Why Men Are Never Depressed

[pnauhwar21]

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[poonam]

Hahahahahha...........:D:D:D yeah truly blessed they are...:D

Have had it in my inbox as well for a long time....but did made me smile when I read it here all over again...:D

[devdahiya]

mann ko behlane ka khayaal achha hei bhai..........Mannei te ye luggai jyada raajji deekhkhein sein.......?

1] Chahe 8.95 dollar honn chahe 895 dollar inn nei te denne na......Inki kammai inakki arr Aadami ki kammai bi saari innakki....Bol kuun batti raajji?

2] Aadami handdein ja bhattar-2 karta saddkan pe..arr ye nail palliss la ke baithhi reinh ghar mein...batta kiskke Tenssion kamm se?

3] Maggarmachh ke aanssu ki kai tokkanni inkki aankhyan ke johadd mein bhrri sein.....aadami appne dukhkh nei bhittare-bhittar peeyein ja ga arr heart attack karwa lega arr maddi si baat pe aanssuan ka jhhalkara maar ke jisnei chahwein ussnei bawalla banna dein.......Dushyan jisyan ki na challi...hey-2..[mein saachchi kahhun suun]

4] Saari haan nyun kehweingi akk terri chhatti pe daal dallunggi......Aadammi te RAMESHAR kumhaar ki CHAKKI sei bhai.....samjhjhe akk nahin.

5] Triya charittar jaane na koi
Patti maar ke satti hoi
Inaki maya na jannei uppar aala
Ye kissi teenddassi kis nein dharti pei boi


Ibb merri tei khair se nahin...hey-2.

[devdahiya]

Hahahahahha...........:D:D:D yeah truly blessed they are...:D

Have had it in my inbox as well for a long time....but did made me smile when I read it here all over again...:D



Humnei berra se Dakkdarrni bebey tu kaddei bol rhi sei.........uppar aala bi padhh le jiji....Hey-2...hum blessed konya koe orre se.

[deepshi]

gud shot
quite rite!;)mann ko behlane ka khayaal achha hei bhai..........Mannei te ye luggai jyada raajji deekhkhein sein.......?

1] Chahe 8.95 dollar honn chahe 895 dollar inn nei te denne na......Inki kammai inakki arr Aadami ki kammai bi saari innakki....Bol kuun batti raajji?

2] Aadami handdein ja bhattar-2 karta saddkan pe..arr ye nail palliss la ke baithhi reinh ghar mein...batta kiskke Tenssion kamm se?

3] Maggarmachh ke aanssu ki kai tokkanni inkki aankhyan ke johadd mein bhrri sein.....aadami appne dukhkh nei bhittare-bhittar peeyein ja ga arr heart attack karwa lega arr maddi si baat pe aanssuan ka jhhalkara maar ke jisnei chahwein ussnei bawalla banna dein.......Dushyan jisyan ki na challi...hey-2..[mein saachchi kahhun suun]

4] Saari haan nyun kehweingi akk terri chhatti pe daal dallunggi......Aadammi te RAMESHAR kumhaar ki CHAKKI sei bhai.....samjhjhe akk nahin.

5] Triya charittar jaane na koi
Patti maar ke satti hoi
Inaki maya na jannei uppar aala
Ye kissi teenddassi kis nein dharti pei boi


Ibb merri tei khair se nahin...hey-2.

[ssindhu]

yup true. c men are happy due to so many reasons...now women's case is mor simpler bt strange thou. we cn b happy/unhappy only due to 1 man. such minimalists we r

[deepshi]

well, contradicting...
nt as much
n nt anymore...!:Dyup true. c men are happy due to so many reasons...now women's case is mor simpler bt strange thou. we cn b happy/unhappy only due to 1 man. such minimalists we r

[vivekdh]

narrii jhoot hai yaa to chori urr 1 chore ke karan dhukhi ho jaa maan hi nahi sakta main to kam se kam 5-6 chore chahiye 1 chori ne dhukhi karan tai.:D:D:D urr 5-6 choran ne 1 chori bahut dhukhi karan tai.:D:D




yup true. c men are happy due to so many reasons...now women's case is mor simpler bt strange thou. we cn b happy/unhappy only due to 1 man. such minimalists we r

[cooljat]

Agreed Agreed!! So very true!!
Men r happier with simple pleasures :):):cool::cool:

Like famous quote even "Beer is better than a woman!!" :p:D;)

Rock on
Jit


No wonder men are happier.

[shwetadhaka]

Agreed Agreed!! So very true!!
Men r happier with simple pleasures :):):cool::cool:

Like famous quote even "Beer is better than a woman!!" :p:D;)

Rock on
Jit

Ab yaha 'woman' ka kya kaam tha :confused: !

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:

[vivekdh]

ab har waqt insaan khus bhi to nahi re sakta naa :D:D



Ab yaha 'woman' ka kya kaam tha :confused: !

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:

[dreamer]

Ab yaha 'woman' ka kya kaam tha :confused: !

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:



Hmmmm.... Oh Really Is It So ??

[ssindhu]

Agreed Agreed!! So very true!!
Men r happier with simple pleasures :):):cool::cool:

Like famous quote even "Beer is better than a woman!!" :p:D;)

Rock on
Jit
hm tht shows jit y men r happy. kids r alwz happy till they r playing. u ask thm 2 study n they will frown...

[sunitahooda]

Despite all the EXTREME HAPPINESS the ONLY SNAG is that you need A WOMEN to make you realize THAT YOU ARE A MAN....even to bring to you this WORLD OF HAPPINESS:) Oh SUCH A HAPPY-HAPPIER-HAPPIEST PERSON they are;)Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
No wonder men are happier.

[ssindhu]

to make you realize THAT YOU ARE A MAN........kilkiiiiiiiiii


jiji tu bhi na ultimate hai

[vivekdh]

women to ram ji dharr jaa hai maa dhore chup chala jab ke jarrurat pade hai kise aadmi ki:D,ye jarrurat to sirf choron ko hai kyon? :D



Despite all the EXTREME HAPPINESS the ONLY SNAG is that you need A WOMEN to make you realize THAT YOU ARE A MAN....even to bring to you this WORLD OF HAPPINESS:) Oh SUCH A HAPPY-HAPPIER-HAPPIEST PERSON they are;)

[sunitahooda]

Funny PART is that we don't proclaim to be HAPPIER than MEN cuz we cant be TILL MEN R AROUND;) the other most important FACT we learnt GRADUALLY is that there are SOME SPECIES who can't be avoided....JUST BE IGNORANT:D;):pwomen to ram ji dharr jaa hai maa dhore chup chala jab ke jarrurat pade hai kise aadmi ki:D,ye jarrurat to sirf choron ko hai kyon? :D

[vivekdh]

sabte faltu lath choriyan ke hi bajje hain aapas me JL pe bhi agar men aas pass naa ho to baal pad le 1 dusre ke sarri chori :D:D urr gaal choran ne bake jangi ki chore kise deen ke naa hote :D urr ji dekhenge kitne din ignore karoge aadmiyan ne je umar bar ker doge to mann jaunga ki aap jaban ki pakki ho :D baki ji main to raji rahu hu gela koi chori ho chahe chora baat maran ne .



Funny PART is that we don't proclaim to be HAPPIER than MEN cuz we cant be TILL MEN R AROUND;) the other most important FACT we learnt GRADUALLY is that there are SOME SPECIES who can't be avoided....JUST BE IGNORANT:D;):p

[neels]

!

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:


Absolutely Right ;).

[sunitahooda]

Vivek why do you keep banging on that Minor agrument and how long can you keep posting that? Why cant you put some logic in your posts? Arr aade chhoryan ke bhi kassutey jutt baajje sain....then we dont keep that AS HAPPIEST INCIDENTS OF OUR LIVES:D Tu uss Laddayi nai saari UMAR mattna bhooliye....dekh kade teri khushi kum hoja:psabte faltu lath choriyan ke hi bajje hain aapas me JL pe bhi agar men aas pass naa ho to baal pad le 1 dusre ke sarri chori :D:D urr gaal choran ne bake jangi ki chore kise deen ke naa hote :D urr ji dekhenge kitne din ignore karoge aadmiyan ne je umar bar ker doge to mann jaunga ki aap jaban ki pakki ho :D baki ji main to raji rahu hu gela koi chori ho chahe chora baat maran ne .

[rathee.sandeep]

hahahahahahaha

[vivekdh]

aap kon si ladai ki baat ker rahe ho manne to yu hi keh diya tha ki chori ganni lade hain aap cho me aage. urr ji logic kit te lau main ibb ,miaan saa to dimag hai mere me :D wo hi aade laa dunga to roti kyuker kamunga :D

chlo ji bhul chuk maaf :)



Vivek why do you keep banging on that Minor agrument and how long can you keep posting that? Why cant you put some logic in your posts? Arr aade chhoryan ke bhi kassutey jutt baajje sain....then we dont keep that AS HAPPIEST INCIDENTS OF OUR LIVES:D Tu uss Laddayi nai saari UMAR mattna bhooliye....dekh kade teri khushi kum hoja:p

[vivekdh]

theek se bhai tu bhi daant pad le ibb :D


hahahahahahaha

[rathee.sandeep]

theek se bhai tu bhi daant pad le ibb :D
main bhi to happy hu

[vivekdh]

ke beeran kaa nash ker kaa aaj tu :D


main bhi to happy hu

[prashantacmet]

Ab yaha 'woman' ka kya kaam tha :confused: !

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:

ask me how important is beer in my life...:p;)..... a great fellow..........

[prashantacmet]

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Bhai saahab aacharya chankya ne kaha tha ki aurat main aadmi tai 36 guna saahas(courage) hotta hai...........................unke depressed honne ka matlab hi na ............ aapki baat hazam na hui merre......................:confused:

[vivekdh]

4 beer pi le to hazam ho jaa gi fer :D


Bhai saahab aacharya chankya ne kaha tha ki aurat main aadmi tai 36 guna saahas(courage) hotta hai...........................unke depressed honne ka matlab hi na ............ aapki baat hazam na hui merre......................:confused:

[prashantacmet]

4 beer pi le to hazam ho jaa gi fer :D

arreee baawli tared delhi ke thekke 2 bajje paache khulle.............:)

[vivekdh]

le te bHAI SAVA 2 HO GAYE IBB PI LE JAB :D KAAL KI SAARIYAN KA NASH KER GAYA TU


arreee baawli tared delhi ke thekke 2 bajje paache khulle.............:)

[sejwaldeepak]

arreee baawli tared delhi ke thekke 2 bajje paache khulle.............:)


time table check karke aaja pher tei.. tanne kimme bera bhi sei: 12.00- 9.00/ 12.30-9.30/1.00-10.00 yo time sei rei ... haan kitte kitte 2 baje khule sein ...:p:D

[prashantacmet]

time table check karke aaja pher tei.. tanne kimme bera bhi sei: 12.00- 9.00/ 12.30-9.30/1.00-10.00 yo time sei rei ... haan kitte kitte 2 baje khule sein ...:p:D

galat jawaaabbb hai to 2 ank kaat le...:p;) itna laal peela kyoon ho rya hai............

[sunitahooda]

You seem to be the HAPPIEST person around....baaki tai nuay dukhi horey sain:ptime table check karke aaja pher tei.. tanne kimme bera bhi sei: 12.00- 9.00/ 12.30-9.30/1.00-10.00 yo time sei rei ... haan kitte kitte 2 baje khule sein ...:p:D

[deepshi]

uffffffffff
heheh
tu bi asli sey!:D:DVivek why do you keep banging on that Minor agrument and how long can you keep posting that? Why cant you put some logic in your posts? Arr aade chhoryan ke bhi kassutey jutt baajje sain....then we dont keep that AS HAPPIEST INCIDENTS OF OUR LIVES:D Tu uss Laddayi nai saari UMAR mattna bhooliye....dekh kade teri khushi kum hoja:p

[vivekdh]

hans lo or hans lo madde se :D

sunita ji issi bejatti kaa nash kerna theek nahi hai :D


uffffffffff
heheh
tu bi asli sey!:D:D

[deepshi]

tham kyu log lugaiya ki baat karo so...main te kahunn chhorey bi raazji rehne chahiye-mhaari koye baddi dusmanni bi na sey issi;)
bt mus say-Men will catch up soon-lagey raho guys!;):p:D

[sunitahooda]

Tu mahri odd sai akk....:p:p;);) koye na ye RAAJI rehney chahiyein:)tham kyu log lugaiya ki baat karo so...main te kahunn chhorey bi raazji rehne chahiye-mhaari koye baddi dusmanni bi na sey issi;)
bt mus say-Men will catch up soon-lagey raho guys!;):p:D

[vivekdh]

naa ji dusmani to marri bhi koni main to kham kha lapete me aa gaya sunita ji ke urr chip gaya bematlab :D

sarre raji raho urr iss tagge ne band karo adde shikari baithe hain bera nahi kitne bejtti kaa nash kervaenge :D


tham kyu log lugaiya ki baat karo so...main te kahunn chhorey bi raazji rehne chahiye-mhaari koye baddi dusmanni bi na sey issi;)
bt mus say-Men will catch up soon-lagey raho guys!;):p:D

[sejwaldeepak]

You seem to be the HAPPIEST person around....baaki tai nuay dukhi horey sain:p

manne tei itna bera sei ke jivan-mirtyu sab upar aale ke hath mein hain, admi -aurat dono usne banaye sein, na mard ka beer bina kaam chale - na beer ka mard bina. ek jindagi jab duniya mein aawe hai to usne maa ki kokhh ki jarurat rei sei hade aan taiin, jo admi de na sakta arr ek maa ne balak taiin mard ki jarurat reh hai jiske bina wo maa nahi ban sakti . ek balak jab paida hota hai tab se uski mrityu tak usko ek aurat ki jarurat hoti hai. pehle maa, phir behan , phir dost , phir biwi..tamam umar ek sahara dono ko chahiye. bera na ye ku dono ko ek-dusare se compare karte hain. bina tel batti koni jale, bina pahiye gaddi koni chaale, bina baatt chakhhii koni chale...:)

[deepshi]

jib nuu bolley te k tham chhorya te raaji ryaa jaa sey
hahahaha
par kosis karn me bi koye nukhshaan na sey!
proclaim ur rights--formin 'masculinist' groups wud b a gud idea!
all rise ..n assert ur right 2 b happy!:D:p
arr lapettey me te ibbey k ayaa sey ukeey nadaan...;):p
hahahahahahahahahaha
naa ji dusmani to marri bhi koni main to kham kha lapete me aa gaya sunita ji ke urr chip gaya bematlab :D

sarre raji raho urr iss tagge ne band karo adde shikari baithe hain bera nahi kitne bejtti kaa nash kervaenge :D

[sejwaldeepak]

jib nuu bolley te k tham chhorya te raaji ryaa jaa sey
hahahaha
par kosis karn me bi koye nukhshaan na sey!
proclaim ur rights--formin 'masculinist' groups wud b a gud idea!
all rise ..n assert ur right 2 b happy!:D:p
arr lapettey me te ibbey k ayaa sey ukeey nadaan...;):p
hahahahahahahahahaha

Apko ye shobha nahi deta Mrs. Deepshikha Beniwal ke aap bacchon ki iss terya khinchaiii karein. rajji to manne aap laago ho kimme ghani hi rajjji so ude jakene. ke bat :p:D:rolleyes:

[vivekdh]

satya vachan prabhu


manne tei itna bera sei ke jivan-mirtyu sab upar aale ke hath mein hain, admi -aurat dono usne banaye sein, na mard ka beer bina kaam chale - na beer ka mard bina. ek jindagi jab duniya mein aawe hai to usne maa ki kokhh ki jarurat rei sei hade aan taiin, jo admi de na sakta arr ek maa ne balak taiin mard ki jarurat reh hai jiske bina wo maa nahi ban sakti . ek balak jab paida hota hai tab se uski mrityu tak usko ek aurat ki jarurat hoti hai. pehle maa, phir behan , phir dost , phir biwi..tamam umar ek sahara dono ko chahiye. bera na ye ku dono ko ek-dusare se compare karte hain. bina tel batti koni jale, bina pahiye gaddi koni chaale, bina baatt chakhhii koni chale...:)

[sunitahooda]

;):D:pThekkyan ke TIME-TABLE nuay rattey gaya tai Mrityu upparaaley ke haath mai nahi bottall ke roop mai tere haath maiye paavegi....manne tei itna bera sei ke jivan-mirtyu sab upar aale ke hath mein hain, admi -aurat dono usne banaye sein, na mard ka beer bina kaam chale - na beer ka mard bina. ek jindagi jab duniya mein aawe hai to usne maa ki kokhh ki jarurat rei sei hade aan taiin, jo admi de na sakta arr ek maa ne balak taiin mard ki jarurat reh hai jiske bina wo maa nahi ban sakti . ek balak jab paida hota hai tab se uski mrityu tak usko ek aurat ki jarurat hoti hai. pehle maa, phir behan , phir dost , phir biwi..tamam umar ek sahara dono ko chahiye. bera na ye ku dono ko ek-dusare se compare karte hain. bina tel batti koni jale, bina pahiye gaddi koni chaale, bina baatt chakhhii koni chale...:)

[deepshi]

i was born with a ;kilki; as d first sound!
haha
m,ain te jib hudey bi raaji thi!
taney gaurr e naa kari khaas:D
hahahahhah
sunn ley :pApko ye shobha nahi deta Mrs. Deepshikha Beniwal ke aap bacchon ki iss terya khinchaiii karein. rajji to manne aap laago ho kimme ghani hi rajjji so ude jakene. ke bat :p:D:rolleyes:

[ssindhu]

jib nuu bolley te k tham chhorya te raaji ryaa jaa sey
hahahaha
par kosis karn me bi koye nukhshaan na sey!
proclaim ur rights--formin 'masculinist' groups wud b a gud idea!
all rise ..n assert ur right 2 b happy!:D:p
arr lapettey me te ibbey k ayaa sey ukeey nadaan...;):p
hahahahahahahahahaha
n group's name he can keep MCP (male chauvinist pigs, dnt mind...said in good humor)

[sunitahooda]

Balak inn saaryan mai jannu tu laagya manne:p:p arr Deeps byah hotey tanne AMMA banadi hogi.....tu tai baalak rahiye DADA banne paachey bi:D;)Apko ye shobha nahi deta Mrs. Deepshikha Beniwal ke aap bacchon ki iss terya khinchaiii karein. rajji to manne aap laago ho kimme ghani hi rajjji so ude jakene. ke bat :p:D:rolleyes:

[deepshi]

wonnnderful idea- mus say!!:D

see---v gals r a helpful lot!;):p
n group's name he can keep MCP (male chauvinist pigs, dnt mind...said in good humor)

[vivekdh]

bhai re main bachha koni :D 25 saal ka jawan hu :D


Apko ye shobha nahi deta Mrs. Deepshikha Beniwal ke aap bacchon ki iss terya khinchaiii karein. rajji to manne aap laago ho kimme ghani hi rajjji so ude jakene. ke bat :p:D:rolleyes:

[deepshi]

ok ok-ur point noted!:D
jawaano:cool: ki jyaada khinchaai hoti hai!
hahahaha
!bhai re main bachha koni :D 25 saal ka jawan hu :D

[vivekdh]

ker di naa katti choriyan aali baat :D


n group's name he can keep MCP (male chauvinist pigs, dnt mind...said in good humor)

[vivekdh]

jab kinch lo ji aap ke manno ho ibb per ganne pnt naa mariyo suhata suhta khiciyo :D


ok ok-ur point noted!:D
jawaano:cool: ki jyaada khinchaai hoti hai!
hahahaha
!

[deepshi]

jib daaki tuu chhoryan aali karr ley:D
jachegii aachhi!
hahahahaha
quote=vivekdh;147034]ker di naa katti choriyan aali baat :D[/quote]

[ssindhu]

ker di naa katti choriyan aali baat :D
chori hu bahi choriyan aali e baat karoongi. tu ke chora hoke choriya aali karya kare? kilkiiiiiiii

[vivekdh]

choran aali ooti naa jaa ji aap pe fer gaal bakan lag jaoge manne :D:D


jib daaki tuu chhoryan aali karr ley:D
jachegii aachhi!
hahahahaha
quote=vivekdh;147034]ker di naa katti choriyan aali baat :D[/quote]

[vivekdh]

naa ss ji issi bhundi bhundii ke kahi jaa hai mere te :D:D

chori hu bahi choriyan aali e baat karoongi. tu ke chora hoke choriya aali karya kare? kilkiiiiiiii

[deepshi]

gaal...:eek:
arr hamm...:confused:
tauba tauba tauba uff...:pchoran aali ooti naa jaa ji aap pe fer gaal bakan lag jaoge manne :D:D


[/quote]

[sejwaldeepak]

choran aali ooti naa jaa ji aap pe fer gaal bakan lag jaoge manne :D:D


[/QUOTE]


o ghana ND manna paake.. chupchala likad le hade tei .. kitte bhaja bhi na thawega bata di ha tere tei kaddi baad mein sir ho ke akela chhhoddd ke bhaaj ge sare manne..:p yo trimurti ho ri hai hade samjh mein aayi.. :rolleyes:

[ssindhu]

choran aali ooti naa jaa ji aap pe fer gaal bakan lag jaoge manne :D:D


[/QUOTE]
le bhai ek be armaan poore kar le...dekha humte na ooti ja ek thare pe na ooti ja....lol

[vivekdh]

bahi je tanne darr lagge hai to apni doti tha urr gaam keni ho le main to pakka besharm hu :D:D bahiyan ki bejtti naa hoya kare hai bhaana dhore :)

o ghana ND manna paake.. chupchala likad le hade tei .. kitte bhaja bhi na thawega bata di ha tere tei kaddi baad mein sir ho ke akela chhhoddd ke bhaaj ge sare manne..:p yo trimurti ho ri hai hade samjh mein aayi.. :rolleyes:[/quote]

[sunitahooda]

Kahan ki koon kah sai...tu bass sunn ley....:D:pnaa ss ji issi bhundi bhundii ke kahi jaa hai mere te :D:D

[vivekdh]

jab main ke guddaa hu ke logad bare hi jaoge kade te patunga :D:D

Kahan ki koon kah sai...tu bass sunn ley....:D:p

[sejwaldeepak]

Kahan ki koon kah sai...tu bass sunn ley....:D:p

tere marodd pher shuru ho liye laage hain manne.. ja twali si duaii liya jakene.. ghane din mein shuru hoye hain ibkne .. heheehehe:p:D rem. those days :)

[sunitahooda]

Deeps/Seema likadd lyo aade tai hum tai iss nai padha-likha samjh kai batlaagey itna sa bi:p;)bahi je tanne darr lagge hai to apni doti tha urr gaam keni ho le main to pakka besharm hu :D:D bahiyan ki bejtti naa hoya kare hai bhaana dhore :)

o ghana ND manna paake.. chupchala likad le hade tei .. kitte bhaja bhi na thawega bata di ha tere tei kaddi baad mein sir ho ke akela chhhoddd ke bhaaj ge sare manne..:p yo trimurti ho ri hai hade samjh mein aayi.. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

[deepshi]

eeb baal manna paardo ek duusrey k:eek::D
jaawan sey hamm:D
kahi thi na mann--hamney te tham raazi chahiye--seekh lyo na maadi;):p:pbahi je tanne darr lagge hai to apni doti tha urr gaam keni ho le main to pakka besharm hu :D bahiyan ki bejtti naa hoya kare hai bhaana dhore :)

o ghana ND manna paake.. chupchala likad le hade tei .. kitte bhaja bhi na thawega bata di ha tere tei kaddi baad mein sir ho ke akela chhhoddd ke bhaaj ge sare manne..:p yo trimurti ho ri hai hade samjh mein aayi.. [/quote]

[sunitahooda]

Tu tai bina logadd bi paattan nai ho rya sai....Remeber that thread"HOW TO DECREASE WEIGHT":D:p manne ke bera tu nirra foohi ka bann rya sai....hum tai tanne maanas samjh rey the:p:pjab main ke guddaa hu ke logad bare hi jaoge kade te patunga :D:D

[vivekdh]

hahahahahahahahahah
jab padai likhai te ke sharm aa jaa hai, main to jab aaj tai kitaban te hi sharmaya hu :D

Deeps/Seema likadd lyo aade tai hum tai iss nai padha-likha samjh kai batlaagey itna sa bi:p;)[/quote]

[sunitahooda]

Ohhh...ye ladd paddey ke:D:Deeb baal manna paardo ek duusrey k:eek::D
jaawan sey hamm:D
kahi thi na mann--hamney te tham raazi chahiye--seekh lyo na maadi;):p:p[/QUOTE]

[vivekdh]

km to aap bhi roj ke kai naap do ho apki kitni likad li foohii ,mere to aap jisa ne pnt marr marr bhar di waahe kadan ki kosis karu tha :D


Tu tai bina logadd bi paattan nai ho rya sai....Remeber that thread"HOW TO DECREASE WEIGHT":D:p manne ke bera tu nirra foohi ka bann rya sai....hum tai tanne maanas samjh rey the:p:p

[deepshi]

issi harkatt si te laagey sey kimm...:p
hahahahahahaah
chaalo hey chhoriyon...apna kaam sangwaawein:D:DOhhh...ye ladd laddey ke:D:D[/quote]

[sunitahooda]

Padh-likh kai sharam nahi AKAL aa jaya kare akk kitt sharmana sai :p;)hahahahahahahahahah
jab padai likhai te ke sharm aa jaa hai, main to jab aaj tai kitaban te hi sharmaya hu :D

[/QUOTE]

[vivekdh]

fer to dang ki kitab to apne bhi naa pad rakhi :D:D


Padh-likh sharam nahi AKAL aa jaya kare akk kitt sharmana sai :p;)[/quote]

[sunitahooda]

Dhang ki padhi thi...jibbey tai tu itni khillari kar rya sai:p:) arr manne bera sai akk kitt sharmana sai....arr ibbe-ibb manne sharam aayi...tanne tai aave na:):ofer to dang ki kitab to apne bhi naa pad rakhi :D:D


[/QUOTE]

[ram6april]

fer to dang ki kitab to apne bhi naa pad rakhi :D:D


[/quote]



theek kave sai Vivek tu........... arr baat sunn dattyaa rahiye darnaa nahi sai... naa bhajnaa sai........

[deepshi]

makaa aawaan k ultey---;)
akk karaan apney kaam:D
hahahahah

[sunitahooda]

Saari thread off-topic:D:p inn chhoryan nai bahana chahiye bematlab ki baat karan ka:D:pmakaa aawaan k ultey---;)
akk karaan apney kaam:D
hahahahah

[vivekdh]

hahahahahaha

puchho to iss daal ho janu to tope leke badoge

ker lo apna kaam ke dhra hai inn baatan me ke kaam aavengi ye :D:D


makaa aawaan k ultey---;)
akk karaan apney kaam:D
hahahahah

[VPannu]

MIDnight I logged in and saw jatland.com and thought what the hell happened to my thread.
Kahan ki koon kah sai...tu bass sunn ley....
hahahahaha. ke khaa raakhya se Shunta ji aaj aapne:confused:. eeb ke katti e ghetti mein gutthaa dyoge iske:eek:, isne bhi te bollan dyo:D

[ram6april]

makaa aawaan k ultey---;)
akk karaan apney kaam:D
hahahahah


nu karo ekbe aaye jao.......... tamm te daraan laagey aade ......... nu konyaa kaam chaale... arr main te darniyaa nahi......... aauraa ne bhi boolaa laayiye..........

[vivekdh]

hahahahahahaha sahi hai

adde main to ekla matha fodu tha apna :D:D


Saari thread off-topic:D:p inn chhoryan nai bahana chahiye bematlab ki baat karan ka:D:p

[sunitahooda]

Vivek maddak sa dattya reh...ibb tai Pannu bi kood liya sai khaddey(akhadda) mai;):Dhahahahahahaha sahi hai

adde main to ekla matha fodu tha apna :D:D

hahahahaha. ke khaa raakhya se Shunta ji aaj aapne:confused:. eeb ke katti e ghetti mein gutthaa dyoge iske:eek:, isne bhi te bollan dyo:D

[deepshi]

sahii khwey se eey
eeb kaanchi chaalegi--koyese Moderator ka dhyaan na gayaa sey eebey laagey--kittey orr e badd rey sain!:p
Thread ka te mathh maar e diya:D:D:D
hahaSaari thread off-topic:D:p inn chhoryan nai bahana chahiye bematlab ki baat karan ka:D:p

[sunitahooda]

Mai challu kimme New Joinees nyu lakhawein sain akk Madumm bohot hansmukh...nyu na bera akk LOgadd ke guddey gail matha foddu su:D:psahii khwey se eey
eeb kaanchi chaalegi--koyese Moderator ka dhyaan na gayaa sey eebey laagey--kittey orr e badd rey sain!:p
Thread ka te mathh maar e diya:D:D:D
haha

[VPannu]

Vivek maddak sa dattya reh...ibb tai Pannu bi kood liya sai khaddey(akhadda) mai;):D
hahahaha, main te non playing captain su;) ar non depressed bhi:)
aaj le lyo labadd dhakke is taage ne. dekhi jaagi:D

[deepshi]

hahahahaha
kammenni maarey tanney:D
arr mann bi ye gharran nuu sochhen sein kimm prett chadd gya
muu daab daab haasu:D:D
chaalo rrey baalkon... :DMai challu kimme New JOInees nyu lakhawein sain akk Madumm bohot hansmukh...nyu na bera akk LOgadd ke guddey gail matha foddu su:D:p

[vivekdh]

aaja bhai ram welcome to "chora chori fight club"

nu karo ekbe aaye jao.......... tamm te daraan laagey aade ......... nu konyaa kaam chaale... arr main te darniyaa nahi......... aauraa ne bhi boolaa laayiye..........

[sunitahooda]

Pannu tu kiska bahkaya aaya sai...himaat lenn:D;) yo tai kimme batti nahi boll gya auraan tai....ROHTAK word ki sharam kar-ri su;):phahahahaha. ke khaa raakhya se Shunta ji aaj aapne:confused:. eeb ke katti e ghetti mein gutthaa dyoge iske:eek:, isne bhi te bollan dyo:D

[sunitahooda]

Kyu mahri heeni karari sai tu....itni door bi tu humnai muh daab-daab kai hansann tayi bheji thi ke???? Tum moladd to Dhattaey mai hi hans sako so....killkiiiiiiiiiiii:phahahahaha
kammenni maarey tanney:D
arr mann bi ye gharran nuu sochhen sein kimm prett chadd gya
muu daab daab haasu:D:D
chaalo rrey baalkon... :D

[deepshi]

naa hey
main kimm ruus rhi thi intey:D:rolleyes::D
arrr ye match dekhein they-te main serious honn ka paryatan kar ri thi-arr muu sa banaa ri thi:p
ar fer chaanchakk daant paardo te issa e ho jya sey-hahaha
jyaan maari,,,na te hassan ki te k baat!!!:D:DKyu mahri heeni karari sai tu....itni door bi tu humnai muh daab-daab kai hansann tayi bheji thi ke???? Tum moladd to Dhattaey mai hi hans sako so....killkiiiiiiiiiiii:p

[ssindhu]

theek kave sai Vivek tu........... arr baat sunn dattyaa rahiye darnaa nahi sai... naa bhajnaa sai........[/QUOTE]
hmm ibb iske lattey tarwa de tu...aap bhaj khada hueye fer

[sunitahooda]

Yo inntey koon sai ibb:p;)acha tere WOHhhhhhhhh....maachni likaddi tu bi jammanaa hey
main kimm ruus rhi thi intey:D:rolleyes::D
arrr ye match dekhein they-te main serious honn ka paryatan kar ri thi-arr muu sa banaa ri thi:p
ar fer chaanchakk daant paardo te issa e ho jya sey-hahaha
jyaan maari,,,na te hassan ki te k baat!!!:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Ibb ke katiye naas karogey iss thread ka:p;)madda-motta tai kimme rahan dyo iss mai batlaan joga:Dnu karo ekbe aaye jao.......... tamm te daraan laagey aade ......... nu konyaa kaam chaale... arr main te darniyaa nahi......... aauraa ne bhi boolaa laayiye..........

[ram6april]

Ibb ke katiye naas karogey iss thread ka:p;)madda-motta tai kimme rahan dyo iss mai batlaan joga:D


hahahahaha naaasss te kar diyaa......... aur iste faaltu ke karoge......... sabte ghana naasss te aapne karyaa sai......

[sunitahooda]

Ramme naas nai koon rokk sake sai...ibb honne laag rya sai tai 100 post kar dyo:Dhahahahaha naaasss te kar diyaa......... aur iste faaltu ke karoge......... sabte ghana naasss te aapne karyaa sai......

[ram6april]

Ramme naas nai koon rokk sake sai...ibb honne laag rya sai tai 100 post kar dyo:D


hahahaha
aaye theek kave sai...... bebe nu hovegaa te honn dyo........ nyu kahyiaa karein jitt pyaar hove sai udde ee meethi ladaaii hove sai.........yaa te meethi meethi ladaaii sai.....

[devdahiya]

hahahaha
aaye theek kave sai...... bebe nu hovegaa te honn dyo........ nyu kahyiaa karein jitt pyaar hove sai udde ee meethi ladaaii hove sai.........yaa te meethi meethi ladaaii sai.....



Arre ow habbsi se......kyun oodhh kar rhya se....pehlyan tei yu kaala tent urff kott taar ...issa laggei se jannu mheinsyan nei kattal karran ja sei...hey-2....dekhua e na?

[ram6april]

Arre ow habbsi se......kyun oodhh kar rhya se....pehlyan tei yu kaala tent urff kott taar ...issa laggei se jannu mheinsyan nei kattal karran ja sei...hey-2....dekhua e na?











hahahahahah............ theek keh sai tu....... jiss dinn tu yaa MIC chhodegaa jib taaroonga main yo tent............ arr tanne ibb taii dekhyaa naa soo

[ritu]

ye sirf ek sach hai ya aapbiti ???ab itna jor deke kah rahe ho to hum bhi maan hi lete hai.narrii jhoot hai yaa to chori urr 1 chore ke karan dhukhi ho jaa maan hi nahi sakta main to kam se kam 5-6 chore chahiye 1 chori ne dhukhi karan tai.:D:D:D urr 5-6 choran ne 1 chori bahut dhukhi karan tai.:D:D

[shailendra]

...Gotta tell you- If all these our 'boys' in blue loose one more match in the ongoing twenty20; hell, I would be quite hard pressed to not depress the 'depressed' button! :rolleyes:

[pnauhwar21]

...Gotta tell you- If all these our 'boys' in blue loose one more match in the ongoing twenty20; hell, I would be quite hard pressed to not depress the 'depressed' button! :rolleyes:

that time we would be angry not depressed !!

[deepshi]

tadkii uuthtey e 2 post chhod diye!;):DRamme naas nai koon rokk sake sai...ibb honne laag rya sai tai 100 post kar dyo:D

[deepshi]

parr galat terminal pe!:eek:
20-20 wwaley pe jaao:D...Gotta tell you- If all these our 'boys' in blue loose one more match in the ongoing twenty20; hell, I would be quite hard pressed to not depress the 'depressed' button! :rolleyes:

[shailendra]

that time we would be angry not depressed !!

Na Bhaiyee re, 'angry' hue paache bhi kae hoga!?!... phaer to TV kae saamne post-match ceremony dakhe paache, remote haat mein aer chehere pae ladoo sa (read 'depression') liye baithe raho.... heh! heh! :D

[poonam]

Wow!! 101 posts....wah wah..Prashant tumhari post to hit ho gaya...heheh:D

[pnauhwar21]

Wow!! 101 posts....wah wah..Prashant tumhari post to hit ho gaya...heheh:D

I hope our 'Men in Blue' score runs at the same rate so that Shailendra bhai doesn't feel depressed and keep the sanctity of this thread :)

[shailendra]

Ha! Ha! Amen to that, Prashant!!!!!!.....:D:D:D

[raj_rathee]

Ab yaha 'woman' ka kya kaam tha :confused: !

I dont understand if woman is not better than even beer, then why cant men live without them !:rolleyes:

Jib beer saapud ja jib ke karan????? :eek:

Vaise beer te pehalyan jib hum senses mein hon saen we can live without them, par jib beer paache "non-sense" :D ho jaan saen...we can't live without them.

[bamelrajni]

Despite all the EXTREME HAPPINESS the ONLY SNAG is that you need A WOMEN to make you realize THAT YOU ARE A MAN....even to bring to you this WORLD OF HAPPINESS:) Oh SUCH A HAPPY-HAPPIER-HAPPIEST PERSON they are;)Interesting thread..Hey sunita..good..these guys always need a women to make them realize that they are man...I can see that there are some comments on women..but how you guys can forget that you have no identity without women..even all words who shows your existence are derived from women..Even the word MAN(which make you proudy)are derived from women..
And Here are some words..
MAN is derived from WOMEN,
He is derived from SHE
MR. is derived from MRs
LAD is derived from LADIES
MISTER is derived from MISTRESS
ADAM is derived from MADAM
HOST is derived from HOSTESS
MALE is derived from FEMALE ....so on the list is unending
So Guys.. No need to proud….. A women is safeguarding you even in your own word.......
To batao kaun sa aisa word hai tumse related jisme tumhari apni identity hai..to bhi proud kis baat ka...
Rajni Bamel

[dkumars]

To batao kaun sa aisa word hai tumse related jisme tumhari apni identity hai..to bhi proud kis baat ka...
Rajni Bamel




I know one .... Bride from Bridegroom ;):p:D

[sunitahooda]

Devendra....BRIDE janu pehle nahi sai iss word mai jai GROOMBRIDE hota tai kimme baat bann jati;):DI know one .... Bride from Bridegroom ;):p:D

[dkumars]

Devendra....BRIDE janu pehle nahi sai iss word mai jai GROOMBRIDE hota tai kimme baat bann jati;):D


Par likda tai Bridegroom thei se na ???

[dkumars]

Devendra....BRIDE janu pehle nahi sai iss word mai jai GROOMBRIDE hota tai kimme baat bann jati;):D


Bride is a subset of Bridegroom...

what abt Mister form Mistress ... even woh toh nikala bhi bahi hai ???

[sunitahooda]

Yup...groom is derived from BRIDEGROOM same as other words Ms.Rajni mentioned:)Par likda tai Bridegroom thei se na ???

[dkumars]

Devendra....BRIDE janu pehle nahi sai iss word mai jai GROOMBRIDE hota tai kimme baat bann jati;):D


Yaah tei mhara badhappan hai ki Bride aagei shuru mein bithadi

[dkumars]

Yup...groom is derived from BRIDEGROOM same as other words Ms.Rajni mentioned:)


I feel u r right ... i was wrong... bad logic :(

[vivekdh]

ladies first kaa nara bhi to mardon ne hi diya hai naa takii unhe bura naa lage :D


Devendra....BRIDE janu pehle nahi sai iss word mai jai GROOMBRIDE hota tai kimme baat bann jati;):D

[vivekdh]

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ; Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP .

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD ; Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIPand invented LOVE; Woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVETRIANGLES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY ; Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING .

That's it!!!
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women are still STUCK with shopping!!!

[msingh]

maine iss thread maine waari pahuchai.......merre tee haase beger datta nahin gaya vivek ,,iss kaa ek example tee tham Jatland pee bhi dekh sakko soonarrii jhoot hai yaa to chori urr 1 chore ke karan dhukhi ho jaa maan hi nahi sakta main to kam se kam 5-6 chore chahiye 1 chori ne dhukhi karan tai.:D:D:D urr 5-6 choran ne 1 chori bahut dhukhi karan tai.:D:D

[devdahiya]

Depress na honggi tei ke hoga:

Uss ka suutt merre tein badhhiya kyun se?
Wa merre tein lambbi kyun se?
Wa batti gorri kyun se?
Dekh kyukkar deeddey paad-2 dekhkhei se?
Wa tei mannass khhanni se?
Wa tei khhappar bharnni sei?
Dekh kissi haanddei singgari-shyanggri...char balkkan ki maa se ya?
Tu tei bisstar mein paddya-2 ye beeddi suttkein jaiye?
Ballkan ka bi dhhyan se akk nahin?
Mein te taddke tein saanjhh tahin khappun suun iss ghar mein.

Mattbal yo se akk ye na sudhhrein.......Humney ke sei....Laaggi raho!

[ritu]

ke baat bhai aap te purre janania ke dil ki baat jaano so laage se kafi wakt bita rakha se aapne bachpan me kaki taia ke chatar chaaya me.Depress na honggi tei ke hoga:

Uss ka suutt merre tein badhhiya kyun se?
Wa merre tein lambbi kyun se?
Wa batti gorri kyun se?
Dekh kyukkar deeddey paad-2 dekhkhei se?
Wa tei mannass khhanni se?
Wa tei khhappar bharnni sei?
Dekh kissi haanddei singgari-shyanggri...char balkkan ki maa se ya?
Tu tei bisstar mein paddya-2 ye beeddi suttkein jaiye?
Ballkan ka bi dhhyan se akk nahin?
Mein te taddke tein saanjhh tahin khappun suun iss ghar mein.

Mattbal yo se akk ye na sudhhrein.......Humney ke sei....Laaggi raho!

[devdahiya]

ke baat bhai aap te purre janania ke dil ki baat jaano so laage se kafi wakt bita rakha se aapne bachpan me kaki taia ke chatar chaaya me.



HUMMBEY...nyu ki nyun se bebey.

[vivekdh]

iss tagge me to ulta ho raha tha main ekla kai chori dhukhi ker raha tha :D

maine iss thread maine waari pahuchai.......merre tee haase beger datta nahin gaya vivek ,,iss kaa ek example tee tham Jatland pee bhi dekh sakko soo

[sunitahooda]

Ibb tu kyu kisey nai DEPRESS kare sai chorey:)hum dukhi sain akk tu sukhi....Raaji tai laagein sain na? kuchh logan nai tai HUMOR samjhnaye na aata....ke kar sakein sain?iss tagge me to ulta ho raha tha main ekla kai chori dhukhi ker raha tha :D

[sunitahooda]

Well Dev this was "THE WORD" evolved to give courage to "MANKIND"never to be depressed:) Always be happy n Cheerful;) Bride is a subset of Bridegroom...

what abt Mister form Mistress ... even woh toh nikala bhi bahi hai ???