wo din jo aaj bahut yaad aate hain

[vivekdh]

1. On being Late

"Kab shuru hua?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na………. abbe pen bhi to de……."
"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai…….."

2. During the lecture

"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa……"
"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."
"Sir - Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."
"Uske baju mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."
"Nahi yaar, suna hai wo champal [sandle] bohot marti hai"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain "
"Heads, we go to see Movie , Tails, we go to see Movie now!!!"
"class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye……"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 ne Kiya kya??"
"Isme Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai …..mere ko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….."
"Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………"

4. Tests

"Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… "
"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."
"Boss….. ho gaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Aaj kaunsa test hai?"
"Oye Mera dost kaha hai ……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail…."
After test……
"yaar padha tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalenge…"

5. For attendance

(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega…….."
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua….."

6. Late submission of Projects

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hui thi"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."
"They should allow XEROX…….."

7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"
"1st mein 3 marks …..2nd mein 0 …….3rd mein 2 …….tu to Gaya……….fail pakka……."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…...wo kya sochegi mera marks dekh kar……"

8 VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya khak doonga"
"Aeee……bhai…..tere se kya poocha……."
"External ke ghar mein bachhe nahi hai kya……."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochnewala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kaunse unit mein aata hai??"

10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C + Ctrl V ki……."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint…….."
"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

11. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, wo (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo (paper mein) nahi aata hai wo (mujhe) aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to ret le"
"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to sala anda aata hai……"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."

[cooljat]

Hahahahaha!! :D :D Dhankar bhai gud one!!
I miss those days :(:( oh bro...those were the days :)

Add one more - Syllabus to pura padd liya....ab Books padni baaki hai!! :( :(

Rock on
Jit

[ritu]

vi din bhi kya din the
befikri aur bindassi ke raja hum the
bus padai aur fukra panthi ye the do kam
dunyia bhar ke jhamelo se hum the anjaan
ain sar pe papero ke aane pe kitaabe kholna
aur fir raat bhar rattae laga kar onko dimak me gholna
buss onhi dino me totte se udd jaane par ram ji ko poojna
aur kisi padaku dostt se practical ki copy lekeyu ki yu tepna

[shashiverma]

wow!! Those were the best days...Mast thee.......first two lectures...arre yaar jab us prof. kei awaz hei nahin sunai detai to class mei kyon baithana hai.....3 rd lecture me last bench....teffin session jo hoga.....bakki sab mast ....:-)
nd exam days...surely the best part.....Ha aur last exam waale deen movie bhee to dekhanee hai......
No No..results kei baare mei baat nahin karnee chayee.....:-(..but the best part would be again movies....agar result kharab hua to us bhul jaane kei leyee...aur jiska accha nikala hai us topi bhee to pehnani hai....y to miss that chance...;-)

[vivekdh]

urr we books main to kadde nahi pad paya last me sarri raat ghum ke imp. quen. khatte ker ke hosiyar balkon se usme se bhi 5-6 quen. dekh ke 1-2 ki parchi gaal ke le jatte the.:D



Hahahahaha!! :D :D Dhankar bhai gud one!!
I miss those days :(:( oh bro...those were the days :)

Add one more - Syllabus to pura padd liya....ab Books padni baaki hai!! :( :(

Rock on
Jit

[devdahiya]

Krrein ja yaad arr royein ja GODDYAN mein tanggan nei phanssa kei......BIKKASSE TERRE IBBI AKKAL NA AA LI SE....IBB CHAL RHYA USSNEI TE ENJOY KAR LE NA TEI PHER ROWEI GA BHUNN_@ BUDHHAPPE MEIN...hey-2..terra hutter sa bolle ga ferr.

[vivekdh]

kaka issi issi chij yaad ker leni chahiye kade kade jiste mhu pe hansi aaja bina baat bus yaad kerte hi na to tam te pehla bhudda ho jaaa hai aadmi :D



Krrein ja yaad arr royein ja GODDYAN mein tanggan nei phanssa kei......BIKKASSE TERRE IBBI AKKAL NA AA LI SE....IBB CHAL RHYA USSNEI TE ENJOY KAR LE NA TEI PHER ROWEI GA BHUNN_@ BUDHHAPPE MEIN...hey-2..terra hutter sa bolle ga ferr.

[Maniisha]

Kuch baatein bhooli hui,
kuch paal beete hue,
har galti ka ek naya bahana,
aur fir sabki nazar mein aana,
exam ki puri raat jaagna,
fir bhi sawal dekh kaar sar khujlana,
mauka mile to class bunk marna,
fir dosto kay saat coffee pine jaana,
uski ek jhalak dekhne roz school aana,
dekhte dekhte attendance bhul jana,
har pal ek naya sapna,
aaj jo tute fir bhi hai apna
vo school ke din ,
yaad kar ke in palon ko fir zindgi bhar muskurana!!!!!!!!

[ruchika]

arre sabse bura to tab lagta tha jab examroom se bahar aaker pata chalta tha ki aata hua question nahi attempt hua just bcoz ek cheez k kai naam hote the aur kitne naam yaad karein bachhe.......:(:eek::mad::o

[vivekdh]

exam room ke bahar
student1-"yaar mera to exam mast ho gaya 1 dum pass ho jaunga chal party kerte hain"
student2-"accha 1 baat bata tera uss 3rd numerical kaa kya answer nikla"
student1-" jane de naa yaar main khabi answer nahi milata kham kha galat ho jayega fir dimag kharab hoga result pe dheknge tu sabko bula main jara uss se mil ke aaya uska mood kharab tha yaar :)"

[Maniisha]

Is pal pe likhti hoon choti si ek kavita..
Yaad aayega sabko ke ek saal me kya-kya bita..
Ek acchaa job mil jaye sabke dil me thi yeh aas..
Bande jaate the walk-in me ban-than ke ekdum jhakaas..
Hamesha dhoonda karte koi ladki hain kya aas-paas..
Roz kiya karte the wo apti,C, Unix ya koi aur bakwaas..
Par nothing can beat the 'Analysis of Algorithms' ka trash !!!

Har walk in mein socha karte ke job mil jaye aaj..
Kal nahi soye to kya hua sounge mein job mil jane ke baad..
Har ek round k results ke liye kitne hote hum bekaraar..
Din bhar tension me karte results ka intezaar..
Sabka dil diya karta tha bas yehi ek pukaar..
Ke is baar to ho jaye apni naiyya paar !!!

Yaad hain mujhe kuch mere wo khushnaseeb yaar..
Jinke roz hua karte walk-in me sweet-sweet pyaar..
Duniya se chupte-chupate roz karte dil ka izhaar..
Aur poocha to kehte ' We're just friends yaar ' !!!

Aakhir aa hi gayi hum sab ki bichadne ki baari..
Koi gaya MNC me to kisi ne shaadi karke jindagi savari..
Sab kaam pe lag gaye ek-ek..baari-baari..
Bas reh gayi apni yaadein khatti-meethi pyaari-pyaari !!!

Ab bhi yaad aati hain mujhe wo " Results out " ki pukaar..
Kya pata kyu hum sab bichad gaye yaar..
Dil me hain jo baat keh deta hoon ek baar..
Tum jahan bhi ho doston..yaad aaoge baar baar...:)

[vivekdh]

manisha ji manne to aaj padhi yaa kavita main senti ho gaya :)

[trueblueindian]

Is pal pe likhti hoon choti si ek kavita..
Yaad aayega sabko ke ek saal me kya-kya bita..
Ek acchaa job mil jaye sabke dil me thi yeh aas..
Bande jaate the walk-in me ban-than ke ekdum jhakaas..
Hamesha dhoonda karte koi ladki hain kya aas-paas..
Roz kiya karte the wo apti,C, Unix ya koi aur bakwaas..
Par nothing can beat the 'Analysis of Algorithms' ka trash !!!

Har walk in mein socha karte ke job mil jaye aaj..
Kal nahi soye to kya hua sounge mein job mil jane ke baad..
Har ek round k results ke liye kitne hote hum bekaraar..
Din bhar tension me karte results ka intezaar..
Sabka dil diya karta tha bas yehi ek pukaar..
Ke is baar to ho jaye apni naiyya paar !!!

Yaad hain mujhe kuch mere wo khushnaseeb yaar..
Jinke roz hua karte walk-in me sweet-sweet pyaar..
Duniya se chupte-chupate roz karte dil ka izhaar..
Aur poocha to kehte ' We're just friends yaar ' !!!

Aakhir aa hi gayi hum sab ki bichadne ki baari..
Koi gaya MNC me to kisi ne shaadi karke jindagi savari..
Sab kaam pe lag gaye ek-ek..baari-baari..
Bas reh gayi apni yaadein khatti-meethi pyaari-pyaari !!!

Ab bhi yaad aati hain mujhe wo " Results out " ki pukaar..
Kya pata kyu hum sab bichad gaye yaar..
Dil me hain jo baat keh deta hoon ek baar..
Tum jahan bhi ho doston..yaad aaoge baar baar...:)

gud to notice the creative side of urz manii .. really very well writen and like dhankhad even i got bit senti/emo.....'L

bhai apni tae kahani ae ajib thi ..... khuch school key din yaad aa gaye ...

woh priya ki exit pae bus key saath principal ka swaagat
chanakya "DARKEST CINE HALL" ki yaaden
Nirula's of def col and chanakya ... Meeting grounds
buddhha garden key ice cream vendor ko hamesha chuna lagana
gurgaon ka chinar dhabba ... arrr 11 baje beer ka suaad ... aha !!
class mei head/tail khelna
bae faaltu key ladaai jhagdey .. . groupism
phaddai --- woh humne kaddey karri nahi ... tou key kehvaan .. . waise woh sabb aap gyaaani logggan nae likh aae di

[Maniisha]

gud to notice the creative side of urz manii .. really very well writen and like dhankhad even i got bit senti/emo.....'L

bhai apni tae kahani ae ajib thi ..... khuch school key din yaad aa gaye ...

woh priya ki exit pae bus key saath principal ka swaagat
chanakya "DARKEST CINE HALL" ki yaaden
Nirula's of def col and chanakya ... Meeting grounds
buddhha garden key ice cream vendor ko hamesha chuna lagana
gurgaon ka chinar dhabba ... arrr 11 baje beer ka suaad ... aha !!
class mei head/tail khelna
bae faaltu key ladaai jhagdey .. . groupism
phaddai --- woh humne kaddey karri nahi ... tou key kehvaan .. . waise woh sabb aap gyaaani logggan nae likh aae di


Thanks Bhai ..:)
Bhai Last Bench par bethke Comments pass karna kaise bhul sakte hai...
ROcket banakar ek dusre par fekna,
apne age bhethne waalo ko tang karna ...:p:D
Bahut tang kiya hai sabko .. jab wo banda / bandi ab milte hai tho ek nami si aajati hai aakhon mein...

[nitika]

Vivek aapne to purane din yaad dilwaa diye.............:)
aur manii yaar kya baat hai....bahut achhi poem hai yaar
sach mein senti kar dene waali......

[nandini]

MANII Really a gud work.

vivek sach purane din yaad dila diye aapne.
kabhi na bhulne wale din.

[subhashbalhara]

1. On being Late

"Kab shuru hua?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na………. abbe pen bhi to de……."
"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai…….."

2. During the lecture

"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa……"
"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."
"Sir - Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."
"Uske baju mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."
"Nahi yaar, suna hai wo champal [sandle] bohot marti hai"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain "
"Heads, we go to see Movie , Tails, we go to see Movie now!!!"
"class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye……"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 ne Kiya kya??"
"Isme Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai …..mere ko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….."
"Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………"

4. Tests

"Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… "
"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."
"Boss….. ho gaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Aaj kaunsa test hai?"
"Oye Mera dost kaha hai ……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail…."
After test……
"yaar padha tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalenge…"

5. For attendance

(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega…….."
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua….."

6. Late submission of Projects

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hui thi"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."
"They should allow XEROX…….."

7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"
"1st mein 3 marks …..2nd mein 0 …….3rd mein 2 …….tu to Gaya……….fail pakka……."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…...wo kya sochegi mera marks dekh kar……"

8 VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya khak doonga"
"Aeee……bhai…..tere se kya poocha……."
"External ke ghar mein bachhe nahi hai kya……."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochnewala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kaunse unit mein aata hai??"

10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C + Ctrl V ki……."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint…….."
"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

11. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, wo (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo (paper mein) nahi aata hai wo (mujhe) aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to ret le"
"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to sala anda aata hai……"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."


dear vivek:)
this is really heart touching, yaad to vo din bahut aate hai par kya kiya ja sakta hai, waapis to aane se rahe
really well done

SB
GJUST

[akshay]

MANII Really a gud work.

vivek sach purane din yaad dila diye aapne.
kabhi na bhulne wale din.

Hello Shubhash
I am akshay

[trueblueindian]

Thanks Bhai ..:)
Bhai Last Bench par bethke Comments pass karna kaise bhul sakte hai...
ROcket banakar ek dusre par fekna,
apne age bhethne waalo ko tang karna ...:p:D
Bahut tang kiya hai sabko .. jab wo banda / bandi ab milte hai tho ek nami si aajati hai aakhon mein...

sahi keh sei manni ... .

kya karrey life hai ... woh keheten hai na ... MOVE ON ... !!! only change is constant ...