रहा ? :)
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Na ji mein tai unn hi modda ki baat kar raha hoon jo dhunni laa kei baitya karai :)
Makka yo anil kadde modda ho rehya ho ... kayiye jangha padh li modda modda(moderator) par makka ke bera insaan nai modda hontei ghana tame na lagya karai ... kemme ghatna ho gi ho chorre gail :p:D;)

sanjeetsparp
March 1st, 2008, 07:57 PM
oye yaar .. profile badi choti chhoti hain jatland pe ... ek kaam karo "request to moderator" thoda sa khud ke baare main likhan ki te jegha do profile main jitna is taage main likhaan saan ....

Pehle you e taaga bharwao..... pher aage ne baidhan do .. aaj kaal kaafi naye naye jatlanders join keran laag re sain roj 4-5, 4-5 aae jaan sain

dndeswal
March 1st, 2008, 09:19 PM
oye yaar .. profile badi choti chhoti hain jatland pe ... ek kaam karo "request to moderator" thoda sa khud ke baare main likhan ki te jegha do profile main jitna is taage main likhaan saan ....

Pehle you e taaga bharwao..... pher aage ne baidhan do .. aaj kaal kaafi naye naye jatlanders join keran laag re sain roj 4-5, 4-5 aae jaan sain

ठीक कहै सै संजीत । भतेरे मेंम्बर सैं जिनका ना कोए नाम, ना गाम, ना ही कोए गोत । कोए पोस्ट भी नहीं, हाड़ै दर्शन भी ना देते, introduction किस बात का ? मारियो एक झांखळी (नजर) इन-पै :

jat2006 (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=5554)

seemat (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=1828)

pratibha (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=1359)

jaggu (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=719)

san_dh (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=4072)

depu (http://www.jatland.com/forums/member.php?u=4986)


ढूंढोगे तै और भी मिल ज्यांगे इसे-इसे !

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radhikaahlawat
March 2nd, 2008, 08:43 PM
hello to all.....
this is radhika ahlawat....basically from U.P. but rite now studying in hyderabad(A.P.)....doing my b.tech from here.....M new to jatland.....so jst wanna knw u all......looking forward to a wonderful relationship among all the jats all over the world......

vijay
March 2nd, 2008, 08:59 PM
hello to all.....
this is radhika ahlawat....basically from U.P. but rite now studying in hyderabad(A.P.)....doing my b.tech from here.....M new to jatland.....so jst wanna knw u all......looking forward to a wonderful relationship among all the jats all over the world......

Welcome at Jatland :)

B.Tech .... which stream ..... i read somewhere else about studying in NIFT.

radhikaahlawat
March 2nd, 2008, 09:11 PM
ya...u r rite...m doing my b.tech from NIFT....in Fashion technology....

mamtadg
March 2nd, 2008, 09:11 PM
Pehla reply aaya aapka aur aap bhi bhool gaye:p



I completely believe in the funda that what you give to others is what you will get back, and I try giving good to others because I want to have many a good things in life !:) Etc etc........... aur kya batau?
Dear Shweta i really liked this funda of yours though commonly heard but still great .......

vijay
March 2nd, 2008, 09:14 PM
ya...u r rite...m doing my b.tech from NIFT....in Fashion technology....

Then contact the person who just posted above this post of mine ... i mean Mamta Dagar ..... i am sure she will help you in this field :)

radhikaahlawat
March 2nd, 2008, 09:19 PM
you talking bout dat internship thing?????thnx a lt fr ur concern.....thnx alt!!!!!

mamtadg
March 2nd, 2008, 09:20 PM
Then contact the person who just posted above this post of mine ... i mean Mamta Dagar ..... i am sure she will help you in this field :)
smart and at the same time sharp memory................

vijay
March 2nd, 2008, 09:22 PM
smart and at the same time sharp memory................

Hope you won't mind that i provided ur reference without asking you :)

mamtadg
March 2nd, 2008, 09:27 PM
Hope you won't mind that i provided ur reference without asking you :)
Now as you have said i am ok .............

trueblueindian
March 2nd, 2008, 09:49 PM
hello to all.....
this is radhika ahlawat....basically from U.P. but rite now studying in hyderabad(A.P.)....doing my b.tech from here.....M new to jatland.....so jst wanna knw u all......looking forward to a wonderful relationship among all the jats all over the world......

welcome young lady

desijat
March 2nd, 2008, 11:15 PM
Welcome at Jatland :)

B.Tech .... which stream ..... i read somewhere else about studying in NIFT.

I remember another fellow jatlander was in NIFT Hyderabad itself doing designing n apparently even i was a part of NIFT Chennai in Garment Manufacturing Technology course way back in 2003, when this course began but i chose to drop out after a week as i dint find my interest lying in Garments . . . No Regrets :-)

anilsinghd
March 3rd, 2008, 01:29 AM
I remember another fellow jatlander was in NIFT Hyderabad itself doing designing n apparently even i was a part of NIFT Chennai in Garment Manufacturing Technology course way back in 2003, when this course began but i chose to drop out after a week as i dint find my interest lying in Garments . . . No Regrets :-)


tu tai rehan hi de !

kimai isa sia jo tanne na kar raakha ho ??:eek::confused::D

vijay
March 3rd, 2008, 01:33 AM
I remember another fellow jatlander was in NIFT Hyderabad itself doing designing n apparently even i was a part of NIFT Chennai in Garment Manufacturing Technology course way back in 2003, when this course began but i chose to drop out after a week as i dint find my interest lying in Garments . . . No Regrets :-)


Hahahaha ...... i know that you have done everything ......

Honesty is the worst policy :)

desijat
March 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM
Hahahaha ...... i know that you have done everything ......

Honesty is the worst policy :)

Honesty might be the worst policy when you are dealing with the world but atleast people should be honest to themselves . . . .

Thankfully my parents gave me a freehand in selecting my career and thanks to them i do not blame anyone or regret anything...

Ignoring the sarcasm that you tried to put up here, i would say that being in Public Relations i do enjoy working accross every industry and being among the topshots.... :) in short... doing everything

desijat
March 3rd, 2008, 10:48 AM
tu tai rehan hi de !

kimai isa sia jo tanne na kar raakha ho ??:eek::confused::D

:p:p u know it very well :p:p

kabir
March 3rd, 2008, 08:49 PM
i would say that being in Public Relations i do enjoy working accross every industry and being among the topshots.... :) in short... doing everything

One of them being yours very truly??;)

radhikaahlawat
March 3rd, 2008, 09:58 PM
I remember another fellow jatlander was in NIFT Hyderabad itself doing designing n apparently even i was a part of NIFT Chennai in Garment Manufacturing Technology course way back in 2003, when this course began but i chose to drop out after a week as i dint find my interest lying in Garments . . . No Regrets :-)

ohh..is it....well..v do hv sm other jats out here....n itz alwez gud to do wot u feel like doing instead of forcing things!!!!

desijat
March 3rd, 2008, 11:04 PM
One of them being yours very truly??;)

lol . . . . uff too much of sarcasm happening here... but why only one???:p:p

kapilrana
March 15th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Hello dear all,

These are brief details about me:

1. My name is CA.KAPIL RANA
2. New Delhi (Baraut)
3. MBA, CA and LL.B.
4. Chartered Accountant
5. Contact Details cakapilrana@yahoo.com

Warm regards,
CA.KAPIL RANA

renuchoudhary
March 27th, 2008, 09:38 PM
Hello dear all,

These are brief details about me:

1. My name is CA.KAPIL RANA
2. New Delhi (Baraut)
3. MBA, CA and LL.B.
4. Chartered Accountant
5. Contact Details cakapilrana@yahoo.com

Warm regards,
CA.KAPIL RANA
Kapil , CA. kapil Rana main CA, Chartered Accountant ka abrvn hai ya nam ka hi kuch part hai. Jato ke te sudhe sudhe naam ho sain

anilsinghd
March 27th, 2008, 11:55 PM
Kapil , CA. kapil Rana main CA, Chartered Accountant ka abrvn hai ya nam ka hi kuch part hai. Jato ke te sudhe sudhe naam ho sain


he he he he he he

good one renu !

kapilrana
March 30th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Kapil , CA. kapil Rana main CA, Chartered Accountant ka abrvn hai ya nam ka hi kuch part hai. Jato ke te sudhe sudhe naam ho sain

Dear Renu,

Only Chartered Accountants can use CA. prefix. like army officers use Lt./Col. and PHDs' Dr.s'.

ygulia
March 31st, 2008, 03:08 AM
Dear Renu,

Only Chartered Accountants can use CA. prefix. like army officers use Lt./Col. and PHDs' Dr.s'.

I did not know it. Is it the latest development in India?
No body writes it in the western world and I am sure that no body used to write it 5 years ago in India.
Could you please provide me the link which gives you authorization to do it, so that I can advise my CA friends.
Thanks.

kapilrana
March 31st, 2008, 09:52 AM
I did not know it. Is it the latest development in India?
No body writes it in the western world and I am sure that no body used to write it 5 years ago in India.
Could you please provide me the link which gives you authorization to do it, so that I can advise my CA friends.
Thanks.

Dear Yoginder,

In year 2006 The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India Amend its bye laws and allowed (CA) its member to use prefix CA. in addition to his/her name and only ICAI, New Delhi member can use this prefix.

Please, have a look on attachment and if want more information log on to www.icai.org.

Thanks and regards.

CA.Kapil Rana

opendeepa
March 31st, 2008, 11:40 AM
naam deepak likhna chahu 1 share padhan wale padh liyo jisne na padhna wo kha liyo bare.
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:rolleyes:

opendeepa
March 31st, 2008, 11:50 AM
achha bhaio mai jat land mai naya hu ghana use na karna aata par thare kaise bhaiya ka saath raya to jaldi a sikh jaunga

chalo 1 joke sunata hu

1 baar ramlila chal ri thi gaam mai
aur unka ravan bhaj gya
unne sochi ib ravan kit te lawa
gaam ke halwai ne tha laye
halwai raji hogya role karan ne
par jab usne ravan ko roll mai entry mari hu haa haaa haaa haaa haaa
to 1 aawaj aaai
o ravan
o ravan
wo udhae ruk gya
ar uren paren dekhan lag gya
koi na dikha
phare entry mari hu ha ha ha ha
phair aawaj aai
o ravan
o ravan
ravan ne dekha
1 chota sa chora niche baitha baitha bole tha
ravan bola are k se
chora bola
o ravan tera nada latke se
ravan ulta bhitar bad gya
aur phair entry marta aaya
hu ha aha aha ha ah
ar phair aawaj
o ravan
o ravan
ravan ki nigah sidhi chore par
bola r ib k se
chora bola
mere bete tang aaya na.
rawan ka mu:eek: chore ka mu;)

shweta123
March 31st, 2008, 04:01 PM
I did not know it. Is it the latest development in India?
No body writes it in the western world and I am sure that no body used to write it 5 years ago in India.
Could you please provide me the link which gives you authorization to do it, so that I can advise my CA friends.
Thanks.

Its no more latest now. We Chartered Accountants are now permitted to use this prefix with the permission of our Institute. Your CA freinds must already be knowing, it has been more than an year now.

mansi289
May 25th, 2008, 03:32 PM
although im not an engg ,just wonderin if engineers can also write Er wid thr name?


Its no more latest now. We Chartered Accountants are now permitted to use this prefix with the permission of our Institute. Your CA freinds must already be knowing, it has been more than an year now.

dkumars
May 26th, 2008, 01:14 PM
Its no more latest now. We Chartered Accountants are now permitted to use this prefix with the permission of our Institute. Your CA freinds must already be knowing, it has been more than an year now.


although im not an engg ,just wonderin if engineers can also write Er wid thr name?


Engineer is a designation/degree madam. And what Shweta is saying is lil different. Generally, we do not prefix our degrees to our name.
If it is so then u will find some very absurd names like librarian, clerk, dhobi, chamar, jamadaar.

This tradition of prefix i have seen with few ppl only and i thing this needs to be approved from inst/org/court.

Doctors, military ppl, CAs(now) can use this. So, shez correct here.

shweta123
May 26th, 2008, 01:24 PM
Engineer is a designation/degree madam. And what Shweta is saying is lil different. Generally, we do not prefix our degrees to our name.
If it is so then u will find some very absurd names like librarian, clerk, dhobi, chamar, jamadaar.

This tradition of prefix i have seen with few ppl only and i thing this needs to be approved from inst/org/court.

Doctors, military ppl, CAs(now) can use this. So, shez correct here.

The main point is surely that it has to be approved by the institute etc as have been mentioned here (Like in cade of Doctors IMA has approved the prefix 'Dr.') .

As far as engineers are concerned there are numerous institutes and no common governing authority. While, in case of CA's there is just a single governing body and we are bound by some common 'Code of Conduct' and 'Professional Ethics' and we could not have used such prefix or suffix until it has been approved by our governing body.

anilsinghd
May 27th, 2008, 09:12 PM
although im not an engg ,just wonderin if engineers can also write Er wid thr name?

laga le mansi !! chinta matna kar !! main kar doonga approve !!!

:rock

mansi289
June 1st, 2008, 09:04 PM
main apne naam k saath khilwaad ni karti...no plus,minus
ye to bas Mansi hi rahega!

bislas
June 1st, 2008, 09:39 PM
main apne naam k saath khilwaad ni karti...no plus,minus
ye to bas Mansi hi rahega!

Chhillar kahan jayega...........Register ko ek baar fir se dekhooo..???

delhione
June 1st, 2008, 11:19 PM
DELHI ONE - buss naam hi kaafi hai !!!!!!!!!