friend or boyfriend ????

[vivekdh]

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:



% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).


% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.
Shekhar this is Rahul,
he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.




% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone

[ssindhu]

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:



% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).


% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.
Shekhar this is Rahul,
he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.




% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone
bt thn shekhar is also a guy. lol

[vivekdh]

last to shekhar ke liye hi hai naa usse kya kehna wo kehte hain naa ki marre hue ko kya marna :D


bt thn shekhar is also a guy. lol

[ssindhu]

last to shekhar ke liye hi hai naa usse kya kehna wo kehte hain naa ki marre hue ko kya marna :D
jab bhai ladki bhi tu oose hi milli hai na. no pains no gains. lol

[VPannu]

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes?
Kasuuti study kar rhya hai tu bhi:D.
Well, the crux of the story is : Dont become Rahul and let Shilpa play with your emotions, instead be Shekhar if you can.:rolleyes:

[neels]

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.


% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone


Intersting....:);):D

Wat about when the story is reversed....Friend OR Girlfriend....???

[ssindhu]

Intersting....:);):D

Wat about when the story is reversed....Friend OR Girlfriend....???
no need to reverse buddy. they make things clear frm d begining--even if u r a gf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice

oh dnt gimme tht crap, i believe in no strings attached...lol

[sunitahooda]

Vivek saara tai padhya na ja...chutti ka tame ho gya PAR TU KALLI manna maaniye meri poori sahanubhooti tere gail sai...aakhir ROHTAK ka sai tu:p;)

[devdahiya]

Vivek saara tai padhya na ja...chutti ka tame ho gya PAR TU KALLI manna maaniye meri poori sahanubhooti tere gail sai...aakhir ROHTAK ka sai tu:p;)



Bebey tu te yo SAHANUBHUTI aala SEHEDD chtta ke chalti bani iss BIBEKKE nei...arr ibb yo kronthh baddalta reh ga saari raat..........TU TEI RAHUL theek se berri...hey-2.

[neels]

no need to reverse buddy. they make things clear frm d begining--even if u r a gf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice

oh dnt gimme tht crap, i believe in no strings attached...lol

Eggjactely....!!! :):D:p

[dkumars]

no need to reverse buddy. they make things clear frm d begining--even if u r a gf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice

oh dnt gimme tht crap, i believe in no strings attached...lol


Big misconception

"even if u r a bf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice" -->> Gals fav dialog

[ssindhu]

Big misconception

"even if u r a bf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice" -->> Gals fav dialog
aisa lagta hai ye misconception appne mis-conception bana diya...chill out bidu. tension kayeko leta hai. everybody knows whos pet it is

[vivekdh]

sunita ji aaj pad liyo yu kon saa DD1 pe aa raha tha ke dubara naa dikhe,
sahanubhooti ne to apni gail hi rakho :D meri gail to ghar aale koi suthre naam aali ker hi denge kade naa kade :D:p


Vivek saara tai padhya na ja...chutti ka tame ho gya PAR TU KALLI manna maaniye meri poori sahanubhooti tere gail sai...aakhir ROHTAK ka sai tu:p;)

[sunitahooda]

Chhorey tanne TOKK laayi hogi jaruru....mai apney DARAJJ ki chabbi bhool aayi....aaj datt ley tu 2 bajje tayi aade issi-tissi karani sain JL pai;):p Tere oonchey padh kai bohot aachya laagya akk TANNE SIRAF SUTHREY "NAAM AALI" CHAHIYE SUTHRI SHAKAL AALI MAI TU INTERESTED KONYA:D:p:D:psunita ji aaj pad liyo yu kon saa DD1 pe aa raha tha ke dubara naa dikhe,
sahanubhooti ne to apni gail hi rakho :D meri gail to ghar aale koi suthre naam aali ker hi denge kade naa kade :D:p

[sunitahooda]

bEBE AAKHIR SAB DHAAL KA g** KHA KAI BUDHA-BHUDHI bi tai raaji karney ho sain....akk hum kitney AAGYAKAARI SUPUTRA SAIN:o no need to reverse buddy. they make things clear frm d begining--even if u r a gf, i will marry only 2 mum dad's choice
oh dnt gimme tht crap, i believe in no strings attached...lol

[vivekdh]

sunita ji suthri shakal kaa ke karna hai manne to saaf suthre naam aali (gannni uut naa ho jo ) 2 baje tai kyon sara din issi tissi karao main bhi geilan hi hu :D urr main to darajj ji chabee bhi le raha hu :D

Chhorey tanne TOKK laayi hogi jaruru....mai apney DARAJJ ki chabbi bhool aayi....aaj datt ley tu 2 bajje tayi aade issi-tissi karani sain JL pai;):p Tere oonchey padh kai bohot aachya laagya akk TANNE SIRAF SUTHREY "NAAM AALI" CHAHIYE SUTHRI SHAKAL AALI MAI TU INTERESTED KONYA:D:p:D:p

[ssindhu]

bEBE AAKHIR SAB DHAAL KA g** KHA KAI BUDHA-BHUDHI bi tai raaji karney ho sain....akk hum kitney AAGYAKAARI SUPUTRA SAIN:o
saachi jiji manne yo case bahut dekhya hai loga gal...height of hypocracy hai

[vivekdh]

duniaya me gane daal ke log hai sare dekhne chahiye urr fer bhudda bhuddi rajji naa hoye to ke fayda hai :D:D

bEBE AAKHIR SAB DHAAL KA g** KHA KAI BUDHA-BHUDHI bi tai raaji karney ho sain....akk hum kitney AAGYAKAARI SUPUTRA SAIN:o

[vivekdh]

chaori gani kara kare hain ye kaam ki "mere papa rajji nahi hain issliye unki marji se shaddi hogi meri to ":)


saachi jiji manne yo case bahut dekhya hai loga gal...height of hypocracy hai

[sunitahooda]

Oh...Vivek...what have you got yourself INTO????:o:p:o:pRohtakkiyan ka naam dabboo diya jamma:DGirls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

% Best Friend %[/B][/SIZE][/B]
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

% Best of the Bestest Friends %[/B][/SIZE][/B]
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.
VIVEK is now heart broken and wrist broken.




% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone

[sunitahooda]

Fer tu pakka KAAMCHOR sai:p;)tera kuch na ho sakta....:Dsunita ji suthri shakal kaa ke karna hai manne to saaf suthre naam aali (gannni uut naa ho jo ) 2 baje tai kyon sara din issi tissi karao main bhi geilan hi hu :D urr main to darajj ji chabee bhi le raha hu :D

[sunitahooda]

Mere PAPA kimme na keh....kimme ho tai batayiye....Mere naam ka matlab bi suthra sai....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;):pchaori gani kara kare hain ye kaam ki "mere papa rajji nahi hain issliye unki marji se shaddi hogi meri to ":)

[vivekdh]

yo ke ker diya apne :)
rohtakkiyan kaa naam to apne dabbo diya main to sidha jau tha dakka diya nahar me to dubbuenga:D

wo jit vivek likh diya naa apne wo rahul hai punjabiyan kaa chora hai :)


Oh...Vivek...what have you got yourself INTO????:o:p:o:pRohtakkiyan ka naam dabboo diya jamma:D

[sunitahooda]

Par karam futtgey uss aan aali ke...chahe naam suthra ho chahe kaam suthra hoduniaya me gane daal ke log hai sare dekhne chahiye urr fer bhudda bhuddi rajji naa hoye to ke fayda hai :D:D

[vivekdh]

rohtak aale to chore hoke kamchori karan kare hain apki dhall nahi ke bahane marte ho ki daraaj ki chabbe bhul gai batao darraj me ke computer dharr rakha hai apka :D:D


Fer tu pakka KAAMCHOR sai:p;)tera kuch na ho sakta....:D

[sunitahooda]

Just started to learn How to Manipulate things:)naam tai badlya sai....hhahahahahahayo ke ker diya apne :)
rohtakkiyan kaa naam to apne dabbo diya main to sidha jau tha dakka diya nahar me to dubbuenga:D

wo jit vivek likh diya naa apne wo rahul hai punjabiyan kaa chora hai :)

[vivekdh]

jab manne ke apni kahi hai yaa baat meri aali to aake meri kismat khol degi urr main uski :D:D


Par karam futtgey uss aan aali ke...chahe naam suthra ho chahe kaam suthra ho

[sunitahooda]

Uff....Vivek....you're lagging soooo behind....darajj maein files/joining forms etc.etc rakhtey hain....manne na bera tha tere office mai computer daraaj mai dharyan karein....arr tum chugardey nai ghum kai feel karya karo akk hum computer literate sain;)/rohtak aale to chore hoke kamchori karan kare hain apki dhall nahi ke bahane marte ho ki daraaj ki chabbe bhul gai batao darraj me ke computer dharr rakha hai apka :D:D

[vivekdh]

hum to ji daraaj me kappi pen pancil urr headphone urr 1-2 doc dharra kare hai baki to sab computer me ho hai naa app HR ho ke kitte?:D


Uff....Vivek....you're lagging soooo behind....darajj maein files/joining forms etc.etc rakhtey hain....manne na bera tha tere office mai computer daraaj mai dharyan karein....arr tum chugardey nai ghum kai feel karya karo akk hum computer literate sain;)/

[sunitahooda]

Ibb taayi kaapi-pen pencil kai chipatt rya sai:phum to ji daraaj me kappi pen pancil urr headphone urr 1-2 doc dharra kare hai baki to sab computer me ho hai naa app HR ho ke kitte?:D

[vivekdh]

kapi pen pencil ke naa chiptu to pisse kun dega aap te form bervake logaan pe pisse le lo ho urr fer mare kapi pen ke mehnat te banaye mobile pe batte fodo ho :)

Ibb taayi kaapi-pen pencil kai chipatt rya sai:p

[rathee.sandeep]

sunitaji shanubhuti mere te de dyo je yo ganna bole se te

[sunitahooda]

Tere gail tai shuru taiye sai MERI SAHANUBHOOTI:D bhool gya ke:psunitaji shanubhuti mere te de dyo je yo ganna bole se te

[vivekdh]

apki SAHANUBHOOTI hai yaa pilurri le hai gel gel ho le hai sabke :D:p


Tere gail tai shuru taiye sai MERI SAHANUBHOOTI:D bhool gya ke:p

[sunitahooda]

Meri iss pilluri nai mere tai batti Maansaan ki pichhan sai:D:p arr sabke gail jamma konya...ESHPECIAL maansan gail ONLYapki SAHANUBHOOTI hai yaa pilurri le hai gel gel ho le hai sabke :D:p

[VPannu]

sunitaji shanubhuti mere te de dyo je yo ganna bole se te
Kyu bhai??? tere ke golllaaa laag rya se ak tanne suhaanubhuti ki jaruurat aan padi:confused:. tanne main dyungaa suhaanubhuti kasaayi datt jyaa tu:p:D

[rathee.sandeep]

Kyu bhai??? tere ke golllaaa laag rya se ak tanne suhaanubhuti ki jaruurat aan padi:confused:. tanne main dyungaa suhaanubhuti kasaayi datt jyaa tu:p:D
tere dhore se ke aaj kaal shanubhuti
hm un e suntia ji ki jeeee hazuri karn laag rhe se
vivek is dhore se re
kad devega re

[prashantacmet]

can smbody elaborate the distiction concealed in this statement. i have heard it several times in movies
"he/she is not my boyfriend/girlfriend, just friend"
Please calm down my curiosity and accept my gratitude in advance....

[vivekdh]

bahi suru me yahi to post kiya hai ki pehchan test for frnd or Bfrend
ladke ki har ladki galfrnd hoti hai :D
ladki ka har ladka frnd hota hai :D


can smbody elaborate the distiction concealed in this statement. i have heard it several times in movies
"he/she is not my boyfriend/girlfriend, just friend"
Please calm down my curiosity and accept my gratitude in advance....

[sunitahooda]

Jibbey to aaj ke laddkey bharossey laayak na rahe....tabhi ladki ka har ladka FRIEND hota hai....BF bera na kad bhaajj khadda ho....arr ek aur patey ki baat bataun Ladki to Maa mein bhi FRIEND dhoondh leti hai Baap arr BHAI mein bhi...ye chhorey sain jinkai chharmarrat laagi reh GF ki naam ki:D;)bahi suru me yahi to post kiya hai ki pehchan test for frnd or Bfrend
ladke ki har ladki galfrnd hoti hai :D
ladki ka har ladka frnd hota hai :D

[prashantacmet]

bahi suru me yahi to post kiya hai ki pehchan test for frnd or Bfrend
ladke ki har ladki galfrnd hoti hai :D
ladki ka har ladka frnd hota hai :D

Nice description......... Thank you bhai..

[vivekdh]

chori brosa naa karee khud pe bhi yahi to rona hai agar visvas kare urr shaq naa kare to chora bechara kyo baje dhuki hoke :D

Jibbey to aaj ke laddkey bharossey laayak na rahe....tabhi ladki ka har ladka FRIEND hota hai....BF bera na kad bhaajj khadda ho....arr ek aur patey ki baat bataun Ladki to Maa mein bhi FRIEND dhoondh leti hai Baap arr BHAI mein bhi...ye chhorey sain jinkai chharmarrat laagi reh GF ki naam ki:D;)

[prashantacmet]

chori brosa naa karee khud pe bhi yahi to rona hai agar visvas kare urr shaq naa kare to chora bechara kyo baje dhuki hoke :D

bhai saahab main aapko thank you to kah gya..par main to fer ke tai soch main huin...............aap to ghane experience aalle lagge iss maamle main..ek baat hor bata dyo fer........yeh ladkiya frnd/lover/husband ko kaisse distinct karti hai..jab ye sab ladko ko frnd (excluding blood relations, gotra factor) maanti hai.......aap hi batayo bas..hor koi juwaab ni degga..........:p.

[vivekdh]

bhai mere hisab se frnd to tu samaj hi gaya hoga ki kon hote hain ye wohi log hote hain jo kisi ladki ke chote kaamo me madad ker dete hain yaa jab usse jarorat ho tab rone ke liye kanda de dete hain kai baar inn logo ko galatfahmi bhi hoti hai ki ladki inki sarri baaten samjti hai or manti hai chahe wo uske BF ke khilaf hi kyu naa ho

Lover- ye 1 aisa insaan hota hai jo aksar collg me milta hai jiske looks acche hote hain yaa wo samajdaar logo me se 1 hota hai sports me bhi accha hota hai.or fir LOVE (ladki) se milne ke liye dosto ko bahna bana deta hai ki usse kaam hai wo unke sath beer pine nahi jaa sakta.ladki ke hisab se saccha lover wo hai jo uski kisi frend se hans ke baat naa kare.din me 10-15 baar ladki russ jaye or wo usse manaye bina ye janne ki uski galti kya hai.

Husband- isse aksar ghar wale chunte hain ladki ke liye most of the times ye lover se alag insaan hota hai kai baar galti se lover bhi husband ban sakta hai.isme kai khubiya honi jaroori hain.
*looks jayda matter nahi kerte
*salary acchi honi chaiye ladki se 2guna ho to bahut accha hai
*kam bolne wala seriuos saa banda hona chahiye (thoda majak kerna bhi janta ho khabi khabi)
*uska future accha hona chaiye matlab aane wale samay me uske pass or bhi paisa ho takki future secure rahe Lover pe ye rule lagu nahi hota


bhai ye mere vichar hain kisi ko acche na lagge ho to maafi :D

bhai saahab main aapko thank you to kah gya..par main to fer ke tai soch main huin...............aap to ghane experience aalle lagge iss maamle main..ek baat hor bata dyo fer........yeh ladkiya frnd/lover/husband ko kaisse distinct karti hai..jab ye sab ladko ko frnd (excluding blood relations, gotra factor) maanti hai.......aap hi batayo bas..hor koi juwaab ni degga..........:p.

[vivekdh]

kisi mehan aatma ne ENGLISH me sikha tha

What is ABCDEFG ?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
But what is GFEDCBA the opposite-
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches New Boy Again .:)

[rathee.sandeep]

kisi mehan aatma ne ENGLISH me sikha tha

What is ABCDEFG ?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
But what is GFEDCBA the opposite-
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches New Boy Again .:)
pehla kyu naa bataayi yaa baat
eeb te lutt liyaa main

[sunitahooda]

nursery jamaat ki RYHMES par na jao
Apni akal lagao( jai ho tai- arr na ho tai kyah ka rona sai...unn bi luttey-pittey barabarr so:D)pehla kyu naa bataayi yaa baat
eeb te lutt liyaa main

[ssindhu]

kisi mehan aatma ne ENGLISH me sikha tha

What is ABCDEFG ?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
But what is GFEDCBA the opposite-
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches New Boy Again .:)
kahe te ke ho hai viv. reality te tu bhi jaane hai bhai ek kun karya kare change frequently boys or girls. baat banavan te sachchai thodi badal jaagi

[vivekdh]

ss ji manne to chori hi dekhi hain BF badalti urr main to rajji hu nuhi badalti rahe to kade to apna no. bhi avvega line me :D:D


kahe te ke ho hai viv. reality te tu bhi jaane hai bhai ek kun karya kare change frequently boys or girls. baat banavan te sachchai thodi badal jaagi

[sunitahooda]

Jo cheej badalan ki hogi wohe tai badli jaagi....hahahaha:p;) arr tere paachey koye aur? Change mai tu kimme ghana raaji reh sai....fer baat kare budha-budhi nai raaji karan ki....kisey k chakkar mai mattna padde...fer wey dahun raaji;)ss ji manne to chori hi dekhi hain BF badalti urr main to rajji hu nuhi badalti rahe to kade to apna no. bhi avvega line me :D:D

[Maniisha]

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes?


Its not mystery about Girl or her emotions but you should have that bone of understanding within u which many of the boys dont have and always blame the girls for everything.I have seen several cases where this cases have happened with girls where the roles mentioned here about the shilpa and Rahul reverses then in that case what you will tell boys are mystery or mean? or always girls are mystery?:D:p:p

[prashantacmet]

bhai mere hisab se frnd to tu samaj hi gaya hoga ki kon hote hain ye wohi log hote hain jo kisi ladki ke chote kaamo me madad ker dete hain yaa jab usse jarorat ho tab rone ke liye kanda de dete hain kai baar inn logo ko galatfahmi bhi hoti hai ki ladki inki sarri baaten samjti hai or manti hai chahe wo uske BF ke khilaf hi kyu naa ho

Lover- ye 1 aisa insaan hota hai jo aksar collg me milta hai jiske looks acche hote hain yaa wo samajdaar logo me se 1 hota hai sports me bhi accha hota hai.or fir LOVE (ladki) se milne ke liye dosto ko bahna bana deta hai ki usse kaam hai wo unke sath beer pine nahi jaa sakta.ladki ke hisab se saccha lover wo hai jo uski kisi frend se hans ke baat naa kare.din me 10-15 baar ladki russ jaye or wo usse manaye bina ye janne ki uski galti kya hai.

Husband- isse aksar ghar wale chunte hain ladki ke liye most of the times ye lover se alag insaan hota hai kai baar galti se lover bhi husband ban sakta hai.isme kai khubiya honi jaroori hain.
*looks jayda matter nahi kerte
*salary acchi honi chaiye ladki se 2guna ho to bahut accha hai
*kam bolne wala seriuos saa banda hona chahiye (thoda majak kerna bhi janta ho khabi khabi)
*uska future accha hona chaiye matlab aane wale samay me uske pass or bhi paisa ho takki future secure rahe Lover pe ye rule lagu nahi hota


bhai ye mere vichar hain kisi ko acche na lagge ho to maafi :D

Bhai saahab....eibb main katai simjh gya...........merre nayan-chaksu kholne ke liye saadar dhayawaad....................:):):)

[rathee.sandeep]

Bhai saahab....eibb main katai simjh gya...........merre nayan-chaksu kholne ke liye saadar dhayawaad....................:):):)
chalo kimme te seekha
par ve nayan chakshu naa hoya karre
gyaan chaksu hoya karre

[prashantacmet]

A recent survey conducted by "times group" reveals that girls more oftenly use their head instead of mind in comparison of boys.
So the myth that girls are more emotionally sensitive in comparison of boys doesn't last now........so boys, never go on crocodile tears..............;)

[prashantacmet]

chalo kimme te seekha
par ve nayan chakshu naa hoya karre
gyaan chaksu hoya karre

Bhai saahab aapka bhi dhanyaawaad correction ke liye........:):)

[ssindhu]

chalo kimme te seekha
par ve nayan chakshu naa hoya karre
gyaan chaksu hoya karre
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii. tu bhi chookeye manna

[vivekdh]

app to sentti ho gaye manisha ladke fir bhi khuli kitab hote hain ladkiyan wo kitab hain jo aaj tak koi nahi khol paya :D



Its not mystery about Girl or her emotions but you should have that bone of understanding within u which many of the boys dont have and always blame the girls for everything.I have seen several cases where this cases have happened with girls where the roles mentioned here about the shilpa and Rahul reverses then in that case what you will tell boys are mystery or mean? or always girls are mystery?:D:p:p

[rathee.sandeep]

app to sentti ho gaye manisha ladke fir bhi khuli kitab hote hain ladkiyan wo kitab hain jo aaj tak koi nahi khol paya :D
ladkiyaa kitaab naa hoti vivek
kaapi hove se,er jispe kuchh na likh raakhya
bs bhaind bhinddole maar raakhye se
er fer nyu expect karre se ek padd ke batao

[vivekdh]

bhai ladke mind nahi kerte crocodile tears ho yaa gadrri ke aansu

bahut accha gana likha hai kisi mahapurus ne

"PAL bhar ke liye koi hume pyar ker le jhootha hi sahi ":D:D



A recent survey conducted by "times group" reveals that girls more oftenly use their head instead of mind in comparison of boys.
So the myth that girls are more emotionally sensitive in comparison of boys doesn't last now........so boys, never go on crocodile tears..............;)

[vivekdh]

katti sahi keh hai rathee
kilkiiiiiiii @bhaind bhinddole maar raakhye se
humne apni likhi hui samaj naa aati bhaind bhinddole kit te aavenge :D:D


ladkiyaa kitaab naa hoti vivek
kaapi hove se,er jispe kuchh na likh raakhya
bs bhaind bhinddole maar raakhye se
er fer nyu expect karre se ek padd ke batao

[sunitahooda]

Ya tai tu ulti baat kar gya...mai thodi late hogi...tharey thore time na ho tai MYSTERY arr jab ho tai Khulli kitaab....wah bhi bina cover kiapp to sentti ho gaye manisha ladke fir bhi khuli kitab hote hain ladkiyan wo kitab hain jo aaj tak koi nahi khol paya :D

[deepakchoudhry]

This thread has made me think of college days, which seems a long time ago.:D

Anyway Keep it going.

[rathee.sandeep]

This thread has made me think of college days, which seems a long time ago.:D

Anyway Keep it going.
college me aapke bhi boyfrnd the ke
hahahahahahahahahahaha



bura mat manana yaar

[deepakchoudhry]

Ha Ha Ha...Kabhi nahin :D

[sunitahooda]

Ke karein Rathee? Takhti pottan ki suvidha hoti tai ya naubatt na aati....arr yo Vivek tai uss bhand-bhinddolley aali taayi bi line mai laagya baat dekhe sai...BAS NAAM SUTHRA CHAHIYE ISS NAI:Dladkiyaa kitaab naa hoti vivek
kaapi hove se,er jispe kuchh na likh raakhya
bs bhaind bhinddole maar raakhye se
er fer nyu expect karre se ek padd ke batao

[ssindhu]

Ya tai tu ulti baat kar gya...mai thodi late hogi...tharey thore time na ho tai MYSTERY arr jab ho tai Khulli kitaab....wah bhi bina cover ki
wo bhi bina cover.........kilkiiiiiiiiiii. jiji tanne te dookhti rag pe haath dhar diya chora ki.....kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[sunitahooda]

Arr uss tai batti tu dekh....jai inn tai pehley koye kimme uss kaapi mai likh kai jaa rya ho tai Bhand-bhinddolley arr Khud likh dey tai GOLDEN WORDS woh bhi PERMANENT OHP MARKER KE LIKHE HODD....Inne nuay na bera inne chahiye ke....Kappi/Kitab/ Spiral Note-Book/Note-Pad/Long Book akk EXCERCISE BOOK:D:o arr jai inn mai kimme kaabliyat hogi tai Bhagwan ek LEATHER COVER AALA ORGANIZER bi de sake sai....inn kai thyawass na hoti:p;)wo bhi bina cover.........kilkiiiiiiiiiii. jiji tanne te dookhti rag pe haath dhar diya chora ki.....kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rathee.sandeep]

oh ho philospher bhi aage haade te

[rahultokas]

Arr uss tai batti tu dekh....jai inn tai pehley koye kimme uss kaapi mai likh kai jaa rya ho tai Bhand-bhinddolley arr Khud likh dey tai GOLDEN WORDS woh bhi PERMANENT OHP MARKER KE LIKHE HODD....Inne nuay na bera inne chahiye ke....Kappi/Kitab/ Spiral Note-Book/Note-Pad/Long Book akk EXCERCISE BOOK:D:o arr jai inn mai kimme kaabliyat hogi tai Bhagwan ek LEATHER COVER AALA ORGANIZER bi de sake sai....inn kai thyawass na hoti:p;)


kattti theeek kahii bebe.. manney thyawasss thaaa tai manney mill gyaa naa wo LEATHER COVER AALAA ORGANIZER:)

[vivekdh]

apka matlab ke hai ittni type ki kitab batan kaa choriyan ke gela link ker ke dekhu to kasuta matlab likade hai inka :D:D



Arr uss tai batti tu dekh....jai inn tai pehley koye kimme uss kaapi mai likh kai jaa rya ho tai Bhand-bhinddolley arr Khud likh dey tai GOLDEN WORDS woh bhi PERMANENT OHP MARKER KE LIKHE HODD....Inne nuay na bera inne chahiye ke....Kappi/Kitab/ Spiral Note-Book/Note-Pad/Long Book akk EXCERCISE BOOK:D:o arr jai inn mai kimme kaabliyat hogi tai Bhagwan ek LEATHER COVER AALA ORGANIZER bi de sake sai....inn kai thyawass na hoti:p;)

[rathee.sandeep]

kattti theeek kahii bebe.. manney thyawasss thaaa tai manney mill gyaa naa wo LEATHER COVER AALAA ORGANIZER:)
oh ho rahul
dokhaa hamesha dikhne me badhiya hota h

[rahultokas]

oh ho rahul
dokhaa hamesha dikhne me badhiya hota h

saaaachiii bataaaa!!!!!:D

[sunitahooda]

Rahul jhooth na bolta waah sachey organizer sai....N Rahul is lucky to have a wife like her:)


apka matlab ke hai ittni type ki kitab batan kaa choriyan ke gela link ker ke dekhu to kasuta matlab likade hai inka :D:D
@ Vivek....uppar sarey matlab kaadh kai jee to behla liya....aur ke kasar rehgi:p Help karo tai margey na karo tai margey....tuhe mystery-mystery barddave tha:)
oh ho rahul
dokhaa hamesha dikhne me badhiya hota h
@ Sandeep- Dhokhey mai choriyan nai kyu dkehey sai jarut paddi tai waa fer nightmare bi ho sake sai:):p
kattti theeek kahii bebe.. manney thyawasss thaaa tai manney mill gyaa naa wo LEATHER COVER AALAA ORGANIZER:)

[rathee.sandeep]

rahul sunitaji haade tera favour naa lemti se kadde raaji ho jyaa
haade ek ladki dusri mahilaa ki taraf te bolle se

[vivekdh]

bahi yu GITA pad ke apne aap ne krishan laa gaa soche hai sara gyan hogaya isne :D


rahul sunitaji haade tera favour naa lemti se kadde raaji ho jyaa
haade ek ladki dusri mahilaa ki taraf te bolle se

[rahultokas]

Rahul is lucky to have a wife like her:)




Thank you bebe.. kattti theeek kahii aapney... :)

[rathee.sandeep]

oh ho rahule
lucky man
u r very lucky sach me rahul
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[rahultokas]

rahul sunitaji haade tera favour naa lemti se kadde raaji ho jyaa
haade ek ladki dusri mahilaa ki taraf te bolle se


hahahahah... besakk mannaa lenn dey meraa favour.... parr mai yo baat suthrii dhaall jaanu sooon ak manney "Leather Cover Aalaaa Organizer" mill rhaaa sai...:)

tere mai thyaawass ho tai tanney bhii milll jaagaaa:D

[sunitahooda]

Rahul nai manna bhaddkaave tu Rathee...iss nai rotti tai wahe degi...na tu de na mai:) tu kitt iss mai barood ka beej bove sai:Drahul sunitaji haade tera favour naa lemti se kadde raaji ho jyaa
haade ek ladki dusri mahilaa ki taraf te bolle se

[rathee.sandeep]

haan issa baarood naa se yo
bhabhi bahut shakt se aapne naa beraa
maadi si bhi glti maaf naa hoti iski
jab e te yo lucky se
isne glti krni chhodd di eeb

[vivekdh]

galti ne ke yu pi ke kuttan ke dallle maraa kerta thaa :D:D


haan issa baarood naa se yo
bhabhi bahut shakt se aapne naa beraa
maadi si bhi glti maaf naa hoti iski
jab e te yo lucky se
isne glti krni chhodd di eeb

[vivekdh]

Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

[sunitahooda]

Iss saudey ka hum nai EXAM dena sai k? Kayi bai padh liya....yo sabki mail mai chakkri kattey sai:o:p arr iss THREAD ki 100 post hum nuay kar dengey....tu nyu boring sauda manna cheppe...Bibbeke n Viv;)Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

[Maniisha]

Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...


Viv aap kyaa ki tension le re ho...thode din dattjao yaa wife aali tension aapki bi howegi thode din paache....:D:D:p:p

[ssindhu]

Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
bhai kyon saal bhar puraani mail te entertain kare hai jannu news channel aale repeat telecast karte ho

[vivekdh]

purani to yaa 4-5 saal ki hai per fit baithe hai aaj bhi ke karu :D


bhai kyon saal bhar puraani mail te entertain kare hai jannu news channel aale repeat telecast karte ho

[vivekdh]

1 be or pad lo itne pyar te copy paste kara tha,,
100 kaa ke chakker hai 100 hoye pachhe ke kamme nayri baat ho jaygi issi choti baat main naa socha karu naa kara karu :p


Iss saudey ka hum nai EXAM dena sai k? Kayi bai padh liya....yo sabki mail mai chakkri kattey sai:o:p arr iss THREAD ki 100 post hum nuay kar dengey....tu nyu boring sauda manna cheppe...Bibbeke n Viv;)

[sunitahooda]

hahahahahaha....tu bi dil pai lenn laagya tai hum k kareingey....manne sochi teri tolerance power jabardast sai....:) ibb tai hum 111 kareingey chahe baat chhoti ho ya baddi:p1 be or pad lo itne pyar te copy paste kara tha,,
100 kaa ke chakker hai 100 hoye pachhe ke kamme nayri baat ho jaygi issi choti baat main naa socha karu naa kara karu :p

[rathee.sandeep]

hahahahahaha....tu bi dil pai lenn laagya tai hum k kareingey....manne sochi teri tolerance power jabardast sai....:) ibb tai hum 111 kareingey chahe baat chhoti ho ya baddi:p
aapne krdi naa chhoti baat sunitaji eeb

[vivekdh]

fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D


hahahahahaha....tu bi dil pai lenn laagya tai hum k kareingey....manne sochi teri tolerance power jabardast sai....:) ibb tai hum 111 kareingey chahe baat chhoti ho ya baddi:p

[sunitahooda]

Rathee tu jarur iski paidd mai piadd maariye....:D
Arr Vivek hum tai 501 ek kar denget....tu itna copy/paste stuff kitt kai lyavega....ottna tai humnaiye paddega:o arr baddi-baddi baatan mai ek-aadh chhoti likad aaya kare mai ke feeta le kai naappu suu:p;)aapne krdi naa chhoti baat sunitaji eeb

fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D

[rathee.sandeep]

fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D
issi ke sunitaji paindde baasan beche se
ek naa teri naa meri
2 baroli gihuaa me ek paindaa de de

[vivekdh]

hahahahahaha kasuta hai rathee tu :D:D


issi ke sunitaji paindde baasan beche se
ek naa teri naa meri
2 baroli gihuaa me ek paindaa de de

[sunitahooda]

Paindey nahi Rathee...firkki:D;) arr peepni tum manne serious manna honn diyo:oissi ke sunitaji paindde baasan beche se
ek naa teri naa meri
2 baroli gihuaa me ek paindaa de de

hahahahahaha kasuta hai rathee tu :D:D

[vikassheokand]

Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...





WAA bhi DHANKAR SAAb maan ge.........kasauti KNOWLEDGE aur EXPERIENCE le reha hai bhai chooriya ki........

ibb nu bata de aap kis satage per hoo....friend....good friend....best friend....best of best friend ....boy friend ....or u have installed the W i fe 1.0.....

[rathee.sandeep]

vivek dhnkhar ka te system hang ho rhaa se

[vivekdh]

bhai 1 stage or hoya kare hai jo battani bhul gaya main

nare sawad leniya : ye meri terha ke insaan hote hain jinko aksar sabhi stages me rakh ke dekha jaa sakta hai lekin ye insaan khabi bhi serious nahi hote stages ke liye or sawad lete rehta hain :D
or 1 din achanak unke ghar wale W i fe 1.0..... install ker dete hain.
bhai main bhi iss wife 1.0 te darra baitha hu ki bera naa kad ghar aale install ker denge :D


WAA bhi DHANKAR SAAb maan ge.........kasauti KNOWLEDGE aur EXPERIENCE le reha hai bhai chooriya ki........

ibb nu bata de aap kis satage per hoo....friend....good friend....best friend....best of best friend ....boy friend ....or u have installed the W i fe 1.0.....

[vikassheokand]

bhai 1 stage or hoya kare hai jo battani bhul gaya main

nare sawad leniya : ye meri terha ke insaan hote hain jinko aksar sabhi stages me rakh ke dekha jaa sakta hai lekin ye insaan khabi bhi serious nahi hote stages ke liye or sawad lete rehta hain :D
or 1 din achanak unke ghar wale W i fe 1.0..... install ker dete hain.
bhai main bhi iss wife 1.0 te darra baitha hu ki bera naa kad ghar aale install ker denge :D




Bhai door bathee ke swaad liye jaya kare??????????;)
we have to be in some stage.....

baaki tera bera na.....

DONT MIN...........