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cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 08:55 AM
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One more for the day from timeless 'Scent of a Woman'


Trask: Are you finished, Mr. Slade?
Frank Slade: No. I'm just gettin' warmed up.

downtoearth
August 30th, 2009, 10:00 AM
EK CHUTTKI BHAR SINDUR KI KEEMAT TUM KYA JANOO RAMESH BABU:p

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One more for the day from timeless 'Scent of a Woman'


Trask: Are you finished, Mr. Slade?
Frank Slade: No. I'm just gettin' warmed up.

akshaymalik84
August 30th, 2009, 11:51 AM
Mohabbat mein aisa anjaam ayga kabhi socha na tha roigi tu aur sakoon dil ko ayga khabhi socha na tha
Movie - Jurm

Abkey sawan jane hamse kya khata huee, hamara ghar chod, sare saher mein barsaat huee.
Movie - Ab tumhare hawale watan saathiyon

Meerasansanwal
August 30th, 2009, 01:04 PM
#Movie Sholey.

Jai in Tanga: Haan to Basanti tumhara nam kya hai?:D

#Movie Agnipath:

Vijay Chauhan to Villain: Ye phone bhi badi ajeeb cheez hai, aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur hota kuch hai...

Movie Gulal:

Very slow song:- O! Raat Ke Musafir...

#Movie-Bridges of Madison County.

Robert: I do not want to need you ...

Francesca: Why?

Robert: Because I can not have you.

#Movie- Wall Street

Gekko:-''The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right!! Greed works!


Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind.''

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 01:36 PM
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Al Pacino at its best in his cult movie - 'Scarface'


I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. - Tony Montana

You know what capitalism is? Getting fu$#ed! - Tony Montana

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. - Tony Montana

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 01:39 PM
?? :eek: hehehe .. dukaan se maloom karke bata doonga Rupi! ;)

Btw, why the F you quoted my post?? :confused:


EK CHUTTKI BHAR SINDUR KI KEEMAT TUM KYA JANOO RAMESH BABU:p

nitindev
August 30th, 2009, 08:17 PM
I'll be back

aryasatyadev
August 31st, 2009, 04:09 AM
Raj Kapoor in Sangam, while going in war : Radha, I will come back
My English teacher used to teach us the use of will with I

yudhvirmor
August 31st, 2009, 12:52 PM
Speech from "Scent of Woman"

I am just getting warmed up..... There was a time when I was able to see..

I think Al Pacino is one of the greatest actor of all time

VJ
August 31st, 2009, 02:10 PM
दुश्मनों की लाशो पर भांगडा करने वाला कभी लंगडा नहीं होता.....:D


दिखने में बेवडा,
भागने में घोड़ा,
और मारने में हथोडा......:D


मै हु सूरज, ट्रक ड्राईवर सूरज......:D


मै हु नंबर 2 , 1 से ज्यादा और 3 से कम......:D



फिल्म के नाम त याद कोना....पर ये सारे मिथुन उस्ताज़ के dialogue सै....:rolleyes:

gaganjat
August 31st, 2009, 07:37 PM
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country are you from?
What? What? Wh - ?
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, mo...f....., do you speak it?
Yes! Yes!
Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Yes!
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
What?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mo..f...., say what one more Goddamn time

RavinderSura
August 31st, 2009, 09:01 PM
sunnydeol-dialogue


मेरा हिन्दुस्थान जिंदाबाद था.... जिंदाबाद है और जिंदाबाद रहेगा .................
अगर म अपने बीवी बच्चो के लिए सर जुका सकता हु ....तो सबके सर काट भी सकता हु
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVN9OayjkqU&feature=related
Gadar Ek Prem Katha


जब ये ढाई किलो का हाथ किसे प पड़ता है ना ..तो आदमी उठता नहीं उठ जाता है
अगर सातो एक बाप के हो रुक ..सातो को एक साथ मारू गा घर मे घुस के मारू गा
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QXxQVadgL8&feature=related
GUSSA JATT DA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmd7yY5TUk&feature=related
सरत घोडे प लगाते है कठोर शेरो प नहीं ..........ओमकारा
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LK6brMuCuo

shailendra
August 31st, 2009, 09:21 PM
Oh wow! :) I for once thought we all seem to have gone berserk on this thread before it slowly sank in and I duly realized that the new thread got merged with an older existing one... Nice, good idea!

One for the books if not already quoted somewhere around here (now it's too long to check! :rolleyes:):

Rajkumar: "Jaani, yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai"... ;)

cooljat
August 31st, 2009, 11:53 PM
Pulp Fiction, one greattttttttttt movie !!

One more -

Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country are you from?
What? What? Wh - ?
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, mo...f....., do you speak it?
Yes! Yes!
Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Yes!
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
What?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mo..f...., say what one more Goddamn time

VJ
September 1st, 2009, 09:00 AM
"If you're going to point a gun, you'd better be ready to pull the trigger" :cool:

from movie Terminator Salvation




"Hasta la vista, baby" :cool:

From Terminator 2, the judgement day

deepshi
September 1st, 2009, 09:01 AM
"Is that a gun in your pocket..or are you just glad to see me"

VJ
September 1st, 2009, 09:09 AM
ये बच्चो के खेलने की चीज़ नहीं....हाथ कट जाये तो खून निकल आता है.....:rolleyes:

From movie WAQT



बाबुमोशाई :D

From movie ANAND


डॉन का इन्तेजार तो 11 मुल्को की पुलिस कर रही है सोनिया , पर इतना जान लो डॉन को पकड़ना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन भी है.....:cool:

From movie DON


तारीख पे तारीख , तारीख पे तारीख, तारीख पे तारीख मिलती है पर इंसाफ नहीं मिलता My lord मिलती है तो सिर्फ तारीख :mad:

From movie DAMINI

aryasatyadev
September 1st, 2009, 09:50 AM
"Is that a gun in your pocket..or are you just glad to see me"

Naughty:D...............

VJ
September 1st, 2009, 03:50 PM
"If you gonna be the best, you gotta take out the best"

NEVER BACK DOWN




सारा शहर मुझे LION के नाम से जानता है...... :cool:

KALICHARAN





In every courtroom scene

Defence: पर इसका इस केस से क्या ताल्लुक है.
Prosecutor: ताल्लुक है your honour बहुत गहरा ताल्लुक है..... :D




"उतार के फेक दो ये वर्दी और पहन लो बलवंत राय का पट्टा अपने गले में " :mad:

GHAYAL



"रिश्ते में तो हम तुम्हारे बाप होते है, नाम है Sehansha "

SEHANSHA


"डॉन के दुश्मन की सबसे बड़ी गलती ये है, की वो डॉन का दुश्मन है....."

SRK in DON


"बाल भी कटे, और पता भी नहीं चला..."

"शाबाश मेरे चीते " :D

ANDAAZ APNA APNA

shailendra
September 1st, 2009, 10:54 PM
One of the most well-known dialouges spoken on screen by the great Clint Eastwood,

"Go ahead," thru his very much stylistic clenched teeth and squinting eyes, " ...make my day" ...

[Movie: 'Sudden Impact']

anilktomar
September 2nd, 2009, 03:29 PM
1). bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chood doo...
2). nahi ye nahi hoo sakta..
3). bus karoo ...bus karoo...
4). kaanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain..
5). Chhod doo mujhe! Kuttey, kameeney ..
6). Main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hoon.......
7). Ghar mein maa behan nahi hain, kya ..
8). Driver Gaadi Roko ..
9). Yeh maine apne haathon se banaaya hain...
10). bhag ke kahan jeyagii..
11). RAMU KAKA ...RAMU KAKA ..
12). Thhaharo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti ...
13). ye main kya sun raha huu..
14). Kaminey! Main tera khoon pi jaunga....
15). Agar maa ka doodh piya hai to samney aaa...
16). maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahi manga..
17). Tamaam gawaahon aur sabooton ko maddhe nazar rakhte hue adaalat iss natije per pahunchii......

Balaraj01
September 2nd, 2009, 10:18 PM
Kuch bhi na samaj mai aa raha hai ;)

ravinderpannu
September 3rd, 2009, 12:16 AM
"Jaani ,...jinke ghar sheese k hote hain wo dusre k gharo par phathar nai fekte....." by rajkumar

shailendra
September 3rd, 2009, 02:20 AM
Okay then one from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle whose works must've probably launched a thousand detective stories...

...."Elementary, my dear Watson!" ;)

annch
September 3rd, 2009, 08:19 AM
Movie- The count of Monte Cristo

Edmond: Monsiour, I know you must hear this a great deal, but I assure you, I am innocent. Everyone must say that, I know but I truly am.
Warden: Innocent?
Edmond: Yes.
Warden: I know, I really do know.
Edmond: You mock me?
Warden: No, my dear Dantes, I know perfectly well that you are innocent. Why else would you be here? If you were truly guilty there are a hundred prisons in France where they would lock you away. But, Chateau d'if is where they put the ones they're ashamed of.

annch
September 3rd, 2009, 08:24 AM
Movie-Ben Hur

Sextus: You can break a man's skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you fight an idea?
Messala: Sir, you ask how to fight an idea. Well, I'll tell you how... with another idea! {{ Unquote-Elementary,Holmes? :D}}


Pontius Pilate: Where there is greatness, great government or power, even great feeling or compassion, error also is great.

jitender_singh
September 4th, 2009, 12:43 AM
hahhahaha :)bahut badiya collection Anil bhai..
mazaa aagya 2 mere taraf se bhi..

1. main aaj bhi fen ke hue paise nahee uthata - deewar
2. teesre ikke hum khud hain - kala pathar




1). bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chood doo...
2). nahi ye nahi hoo sakta..
3). bus karoo ...bus karoo...
4). kaanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain..
5). Chhod doo mujhe! Kuttey, kameeney ..
6). Main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hoon.......
7). Ghar mein maa behan nahi hain, kya ..
8). Driver Gaadi Roko ..
9). Yeh maine apne haathon se banaaya hain...
10). bhag ke kahan jeyagii..
11). RAMU KAKA ...RAMU KAKA ..
12). Thhaharo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti ...
13). ye main kya sun raha huu..
14). Kaminey! Main tera khoon pi jaunga....
15). Agar maa ka doodh piya hai to samney aaa...
16). maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahi manga..
17). Tamaam gawaahon aur sabooton ko maddhe nazar rakhte hue adaalat iss natije per pahunchii......

amritkharb
September 4th, 2009, 01:53 AM
bhai apne ko sirf ek dialogue se real life mein darr lagta hae: "mein tumare bache ki ma banane waali hoon."

arvindsinghrot
September 4th, 2009, 02:23 AM
Not sure I read it in a book or its in a movie...

I don't know why its called a heart break, when I feel that every part of my body is broken.

Devdas - Diya to tum jalati thi... magar ussme jalta to main hi tha......

annch
September 4th, 2009, 02:46 AM
Good ones, Arvind ji.

Not sure I read it in a book or its in a movie...

I don't know why its called a heart break, when I feel that every part of my body is broken.

Devdas - Diya to tum jalati thi... magar ussme jalta to main hi tha......

arvindsinghrot
September 4th, 2009, 02:58 AM
1. Beta, maine ter liye kheer banayi hai. Maa, tumhe kaise pata mujhe kheer pasand hai? (One of the Shashi Kapoor's Movies)
2. Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke haath hai jahanpana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein. hum sab toh rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai. Kan, Kaun, kaise uthega, yeh koi Nahi janta. (Aanand)

chandan
September 4th, 2009, 03:38 AM
"Esi maut marunga ki jawani bhi ishq karna chord degi":rock:rock:rock

jitender_singh
September 4th, 2009, 07:51 PM
Ajeet ka ek dialogue - Isko liquid oxygen main daal do , liquid isko jeene nahee degee oxygen isey marne nahee degee :rolleyes:

arvindsinghrot
September 5th, 2009, 12:48 AM
Tumhaare saath rahekar jindgi achi-buri na sahi...... magar jindgi to hogi - Maya.
(Kabhi alvida na kahena)... shayad 1-2 word idhar udhar ho.. :)

Samarkadian
September 5th, 2009, 01:57 AM
It should be on the lines of hilarious dialogues though.

Amrish Puri to Inspector Hero's Mother:- Tumhara Beta aaye to Kah Dena ki hum Shakun-apshakun ko bahut maante hain..Pause!!!! Billi Hamara Raaste Kaat Jaye to bahut bada Apsakun hai....Pause..... Hamare liye Nahi Billi ke liye..


Rajpal Yadav to Shakti Kapoor:- Is ghar mein kitne log rahte hain?

Shakti Kapoor:- Yahi koi 40-50.

Rajpal Yadav:- To phir ise Zila Ghoshit kyon nahin Karwa Dete ....

akshaymalik84
September 5th, 2009, 10:20 AM
The movie is Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro:

The funniest line in the film was probably when Naseeruddin Shah
takes over the role of Duryodhana in the MABHARATA play and says:

"Meine Draupadi ka cheer-haran ka idea DROP kar diya hai":D

Now this yudhister trying to save Draupadi(satish shah's dead body:D),then BHeem (Om Puri:p) roughs up the yudhister and said :

"Abey Oy, tu kaun hota hai bolne waala, hum bhi to Draupadi mein shareholderrr hai!":eek::D:rock

Some dialouges from the same movie:

"Woh gutter ke liye jiye, aur gutter ke liye mare. Woh kaha karte the ki kisi desh ki unnati uske gutter se jani jati hai. Unhone apni sari jindgi gutter mein gujar di.":cool:

"Oye DeeMello, Tu to gaya":mad:

jitender_singh
September 5th, 2009, 08:07 PM
haha Amrish puri waala mast hai Samar bhai..

kuch aur dialogue Amrish puri ke :-

1.movie tehelka - Dong kabhi wrong nahee hota..

2. forget the movie name - bachpan main har chipakli ke bache ko yahee lagta hai ki woh bada hokar magarmach banega..







It should be on the lines of hilarious dialogues though.

Amrish Puri to Inspector Hero's Mother:- Tumhara Beta aaye to Kah Dena ki hum Shakun-apshakun ko bahut maante hain..Pause!!!! Billi Hamara Raaste Kaat Jaye to bahut bada Apsakun hai....Pause..... Hamare liye Nahi Billi ke liye..


Rajpal Yadav to Shakti Kapoor:- Is ghar mein kitne log rahte hain?

Shakti Kapoor:- Yahi koi 40-50.

Rajpal Yadav:- To phir ise Zila Ghoshit kyon nahin Karwa Dete ....

akshaymalik84
September 6th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Rai sahab Amarnath kapoor....Vicky aaj yahin mar gaya........aaj mera baap marr gaya...Amitabh bachhan to Pran after death of Munshi ji.

KOi baat nahi Rai sahab...........mai kahi se 4 aadmi ikkatha kar loonga...agar 4 aadmi nahi mile to mai akela hi kaafii hoo....


lekin jaane se pahle ek baat kahoonga Rai sahab..........aaaj 2 maut hui hai.....Ek mera baap mar gaya or ek apka beta.....


Amitabh..the great in Sharabi...


After that scene.......Pran to himself............Dekh vicky sharab se nafrat karne wala ye insaan ye sharab pi raha hai.........ultimate...


One last dialogue from Suresh oberoi......"Mai kasai jaroor hoo lekin jallad nahi"

cooljat
September 15th, 2009, 09:08 PM
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Iss Duniya mein Tarakee karne ke liye NA bolna bahut jaroori hai - Amitabh in Agneepath

anilsangwan
September 15th, 2009, 10:37 PM
My Fvt:

Ab aaya 'OONT' PAHAAD K NEECHEY ---- heard in many Hindi movies...!

chandan
September 16th, 2009, 12:02 AM
Dheeru bhai ...aaj daru jo bolegi sach bolegi:rock:rock

malikdeepak1
September 16th, 2009, 08:57 AM
अमिताभ in जमीर :
आज तक कोई ऐसी बन्दूक नहीं बनी जिस से मेरा निशाना चूक जाये :p

anuchhikara
September 16th, 2009, 09:54 AM
from the movie The hero
"Tum khelte hoge tufano se .....hamne tufan pale hain.......jo darte hain wo marte hain......ham mar kar jine wale!!!"

singhabhimanyu
September 16th, 2009, 12:20 PM
Tufan उसका घोड़ा था जो उसने अपने फारम पै पाल राख्या था.

from the movie The hero
"Tum khelte hoge tufano se .....hamne tufan pale hain......

anuchhikara
September 16th, 2009, 12:39 PM
Tufan उसका घोड़ा था जो उसने अपने फारम पै पाल राख्या था.

na tufan tera ghoda tha.......tere pe maang ke le gya tha wo khlen taai........!!!:rock:D.......hahahaahah!!!

deepshi
September 16th, 2009, 07:06 PM
how can someone miss it..jeez...
err...donno if someone has quoted before..dint read whole thread

"Frankly, my Dear..I dont give it a Damn"

Gone with the Wind

Nishantrathi82
September 17th, 2009, 12:31 PM
sunny deol ka Katiya aala saaato(7) bhaiyo ko ek sath maarunga.

malikdeepak1
September 17th, 2009, 02:09 PM
sunny deol ka Katiya aala saaato(7) bhaiyo ko ek sath maarunga.

"Maine saato ko ek sath maarne ki kasam kya khayi sare bhai alag alag ghumne lage" :rock

sunillathwal
September 17th, 2009, 03:39 PM
Jerry: I've got things to tell you!
Joe: What happened?
Jerry: I'm engaged.
Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Jerry: I am! :D

And movie last lines:

Jerry: Ohhhh, you don't understand, Ohgoosh! Ehhhh... I am a MAN.
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!! :D

Nishantrathi82
September 17th, 2009, 04:01 PM
Another one of Sunny deol from Border-
Hum he hum hain to kya hum hain
tum he tum ho to kya tum ho

anuchhikara
September 17th, 2009, 04:18 PM
one more of sunny deol from damini.......
chadda tune kabhi bacho ko bijli ki taar se patang utarte dekha hai..kuch taare essei hoti hai jisme se uljhi hui patang bache bhi utar late hai........ye aur baat hai....par tune damini ke case ko ched kar jo taar chuu liya....bijli ka wo jatka legega ki.......tuuuuu....jattknna bhul jaegaa..!!!.:rock

anuchhikara
September 17th, 2009, 04:20 PM
one more of sunny from gadar....


62 crore diye thee tab patvaar aaye thee tumhare sir paar




khaane ke hasiyat naahe laadne baat kaarte hain aap log......!!!

Nishantrathi82
September 17th, 2009, 04:20 PM
one more of sunny deol from damini.......
chadda tune kabhi bacho ko bijli ki taar se patang utarte dekha hai..kuch taare essei hoti hai jisme se uljhi hui patang bache bhi utar late hai........ye aur baat hai....par tune damini ke case ko ched kar jo taar chuu liya....bijli ka wo jatka legega ki.......tuuuuu....jattknna bhul jaegaa..!!!.:rock

Taane wa dialoge suuna hai naaya hai thooda maaka anu paadai me g laaga le yaahan dialoge se kuch na hoove :D

anuchhikara
September 17th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Taane wa dialoge suuna hai naaya hai thooda maaka anu paadai me g laaga le yaahan dialoge se kuch na hoove :D

hahahahahaahahah........tu apna project kar le chup chap:D:thappad

rakeshsehrawat
September 17th, 2009, 05:06 PM
Movie Pushpak

............................................:rock: rock:rock

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 05:59 PM
itihas gawah hai kee batware ke samay 62 crore diye the humney tumhey tab jake tirpaal aaye thee tumhare sir parr
barsaat say bachne kee haisiyat nahee aur goli baari kee baat karte hai aap log.

one more of sunny from gadar....
62 crore diye thee tab patvaar aaye thee tumhare sir paar
khaane ke hasiyat naahe laadne baat kaarte hain aap log......!!!

ajaysinghkundu
September 17th, 2009, 07:17 PM
"tumhara naam kya hai basanti?"

VPannu
September 17th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Bond.............James Bond :cool:

ajaysinghkundu
September 17th, 2009, 07:26 PM
Pannu................ Vivek Pannu:thappad


Bond.............James Bond :cool:

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:26 PM
"tumhara naam kya hai basanti?"

abby tu tho gaya kaam sejaani ye baccho ke khelne ki chiz nhi

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:29 PM
Bond.............James Bond :cool:
james bond haat upper karo warna main goli mar dunga

aapne admio se kho ki aapni aapni banduke fek de

ajaysinghkundu
September 17th, 2009, 07:30 PM
[HTML]abby tu tho gaya kaam se


yo dialogue hai ya mujhe keh raha hai????

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:35 PM
yo dialogue hai ya mujhe keh raha hai????
kaatiya
sehar kutto ka shara nhi lete :rock

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:39 PM
itihas gawah hai kee batware ke samay 62 crore diye the humney tumhey tab jake tirpaal aaye thee tumhare sir parr
barsaat say bachne kee haisiyat nahee aur goli baari kee baat karte hai aap log.
Iqbal sahab agar ek kagaz par mohor nahin lagegi to kya tara Pakistan nahin jayega ........

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 07:39 PM
वाह वाह. श्रीलंकन पिक्चुरा के डायलोग भी मस्त सै.

kaatiya
shar katto ka shara nhi lete :rock

kapdal
September 17th, 2009, 07:41 PM
kaatiya
shar katto ka shara nhi lete :rock

Wah wah! The best dialogue so far...
Ab inka matlab bhi bata do...
SHAR?
KATTO?
SHARA?

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:42 PM
yo dialogue hai ya mujhe keh raha hai????Be Positive yaar






























no entry dialog :rock

1..Saale is line mein me tumhara baap hu..
2.."Is duniya mein do tarike ke log rehte hain....ek jo sirf bolte hai aur ek jo sirf sunte hain."

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Wah wah! The best dialogue so far...
Ab inka matlab bhi bata do...
SHAR?
KATTO?
SHARA?hasna chiye na
kabi suna tha jab bhut chota tha
yaad nhi kya matlab hai inka ha ha ha

kapdal
September 17th, 2009, 07:45 PM
kaatiya
shar katto ka shara nhi lete :rock

Ab samjha main!
Shar = Dhar
Shara means nikala?

Katiya,
Dhar kaatdon ki nikala nahin karte!!

Baaki apne bhai ki spelling aur grammar ka khel hai...

anuchhikara
September 17th, 2009, 07:47 PM
Wah wah! The best dialogue so far...
Ab inka matlab bhi bata do...
SHAR?
KATTO?
SHARA?
hahahaahahaha.....essa lage hai rokcy ek sath kai post liktha hoga....jabe itni mistake kare hai likhti hana,.........!!!:D

shar== sher
katto==kutto

"sher kutto ka shara nhi lete"........:rock:D

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Wah wah! The best dialogue so far...
Ab inka matlab bhi bata do...
SHAR?
KATTO?
SHARA?
ye jante huve bhi, ki mai yahan hun, tu marne ke liye agaya? Don ka intezaar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai-

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:49 PM
hahahaahahaha.....essa lage hai rokcy ek sath kai post liktha hoga....jabe itni mistake kare hai likhti hana,.........!!!:D

shar== sher
katto==kutto

"sher kutto ka shara nhi lete"........:rock:DTum sarkar ko kya samajte ho? Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissaa hai . hum tum yeh ghaav sab is system ka hissaa hai. agar is system mein koi kamin ho to ise theek karna hamari utni hi zimmedari hai jitni ki sarkar ki

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 07:49 PM
भाई एक बात बता. तू भी 'सै' नै 'फै' या कुछ और कहवै सै के?

hasna chiye na
kabi suna tha jab bhut chota tha
yaad nhi kya matlab hai inka ha ha ha

kapdal
September 17th, 2009, 07:50 PM
ye jante huve bhi, ki mai yahan hun, tu marne ke liye agaya? Don ka intezaar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai-

Rocky ka intezaar to Ek sau gyarah mulkon ki chhoriyan karr rahi hain...:D

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:52 PM
भाई एक बात बता. तू भी 'सै' नै 'फै' या कुछ और कहवै सै के?
Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:53 PM
Rocky ka intezaar to Ek sau gyarah mulkon ki chhoriyan karr rahi hain...:D
MOGAAMBOO! Khush huaa.......

VPannu
September 17th, 2009, 07:53 PM
भाई एक बात बता. तू भी 'सै' नै 'फै' या कुछ और कहवै सै के?hahhaahahaha jukar kaminey me shahid kapur S ne F kahve tha :D
Baabar me 1 totlee heroine se wa R ne D bolle se.........to main dono ko milaakar ek dialogue likh raha hu
fun le docky , maan ja tu eeb, bahot ho li se :tamatar :D
PS: as a matter of fact , i think, rocky struggles with usage of vowels :p

ajaysinghkundu
September 17th, 2009, 07:54 PM
Rocky ka intezaar to Ek sau gyarah mulkon ki chhoriyan karr rahi hain...:D

Hahahahhaha.................

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 07:57 PM
राकी भाई, बैन मत हो जाइये. तेरे बिना कती जी ना लागै मेरा.

log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 07:59 PM
hahhaahahaha jukar kaminey me shahid kapur S ne F kahve tha :D
Baabar me 1 totlee heroine se wa R ne D bolle se.........to main dono ko milaakar ek dialogue likh raha hu
fun le docky , maan ja tu eeb, bahot ho li se :tamatar :D
PS: as a matter of fact , i think, rocky struggles with usage of vowels :p
thats right i have problem with writing
kabi hindi tho likki hi na
or eng main hindi tho asi lagti hai muje
jukaar shrk kkkiraan khave hai

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 08:00 PM
तोतली हिरोइन. हा हा हा लोल्ज़ लोल्ज़. रोलिंग ओवर दी खाट ऎंड अंडर दी खाट :rock:rock


totlee heroine :p

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 08:00 PM
राकी भाई, बैन मत हो जाइये. तेरे बिना कती जी ना लागै मेरा.
Jab Tak Rahoge Kayde Main Tab Tak Rahoge Fayde Main .....Samjha kya?

VPannu
September 17th, 2009, 08:02 PM
thats right i have problem with writing
hmm,i see. Is speaking ok??

singhabhimanyu
September 17th, 2009, 08:03 PM
do u mean bhagwan 'Shri Krishan'? :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


jukaar shrk kkkiraan khave hai

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 08:07 PM
hmm,i see. Is speaking ok??
Aaj khush to bahut ho rahe hogey tum !!!!!!!!!
bade bade shehron mein aisi chotti chotti batein hoti rehti hain

kapdal
September 17th, 2009, 08:08 PM
MOGAAMBOO! Khush huaa.......

Baat to tere liye kahi thi bhai, yoh Mogambo kyun khamkha raazi ho raha se?

Yeh bhi barabar ka shareholder hai ke teri gelyan? :D:D
(Jaane bhi do yaaro- Oye Yudhisthir, Draupadi teri akkele ki nahin hai, hum sab bhi barabar ke shareholder hain)

VPannu
September 17th, 2009, 08:10 PM
Aaj khush to bahut ho rahe hogey tum !!!!!!!!!
bade bade shehron mein aisi chotti chotti batein hoti rehti hain
अब्बे खामोशशशशशशशश ! चपड गंजू .....:rock :D

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 08:13 PM
अब्बे खामोशशशशशशशश ! चपड गंजू .....:rock :DSubah ho gayi mamu

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 08:14 PM
Baat to tere liye kahi thi bhai, yoh Mogambo kyun khamkha raazi ho raha se?

Yeh bhi barabar ka shareholder hai ke teri gelyan? :D:D
(Jaane bhi do yaaro- Oye Yudhisthir, Draupadi teri akkele ki nahin hai, hum sab bhi barabar ke shareholder hain)
Ise duty ke naam pe hum peechle adtalis ghantese maut ke saath zooj rahe hai aur hamara department hamari he THOKNE pe tula hai.(

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Amrita Rao : Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh lot kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.ha ha ha didi ji


:rock
apoon jaisai tapori ko kia malloom saala pyar kis chirya ka naam hai :rock

anuchhikara
September 17th, 2009, 09:02 PM
Tum sarkar ko kya samajte ho? Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissaa hai . hum tum yeh ghaav sab is system ka hissaa hai. agar is system mein koi kamin ho to ise theek karna hamari utni hi zimmedari hai jitni ki sarkar ki


yo dialogue se ke rokcy?:confused: ....aak mere the kimme samjawe se...,,,dialogue se the bhaut bhunda thusssss dialogue se:D:D,,,,,,,aar mere the kimme kahwe tha the mene kimme samj me nhi aaya:mad:.......plz elaborate kar esne bhai............!!!!:confused:

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 09:04 PM
yo dialogue se ke rokcy?:confused: ....aak mere the kimme samjawe se...,,,dialogue se the bhaut bhunda thusssss dialogue se:D:D,,,,,,,aar mere the kimme kahwe tha the mene kimme samj me nhi aaya:mad:.......plz elaborate kar esne bhai............!!!!:confused:dialogue hai bebe:rock

akshaymalik84
September 17th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Hey Rock rock rocky........this one is for you....

"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain"................Sharabi.......:p

Kyun? sahi hai na........

rocky0036
September 17th, 2009, 09:30 PM
Hey Rock rock rocky........this one is for you....

"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain"................Sharabi.......:p

Kyun? sahi hai na........
kabhi tu daru piti hai or kabhi pooja karti hain

rocky0036
September 19th, 2009, 10:14 PM
gaao walo aapne aapne ghar se bhar nikalo:rock

nitindev
September 19th, 2009, 10:24 PM
"main ek baar commit kar deta hoon toh phir main khud ki bhi nahi sunta" Salman Khan (Wanted) :D

deepshi
November 21st, 2009, 11:30 PM
Internal Affairs Investigator and Nick: There's no smoking in this building
Catherine: What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?
Later,ironiaclly, when Nick(detective) is being questioned...he is stuck,frustrated and trapped
Internal Affairs Investigator: There's no smoking in this building, detective.
Nick: [repeating Catherine] What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?




Catherine: Killing isn't like smoking. You can stop.

deepshi
November 21st, 2009, 11:51 PM
U need to watch the body language n sheer confidence...she is ill.. !


Catherine Tramell:Isn’t it possible that you want me to be the killer?
You know how some guys are into blondes, and some guys are into killers?


Catherine Tramell: You know what I like about you? You enjoy being in control. Like me.



Detective-I’m sorry, there’s no smoking in here. It’s a rule.
Catherine Tramel–I don’t like rules



Catherine: Do you have a cigarette?
Curran: I don’t smoke.
Catherine: (bluntly) Yes you do.
Curran: I quit.
Catherine: Congratulations



Catherine: (breaking ice with an ice pick) You like watching me do it, don’t you? Could I have a cigarette too, please. See I told you, you’d start smoking again. Would you lite it for me, thanks (smiles).
Detective Curran: So how much did you pay Neilson for my file?
Catherine: Isn’t he the policeman that you shot, Shooter?



Catherine: I’m not gonna confess all my secrets, Nick, just because I have an ****. You won’t learn anything I don’t want you to learn.
Curran: Yes I will, and then I’ll nail ya.
Catherine: Nah, you’ll just fall in love with me.
Curran: I’m in love with you already.. ..but I’ll nail you anyway. You can put that in your book.

akshaymalik84
November 22nd, 2009, 12:41 AM
Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea. - The Shawshank Redemption

deepshi
November 22nd, 2009, 10:35 AM
Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea. - The Shawshank Redemption

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams.
-ELIZABETH GILBERT

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-OSCAR WILDE

urmiladuhan
November 22nd, 2009, 03:50 PM
...."Elementary, my dear Watson!" ;)

Now isn't this some class?!
Thanks for digging it up :)

urmiladuhan
November 22nd, 2009, 04:17 PM
Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea. - The Shawshank Redemption

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++


Andy's Reply to above in a letter to Red:

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. CLASSIC!!!

akshaymalik84
November 22nd, 2009, 05:51 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++


Andy's Reply to above in a letter to Red:

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. CLASSIC!!!

Most of the important things in life is accomplished by people who just kept on trying. They do hope but never influenced by it.

annch
November 29th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Anjie," I like this distance also. It makes me think of so many more ways to get closer to you."

shailendra
November 30th, 2009, 02:10 AM
Now isn't this some class?!
Thanks for digging it up :)

Sure, Urmila! :)
You see had fortunately been reading up on my Holmes all over again very recently...and as always with these magical classics 'the game was (delightfully) afoot'.... :D

[Note: Doesn't one feel that while easy to miss in that long shadow cast by the main protagonist, its worthy of note that without the faithful Watson asking his pointed, incisive (he was a surgeon after all) line of questioning at all the right moments; the whole narrative would actually be quite deary as is obvious in the few rare cases the detective himself has tried to present, quite blandly I must add...]

and Here's one for the home crowd...
"...You see Watson, when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...." :cool:

shailendra
November 30th, 2009, 02:27 AM
This one is a slightly older Hollywood flick...
But a fantastic one with the greats like Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan producing fabulous performances (in a story about an 'angel's' time on the earth amid mortals).... and if you haven't watched it; it is surely one for the 'rainy' day...

Here are some exmaples of the awesome dialouges that set the tone in there...

Nicolas Cage, "She said, what good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?"......

and some of Meg Ryan's...

Ryan, "I'm not afraid. When they ask me what I liked the best, I'll tell them, it was you......"

"Those eyes. The way he looked right... right down into me."...

"I wait all day, just hoping for one more minute with you, and I don't even know you!"...

anuchhikara
November 30th, 2009, 07:55 PM
"Tumara naam kya hai Basanti......":rock.........hahahahaha

ajit2009
November 30th, 2009, 09:05 PM
:Dchikkara kabhi kisi ko doooooooooosari galti karne ka mauka nahi :Ddeta :boxinghahahah:boxing

jakharanil
November 30th, 2009, 09:20 PM
ese daryange to Business kese karange..... by guru bhai in Guru
agar log aap ki bate kr rhe to samajo ki aap aage badh rhe... also in Guru:cool:

sunillathwal
November 30th, 2009, 10:05 PM
one of my favorites; closing lines of the movie, Alvy (Woody Allen) says

... And l thought of that old joke.
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken."
The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"
The guy says, "l would, but l need the eggs."

Well, l guess that's, now, how l feel about relationships. They're totally irrational, crazy and absurd.
But l guess we keep going through it...
because most of us need the eggs.


nice movie by the way. Allen is superb in this movie.

cooljat
November 30th, 2009, 10:37 PM
.

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.



Again from epic Pulp Fiction !

pawariya
December 1st, 2009, 08:30 PM
frm movie De Dana Dan(Akshay to Karina in a scene)
upar wala jab deta hai to sab kuch phad ke deta hai.....:rock:rock:rock:rock

katariahce
December 2nd, 2009, 08:57 AM
MIND IT-from quickgun murgan
sunni baba--ye dhai kilo ka hath padta hai na to aadmi uthata nahi ooo.......oth jata hai.

deepshi
December 3rd, 2009, 08:04 AM
[to the sheriff]
Hector: You know, sheriff, when friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.

Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.


Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken.


Jack Wells: It's not a science trip.
Kelly Scott: Could you be a little more condescending? 'Cause I'm not real great with subtlety.
Jack Wells: Something in that lake killed somebody, all right? I appreciate your trying to help. I'm really glad that you... brought the RAID.
Kelly Scott: There, that's better.
Jack Wells: Ma'am...
Kelly Scott: Look, if you call me "ma'am" one more time I'll sue you for sexual harrassment, and with today's laws, it's possible.
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's good.

Sheriff Hank Keough: Tents were sent ahead. Should already be set up by the time we get there.
Kelly Scott: Tents? We're staying in TENTS?
Sheriff Hank Keough: I told you, two days we'd have to camp.
Kelly Scott: Yes! Camp! But I thought that meant Ramada Inn. I never heard tents! Will there be toilets?
Jack Wells: Maybe we should just take you back.
Kelly Scott: Why? Because I prefer toilets?
Kelly Scott: Maybe I should just wipe myself with some leafy little piece of poison oak. And then I can spend the whole day scratchin' my ar$e, blendin' in with the natives.

Sheriff Hank Keough: Who are you?
Hector Cyr: Hector Cyr, I said it once, lemme know when it sinks in, OK?



And there are many witty ones that wont be writing here!

rajkphogat
December 3rd, 2009, 09:12 AM
Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga

Picture & Actor sab jante hain.............

rocky0036
December 4th, 2009, 11:59 PM
Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga

Picture & Actor sab jante hain.............

kutte ka khoon itna meeth kasie

monidahiya
December 5th, 2009, 01:22 AM
Border:
When Jackie Shroff said to Sunny "Hum hi hum hain to kya hum hain, tum hi tum ho to kya tum ho". hain to ghani par ibbe yaa e yaad aayi. will add more later
arr 1 bhool gaya naam shaayad Shakti kapoor tha wo kasaayi "tere naam ka kutta paaluun:p"

hahahahahahahaha........

mhundpuriamann
December 5th, 2009, 04:23 AM
dialoges की बात हो अर्र हरयान्वी शोल्ले का नाम न आवै या भोत ना-इन्सफ्फी है !
scene no . 1 गब्बर हान्स्सन लाग ryaa है एक दमम साम्भा उठ्या अर्र बोल्या
साम्भा : रै झकोई सैझ हान्स ले बालका नै drawaiga :rock


कालिया : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है .
गब्बर : मैं भी कहूं व नून की बोरी कुण खाल्ली कर ग्या ,


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !


गाम की भीड़ : भाज ल्यो गब्बर लिया , भाज ल्यो गब्बर आ लिया
बीरू : रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या !


गब्बर : नाच बसंती नाच !
बसंती : कोण नाचू !
गब्बर का आदमी : ताऊ मैं एक जंघा भात मैं जा ऱ्या था , उरै या भोत बढ़िया नाची थी !


गब्बर : रै लियाओ काबली किक्कर के छड्डे काट कै बसंती उनपै नचैगी !

jakharanil
December 5th, 2009, 06:48 PM
in Ghatak, katiya " mene kai bar kaha bujdilo ke banaye huye khilone leke sher mat bano...":cool::rock

singhabhimanyu
December 6th, 2009, 01:22 PM
these r frm "गब्बर फस गया raandya कै" movie. hilarious! especially the "रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या " n "नून की बोरी " ones :D:D.

dialoges की बात हो अर्र हरयान्वी शोल्ले का नाम न आवै या भोत ना-इन्सफ्फी है !
scene no . 1 गब्बर हान्स्सन लाग ryaa है एक दमम साम्भा उठ्या अर्र बोल्या
साम्भा : रै झकोई सैझ हान्स ले बालका नै drawaiga :rock


कालिया : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है .
गब्बर : मैं भी कहूं व नून की बोरी कुण खाल्ली कर ग्या ,


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !


गाम की भीड़ : भाज ल्यो गब्बर लिया , भाज ल्यो गब्बर आ लिया
बीरू : रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या !


गब्बर : नाच बसंती नाच !
बसंती : कोण नाचू !
गब्बर का आदमी : ताऊ मैं एक जंघा भात मैं जा ऱ्या था , उरै या भोत बढ़िया नाची थी !


गब्बर : रै लियाओ काबली किक्कर के छड्डे काट कै बसंती उनपै नचैगी !

vikasbhalothia
December 6th, 2009, 03:48 PM
dialoges की बात हो अर्र हरयान्वी शोल्ले का नाम न आवै या भोत ना-इन्सफ्फी है !
scene no . 1 गब्बर हान्स्सन लाग ryaa है एक दमम साम्भा उठ्या अर्र बोल्या
साम्भा : रै झकोई सैझ हान्स ले बालका नै drawaiga :rock


कालिया : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है .
गब्बर : मैं भी कहूं व नून की बोरी कुण खाल्ली कर ग्या ,


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !


गाम की भीड़ : भाज ल्यो गब्बर लिया , भाज ल्यो गब्बर आ लिया
बीरू : रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या !


गब्बर : नाच बसंती नाच !
बसंती : कोण नाचू !
गब्बर का आदमी : ताऊ मैं एक जंघा भात मैं जा ऱ्या था , उरै या भोत बढ़िया नाची थी !


गब्बर : रै लियाओ काबली किक्कर के छड्डे काट कै बसंती उनपै नचैगी !


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock
SHOLEY HARYANVI MAI BANTI TO AB TAK HOUSE FUL CHALTI

arvind1069
December 7th, 2009, 09:54 AM
thakur sahab main aapke bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hun

kanoon ko apne hath main mat lo

nahi nahi ma ji ye to mera farz tha

rocky0036
December 7th, 2009, 10:43 AM
thakur sahab main aapke bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hun

kanoon ko apne hath main mat lo

nahi nahi ma ji ye to mera farz tha

kasuta hai bhai ek dam thkur ke bacche ki maa ha ha ha ha ha:rock

mhundpuriamann
December 10th, 2009, 07:15 PM
these r frm "गब्बर फस गया raandya कै" movie. hilarious! especially the "रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या " n "नून की बोरी " ones :D:D.

tre 100/100 no. hain bhai...........

vivekdh
December 11th, 2009, 01:42 PM
bhai 1 or cassate me sunna tha

haryanvi ramayan thi ram urr ravan ke yudh kaa scene tha urr paly me ravan koi sukka saa baniya le rakha tha

RAM : ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga

RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.

RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or RAM apni talwar nikal lette hain

1 rakshas Ravan ko talwar detta hai
RAVAN: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.






tre 100/100 no. hain bhai...........

singhabhimanyu
December 11th, 2009, 03:31 PM
हा हा हा हा.. भिघन


ram : Ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga
ravan : Ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.
Ram: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or ram apni talwar nikal lette hain
1 rakshas ravan ko talwar detta hai
ravan: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.

anuchhikara
December 11th, 2009, 03:34 PM
bhai 1 or cassate me sunna tha

haryanvi ramayan thi ram urr ravan ke yudh kaa scene tha urr paly me ravan koi sukka saa baniya le rakha tha

RAM : ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga

RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.

RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or RAM apni talwar nikal lette hain

1 rakshas Ravan ko talwar detta hai
RAVAN: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.



hahahahahahaahahahah............awesome......:rock :rock

deepshi
December 11th, 2009, 05:11 PM
bhai 1 or cassate me sunna tha

haryanvi ramayan thi ram urr ravan ke yudh kaa scene tha urr paly me ravan koi sukka saa baniya le rakha tha

RAM : ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga

RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.

RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or RAM apni talwar nikal lette hain

1 rakshas Ravan ko talwar detta hai
RAVAN: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.
hahahahahhahahahahah

deepshi
December 11th, 2009, 09:24 PM
RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
.

hahaha..funny....

deepshi
December 11th, 2009, 09:26 PM
RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.

.
hahaha...jeez... rrey ram...

deepshi
December 14th, 2009, 01:55 PM
ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !




hahahaha....thats a scream...funny..

anuchhikara
December 14th, 2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzmvwunkAM


the most funny scene........:rock

jitendersandhu
December 16th, 2009, 04:34 PM
Movie Sarkar
" Kisi ko marna jurm hai, lekin kissi ko sahi samay pe marna rajniti hai"

pushpindermalik
January 9th, 2010, 11:22 AM
goga naam hai mera goga
aaya hoon to kuch loot ke jaaunga

pushpindermalik
January 9th, 2010, 11:31 AM
one more from kalyug ki ramayan
hanuman- " ghabrave na maharaaj mil ja gi sita kabhi na kabhi "
ram- " ghabraun na ke baat kah ra hanuman,
tanne ke bera ke dukh ho se lugai bichdde ka,
tanne kona gaya is mahakame ka"

pushpindermalik
January 9th, 2010, 11:48 AM
lo dear ek aur dekho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvapcHPrMUU
its funny
from movie "jane bhi do yaaro" last scene
daropadi cheerharan
when daryodahn refused to do that
n moreover at end when mahabharat turns into akbar play

choudharyneelam
January 9th, 2010, 12:59 PM
'Ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to fir main khud ki bhi nahin sunta' ......yahan main gender change karke bhi kah sakti hun :D

m very much impressed by this dialogue from movie WANTED

msingh
January 9th, 2010, 08:22 PM
Well this one is not my favorite dialogue but wanted to share
"My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist", i think that's one funny dialogue that i have come across

malikdeepak1
January 11th, 2010, 11:44 AM
'Ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to fir main khud ki bhi nahin sunta' ......yahan main gender change karke bhi kah sakti hun :D

m very much impressed by this dialogue from movie WANTED


Exactly on the same lines as John Abrahim said in Dhoom " Mere banaye rules koye nahi tod sakta, main bhi nahi!";)

choudharyneelam
January 11th, 2010, 12:48 PM
Exactly on the same lines as John Abrahim said in Dhoom " Mere banaye rules koye nahi tod sakta, main bhi nahi!";)
oh yes! .......again impressive

kuldeeppunia25
March 2nd, 2011, 09:16 PM
एक है ,यमला पगला दीवाना का.......... जब जोंनि लीवर कहवे स धरमेंदर जाट न के तुम्हारी हिम्मत कैसे हो गयी हमारे इलाके में आने की तो धरमेंदर कहवे स ''ओए इलाका कुत्तों का होता है, बहन के टक्के, शेर का नहीं'' एकदम निकडू,,,,,,,,,,,

shivamchaudhary
March 3rd, 2011, 05:30 PM
Ocean 13.

Matt Damon: "I guess I'll see you when I see you. "

jessbasra
March 5th, 2011, 09:43 PM
SUNNY DEOL ye dhai (2.5) kilo ka haath jab padta hai to admi uthta nahin , uth jata hai

deswaldeswal
March 6th, 2011, 05:51 PM
dost ki hai no...thaks no.......sorry

ravi1
March 6th, 2011, 07:21 PM
jali ko aag kahte h bujhi ko rakh kahte h.... ,(kalicharn h shatrugha ki) is khudgarj duniya me baigarj aadmi milta kahan h-rajkumar

shailender
March 10th, 2011, 11:11 AM
Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!
Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?

shailender
March 10th, 2011, 11:17 AM
Amitabh : Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race
ho ya police ka case ho

shailender
March 10th, 2011, 11:20 AM
Dharmender: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going jail.
In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing....
--: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha hai.
Basnati ki maa: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!.
--: To phir usay marne dogi kya?
Basnati ki maa: Accha theek hai, Veeru, Main thaiyar hoon.
Main thaiyar hoon!!.
Dharmender: Are thumse kown shadhi karega buddiya,
main tho Basanti se shadhi karna chahtha hoon.
Basanti: Veeru, main bhi thaiyar hoon.
Dharmender: Chalo, Basanti thaiyar hai. Buudiya bhi thaiyar hai,
Main neechay uthartha hoon. .... Marna Cancal

shailender
March 10th, 2011, 11:24 AM
Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain…
Vinod Khanna

prashantacmet
March 10th, 2011, 12:41 PM
kaam ki thakaan kaam se hi door hoti hai- konakan sen in movie MIRCH

Malikpriya
March 10th, 2011, 12:45 PM
Thappad se dar nhi lagta sahab , pyar se lagta hai-:cool:------Sunakshi sinha in Dabbang

rakeshsehrawat
March 10th, 2011, 03:55 PM
Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain…
Vinod Khanna

Hath ki Safai

prashantacmet
March 10th, 2011, 04:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvhqZUMzsDo&feature=related

mann oobb gaya hai ..
from ROG by IRFAN khan

rana1
March 10th, 2011, 05:37 PM
Thappad se dar nhi lagta sahab , pyar se lagta hai-:cool:------Sunakshi sinha in Dabbang


Mhare Hath Ka Na Khaya Ebe.........

amankadian
December 5th, 2011, 01:47 AM
Kutto-kamino .........Ma kasam Main tumhara khoon pi jayunga

annch
December 5th, 2011, 02:03 AM
Movie- Singham

"......abhi ke abhi........."
"police ki wardi par teen sher, aur chautha.....yahan"

Malikpriya
March 27th, 2012, 04:10 PM
Yahan se bahut door sahi or galat k paar ek maidaan hai wahi milunga main tujhe.......:) Ranbir kapoor in Rockstar..!!

Moar
April 16th, 2012, 07:16 PM
हाईंह् - अमिताभ बच्चन ( खब्बा हाथ जेब में व सज्जा हाथ टशन में घुमाते हुए )

{ not My favourite, but a Good One }

Moar
April 16th, 2012, 07:19 PM
Once Upon a Time in Mumbai - dialogues >>


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PtkjCGnPG4

Moar
April 16th, 2012, 07:31 PM
Nothing's wrong, just as long as.... You know that someday I will.... Someday, somehow.... I'm gonna make it all right but not right now.... I know You're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that).... Someday, somehow.... I'm gonna make it all right but not right now.... ~ Someday's Lyrics - Nickleback (excerpt)

{ AWESOME }

Moar
April 16th, 2012, 07:41 PM
मैं आदमी आवारा, छड़ा, ते शराबी.... ~ BOHEMIA _ पंजाबी RAP दा बादशाह _ https://twitter.com/#!/iambohemia

htomar
April 17th, 2012, 10:32 AM
Do aansu is aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se,
Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso?
Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata

Moar
May 4th, 2012, 11:08 AM
मैं आदमी आवारा, छड़ा, ते शराबी.... ~ BOHEMIA _ पंजाबी RAP दा बादशाह _ https://twitter.com/#!/iambohemia (https://twitter.com/#%21/iambohemia)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Ytv5qDiEc


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