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vivekdh
September 24th, 2007, 05:23 PM
aise kuch dialog jo apko bahut acche lage ho or khabi khabi uski vazah se hi movie aachi laggi ho


"shrat godon pe lagai jatti hai kathor sheron per nahi "(OMKARA)

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 05:30 PM
Ilaka Kutoon (dogs) ka hota hai aandhi aur toofan ka nahi (lazaa)

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 05:31 PM
My all time fav.

Tension nahi lene ka,
Sirf Dene ka!!!

VPannu
September 24th, 2007, 05:31 PM
Border:
When Jackie Shroff said to Sunny "Hum hi hum hain to kya hum hain, tum hi tum ho to kya tum ho". hain to ghani par ibbe yaa e yaad aayi. will add more later
arr 1 bhool gaya naam shaayad Shakti kapoor tha wo kasaayi "tere naam ka kutta paaluun:p"

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 05:34 PM
One more frm Ghulami movie....one of my all time fav movie -

Mithun always conclude his dialogue with word 'कोई शक!!' I luv the way he speaks thi world in the movie!!~कोई शक!! ;)

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 05:36 PM
Panne this cooooool dialogue belongs to greaaat Mithun Da....movie was Datta I guess!!


Border:
arr 1 bhool gaya naam shaayad Shakti kapoor tha wo kasaayi "tere naam ka kutta paaluun:p"

vivekdh
September 24th, 2007, 05:39 PM
"Main janta hu thume share ki jaroorat nahi hai main to sirf sath dene aaya hu" (TUM BIN)

ssindhu
September 24th, 2007, 05:40 PM
1. sarkar ek soch hai aur sarkar ko maarna hai to pehle soch ko maaro... (sarkar)

2. main usse jaanti hi nahi samjhti bhi hoon (ghayal)

3. wats d way to d future (d aviator)

4. zindgi jeene ke 2 hi tarike hai...jo chal raha hai chalne do ya fir jimmedaari uthao usse badalne ki (RDB)

5. Shalini... ho aur agar tum appne aap se poochogi to ye jaan logi
to ye jaan logi ki tum sirf aur sirf mere liye bani (DCH)

6. matlab se pyar hai ki payr mae matlab (guide)

will carry on with luxury of time

ssindhu
September 24th, 2007, 05:42 PM
"Main janta hu thume share ki jaroorat nahi hai main to sirf sath dene aaya hu" (TUM BIN)
lub u bhai 4 bringing dis dialog

vivekdh
September 24th, 2007, 05:45 PM
ye kon si movie kaa dialog hai :D:D



lub u bhai 4 bringing dis dialog

vivekdh
September 24th, 2007, 05:47 PM
"jalli ko aag kehte hain bhujji ko rakh kehte hain or uss rakh se jo barood bane usse vishvnath kehte hain"(pic. kaa naam yaad nahi )

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 05:51 PM
ohhh-haaaaa!!! Al Pacino in Scent of Woman, he rocks in the movie!! couple of dialogues I really luv of this movie -


1) God must be F***ing Genius who created Woman.....

2) hummm......I need a drink!!!

VPannu
September 24th, 2007, 06:00 PM
"jalli ko aag kehte hain bhujji ko rakh kehte hain or uss rakh se jo barood bane usse vishvnath kehte hain"(pic. kaa naam yaad nahi )yaa e te hai movie.

Maniisha
September 24th, 2007, 06:12 PM
Amrita Rao : Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh lot kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.

jhuria
September 24th, 2007, 06:15 PM
sunni baba--ye dhai kilo ka hath padta hai na to aadmi uthata nahi ooo.......oth jata hai.

Maniisha
September 24th, 2007, 06:26 PM
Dosti, jo har rishtey se upar hai, kyon ki dosti hi hai, jo har rishtey ki shuruaath hai*

shashiverma
September 24th, 2007, 06:44 PM
Well dialogs ka jikar ho..aur "sholay" ka naam na ho..not fair.....
sabse interesting dialog jo mujhee lagta hai......"Tum joth bol rahai ho"....(Syhaad wahee to ek saach bola hai..ha ha ha).....itnee saree movies mai hai
And genuinely gud dialogs...bohut lambee list hai....aur kam sabdo mei lekhna hai to.....apna chutoo (Obv Aamir Khan...(not those old stuff)...) jo bolega..I can add that to favorite dialogs..he he he....

skarmveer
September 24th, 2007, 06:53 PM
"Doodh mangogey to kheer dengey agar Kashmir mangogey to cheer dengey"

Normally filmi ganey or dialog yaad nahi rehtey per yeh shyad hamesh yaad rahega.

ritu
September 24th, 2007, 06:58 PM
1kuch kuch hota hai movie se sharukh ka
hum sirf ek baar jeete hai ek baar martae hai aur shadi bhi ek bar kartae hai
2 hum sirf hum hai baki sab paani kum hai
3 basanti tu in kutto ke saamne nahi nachegi

sjakhars
September 24th, 2007, 07:49 PM
Ek sholay ka dialogue hai....
" Basanti, tumhara naam kya hai?" :D :) :p ;)

sjakhars
September 24th, 2007, 08:38 PM
Aapne mere all time fav. dialogue likh diya Manoj ji. thanks so much.
Movie: Damini.
"...Jab ye dhai kilo ka hath padta hai to aadmi uthta nahi uth jata hai."
Isi me aage hai: " Chaddha, samjha ise ........... aise khilone bajar me bahut milte hain magar inko chalane ke liye jo kaleja chahiye wo kisi dukan me nahi milta, use mard lekar paida hota hai."

sunni baba--ye dhai kilo ka hath padta hai na to aadmi uthata nahi ooo.......oth jata hai.

jitender_singh
September 24th, 2007, 09:04 PM
all time favourite sholay movie ka - 'tera kya hoga kaliya'

ek Ajit ki movie ka dialogue hai - isey liquid oxygen main daal do oxygen isey marne nahee degee aur liquid isey jeene nahee degee'

neels
September 24th, 2007, 09:06 PM
Dialogue ki baat chale aur Raj Kumar ki baat na ho.....:confused:
"Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hain, wo doosron k gharon pe pathar nahin fenka kerte" -WAQT
"Hum aayenge , aur zaroor aayenge, wo waqt bhi hamara hoga, tareekh bhi hamari hogi.......etc.etc....." - Saudagar

taareekh se yaad aaya..... Sunny's dialogue in Damini... "Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh............aur fir milti hai taarekh"

One more of sunny Deol.. in Ghatak...." Kaatiya apne kutton se kehde........." aage yaad nahin.. bt dialogue bahut badhiya tha.

right shashi... sholay ka to kya muqabla...:)

ll come again wid more....

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 09:13 PM
Sholay is Epic Cult movie....no comparison at all!!


I simply luv this dialogue - Basanti.....tumhara naam kya hai??? :D :D :D

dkumars
September 24th, 2007, 11:39 PM
[quote=neels;148192]Dialogue ki baat chale aur Raj Kumar ki baat na ho.....:confused:
"Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hain, wo doosron k gharon pe pathar nahin fenka kerte" -WAQT


taareekh se yaad aaya..... Sunny's dialogue in Damini... "Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh............aur fir milti hai taarekh"
quote]


Hmmm... u have stolen my fav dialogs

Well aur bhi bahut hai...

Damini... Chaddha kuch tarein aisi hoti hai ki bachhe bhi patang utaar latein hai, par jis taar ko tune choo liya hai, aisa jhatka lagega ki jhatakna bhool jayega.

Damini... Kadam pinjre mein band sher par bachhe bhi moofaliya maar detein hai, khulein mein sher ka shikar karega, mard hone ki galat fahmi door ho jayegi

cooljat
September 24th, 2007, 11:49 PM
Well, how can I forget the one dilaogue that is so very true -

Zindgi ka maza to Khatte mein hi hai!!! ;) ;) ;)

movie Diljale

dkumars
September 24th, 2007, 11:54 PM
Dialogue ki baat chale aur Raj Kumar ki baat na ho.....:confused:
One more of sunny Deol.. in Ghatak...." Kaatiya apne kutton se kehde........." aage yaad nahin.. bt dialogue bahut badhiya tha.




....Kaatiya apne kutton se kehde, mard ban ne ka itna hi shauk hai to khule mein sher ka shikar karein

Border- Shunil Shetty: Sir, mein aapse poochta hoon jab ma badsoorat hoti hai to kya bachhe use pyaar nahi kartein --- i simply love this dialog


Border--- Mathuradas iss se pehle mein tujhe gaddar karar deke goli maar doon bhaaaaaggggg ja yahan se


DON : Don ko pakadna Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin hai

DDLJ----Senorita..bade bade shaharon mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai

Sholay: Arri ooo chamiya ... Jyaada nakhra kiya na to..ye jo gori chamdi hai na..saare badan se Khurach khurach kar utaar doonga.. samajhi


Sholay : Jaantein ho duniya ka sabse bada bojh kya hai, baap ke kandhe par bete ka janada phir bhi mein allah se kehta hoon mujhe do char betein kyon nahi diye iss gaon par sheed hone ko.

hamendra
September 24th, 2007, 11:59 PM
Hei Bai Hum To Gobar Ke Upple Hei Jo Itihass Tale Dabe Rahte,
Eak Baar Aag Laga Ke To Dekho,Eaise Dhadhkeinge Ki Jala Ke Rakh Kar Deinge.
(Hu Tu Tu ---> By Nana Ptekar)

dkumars
September 25th, 2007, 12:09 AM
Sholay--- Sardar meine aapka namak khaya hai, le abb goli kha... dhichkyaaoon .... ye bhi bach gaya ... hoohaa hoohaa hooooohahhhaaa... teeno bach gaye saalein


Sholay---- Holi kab hai holi...

Sholay---- Door gaon mein jab bachha rota hai toh maa kehti hai so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega

Sholay--- Kitna inaam rakhi hai sarkar hum pe, sardar poore 50000

shailendra
September 25th, 2007, 12:17 AM
"Humaari Hockey mein 'Chakkae' nahee hote!"... (Chak De India! :D)

I know ! I know! I know! (Gosh do I know that!)...........and also that we won! Cricket World Champs in the shortest version of the game!!! Chak Diya India! (BTW, ShahRukh Khan was there and could be seen going crazy hugging the team after the win!)

Yaaaa, (I love everything about this day, it's darkish at 2:00 in the afternoon, it's a deary Monday and raining like cat's and dogs outside the usually sunny Miami, but man, it couldn't be brighter and more joyous today!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... ;):D;)

cooljat
September 25th, 2007, 12:44 AM
Aurat ka Dimag Shaitaan ka ghonsla!!! :p :p :p

By Danny....movie Andar-Bahar!!

dkumars
September 25th, 2007, 01:05 AM
Aurat ka Dimag Shaitaan ka ghonsla!!! :p :p :p

By Danny....movie Andar-Bahar!!



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hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehheheheheheheh eheheheheheheh
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Bhai pagal kar diya tere dialog ne... jai Danny saaabbbbbbbb

yogeshdahiya007
September 25th, 2007, 01:11 AM
jeet- in hatton ne hatiyaarr choodee hai kajal .......chalana nahi bhoollee.

ghatak- ye majdoor ka haath hai katiya..loha pinghla kar uska akaar badal deta hai , ye takkat khoon-paseene se kamayi roti ki hai.....mujhe kisike tukdo pe palne ki zaroorat nahi...

dhaddkan- main tumhe bhul jaun aisa hoo nahi sakta, tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hoone nahi doonga.

fanah- pani se pyas na bujhi...maikhane ki traf chal nikla
socha khuda se teri sikayat karun .....par wo bhi tera asshiq nikla.

pnauhwar21
September 25th, 2007, 02:51 AM
Sholay anytime :) few more remaining ..

- yunki.. ye kaun bola..
- hum angrezon ke zamane ke Jailer hain.. ha ha
- ise kise paise de doon
- Yahan itna sannatta kyon hai bhai - Evergreen A.K. Hangal
- ye hath mujhe de de thakur..

- main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa bachha hoon - Shakti Kapoor in chalbaaz

aur ye wale diaglogue to har movie mein mil jayenge :
- Main tumhari bacche ki maa bannewali hoon...
- Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do..

poonam
September 25th, 2007, 03:02 AM
To add on for Sholay:
Kitni pyari batein karti hai....(pause) ...bahot sari batein karti hai...;)

From Dil Chahta Hai (one of my fav movies): hum cake khane ke liye kahi bhi jaa sakte hai.....:D

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 10:24 AM
"MARD ko dard nahi hota " (mard):D

devdahiya
September 25th, 2007, 11:03 AM
"MARD ko dard nahi hota " (mard):D



Terra kehn ka matlab se akk jiskei dard ho se ow mard na honta.....ya e keh se na tu....lya tnnei gerr ke char ghessle dhharrun terri kadd mein ferr bujhjhungga terre dard ho se akk nahin....yo kham-kha ka rolla shurru karwa diya haddei.........Behuddey.....!......Tu pakka saneecghjar nei aaya hoga iss dharti pei...hey-2-2.........Ibb isske dard hoga dekhiyo!

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 11:18 AM
kaka yu to amitab ka dialog hai mera koni :D
maine to mangalvar ne avtar liya tha darti pe :D



Terra kehn ka matlab se akk jiskei dard ho se ow mard na honta.....ya e keh se na tu....lya tnnei gerr ke char ghessle dhharrun terri kadd mein ferr bujhjhungga terre dard ho se akk nahin....yo kham-kha ka rolla shurru karwa diya haddei.........Behuddey.....!......Tu pakka saneecghjar nei aaya hoga iss dharti pei...hey-2-2.........Ibb isske dard hoga dekhiyo!

jagatpalsingh
September 25th, 2007, 11:38 AM
Don ka intezar to 12 mulko ki police kar rahi hai. Lekin Don ko pakadna muskhil he nahi, namumkin bhi hai - Amitabh Bachchan, Don (1978)
Mogamo Khush hua - Amrish Puri, Mr. India (1987)
Jab tak bhetne ko na kaha jaye, khade raho! Yeh Police station hai Tumhare baap ka ghar nahi! - Amitabh Bachchan, Zanjeer (1973)
Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke haath hai jahanpana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein. hum sab toh rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai. Kan, Kaun, kaise uthega, yeh koi Nahi janta. - Rajesh Khanna, Anand (1970)
Kaun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai… -Shahrukh Khan, Devdas (2002)
Jab gaaon main bachchha rota hain,to uski maa kahti hai ki beta soja soja warna crime master gogo aa jayega.. Aamir Khan, Andaz Apna Apna (1994)
Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!
-Sridevi, Lamhe (1991)
Rishtey main to hum tumharey baap lagtey hain, Naam hai Shenshah
Amitabh Bachchan, Shahenshah (1988)

jagatpal singh
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rahultokas
September 25th, 2007, 11:46 AM
Babu jee ney kahaa, gaon chodd do
sab ney kahaa, paaro ko chodd do
Paaro Kehtii hai, Sharaab Chodd do:D (yo bhi koi choddann ki cheej sai)
Abb tum kehtey ho kii, yeh havelii chodd do
Ek dinn aayegaa, woh kahegaa... Duniyaa hi choddd do


Kaun Kammbhakhatt bardaasatt karney k liye peetaa hai:p

My all time fav.

Hum ek baar jeetey hai, ek baar martey hai, shaadi bhi ek baar kartey hai aur pyaar..... pyaar bhi ek baar hotaa hai - Kuch Kuch hotaaa hai




Rahul........... Naaam to sunaa hogaa:p

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 11:55 AM
"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

----------------------POLICE & COURT------------------------------------
"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
"Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

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* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"

---------------------------MAA/BAAP ke dialog.......................................

* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

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* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"


* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"


* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"


* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"


* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"


* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "


* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "


* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "


* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "


* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "


* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "


* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"


* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"


* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "


* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "


* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "


* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"


* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"


* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"


*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."



* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"


* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"


* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."


* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."


* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "


* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"


* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "


* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "


* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."


* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "


* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"


* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"


* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "


* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"


* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"


* "Driver, gaadi roko"


* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"


* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


* " Goli se udaa do usse"


* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"


* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"


* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"


* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."


* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"


* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"


* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "


* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"


* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."


* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "


* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"


* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "


* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 11:58 AM
Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"

* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."



Here are ten more contributed by Deepak Deolalikar:

1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

6. ham barbad ho gaye

7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta

jagatpalsingh
September 25th, 2007, 11:59 AM
"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

maroonga "


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "


aapne to sare bollywood ke dialoge likh dale
bahu dabhiya..........!

dndeswal
September 25th, 2007, 12:08 PM
.
"कालिया जहां खड़ा होता है, लाइन वहीं से शुरू होती है" (अमिताभ बच्चन - फिल्म ’कालिया’)

"अरे ओ सांभा, कितने आदमी थे रे?" (फिल्म ’शोले’)

"बसन्ती, इन कुत्तों के आगे मत नाचना" (धर्मेन्द्र - फिल्म ’शोले’)

"कमीने, शेर कभी कुत्ते के हाथों मरा है?" (दिलीप कुमार - फिल्म ’राम और श्याम’)
.

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 12:10 PM
Sharabi
i) Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai
ii) Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain
iii) Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai
iv) Moochen hon to Natthulal jaisi, warna na hon...

Shahenshah
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

DEEWAR
i)Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne mere hath par yeh likh diya tha ki Mera Baap...
ii)Mien aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...

Kaaliya
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai

Namakhalal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suraten ek jaisi hi lagti hian

ssindhu
September 25th, 2007, 12:14 PM
neeri waar ho li thi viv padhte padhte...er 'bachaoooo' na deekha...per neeche sik dekhya er 'dil ne kaha yahi to hai wo'. lol

per ek aur bhool gya tu "nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 12:41 PM
"APNE HI PAANI MAIN GHUL JAANA BURF(ICE) KA MUKKADAR HOTA HAI"(swadesh)

akshaye:ye tumhare gaal pe kya hai? john:dari hai. maine aaj subha banayi thi. akshaye: tumne aaj subha banayi thi aur ab tak vaapas bhi aa gayi. ye shaving cream hai ya chavanprash(garam masala)

SRK to Kajol in DDLJ : Muje aaj tak is baat samaj nahi aati ke log ek ladki ke saath apni poori zindagi guzar laytey hai......

rajkharb
September 25th, 2007, 01:03 PM
Dharmender ka fev: kute m tera khun pi jaunga
krod ko palna seekh kasi:ghatak
mere jesa jigra to rakhte ho per kaminapan kahan se laoge:china gate
mahbharat fev: shant gadadhari Bhim shant,
tumhare paon dekhe bahut khubsurat h, inhe jameen par nahi rakhna maile ho jainge:pakija
rajkumar dialog king fev:jaani......hum aankho se surma nahi nikalte..aankhe hi nikal lete h:tiranga
hum apne hath m pipe or jeb me istifa rakhte h.:surya
ila plane:s.ten
kresto mukharji: hihe....hihe
nam h prem prem chopda: boby
my name is bond..jems bond
arrreee ooooo sambha ......ji sardar: sholay

bhupendra
September 25th, 2007, 01:28 PM
Risk to road par karne mein bhee hai : COMPANY

ab ye kisee professor ka beta khaan rah gaya hai : APHARN

JANWAR KE SAATH JAANWAR BANANA PADTA HAI BABU JI : JIDDI

rohit62
September 25th, 2007, 01:41 PM
sonia, mujhe 2 tarah ki ladki pasand nahi aati, ek woh jo mere pass bahut jaldi ah jaye aur ek woh jo mere paas aane mein bahut der lagaye------ DON

cooljat
September 25th, 2007, 01:48 PM
Ish dhande mein Experience ka nahi Daring ka jaroorat hai!!

Hooda in move 'D'

cooljat
September 25th, 2007, 01:51 PM
Sanju Baba at its best -

"Saara Din tu Bhonkega ya kaatega bhi!!"

Sanjay dutt to Amitabh in movie Kaante.

ssindhu
September 25th, 2007, 01:57 PM
sonia, mujhe 2 tarah ki ladki pasand nahi aati, ek woh jo mere pass bahut jaldi ah jaye aur ek woh jo mere paas aane mein bahut der lagaye------ DON
hm rohitttttttttttt finally u conveyed urself. ha ha ha ha

jagatpalsingh
September 25th, 2007, 02:23 PM
sala ek machhar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai...

rohit62
September 25th, 2007, 02:25 PM
hm rohitttttttttttt finally u conveyed urself. ha ha ha ha

hahaha,,thats a gr8 one seema , am a crazy fan of amitabh( of 70,s/8o,s) an like all his dialoges

mukeshkumar007
September 25th, 2007, 02:25 PM
dhaddkan- main tumhe bhul jaun aisa hoo nahi sakta, tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hoone nahi doonga.

.[/COLOR]

bhai kimmi to hone do yaar..:)

Border :- Marne ki baat aaj to ki hai phir mat karna bhairosingh..kyoki yudhh mar ke nai maar ke jeete jate hai...

Mughle-ajaam : Ba Khuda hum mohhabat ke dushmna nai hai lakin ushulo ke gulam hai !!

Gadar :- sari duniya janti hai jab desh ajad huwa tha to hamne tumhe ... crore rupiye diye the tab jake tumhare sir par tarpal ayi thi..goli chalne ki baat karte hoo..sidhe sidhe apni beti ko vidha kar do warna agar aaj yeh jatt bigadh gaya to saikdo ko to le hi marega...

Chak De India - mujhe states ke naam na to sunai dete hai aur na hi dikhai..mujhe sirf ek naam sunai deta hai aur wo hai INDIA...

& .. yeh 72 minutes tumse koi nahi cheen sakta...

rahultokas
September 25th, 2007, 02:40 PM
bhai kimmi to hone do yaar..:)

Gadar :- sari duniya janti hai jab desh ajad huwa tha to hamne tumhe ... crore rupiye diye the tab jake tumhare sir par tarpal ayi thi..goli chalne ki baat karte hoo..sidhe sidhe apni beti ko vidha kar do warna agar aaj yeh jatt bigadh gaya to saikdo ko to le hi marega...



yo "Fill in the blanks" kaa question sai k???:D

bhai... 65 crore rappiye diye they... jibb inn k sirr pai tirpaaal aayeee theee... naa yeh bheej e baarish mai:D

mukeshkumar007
September 25th, 2007, 02:43 PM
yo "Fill in the blanks" kaa question sai k???:D

bhai... 65 crore rappiye diye they... jibb inn k sirr pai tirpaaal aayeee theee... naa yeh bheej e baarish mai:D

hahaha.. wo mujhe yaad nai tha isliye maine khali hi rakh diya..mujhe barosha tha ki koi to hoga jiske exact figure yaad ho.. :)

bsiwach
September 25th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Few more of Sholay!:D

Any no. of times you hear this it makes you laugh!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GjmTf3rlY&mode=related&search=

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 02:51 PM
Aamir khan to Ajay in Ishq : Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Kal Ho Na Ho : Mere naina sirf Naina kon dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!

Maniisha
September 25th, 2007, 03:30 PM
PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. :)


MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. :)


MUNNA BHAI Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. :)

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 03:40 PM
Ajay Devgan In Kaal: Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte. :eek:

Ajay in kaal: kaha tha na saab zinda rahe to phir milengey. aap zinda bhi hain; aur phir mile bhi. :eek:

rahultokas
September 25th, 2007, 03:50 PM
Ittnaaa sannaaataa kyon hai bhai????:D

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 03:59 PM
koi to jalwa..jee haan
koi to jalwa khuda ke vaastei deedar mei dikhai de...
sang dil to mil chukei saikrro...jee hazoor...
sang dil to mil chukei hain to saikrro...
pehlei koi ehlei dil to dekhai de (wah wah wah) ---:)
( ab tumhare hawalei watan saathiyon)

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 04:34 PM
Abkey sawan jane hamse kya khata huee,
hamara ghar chor, sare saher mein barsaat huee....
AKSHA Y KUMAR (ab tumhare hawale watan saathiyon):

rahultokas
September 25th, 2007, 05:04 PM
Naa koi martaa hai.. naa koi maartaaa hai
yeh mai nahi kehtaa.. Gita mey likhaa hai
Mai to sirf ek Nimmitt maatrr hoon

-Aks - Raghu urrf Manoj Bajpaii

To Tumhey kyaa lagtaa hai.. mai iss takiye parr rozz baith taaa hoon:D

-Dill Chaahtaa Hai - Saif Ali Khan


and i luv this dialog

Aisaa hi hoon mai:)

-Pyaar to hona hi thaa - Ajay Devgan

neels
September 25th, 2007, 05:11 PM
Naa koi martaa hai.. naa koi maartaaa hai
yeh mai nahi kehtaa.. Gita mey likhaa hai
Mai to sirf ek Nimmitt maatrr hoon

-Aks - Raghu urrf Manoj Bajpaii

To Tumhey kyaa lagtaa hai.. mai iss takiye parr rozz baith taaa hoon:D

-Dill Chaahtaa Hai - Saif Ali Khan

Ohhhhhh I too love these both dialogues.... rather DCH had many superb one liners...

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 05:13 PM
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....(Dil
Chahta Hai)

"Mohabbat mein aisa anjaam ayga kabhi socha na tha roigi tu
aur sakoon dil ko ayga khabhi socha na tha" (Bobby deol in
Jurm to Lara)

kabir
September 25th, 2007, 05:59 PM
suhaagraat nite[/B], wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"



Bhai Vivek, bad ke do samwaad bhi kya suhagrat waley section mein hi hain?? Ahem, ooh ooh;)

vivekdh
September 25th, 2007, 06:02 PM
hahahahahahahaha
na bhai naa wo katti alag hain :D


Bhai Vivek, bad ke do samwaad bhi kya suhagrat waley section mein hi hain?? Ahem, ooh ooh;)

ritu
September 25th, 2007, 06:26 PM
hum bolege to bologe ki bolta hai

jat2007dahiya
September 25th, 2007, 07:19 PM
:)
1. jin ke ghar sishe ke hon woh doosron ke gharo par phatthar nahi fekann karte chinoy seth------by Raj kumar

2. tumhe pata hai ki aarush kedi kuddi nu nahi pata sakta jinu woh pattana nahi chahata......by akshay
'Hey Baby"
3. mein tumhe bhol jaoon yeh ho nahi sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool jaaon yeh mein hoone nahi doonga.--------by suniel shetty "dhadkan"
:)

deepakchoudhry
September 25th, 2007, 08:03 PM
Film : Guide

1) Ek baat boloun Rosy..... Jo apni Kismat per rotay hai...Unki Kismat bhi un per roti hai.

2) Lachaari ek vaham hai ....Vaham

3) Jaisay Maut ek Khayal hai..Vaisay Zindagi bhi ek Kahyal hai

Na Dukh Hai, Na Sukh Hai, Na Din Na Duniya

Sirf Main hoon, Sirf Main, Main

neels
September 25th, 2007, 09:33 PM
I guess everyone wud ve heard it.. wen the song "Tere bina zindagi se shikwa to nahin" sunte honge..

Sanjeev Kumar - ye jo arabi mein aaytein likhi hai na, inhe din mein padhna chahiye, din mein ye bikul saaf nazar aata hai
Suchitra Sen - kahan aa paungi main din mein.....
Sanjeev Kumar - ye jo chaand hai na , ise raat mein dekhna, ye din mein nahin nikalta
Suchitra Sen - ye to roz nikalta hoga
Sanjeev Kumar - haan, lekin beech mein amavas aa jati hai; vaise to amavas 15 din ki hoti hai, lekin is baar bahut lambi thi..........
Suchitra Sen - 9 baras lambi thi naaaaaa
.................................................. ................

tum jo kehdo to aaj ki raat chaand doobega nahin,,,, raat ko rauk lo....(song continues...)

N hey folks,,,, I didn't copy paste...:( I remember this one by Heart. :)

deepakchoudhry
September 25th, 2007, 09:46 PM
I guess everyone wud ve heard it.. wen the song "Tere bina zindagi se shikwa to nahin" sunte honge..

Sanjeev Kumar - ye jo arabi mein aaytein likhi hai na, inhe din mein padhna chahiye, din mein ye bikul saaf nazar aata hai
Suchitra Sen - kahan aa paungi main din mein.....
Sanjeev Kumar - ye jo chaand hai na , ise raat mein dekhna, ye din mein nahin nikalta
Suchitra Sen - ye to roz nikalta hoga
Sanjeev Kumar - haan, lekin beech mein amavas aa jati hai; vaise to amavas 15 din ki hoti hai, lekin is baar bahut lambi thi..........
Suchitra Sen - 9 baras lambi thi naaaaaa
.................................................. ................

tum jo kehdo to aaj ki raat chaand doobega nahin,,,, raat ko rauk lo....(song continues...)

N hey folks,,,, I didn't copy paste...:( I remember this one by Heart. :)

Great film, I have it in my collection. Way ahead of its time.

shashiverma
September 25th, 2007, 09:50 PM
dts gud one neel...Even i was abt to write dt.....phir socha kitna saara lekhana padega.....aur yaad bhee to nahin rehtai na.....gud u wrote dt....i like them a lot.....nd wo Muglai azam, rajaisultan, tum bin nd got your mail (or u have got mail???)........aur bohut saarai angreze waale bhee thee..lekhna muskil hai yaar......

yudhvirmor
September 25th, 2007, 10:07 PM
Main Kya Beche ke Jaan lega (Akshay Kumar)

sjakhars
September 25th, 2007, 11:50 PM
Anybody remember the dialogue in song: " mera jeevan kora kahaj kora hi rah gaya.....
It goes like..... shirt ke button toote hain......button lagane wala koi nahi.... thi ek.... magar aisi gai ki lautkar..............
I love this song and the dialogue.

poonam
September 26th, 2007, 01:13 AM
:D
Bhai Vivek, bad ke do samwaad bhi kya suhagrat waley section mein hi hain?? Ahem, ooh ooh;)

Waah kya uchch vichaar hain, true to your name....:p;)

"Nahinnnnnnnnnn ye nahin ho sakta. Maine tumhe kya samjha aur tum kya nikle.....".......hahahahhaa :D Neechey dekh ke type kar rahe they kya..hehheh..;) screen per bhi paddh lena next time......:p

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 10:48 AM
"mein kaha tha na yeh duniya bohat chotti hai..aur yeh zindagi
bohat lambi"(Saif in Hum Tum)

deepshi
September 26th, 2007, 11:06 AM
Main is Geeta;) per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

geeta pe hi kyon?!!:D

deepshi
September 26th, 2007, 11:14 AM
Man 1: Tumhaare ghar mein kyaa maa, behen nahi he?
(Don't you have a mom or sister at home?):mad::D
Ranjeet's rejoinder: Maa, behen to hai; lekin biwi nahi hai!
(Yeh, yeh. I have a mom and sister, but no wife!)
Audience Member: Abbe maaro saale ko!!
(O !you, beat-up the brother-in-law!!:p:rolleyes::D

deepshi
September 26th, 2007, 11:16 AM
Basanti - Chal Dhano! Aaj teri basanti ki izzhat ka saval hei
Dhano - Arain Basanti agar tere peeche char daku hein to mere
peeche bhi char ghode hain.Meri izzhat ka bhi saval hai:D

deepshi
September 26th, 2007, 11:20 AM
Dharmendra: Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karounga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - susait, sosait, sossaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait:D

one person: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
other : Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!:p

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 11:29 AM
Hum jaise tanha logon ka ab rona kya muskana kya,
jab chahne wala koi na ho to jeena kya mar jana kya...
sarhad paar ek aisa shaqs hai jo apke liye apni jaan bhi de
sakta hai
Preity: ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain...
Srk: Us ek nadaani ke sahare main apni puri zindagi zeenewala hun...
----(VEER ZAARA)

dkumars
September 26th, 2007, 12:00 PM
Sholay - Hamara naam Soorma Bopali aisei nye hai

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 12:14 PM
yeh hamara darr hi hai joh hame hindustan se
itna door rakh ke bhi hindustan pe huqoomat karne ki ijaazat
de ta hai...sab derrein ge baba sikander se...sab (Mithun in Elaan)

rahultokas
September 26th, 2007, 12:28 PM
Mumbaii kaaa King Kaun??????????

Bhikhuu:) in Satyaa

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 12:31 PM
1 or nd tha dialog bhai satyaa kaa

e tune batlii nich kyu phenki c......;)



Mumbaii kaaa King Kaun??????????

Bhikhuu:) in Satyaa

rahultokas
September 26th, 2007, 12:34 PM
1 or nd tha dialog bhai satyaa kaa

e tune batlii nich kyu phenki c......;)


hahahaha.. nu tai ek aur thaaa

dedh futtiyaaa ki F...... gayeee:p

ssindhu
September 26th, 2007, 12:37 PM
Film : Guide

1) Ek baat boloun Rosy..... Jo apni Kismat per rotay hai...Unki Kismat bhi un per roti hai.

2) Lachaari ek vaham hai ....Vaham

3) Jaisay Maut ek Khayal hai..Vaisay Zindagi bhi ek Kahyal hai

Na Dukh Hai, Na Sukh Hai, Na Din Na Duniya

Sirf Main hoon, Sirf Main, Main
sir d last one frm guide was fabulous. it's my fav movie. infact d dialog is called soliloquy in literature. d complete dialog is bigger n really d gist of gita

anuaniljakhar
September 26th, 2007, 01:17 PM
*** Muangobo kush hua***
Mr india ka

***Every thing planned in my life***
Ajnabi me

***kitne aadmai the re kalia***
shoole

***Tharik pe tharik me lord***
damani

for more
call me
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Anil JAkhar
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Jaipur

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 01:35 PM
uss raat jab muje aarti ki yaad aayi to wo raat bahut bhari padi muje

"jane kya soch ker nahi gujra
wo ek pal sarri raat nahi gujra "

(KINARA)

cooljat
September 26th, 2007, 01:53 PM
KAKA @ its best

Pushpa, I hate tears!!!

I feel like ... :o to listen this amazin dialogue :p

dkumars
September 26th, 2007, 02:18 PM
*** Muangobo kush hua***
Mr india ka

***Every thing planned in my life***
Ajnabi me

***kitne aadmai the re kalia***
shoole

***Tharik pe tharik me lord***
damani

for more
call me
99286 00069




Bhai red color waali baat kuch samajh mein nahi aaye ... Kisliye call karein aur koun call kare... thoda khulkar bataye.

Dhanyawad

vivekdh
September 26th, 2007, 02:45 PM
durr hotte hote wo aawaj dub gai sun ne ke liye sirf aavagen reh gai
chandan chala gaya, itni durr chala gaya ki aarti ke liye wo fasle tai kerna namumkin ho gaya murr ker jab bhi dekha chandan ka chehra nazar nahi aaya
gunjte hue majji se sirf itna hi sunai diya "naam gum jayega chehra ye badal jayega meri aawaj hi pehchan hai gar yaad rahe to "

(KINARA)

dkumars
September 26th, 2007, 03:26 PM
The Legend Of Bhagat Singh -- Toh thiek hai jailar saab aap namak ka huk atta karo mein mitti ka huk atta karta hoon.

sunitahooda
September 26th, 2007, 05:16 PM
Dev....Off-Topic....oops! mai bi:o

Bhai red color waali baat kuch samajh mein nahi aaye ... Kisliye call karein aur koun call kare... thoda khulkar bataye.

Dhanyawad

kabir
September 26th, 2007, 05:21 PM
:D

Waah kya uchch vichaar hain, true to your name....:p;)

"Nahinnnnnnnnnn ye nahin ho sakta. Maine tumhe kya samjha aur tum kya nikle.....".......hahahahhaa :D

Aaj khush to bohot hogi tum;). heheh

VPannu
September 26th, 2007, 09:58 PM
*** Muangobo kush hua***
achha hoya Amrish Puri yo paddhan te pahle marr gaya, na te yo paddh ke jarruur marr jaata:o;)
Ghodaa ghaas se dosti kar lega to khaayega kya(SHOLAY)

prashantacmet
September 26th, 2007, 09:59 PM
jindgi wo hotti hai jo apne faislooien pe jee jaaye........................

prashantacmet
September 26th, 2007, 10:01 PM
jab insaan ke paas sab kuch hotta hai lekin wo nahi hotta jisse wo sabse jyada chahta hai, to insaan janwar ban jaata hai.....................tum ek rog ho maaya.....................................

shashiverma
September 27th, 2007, 12:05 AM
SRK:
Ki Ki Ki Ki ...Kiran.....from movie Darr

Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein.......Mohabbatein

Kabhi kabhi kuch Jeetne ke liya kuch haar na parta hai, aur haar ke jeetne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain

DDLJ........It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain

Hum dil de chukai sanam....ajay devgan: Ek baat bolo..kuch nahin...

vivekdh
September 27th, 2007, 04:10 PM
Ab raat ko kon sa khel khelenge padosi boom ba boom karenge:D (Hera Pheri)

yashbeniwal
September 27th, 2007, 09:27 PM
Chillaa aur chillaa
film tane bera e hogi,,,,,;)


Ab raat ko kon sa khel khelenge padosi boom ba boom karenge:D (Hera Pheri)

yashbeniwal
September 27th, 2007, 09:34 PM
Shashi Kapoor : Deewar

Mere paas MAA hai,,,

Amitabh : O daddu tummmm

Ajay Devgan : Apni aankhen bandh karo sanjana,,,kyunki kabhi kabhi insaan band aankhon se bhi wo dekh leta hai jise khuli aankhein kabhi nahi dekh paati,,,:cool:

vivekdh
September 28th, 2007, 10:57 AM
iss line me exp. kaa nahi daring kaa jaroorat hota hai (D)

rahultokas
September 28th, 2007, 01:39 PM
:)
1. jin ke ghar sishe ke hon woh doosron ke gharo par phatthar nahi fekann karte chinoy seth------by Raj kumar




Jinn k ghar shishey k hottey hai.... wo "Light bandd karr k kapdey badaltey hai":D:):p;)

Maniisha
September 28th, 2007, 01:55 PM
Jinn k ghar shishey k hottey hai.... wo "Light bandd karr k kapdey badaltey hai":D:):p;)

Rahul Bhai,
I think this is the best hillarious & sensible joke in this thread....:D:D:p

dkumars
September 28th, 2007, 01:59 PM
Ye dharti jhaad aur bichu he nahi sher bhi paida karti hai... ji haan sher --- Border

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 03:30 PM
vivek yo te naa likh raakhya se tanne
ke giddad ki maut aati h to sahar ki taraf bhaagta h

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 03:31 PM
aare tamne sabte famous dilog te likhya nhi
yo te har ek movie me mille jaa se
I LOVE U

vivekdh
September 28th, 2007, 03:33 PM
bhai tanne likha manne likha 1 hi baat hai likha hona chahiye adde bus :)



aare tamne sabte famous dilog te likhya nhi
yo te har ek movie me mille jaa se
I LOVE U

cooljat
September 28th, 2007, 03:41 PM
Dhankar bhai yo to mene pehle hi chep diya tha!!


iss line me exp. kaa nahi daring kaa jaroorat hota hai (D)

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 03:47 PM
bhagm bhaag movie kaa h sayad
akshay kumaar ldki ko uthate hue bolta h
sa*** baddi bhaari h patta nhi kya padosiyo ke bachhe khaati

vivekdh
September 28th, 2007, 03:50 PM
le to bhai yo aala nahi cepa hoga tanne ;)


Jab dusman ki umar bad jaye to uss se dosti ker leni chahiye apni umar bad jatti hai:cool: (Danny in Agnipath)


Dhankar bhai yo to mene pehle hi chep diya tha!!

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 03:52 PM
le to bhai yo aala nahi cepa hoga tanne ;)


Jab dusman ki umar bad jaye to uss se dosti ker leni chahiye apni umar bad jatti hai:cool: (Danny in Agnipath)
Bunty N Bubly
raiwal station
abhishek.. fir kya karoge
rani........ ghar se bhaag jaungi
abhishek.... bhaagi to hui ho,ab kitni baar bhaagogi

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 04:13 PM
movie tehlakka
dong kabhi wrong nhi hota ............amrish puri

rathee.sandeep
September 28th, 2007, 04:18 PM
movie hal chal
kachra seth v vo cheej h jo udati makhi ko dekh ke btaa de ki narr h yaa maada

e hero tuje kya goli sms se bhenji padegi

saala m kya mandir ka ghantaa,jo bhi aa rha h bajja ke challa jaa rha h.........rajpal yadav
ye raiway ki hadtaal kab khatam hogi

Maniisha
September 28th, 2007, 04:25 PM
Rangeela

Aamir Khan :Abbey pair neeche kar, Abbey tu picture dekhney aaya hai ke pair?
Aaye, Fan chalu kar, The A/C is on sir. Kya bola? Munna wokeh raha hai ke AC chal raha hai. Haan to usko bol na moonh idhar ghumayega.:p:D

Maniisha
September 28th, 2007, 06:47 PM
DEVDAS :
kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein bettha toh main hi tha diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ….:)

rajkharb
September 28th, 2007, 07:42 PM
film: sholay
kaaliya: sardar maine aapka namak khaya h
gabar: achhaa.....to va taand pe dhari hui nun ki bori tane aadhi kar rakhi s....le phir ab goli kha.......dechkyun.....

yashbeniwal
September 28th, 2007, 09:29 PM
All Time Fav.... SANJU BABA,,,

Naayak nahi KHALNAYAK hoon main,,,,,,,,,,,

BABU log mujhe pyar se nahi,,, KHAUFF se bolte hai maut ke khauff se,,,,,,

yashbeniwal
September 28th, 2007, 09:31 PM
aare tamne sabte famous dilog te likhya nhi
yo te har ek movie me mille jaa se
I LOVE U


Bahut Kaitili nachniyaan lagti hai,,,,,,,

prashantacmet
September 29th, 2007, 03:36 PM
in panchiyon ko azad karo, kuda ki rahmat tum par barseggi.....................

prashantacmet
September 29th, 2007, 03:38 PM
suna tumne chandramukhi, main yaha kabhi aaunga...par jab-jab paro ki yaad aayegi...main jaroor aaunga....................

chhavi
September 30th, 2007, 12:13 AM
From Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge when Lajjo (Ms. Farida Jalal) says to Simran (Kajol)

"SAPNEY ZARUR DEKHO ! PAR SAPNEY PURA HONEY KI SHART MAT RAKHO "

kabir
October 1st, 2007, 05:17 PM
1) Saaaar, Mere pitaji kaha karte the kurta to shareer ke uparardh ki lajja nivaran ke liye hota hai

2) Jiska naam Bhavani Shankar ho wo to paida hote hi boodha ho gaya.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhh!!!!!! Main tujhe muaaf nahi saaf kar dunga

poonam
October 2nd, 2007, 02:29 AM
1) Saaaar, Mere pitaji kaha karte the kurta to shareer ke uparardh ki lajja nivaran ke liye hota hai

2) Jiska naam Bhavani Shankar ho wo to paida hote hi boodha ho gaya.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhh!!!!!! Main tujhe muaaf nahi saaf kar dunga

There is one more from the same masterpiece:

Bhavishya ki taraf peeth kare ateet ki or dekh rahe hai aur suraj aapke peechhey nikal raha hai...:D

shailendra
October 2nd, 2007, 03:54 AM
... "Babu-bhai, uthaaa lo....." (spoken with a whisper!)
and the very bespectacled Babu-Bhai with rolled-up, saucer eyes looking at that woman in front of him also in a whisper, "Kya?... Utha lun? Use jaanta bhi Nahee, aise kaise utha lun!?!"

"Aare Babu-bhai, use nahee, dhoti ko...dhoti ko!!!" :D:D:D

vivekdh
October 3rd, 2007, 01:15 PM
sanjay dutt in kaante "major abhi sirf bhokenga yaa katega bhi ":cool:

cooljat
October 3rd, 2007, 01:22 PM
Ab aayanaa baat mein namak!!

I luv this dilaouge...thou dont remember the movie name!

vivekdh
October 3rd, 2007, 01:31 PM
Anarkali to akbar :-"kaniz to kab ki mar chuki hai, ab iss janaze ko ruksat hone ki izzazat diziye"

dkumars
October 3rd, 2007, 01:51 PM
From Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge when Lajjo (Ms. Farida Jalal) says to Simran (Kajol)

"SAPNEY ZARUR DEKHO ! PAR SAPNEY PURA HONEY KI SHART MAT RAKHO "


Really a gr8 dialog... i have experienced it ... i love this dialog and now trying to implement too.

I would like to append one more line...

"SAPNEY ZARUR DEKHO . UNKO PORRA KARNE KI POORI KOSISH KARO ! PAR SAPNEY PURA HONEY KI SHART MAT RAKHO ( DONT STOP UR LIFE IF NOT FULFILLED)"

cooljat
October 3rd, 2007, 02:08 PM
Sapney hi Sach ho jaaye to ..... Sach ka kya ho???

nice one.... shayad mirch-masala movie ka hai ye dialogue!!!

delhione
October 3rd, 2007, 02:45 PM
From the movie 'qurbani'
in the starting when Amreesh Puri slaps a begger for spoiling the bonnet of his Mercerdes with his dirty clothes,feroz khan intervens...

the egoist amreeshpuri : Jaante ho main kaun hu ?

Feroz Khan :... Insaan tum ho nahi !!!... Bhagwaan tum ho nahi sakte !!!..... ..AUR !!! Shaitaan se main nahi Dartaaa !!!!!!

One more from the movie 'janasheen'...

when Saba Karim ( Feroz Khan )'s indian business associate Jaichand expresses his fear after committing a mistake in murdering somebody....

Saba Karim ( Feraoz Khan ) : Saba Karim ki kishti main baith ke, tufaano se nahi ghabrate Jaichand !!!

One more from the same movie...

Saba Karim : Saba, Aurat ko uske husn se..... aur mard ko uski jubaan se pehchaanta hai valaah !!!

more of my favourites still to come....

neels
October 3rd, 2007, 02:59 PM
There was a dialogue in Lajja.... by Manisha in the end of the movie... sthing like this....." Haan Aati hai mujhe Lajja...........etc . etc....."

if someone remember.. pls update.

mukeshkumar007
October 3rd, 2007, 03:16 PM
devdas : maa/ bawuji ne keha ghar chodh do aur aaj tum keh rehi ho mujhe choodh do aur ek din wo kehega ki duniya chodh do !

Sunny deol in Indian while asking for the permission to arrest denny " Kal ek chakla chalane wala agar sarkar chalane lag jaye iske jimedaar hum hai hum ! kal tak logo ki jaib katne wala aaj logo ke gale katne lag jaye iske jimedar hum hai hum ! hame yeh halat badlni hogi ! hame is vardhi ki takat batani hogi chahe wo ek chota mota chor ho ya amir aur asardaar shankar singaniya(denny) "

Police commissioner : " You may Proceed ":)

vivekdh
October 3rd, 2007, 03:34 PM
"Milte hi nazare dil milaya nahi jata
aagaz ko aanzam banaya nahi jata" Amir khan in sarfarosh

rana1979
October 3rd, 2007, 08:35 PM
From movie Lagaan:

Bhuvan(Amir Khan): koe mushkill nahi hai Tipu, Gore patloon pehankar ehh khel ko Kricket kehat hai, aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli danda.:D

yashbeniwal
October 3rd, 2007, 08:40 PM
How u people forgot the gr8 Satrughan Sinha,,,

jali ko aag kehte hai ,,,
bhuji ko raakh kehte hai,,
Aur jis aag se baarod bane ,,,
ushe Vishawnath kehte hai,,,

many more ,,,

chhavi
October 4th, 2007, 03:41 AM
Really a gr8 dialog... i have experienced it ... i love this dialog and now trying to implement too.

I would like to append one more line...

"SAPNEY ZARUR DEKHO . UNKO PORRA KARNE KI POORI KOSISH KARO ! PAR SAPNEY PURA HONEY KI SHART MAT RAKHO ( DONT STOP UR LIFE IF NOT FULFILLED)"
Devender Ji
Bilkul sahi kaha! Thanks for appending and making the dialogue even meaningful!

vivekdh
October 4th, 2007, 01:17 PM
Khamosh chaprganju:D


bhai yu dialog to pehla hi taang diya tha manne




How u people forgot the gr8 Satrughan Sinha,,,

jali ko aag kehte hai ,,,
bhuji ko raakh kehte hai,,
Aur jis aag se baarod bane ,,,
ushe Vishawnath kehte hai,,,

many more ,,,

vivekdh
October 5th, 2007, 03:39 PM
Main marunga to marr jayega (DUM):D

rahultokas
October 5th, 2007, 06:31 PM
Vijay Deenaa Nath Chauhan... Poooraa Naam.....baap ka naam : Deenaa Nath Chauhan.......maa ka naam : Suhasini Chauhan


Hawaa tejj chaltaa hai Dinkarr Rao.... Topii sambhallo... nahin to udd jaayegaa


Aaj Shaaam 6 bajey mautt k saath appointment hai..... appointment.... English bollltaa hai:D

yashbeniwal
October 5th, 2007, 08:16 PM
Vijay Deenaa Nath Chauhan... Poooraa Naam.....baap ka naam : Deenaa Nath Chauhan.......maa ka naam : Suhasini Chauhan


Hawaa tejj chaltaa hai Dinkarr Rao.... Topii sambhallo... nahin to udd jaayegaa


Aaj Shaaam 6 bajey mautt k saath appointment hai..... appointment.... English bollltaa hai:D


Aur 6 baje k baad DEVA ki adalat suru hoti hai,,,,,

AAG, PAANI aur BHAI JI se kabhi nahi khelna chhaieye kyunki aag jalaati hai,, paani dubotaa hai aur bhai ji tadfaata hai,,,,, gr8 Danny

deepshi
October 6th, 2007, 01:46 AM
Dum hai...............;):p
Main marunga to marr jayega (DUM):D

amanjaat
October 6th, 2007, 02:28 AM
my all time favourite..
FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY,AND THEN YOU GET THE POWER AND WHEN YOU GET THE POWER, YOU GET THE WOMEN:cool:
-TONY MONTANA(AL PACINO),SCARFACE


PAPAL- MAKING SOMEONE A KNIGHT DOESNT MAKE HIM A BETTER FIGHTER.
BALIAN--> YES IT DOES:mad: (and knights all the commoners of jerusalem)
- KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

cooljat
October 6th, 2007, 12:03 PM
My Pain is my destiny n I cant avoid it!!


Amitabh in Kala pathar, arguably the best movie of him :)

kabir
October 6th, 2007, 03:40 PM
My Pain is my destiny n I cant avoid it!!


Amitabh in Kala pathar, arguably the best movie of him :)

Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-*itch (khujli;))! Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is: Johnny Fontane willl never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!"

-Wotlz to Tom Hagen in The Godfather

kabir
October 6th, 2007, 03:45 PM
And let me be even more frank with you, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful! She was young! She was innocent! She was the greatest piece of a$$ I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!

anujdahiya
October 6th, 2007, 04:04 PM
I loved this one from Top Gun;

Section leader to Maverick: Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter! :)

Anuj

cooljat
October 6th, 2007, 04:19 PM
Now u listen to me Son-of-a-Fish(machali) :D:D I didnt get the mean of quotin my post here dude :confused::rolleyes:

N even didnt get the mean of the dialaouge either.... but got one for u frm Taxi-Driver ;);)

De Niro: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."


* No offense granted Kabir...but am confused like De Niro :p:D


Rock on
Jit

Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-*itch (khujli;))! Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is: Johnny Fontane willl never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!"

-Wotlz to Tom Hagen in The Godfather

kabir
October 6th, 2007, 04:24 PM
Arey ghabrao nahi yar, reply ki jagah quote wala button daba diya tha. Galat cheezein dabane ki aadat hai;):p. heheh. Didn't mean to offend ya.

cooljat
October 6th, 2007, 04:30 PM
hahaha, are yaar ghabra nahi reha confuse ho reha tha :D:p

Waise galat cheezen dabane ki aadat khatarnak ho sakti hai...just watch 'Manorma-6 fit under' ....usme Abhay Deol ko uska bro-in-law ek dialgoue deta hai.... something bout Kutta n Neta ;););) vo sun lena, for caution:D:D:D


Rock on
Jit



Arey ghabrao nahi yar, reply ki jagah quote wala button daba diya tha. Galat cheezein dabane ki aadat hai;):p. heheh. Didn't mean to offend ya.

kabir
October 6th, 2007, 04:31 PM
There is one more from the same masterpiece:

Bhavishya ki taraf peeth kare ateet ki or dekh rahe hai aur suraj aapke peechhey nikal raha hai...:D

Women are more dangerous than shotguns in Sicily (May I add: anywhere in the world:p).

A fringe character to Mike-in-exile in The Godfather

cooljat
October 6th, 2007, 06:01 PM
Hummm....may god save u :p:p

one more to add frm the movie 'Chameli ki Shaadi'

Naari Narak ka dvaar hai,
Gane ka juice nikalne ki machine hai!! :eek::p


oops! Ladies plz dont kill me...its just a dialouge frm the movie, I certainly dont agree with first sentence (it shud be heaven :rolleyes:;)) but I do agree to large extent with sec. sentence :D:p:D hehehehe


Rock on
Jit



Women are more dangerous than shotguns in Sicily (May I add: anywhere in the world:p).

A fringe character to Mike-in-exile in The Godfather

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 12:45 PM
Jo aansuno ko rokna jante hain usko rok pana iss duniya ke bus me nahi hota -Mitun (Maa Kasam ):D

mukeshkumar007
October 8th, 2007, 12:58 PM
Jo aansuno ko rokna jante hain usko rok pana iss duniya ke bus me nahi hota -Mitun (Maa Kasam ):D
Maa kasam nai rok paye koi !! :D:D:D keha se laya hai doond ke bhai yeh

cooljat
October 8th, 2007, 01:02 PM
Eib aaya naa baa mein namak!! ;);)

dont remember the movie but i luv it :)

btw, Dhankar bhai too gud, I guess ur also a fan of Mithun like me :cool:


Jo aansuno ko rokna jante hain usko rok pana iss duniya ke bus me nahi hota -Mitun (Maa Kasam ):D

mukeshkumar007
October 8th, 2007, 01:02 PM
awara pagal diwana :- climax maie

aftab sivdashni to actress (naam yaad nai) :- priye mere pass tumhe dene ke liye kuch nai.. rehne ke liye ghar bi nai hai !!

actress :- koi baat nai ! tumhar pass itna badha dil jo hai maie to isi maie reh lungi !! (dil hai ki rajmahal)

tabi presh entry marta hai :

beta jab baniye ka bil ayega na tab dil wil se kaam nai chalega !!! (very practicle... )

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 01:12 PM
hahahaha bhai mithun ki movie chale naa chale uske dialog kasute hote hain


Maa kasam nai rok paye koi !! :D:D:D keha se laya hai doond ke bhai yeh

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 01:14 PM
haan bhai mithun ke dialogs kaa uske style kaa main bhi fan hu






Eib aaya naa baa mein namak!! ;);)

dont remember the movie but i luv it :)

btw, Dhankar bhai too gud, I guess ur also a fan of Mithun like me :cool:

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 01:24 PM
Mithun Dialogues
Some Mithun Dialogues -

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj

2. Bheegi hui cigrette , jal nahi sakti
Aur yeh kahtay hai ki teri maut ki tarikh tal nahi sakti

3. Naam hai Sankar .. aur hoon mein Gunda No. 1

4. Apuun ka naam hai Heera,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera..."

5. kala shetty: Kaun hai be tu?

Mithun da: Mai hun tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,

Garibon ke liye jyoti,

Gundon ke liye jwala,
Tuze banake maut ka niwala,

Tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.

6. Kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi......chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil
jayega!!!!

7. Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda

8. Mantriji:- "Ye kanch bullretproof hai. Tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte"
Mithun Da:-"Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi"

And he breaks the glass by throwing small stones onto it. TALIYYYANN
!!!!

9. Dushmano ki Lashon par Bhangra karne wala kabhi Langada nahin hota.

10. Koi Shak?

mukeshkumar007
October 8th, 2007, 01:33 PM
Mithun Dialogues
Some Mithun Dialogues -

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj




wa bhai .....Mera naam hai dhankar bhai …. Dialogue deliverer dhankar bhai :)

cooljat
October 8th, 2007, 01:34 PM
Bhai Dhankar,

Dil Garden Garden ho gaya [;)]

Gulshan Grover in some khiladi movie

like that tune to kati Dil garden garden kar diya aaj to

Jiyo mere bhai jiyo!!


Rock on
Jit


Mithun Dialogues
Some Mithun Dialogues -

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10. Koi Shak?

mukeshkumar007
October 8th, 2007, 01:44 PM
dialogue to shatrudhan sinha bi sehi fainkta tha.. koi yaad nai reha abi.... vivek bhai hai koi yaad

ssindhu
October 8th, 2007, 02:00 PM
aur han, Mr. RK Gupta ko bhi invitation bhej dena. wo abb bhi bade aadmi hai

...ek pal ke liye laga ki mera apna khoon hai, per fir dekha jhakhmi to tum ho

kuch baatein fyade aur nuksaan se upar hoti hai

ALL FROM TRISHUL...sanjeev kumar shadowed big b in this movie. i just lov sanjeev kumar

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 04:48 PM
Muje laga sab thak gaye honge dialoug marte marte :D we will be back after a short brk.


Commercials BRK
Nirma Washing Powder
--------------------
Woman: Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye.
Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!
Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. NIRMA!!

Vicco Vujradunti Ayurvadic Cream
--------------------------------
Woman: Badde naazon se paalee hamaaree banno. Tujhe dulhan banaye
(sings) re pyaaree banno. Tujhe haldi ka something-or-the-other lagaayen
sakheeaan. Teri kaya ko komal banaye sakheeaan. Teri sakheeaan
are getting carried away singing and dancing...


O. K. Saabun (Soap)
-------------------
Scene 1: Two men cycling together and discussing world affairs....
Man 1 : Arre yeh toe bahut bada hai! Zaroor mehnga hoga!
Man 2: Nahi yaar! Bilkul mehenga nahi hai. Naha ke toe dekh!!

Scene 2: Man 2 in the shower with a gulaabee (pink) OK soap in his hand...

Background Music and Voice:
Joe OK say nahae kamal sa khil jaaye. OK nahaane ka badaa saabun.

:D:p:p:p:D

now bck to dialougs........

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 04:59 PM
bhai 1 yaad aaya

Kalicharan movie

Shatrughan Sinha :- [ reacting to Premnath ] "D.S.P. Saab aaj kya naag panchami hai?"
Premnath :- [ Surprised ] Nahi to?
Shatrughan Sinha :- To phir aap is naag ko doodh kyo pila rahe hai?




dialogue to shatrudhan sinha bi sehi fainkta tha.. koi yaad nai reha abi.... vivek bhai hai koi yaad

vivekdh
October 8th, 2007, 05:57 PM
(Groucho Marx): "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
DUCK SOUP
(Tom Hanks): "My mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
FORREST GUMP
(Kathy Bates): "Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

(Fred Astaire): "Chance is the fool's name for fate."
THE GAY DIVORCEE
(Al Pacino): "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
THE GODFATHER: PART II

Maniisha
October 8th, 2007, 06:14 PM
Muje laga sab thak gaye honge dialoug marte marte :D we will be back after a short brk.


Commercials BRK
Nirma Washing Powder
--------------------
Woman: Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye.
Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!
Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. NIRMA!!

Vicco Vujradunti Ayurvadic Cream
--------------------------------
Woman: Badde naazon se paalee hamaaree banno. Tujhe dulhan banaye
(sings) re pyaaree banno. Tujhe haldi ka something-or-the-other lagaayen
sakheeaan. Teri kaya ko komal banaye sakheeaan. Teri sakheeaan
are getting carried away singing and dancing...


O. K. Saabun (Soap)
-------------------
Scene 1: Two men cycling together and discussing world affairs....
Man 1 : Arre yeh toe bahut bada hai! Zaroor mehnga hoga!
Man 2: Nahi yaar! Bilkul mehenga nahi hai. Naha ke toe dekh!!

Scene 2: Man 2 in the shower with a gulaabee (pink) OK soap in his hand...

Background Music and Voice:
Joe OK say nahae kamal sa khil jaaye. OK nahaane ka badaa saabun.

:D:p:p:p:D

now bck to dialougs........


Viv tu script writing likhan laag jaa ..
1 - 2 award te jaroor mil jaaga..:D

well mine fav Surf Excel..
Sis falls down in mud
Bro - ee tune maara isko....
then Bro fights with that mud .. hey chal sorry boll isko
Bro to sis Sorry bolrela hai..
Daag lagne se kuch acha ho tho Daag ache hai..

vivekdh
October 9th, 2007, 12:18 PM
"Shiva ko koi nahi marr sakta usse ek hi aadmi hara sakta hai khud shiva" --Dhramendra (Jhonny Gaddar)

sunitahooda
October 9th, 2007, 12:19 PM
Cant remeber movie's name Gulshan grover's...Ganna choos ke:D And how come none has mentioned Rajkumar's dignified Style .....JAANI;) jaani mere kuttey ka naam hai:D

vivekdh
October 9th, 2007, 12:30 PM
"Apke pauon dekhe inhe jameen per mat rakhiyega maile ho jayenge"

Rajkumar-(Pakeeja)

"Apke pauon dehke inhe jameen per rakh lo verna ye Kursi tut jayegi":D:D
Vivek to Sunita:D

sunitahooda
October 9th, 2007, 12:37 PM
Sunita- Vivek...kursi ka to saara khel hai beedu....
Vivek- Sunita ek kursi mujhe bhi chahiye....mai bhi ek kursi toddunga....
Sunita- Kursi se aage Jahan aur bhi hain:D Think outta box....and be innovative....arr iss fotu mai kursi pai konya farash(carpet) pai baithi su:D:p
"Apke pauon dekhe inhe jameen per mat rakhiyega maile ho jayenge"

Rajkumar-(Pakeeja)

"Apke pauon dehke inhe jameen per rakh lo verna ye Kursi tut jayegi":D:D
Vivek to Sunita:D

rathee.sandeep
October 9th, 2007, 12:54 PM
Sunita- Vivek...kursi ka to saara khel hai beedu....
Vivek- Sunita ek kursi mujhe bhi chahiye....mai bhi ek kursi toddunga....
Sunita- Kursi se aage Jahan aur bhi hain:D Think outta box....and be innovative....arr iss fotu mai kursi pai konya farash(carpet) pai baithi su:D:p
farsh jissi kursi pe baithe laago so

vivekdh
October 11th, 2007, 12:22 PM
Soldier

Pratap(oberoi)-jis biradari me tum ek kiraye ke tattu ho wahan ke hum sher hain.wo to tum meri beti ke sath aaye ho verna meri hifajat kerne wale ye kutte thume muj tak khabi naa pahuchne dete

vikky(boby deol)-pratap saab pehli baar suna ki sher ki rakhawali kutte kerte hain.ab meri baat dhyan se suniye aaj ke jamane me sher do hi jagha safe hai yaa to circus me yaa chidiyaghar me.....:)

vivekdh
October 12th, 2007, 03:21 PM
kalla Pathar

Mac Mohan-ye lo mere pass 3 gulam hain main Jit gaya
Shtrughan-abe mangal aaj tak kisi se nahi hara mere pass 3 baadsha hain(uske pass 2 baadsha hain or ek chidi ki 2uigi wo dono baadsha dhikata hai )

Mac Mohan- tissra baadsha kahan hai
Shtrughan- (2uigi ko faadte hue) tissre baadsha hum hain hum

talllyiyyaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn:D:D

dkumars
October 12th, 2007, 05:09 PM
Gadar --- Ashraf Ali, aaj ye jat bigad gaya na toh saikado ko le marega.


Gadar--- Hamara Hindustan Jindabad tha, Jindabad hai aur jindabad rahega.

Hindustan Jindabad... Hindustan Jindabad... Hindustan Jindabad

nitika
October 12th, 2007, 09:00 PM
ek latest movie ka dialogue jo mujhe bahut achha laga
from the movie namaste london :
" yeh jass ghee daal iski roti mein dekh marri paddi hai "' :D:D
aur jab mein ghee nahin khaati to meri behen yahi dialogue maarti hai
hahahha

cooljat
October 15th, 2007, 01:51 PM
" Kaanto ko murjhane ka khauff nahi hota! "

movie - Mugle-a-ajam

neels
October 15th, 2007, 03:22 PM
Latest from BhoolBhulaiyaa.....

Tumhare kehne ka matlab hai ki....Uloo kabhi gyani nahin ho sakta, kyunki usne suryadarshan nahin kiya hai !!!

dkumars
October 15th, 2007, 03:26 PM
Latest from BhoolBhulaiyaa.....

Uloo kabhi gyani nahin ho sakta, kyunki usne suryadarshan nahin kiya hai.


hmmm... Well neels wanna tell u ullu is a symbol of cleaverness... really... no kidding

neels
October 15th, 2007, 03:28 PM
hmmm... Well neels wanna tell u ullu is a symbol of cleaverness... really... no kidding

I know I know... n the dialogue is used in the same way in the movie...; like u mean to say....."ullu kabhi.............."

sandeeprathee
October 15th, 2007, 09:27 PM
In one of Rajkumar's movie one character points at rajkumar saying:

Humne dekhe hain bahut baatein banane vaale..
baaton vaale to janab kaam kidhar karte hain.
Vo jo dekhe hi nahi tufaan uthate sagar..
vo kya khak samander main safar karte hain.

In reply rajkumar says:

hum tufan main bhi apni khariyat chahte hain...
isliye bas aage badhe jate hain.
tum vo, samadar jise kha jata hai..
hum vo jo samadar ko piiiii jaate hain.

nitika
October 16th, 2007, 12:30 AM
Dialogue from the movie chupke se:

Rajpal yadav: Iss ghar mein kitne log rehte hai

Shakti kapoor : 20 -22 log

Rajpal yadav: phir isse ghar kyon kehte hai jila ghoshit kyon nahin kar dete

vivekdh
October 19th, 2007, 12:02 PM
Abhishek to madhvan in GURU

ye kapda or wazan bahut mehnat se banaya hai shyam bhai
jara mehnat se ladna
guru bhai se ladna to guru bhai ban ker
per yaad rakhna guru bhai 1 hi hai ........

bhamboo
October 19th, 2007, 06:00 PM
yaar sachi mein ye mast diloge tha....10 min tak hansi nahi ruki thi meri..
Dialogue from the movie chupke se:

Rajpal yadav: Iss ghar mein kitne log rehte hai

Shakti kapoor : 20 -22 log

Rajpal yadav: phir isse ghar kyon kehte hai jila ghoshit kyon nahin kar dete

rahultokas
October 24th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Bachpan sey hai sarr par Allah ka haath,
Aur Allahrakha hai mere saath,
Baazu par hai 786 ka billa,
20 number kii beedii peetha hoon,
Kaam karta hu coolie ka,
Aur naam hai Iqbal:)

rahultokas
October 24th, 2007, 04:22 PM
Sarjammen e Hindustaan.... asalaam walekum...... kabul ka yeh pathaan, Hindustaan ki sar jameen se mohobbat ki khairr maangney aaya hai..

Aajmaish kathin hai....imtihaan mushkil hai.. magar hausla buland hai.......

Roshnii garr khudaa ko ho manjoor... to aandhiyon mey chiraaag jaltey hai... Khudaa Gawaah Hai...

Mera naam Baadshah Khan..... Ishq mera majhabb... aur mohabbat mera imaan hai...:)

yashbeniwal
October 24th, 2007, 08:24 PM
Kya baat hai bhai sahab,,,,
jama todh paad diya,,,

U kasut dialoque tha,,,,,,,,,





Sarjammen e Hindustaan.... asalaam walekum...... kabul ka yeh pathaan, Hindustaan ki sar jameen se mohobbat ki khairr maangney aaya hai..

Aajmaish kathin hai....imtihaan mushkil hai.. magar hausla buland hai.......

Roshnii garr khudaa ko ho manjoor... to aandhiyon mey chiraaag jaltey hai... Khudaa Gawaah Hai...

Mera naam Baadshah Khan..... Ishq mera majhabb... aur mohabbat mera imaan hai...:)

sandyjaglan
October 25th, 2007, 12:40 AM
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..........k...k...k...kiran i.......i.........luv.......u

vivekdh
October 26th, 2007, 12:15 PM
main marunga to marr jayega :D (DUM -vivek oberoi)

cooljat
October 26th, 2007, 01:03 PM
Ek dum JHAKAAAAS! :D :D :D Anil Kapoor

vivekdh
October 26th, 2007, 01:12 PM
zae baat

mujse ladne ki himmat to le aaoge fujji per wo kamina pan kahan se laoge
mere mann ko bhaya to kutta kaat ke khya
lomdi kaa dhuda pe ke palla hai jageera

(china gate )

neels
October 26th, 2007, 02:38 PM
Two cynics never make an optimist.

visheshdahiya
October 26th, 2007, 03:56 PM
yeh koi time hai phone karne ka............tension ho jaati hai...........maa hospital mein hai................

sandeeprathee
October 26th, 2007, 06:53 PM
1)Jindagi chapters main aati hai...1 chapter khtam to dusra shuru.

2)Na shaadi Na dosti, Na ishq na Muhabbat.....No No no..
Mansi ji.... Hum dard Bechte hain Kharidte nahi hain........:p

ravinderdahiya
October 26th, 2007, 07:09 PM
1)Jindagi chapters main aati hai...1 chapter khtam to dusra shuru.

2)Na shaadi Na dosti, Na ishq na Muhabbat.....No No no..
Mansi ji.... Hum dard Bechte hain Kharidte nahi hain........:p
Hmmm, yuu badiya dialok tha taal mein, theek yaad duyaya tannay

vivekdh
November 7th, 2007, 12:24 PM
from devdas

Devdas--
dil ke chalon ko koi shayari kahe to gum nahi
dard to tab hota hai jab koi wha wha kerta hai .......

Chunni babu--
arre bhondhu wo d se dosti karne aayi thi tum d se dusmani ker baithe...

Chandrmhukhi--

jin paisson kaa apko gurror hai dev babu wo hum jaisi nachne waliyon ke pairo me pade rehte hain, jao tum per humari 2 raat udhar rahi himmat ho to chuka dena.

anubhavdhankhar
November 15th, 2007, 01:55 AM
in RDB.. i always thought there were two kinds of people.....................(blah blah)
And then... i met the third kind.....!!!!

v for vendetta...
most of the dialogues are gud... main being... people should not be afraid of their governments.... govts. should be afraid of thier people....
+
beneath this mask there is more than flesh... beneath this mask.. there's an idea..Mr. Creedy and ideas are bulletproof...

dead poets' society..
CARPE DIEM... latin for seize the day....

and many more....
the list of memorable movies is endless....

sandeeprathee
November 15th, 2007, 02:37 AM
tumhara naam kya hai Basanti !!! :p:D

deepshi
November 15th, 2007, 05:43 PM
"Frankly, my dear......I dont giv it a damn! ":D
Rhett butler

nisharathee
November 23rd, 2007, 05:50 PM
[QUOTE=vivekdh;148150]
Har kisi ko muqmal jahan nahi
milta,kabhi jameen to kabhi
aasmaan nahi milta.
Frm movie: Aap ka surroor.

annch
August 29th, 2009, 02:10 AM
Kya naam hai tumhara, Basanti!!

Hamara naam surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai!!

Angrez log jab marte hai toh usse soocide kehte hai!!

Arre, mausi ne haa kah di bhai niche aa jaao.
Mausi se kaun shaadi karega.

Do you remember which movie these dialogues are from?
No prizes for guessing.:) Every dialogue/scene/song from Sholay is memorable.

How about sharing with us your favorite dialogues, lines or scenes from the movies?

P.S: I am sure there would already be a similar thread on JL, but hey, you must have seen more movies since that thread got lost in archives.
So, either revive that thread, or add on to this thread.

Thanks

shailendra
August 29th, 2009, 02:27 AM
... It's funny cause like you did yourself 'Sholay' somehow seems to be the default movie that one just simply gotta have to mention the dialouges of... BUT fine, let's see if we can break off from that mould here a bit and venture further out....

Ok, I really like this one.... (and well, doesn't harm following the idiom itself in your head and actions too once a while! ;):rolleyes:)

Amitabh's 'Kaalia' (I think from the 80's) "Hum jahan pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai." [Utterly Slick!]

annch
August 29th, 2009, 02:47 AM
Yu kee hum keh rahe the, Sholay is a classic, and we can quote the complete movie itself :)
Thank you for setting the stage for other movies.

... It's funny cause like you did yourself 'Sholay' somehow seems to be the default movie that one just simply gotta have to mention the dialouges of... BUT fine, let's see if we can break off from that mould here a bit and venture further out....

Ok, I really like this one.... (and well, doesn't harm following the idiom itself in your head and actions too once a while! ;):rolleyes:)

Amitabh's 'Kaalia' (I think from the 80's) "Hum jahan pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai." [Utterly Slick!]

shailendra
August 29th, 2009, 02:56 AM
Talking about dialouges and such and reading the title of the thread I gotta add that got reminded of a recent incident that occurred at the 'green carpet' IIFA awards event (in pakao-Macao) that I had happened to watch on TV;

That moment was Rajesh Khanna getting his Lifetime achievement 'or something' award; given/handed away to him by babumoshai Amitabh Bachchan himself - and well, long story short Rajesh Khanna ended up using that same dialogue from 'Anand' as the opener line for his emotionally charged speech!

I found the whole scene as pretty surreal... and also something one didn't want to miss a moment of; you see here were they both, looking nothing like those two characters from that iconic movie of old anymore... in fact Rajesh Khanna looked completely like a human lobster (he surely uses a personal tanning machine or something at home! :p)... BUT still the presence of the two super stars like that was pretty electrifying... and it was somehow surreal and nostalgic all at the same time too because the style and delivery by Khanna when he used some pretty heavy dialouges and 'shers' was exactly the same/magical as his prime - the guy can certainly still put it well! And like how, he said it like he meant it (of course he also went on to add things like, "kal hum the...aaj koi aur hai"... etc. etc.)...

I don't know if you yourself caught the event on TV or not but gotta add that I for one distinctly remember finding the whole response of Amitabh more than a bit lukewarm all that while (he stood there slightly behind and out of the limelight of course, in his usual ambassador-like attitude with hardly much of a smile playing on his lips... I mean he surely could have been a little more warm to the situation considering Kaka had somehow managed to create that oldie-nostalgia atmosphere with that heart-wrenching speech on a grand stage that apparently the Bachchans have a lot of stake in! :rolleyes:)... but then again must be all the plastic surgery and hair-transplant that makes it difficult for him to break into a grin without accidently kicking up a knee!... :D

annch
August 29th, 2009, 03:05 AM
Naah, did not watch the event. Amitabh is too politically correct to come across as a warm person. No spontaneity for him except in the movies.
However, I can imagine him saying to Amar Singh,"Sardar, Maine aapka namak khaya hai Sardar."

Talking about dialouges and such and reading the title of the thread I gotta add that got reminded of a recent incident that occurred at the 'green carpet' IIFA awards event (in pakao-Macao) that I had happened to watch on TV;

That moment was Rajesh Khanna getting his Lifetime achievement 'or something' award; given/handed away to him by babumoshai Amitabh Bachchan himself - and well, long story short Rajesh Khanna ended up using that same dialogue from 'Anand' as the opener line for his emotionally charged speech!

I found the whole scene as pretty surreal... and also something one didn't want to miss a moment of; you see here were they both, looking nothing like those two characters from that iconic movie of old anymore... in fact Rajesh Khanna looked completely like a human lobster (he surely uses a personal tanning machine or something at home! :p)... BUT still the presence of the two super stars like that was pretty electrifying... and it was somehow surreal and nostalgic all at the same time too because the style and delivery by Khanna when he used some pretty heavy dialouges and 'shers' was exactly the same/magical as his prime - the guy can certainly still put it well! And like how, he said it like he meant it (of course he also went on to add things like, "kal hum the...aaj koi aur hai"... etc. etc.)...

I don't know if you yourself caught the event on TV or not but gotta add that I for one distinctly remember finding the whole response of Amitabh more than a bit lukewarm all that while (he stood there slightly behind and out of the limelight of course, in his usual ambassador-like attitude with hardly much of a smile playing on his lips... I mean he surely could have been a little more warm to the situation considering Kaka had somehow managed to create that oldie-nostalgia atmosphere with that heart-wrenching speech on a grand stage that apparently the Bachchans have a lot of stake in! :rolleyes:)... but then again must be all the plastic surgery and hair-transplant that makes it difficult for him to break into a grin without accidently kicking up a knee!... :D

shailendra
August 29th, 2009, 03:13 AM
Amitabh is too politically correct to come across as a warm person. No spontaneity for him except in the movies.
However, I can imagine him saying to Amar Singh,"Sardar, Maine aapka namak khaya hai Sardar."

Not to derail the thread but yeah Watson,... don't even start with that whole Amitabh and Amar Singh angle! It is bordering positively on the sinister! and I would wager that there is more than 'game is afoot' there...

Okay, here's another good one,

"Aae Pushpa, ...I hate teeaars!" ... ;) [let's see if someone can remember the movie and/or the actor(s) in there]

annch
August 29th, 2009, 03:22 AM
I know the answer, but I will give others a chance...you missed something "re"..:)
(Anand, Pushpa, Nandu)


Not to derail the thread but yeah Watson,... don't even start with that whole Amitabh and Amar Singh angle! It is bordering positively on the sinister! and I would wager that there is more than 'game is afoot' there...

Okay, here's another good one,

"Aae Pushpa, ...I hate teeaars!" ... ;) [let's see if someone can remember the movie and/or the actor(s) in there]

rocky0036
August 29th, 2009, 03:37 AM
Kya naam hai tumhara, Basanti!!

Hamara naam surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai!!

Angrez log jab marte hai toh usse soocide kehte hai!!

Arre, mausi ne haa kah di bhai niche aa jaao.
Mausi se kaun shaadi karega.

Do you remember which movie these dialogues are from?
No prizes for guessing.:) Every dialogue/scene/song from Sholay is memorable.

How about sharing with us your favorite dialogues, lines or scenes from the movies?

P.S: I am sure there would already be a similar thread on JL, but hey, you must have seen more movies since that thread got lost in archives.
So, either revive that thread, or add on to this thread.

Thanksmaa kasam kutto ko chun chun kar marunga (dharm ji)

sunillathwal
August 29th, 2009, 03:57 AM
"Aae Pushpa, ...I hate teeaars!" ... ;) [let's see if someone can remember the movie and/or the actor(s) in there]

Koi apna na hokar bhi apna lage to use kya khahte hain...
Amar Prem!!


Waise, Sunny paa ji ka dialogue bhi mast hai:

Taarikh pe taarikh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EwH444882c)

rah jaati hai bus taarikh.

kapdal
August 29th, 2009, 04:41 AM
Wow, I was thinking of starting a similar thread...:)

One good one from Sharabi by Amitabh Bachhan- "Koshish kariye waada nahin...kyunki koshishein aksar kaamyab rehti hain aur waade aksar toot jaate hain"

annch
August 29th, 2009, 05:14 AM
Another movie heavy with dialogues......

A song, a scene and a dialogue in 3 successive shots-
Shot 1-Song, a qawalli competition-Teri Mehfil mein kismat aajma kar hum bhi dekhenge.
Shot 2-Scene- Anarkali looses. Salim comes down from his throne with a rose in his hand. He plucks the flower from the stem and gives the flower to the winner, and the stem with thorns to Anarkali.
Shot 3-Anarkali's reply, when presented with thorns,"Zahe naseeb. Kaanton ko murjhane ka khauf nahin"

aryasatyadev
August 29th, 2009, 06:37 AM
How often have we heard these dialogues!!.. no need to name the films they are present in any......

The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films: "Mai gareeb hoon na, isliye...."
Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho..Aap bade woh hein."
Judge announcing his decision in filmi court: "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet, muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"
"Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"
"Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."
"Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"
"Raam Raam kaaka"
"Jug Jug jiyo beta "
"Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"
Typical farmer ka dialogue : "mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai"
"Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"
"Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"
Prem-Chopra to the heroine/village belle: " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"
"Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"
"Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"
doctor: "Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"
The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one : "I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
doctor : "Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to....."
"Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
"Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "
Amitabh in a hajaar movies : "Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."
"Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"
"Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"
A heroine's expression of what love does to her : "Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai"
"Ajji sunte ho, munna ke pitajee "
Rich father to son : "Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga"
"Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"
Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : "Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."
"Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "
The favoirite emotional blackmail : "Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi"
Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : "Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai" "Apne hathiyaar phenk do"
The classic : "Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!"
Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies "Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai"
Keshto in a million movies "Hi-HEEYAAHH!"
Shatru "Abbe ChaparGanju!"
The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya"
Rajkumar in Waqt: "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte"
"Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"
All filmi chowkidaars : "Shhalaam Shhaab!"
The stereotypical announcer : "Bhaiyon aur behnon...." " Ladies and Gentlemen ..." - Mehmood, the announcer : "Ladies and Ledas...."
"Har kutte ka din aata hai "
"Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"
"Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."
"Hato naa! Log kya kahenge"
"Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."
"Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai"
"Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do"
"pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"
Nirupa roy's favourite "Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"
Gracious father taking the blame for his son : "Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"
"Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"
"... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."
"Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"
"Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai"
"Zabaan ko lagaam do .."
The hindi film unnux : "Aaja re mere raaja "
On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband : "Doodh pee lijiye" ;)
"Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai"

http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif Its just a trailor....movie was not completed ....

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aryasatyadev
August 29th, 2009, 06:40 AM
Now the second part;


Hapless victim: "Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!" Shakti Kapoor : "Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya karoon? prasaad khaoon?"
Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal : "Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki usse hogi jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."
And here are some more:

Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.
kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi
ham barbad ho gaye
ghar mein jawan beti hai ........
tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta

aryasatyadev
August 29th, 2009, 06:47 AM
Some more dialogues:

Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi – Maine Pyar Kiya
Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi
Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan
Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr
Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar
Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India
Kitne aadmi the – Sholay
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english…. because english is a phunny language - Namakhalal
Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai..... DDLJ
Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega ---- Agnipath
http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif Its just a trailor....movie was not completed

aryasatyadev
August 29th, 2009, 06:50 AM
Prem chopda dialogues:
1)Gayi bhains paani main.
2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai

spdeshwal
August 29th, 2009, 07:35 AM
आप के पाँव देखे, बहुत हसीन हैं , इन्हें जमीन पर मत उतारियेगा, मैले हो जांयेंगे !
--पाकीजा
चिनॉय सेठ जिनके अपने घर शीशे के हों वोह दूसरों पर पत्थर नह फेंका करते ! .
यह बच्चों के खेलन की चीज़ नहीं, हाथ कट जाये तो खून निकल आता है !
.वक़्त

sunillathwal
August 29th, 2009, 10:55 AM
"खुश तो बहोत होगे आज तुम, जिसने आज तक तुम्हारी द्लाहीज़ पर कदम नहीं रखे...हांय.. "

and who can forget Shashi kapoor's: " मेरे पास माँ है ... "

cooljat
August 29th, 2009, 11:04 AM
What a coincidence ... I myself was digging into JL archives and found this wonderful thread yesterday and straightaway asked Jakhar Bhaisaab to open the thread. But before unlocking Anju started a new one, means it gonna be all fun again.

Check this thread: http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21542

Waiting for unlocking the thread and merging both of them together !!

Ab aayega majaaa !! :cool:

akshaymalik84
August 29th, 2009, 11:49 AM
Some more dialogues:
Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi – Maine Pyar Kiya
Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi
Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan
Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr
Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar
Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India
Kitne aadmi the – Sholay
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english…. because english is a phunny language - Namakhalal
Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai..... DDLJ
Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega ---- Agnipath
http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif Its just a trailor....movie was not completed

Arya sahab, kuch to chod dete balaka tai.....yo trailor tha:eek: to movie to karan Johar ki movie te bhi badi hogi:p.....

Kuch dialogue mere bhi dhyan aawe hai jaise....

Main aur meri tanhaai aksar yeh baatein karte hain
Tum hoti to kaisa hota, tum yeh kehti, tum voh kehti
Tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum us baat pe kitni hansti
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to vaisa hota
Main aur meri tanhaai aksar yeh baatein karte hain
Movie - Silsila

"Tum soch rahi hogi ki main yeh race kyo haar gaya. Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha ne ki mere dad ke saamne ye iki, riki, piki sab fail ho jaate hai. Kabhi-kabhi kuch jitne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai Aur haar kar jitne wale ko Baazigar kehte hai."
Movie - Baazigar

Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega
MOvie - Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak

Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahen hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei.
Movie - Devdas

malikdeepak1
August 29th, 2009, 12:11 PM
जाओ पहले उस आदमी का साइन लेकर आओ जिसने मेरे हाथ पर ये लिख दिया था|
भाई तुम साइन करोगे या नहीं ?
मैं आज भी फेंके हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता| -(Deewar)

एय भाई !! Dilip kumar's favourite dialogue ;)

तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
विजय दीनानाथ चौहान , पूरा नाम हयं | - Agneepath

कुत्ते मैं तेरा खून पी जाऊंगा | (Dharam ji)

ये जिंदगी एक रंगमंच है और हम सब इस रंगमंच की कठपुतलियां है बाबू मोशाय |

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 01:13 PM
From some DD metro serial (of early 90s):
मामा चाचा दोनों मिल के ले गए थैला, सारे गधे पानी पीगये मैं क्या पीयू??

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 01:18 PM
मेरे मन को भाया मैंने कुत्ता काट के खाया
dont know movie name

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 01:22 PM
Aap mahaan hai, Shaktimaan hai, Buddhimaan hai, Keertimaan hai, Gyani hai, Daani hai,
Antaryaami hai, Balki… balki main to yeh kahoonga ki aap purush hi nahi,
Mahapurush hai… mahapurush!

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 01:25 PM
अंकल आ गए, अंकल आ गए, अंकल हमने अपनी जान पे खेल के आपको बचाया है... आईये अंकल आईये यहाँ आगे आइये. अरे फिर मैं चलाऊंगा कैसे ...अंकल आप बीच में आईये... अंकल अंकल आप इधर डंडी पे बैठिये

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 01:36 PM
तेजा मैं हु मार्क इधर है ... मैं हु तेजा, तेजा मैं हु मार्क इधर है ... कौन सा मार्क काहेका मार्क तेजा मैं हु. ये तेजा तेजा क्या है? ये तेजा तेजा

साले दस हजार का सुइट पहेंते है और अकल दस रुपे की भी नहीं. कुछ और दिन इनके साथ रहा तो ये तेरा ही गेम कर डालेंगे. तुझे ही कुछ करना पड़ेगा तेजा, अपने पैरो पे खडा होजा तेजा... होजा!

वैरी स्मार्ट... बॉस जवानी में आप काफी खानदानी लगते थे

मैं तेरा ही गेम कर डालूँगा... साले मेरे पीछे मेरा ही पत्ता बिछा रहे है

स्टार्ट .... स्टाप ..... स्टार्ट ..... स्टाप

nd-chora
August 29th, 2009, 01:59 PM
Very smart... tune ye kahani TV dekhte huye likhi hei na..hei na....kasham laal-qille ki jhuth mat bolna...warna mein tera khoon pi jaaonga


तेजा मैं हु मार्क इधर है ... मैं हु तेजा, तेजा मैं हु मार्क इधर है ... कौन सा मार्क काहेका मार्क तेजा मैं हु. ये तेजा तेजा क्या है? ये तेजा तेजा

साले दस हजार का सुइट पहेंते है और अकल दस रुपे की भी नहीं. कुछ और दिन इनके साथ रहा तो ये तेरा ही गेम कर डालेंगे. तुझे ही कुछ करना पड़ेगा तेजा, अपने पैरो पे खडा होजा तेजा... होजा!

वैरी स्मार्ट... बॉस जवानी में आप काफी खानदानी लगते थे

मैं तेरा ही गेम कर डालूँगा... साले मेरे पीछे मेरा ही पत्ता बिछा रहे है

स्टार्ट .... स्टाप ..... स्टार्ट ..... स्टाप

nd-chora
August 29th, 2009, 02:04 PM
Saari duniya jaanti hei ki Prem kitna sareef aadmi hei--- Prem chopra
Sarri duniya mujhe lion ke naam se jaanti hei--- Ajit
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy--- Sunny deol

nd-chora
August 29th, 2009, 02:09 PM
En kutton ka sahara lena chod de KATIA.....
lOGON KO DARA KER WO JEETA HEI JISKI RAGON MEIN PAANI BHARA HOTA HEI......
HAHAHA I LIKE SUNNY PAIJI

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 02:25 PM
भाई रटी पड़ी है पूरी फिल्म
another scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSHV2hYTbX0


Very smart... tune ye kahani TV dekhte huye likhi hei na..hei na....kasham laal-qille ki jhuth mat bolna...warna mein tera khoon pi jaaonga

singhabhimanyu
August 29th, 2009, 02:27 PM
सातो एक बाप के हो तो रुको.... यही मारूंगा सातो को एक साथ मारूंगा .... चीर दूंगा फाड़ दूंगा काट दूंगा सालो.
लोल्ज़ लोल्ज़ लोल्ज़ लोल्ज़

en kutton ka sahara lena chod de katia.....
Logon ko dara ker wo jeeta hei jiski ragon mein paani bhara hota hei......
Hahaha i like sunny paiji

kapdal
August 29th, 2009, 05:49 PM
Jiske paas power hoti hai, uska wrong bhi right hota hai...
Sarkar

aryasatyadev
August 29th, 2009, 08:37 PM
मेरे मन को भाया मैंने कुत्ता काट के खाया
dont know movie name

China Gate ;)

anilsinghd
August 29th, 2009, 09:17 PM
Not to derail the thread but yeah Watson,... don't even start with that whole Amitabh and Amar Singh angle! It is bordering positively on the sinister! and I would wager that there is more than 'game is afoot' there...

Okay, here's another good one,

"Aae Pushpa, ...I hate teeaars!" ... ;) [let's see if someone can remember the movie and/or the actor(s) in there]

that song chingaari koi bharke .... has got amazing lyrics as well! :)

annch
August 29th, 2009, 09:34 PM
Movie-Chup chup ke
Rajpal Yadav,"Iss ghar mein kitne parivar rehte hai?"
Shakti Kapoor,"Honge koi 15."
Rajpal Yadav,"Toh phir isse zila kyun nahin ghoshit kar dete."

amritkharb
August 29th, 2009, 10:07 PM
yeh dialogue tho dialogue writer, script writer ne likhe hongee, inn actor/s ne tho sirf bole haeen. Aur inko aise bolna director ne sikhaya hae.
yahaan tho rajesh khanna, amitabh, sunny deol aur baki ke chikne logoon ke baat ho rahee hae!

mittu
August 30th, 2009, 01:53 AM
These are from a book, "The Fountainhead"

Ellsworth Toohey: Tell me what you really think of me.
Howard Roark: But i dont think of you.
_______________
Howard Roark: I love you as selfishly as my lungs breathe in the air....
TO say i love u one must knw how to say "I"

annch
August 30th, 2009, 02:01 AM
Amit,
My fav lines-
"My dear fellow, who will let you?"
"That's not the point. The point is, who will stop me?"

These are from a book, "The Fountainhead"

Ellsworth Toohey: Tell me what you really think of me.
Howard Roark: But i dont think of you.
_______________
Howard Roark: I love you as selfishly as my lungs breathe in the air....
TO say i love u one must knw how to say "I"

mittu
August 30th, 2009, 03:27 AM
Amit,
My fav lines-
"My dear fellow, who will let you?"
"That's not the point. The point is, who will stop me?"

Fountainhead is full of one-liners and quotes, few more from what i remember:

It's said that the worst thing one can do to a man is to kill his self-respect. But that's not true. Self-respect is something that can't be killed. The worst thing is to kill a man's pretense at it.
______________
if this boat were sinking, I'd give my life to save you. Not because it's any kind of duty. Only because I like you, for reasons and standards of my own. I could die for you. But I couldn't and wouldn't live for you.

annch
August 30th, 2009, 06:51 AM
Movie- Annie Hall
"Life is full of loneliness, misery, suffering, and unhappiness - and it's all over much too quickly"

ritu
August 30th, 2009, 07:31 AM
Rahul: हम एक बार जीते हैं, एक बार मरते मैं, शादी भी एक बार होती है, और प्यार, प्यार भी एक ही बार होता है

annch
August 30th, 2009, 08:58 AM
Movie-Any Given Sunday-
Coach-"We're in hell right now. We can stay here, get the s**t kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell... one inch at a time"

Movie-Eddie
Assistant Coach- I don't want to rock the boat.
Eddie- The boat that does not rock is the one that's not going anywhere.

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 09:23 AM
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Inspiring one -

" what use the wings be if u can not feel the wind on ur face " - city of angels

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 09:41 AM
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One from the timeless Eastwood's classic - 'The good, the bad and the ugly'

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk" - bandit Tuco

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 09:44 AM
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One from fine classy cult 'Pulp Fiction'

" It´s not a motorcycle. It's a chopper, baby." - Butch Coolidge

cooljat
August 30th, 2009, 09:49 AM
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One from Pacino's timeless classic - 'Scent of a Woman'


" When in doubt, f$#k!" - Frank Slade