Ladkiyon Ki Kahani

[cooljat]

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....

ladkiyan uff ladkiya . .:p:rolleyes::eek::confused::mad:


bechare ladke kitna kuch sehtey hein!!.....POOR BOY BLUES!!:(:(


Rock on
Jit

[pgrewal]

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....

ladkiyan uff ladkiya . .:p:rolleyes::eek::confused::mad:


bechare ladke kitna kuch sehtey hein!!.....POOR BOY BLUES!!:(:(


Rock on
Jit


Bhai sare ladkiyoh ki pol matkholo
yeh jatni hai fir dekh lena kahi tere bhut na bana de aur muze mich me tere ko bachana ke liyeh ana pade aur mere bhi do char lag jayeh. hahahaha

Vaise ander baat hai ki likha tune kasuta hai. likhta rah sacha sada kaduwa hota hai. keep it up. Vaise yaha (swiss me) per enme se ek bhi baat nahi milte ladkiyoh ki.

[dndeswal]

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Subject: How Bosses View Men & Women

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
(and belive me ....MOST of them are true! Arent they ? )

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.

6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE's getting married. He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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(picked up from somewhere) - suited to this thread.

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[pgrewal]

Bhai cool jat yeh na padha ho to dekh lena
Related with your thread

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21522

[dineshm]

how true the gender difference certainly pops in

[vivekdh]

bhai ab theek hai pehli line :D:D



If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line marr raha hai"

Jit

[shwetadhaka]

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....

ladkiyan uff ladkiya . .:p:rolleyes::eek::confused::mad:


bechare ladke kitna kuch sehtey hein!!.....POOR BOY BLUES!!:(:(


Rock on
Jit

Itna sehne ko vaise bola kisne hai ????? :confused:

Ladkiyo ki musibat : all their acts are so keenly noticed!;)

[mukeshkumar007]

and If v complain about their acts then they say " all their acts are so keenly noticed !;

[vivekdh]

hahahaha gr8 bro gr8 pnt.


and If v complain about their acts then they say " all their acts are so keenly noticed !;

[cooljat]

hahahaha!! :D bhai eib aaya naa baat mein namak!! :D :p;):cool:

and If v complain about their acts then they say " all their acts are so keenly noticed !;

[shwetadhaka]

and If v complain about their acts then they say " all their acts are so keenly noticed !;

Ohh ! Is it ! What complains do u have from our acts !! Can we have the pleasure of knowing this!I guess if girls just open their mouths just to sigh, u will complain that "Oh God ! see she sighs at me!"

[shwetadhaka]

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
* Kyonki aise hi line di jaati hai hamesha !:o Aur kya tareeka hai?

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
hmm ! Akardu log hi to hote hai wo jo aisa kaam nai karte! Any doubts!:p

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"
Dont u?:D

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
Ab tasteless ko kaise na kahe tasteless, koi bata do!:(

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
Ohhhhh ! Jo girls se argue kare wo ziddi + bahut kuch hai!:cool:

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
Sahi hi to hai...........

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
Acting smarter in front of a girl ! Anyone can lose brain, its so evident!

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
Any doubts!!Refer Sec 710 of "By birth bindaas Women Rights":rolleyes:

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"
Kyo galat kaha kya !

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
Ab peeche pad ke love karne pe kya kahe bechaari !

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"
Bilkul thik kehti hai!

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
Tabhi to nahi batate usko! Kitni achi hoti hai wo, aur nahi batate fir bi! :mad:

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
U r not supposed to scold a girllllll !!!!!!!

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"
Usne kaha to sahi kaha hoga............... sach!!

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"
Kitni sachhi hai wo!

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....
Jaan to kaha na! Kitni considerate hai!

ladkiyan uff ladkiya . .
Aha ladkiyan, wah wah ladkiya!kamaal hai bas! ufff!


bechare ladke kitna kuch sehtey hein!!.....POOR BOY BLUES!!
Kisne kaha sehne ko baba! ;)



Rock on
Jit

Waise wo hai kaun Roch On ji ! Bata dijiye Hum kisi ko nahi batayenge !:p

[mukeshkumar007]

very very confusing....

[dkumars]

Waise wo hai kaun Roch On ji ! Bata dijiye Hum kisi ko nahi batayenge !:p


Madam agar koi hai bhi toh agar aap open forum par poocheingi toh woh jaroor bata dega... hahaha

Jit yaar bata do na ab.. itna pooch rahi hai... shweta ke siway koi nahi dekhega bhai... kisi ko kuch nahi pata lagega... agle hi psot mein bata do... hehe

[mukeshkumar007]

pls don't interfere in others personal matter!! :)

[dkumars]

pls don't interfere in others personal matter!! :)


Dost ... mein Jit ko bhai kehkar bulata hoon ... so he is not other for me... hehe
moreover i had enough chat with shweta also that i don consider her too other(stranger)... rite shweta ?

[dkumars]

pls don't interfere in others personal matter!! :)


Dost ... mein Jit ko bhai kehkar bulata hoon ... so he is not other for me... hehe
moreover i had enough chat with shweta also that i don consider her too others category(stranger)... rite Jit and shweta ?

[cooljat]

Take it easy bro!! :)
Shweta n DK both r my gud frens!!

you know me n my mystic mood better....u hardly can get an Idea...when am kiddin seriously or serioudly kiddin'!!! :rolleyes: u know me!!!

Rock on
Jit

pls don't interfere in others personal matter!! :)

[mukeshkumar007]

haha ! to phir pooch lo..dekhye bata dege !!! challenge..:)

[dkumars]

haha ! to phir pooch lo..dekhye bata dege !!! challenge..:)



Bhai senti ho gaya tu tai...
Jit yaar ye bhia toh bahut senti ho gaya ... abb bata bhi de yaar.
Chal mein batata hoon mukesh...
Uska naam hai... Kingfisher Premium beer ... rite Jit ??? :p:p:p

[cooljat]

Yeah!Yeah!! u got it right ;):)

waise my KF premium itne nakhre nahi dikhati jitni ye ladkiyan dikhati hai thats why KF is always better then any ladki!!:p


Rock on
Jit

Bhai senti ho gaya tu tai...
Jit yaar ye bhia toh bahut senti ho gaya ... abb bata bhi de yaar.
Chal mein batata hoon mukesh...
Uska naam hai... Kingfisher Premium beer ... rite Jit ??? :p:p:p

[mukeshkumar007]

BHAI it is off topic !! :):)

Yeah!Yeah!! u got it right ;):)
thats why KF is always better then any ladki!!:p


Rock on
Jit

[vivekdh]

Hance Proved :D


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If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
* Kyonki aise hi line di jaati hai hamesha !:o Aur kya tareeka hai?

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
hmm ! Akardu log hi to hote hai wo jo aisa kaam nai karte! Any doubts!:p

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"
Dont u?:D

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
Ab tasteless ko kaise na kahe tasteless, koi bata do!:(

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
Ohhhhh ! Jo girls se argue kare wo ziddi + bahut kuch hai!:cool:

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
Sahi hi to hai...........

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
Acting smarter in front of a girl ! Anyone can lose brain, its so evident!

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
Any doubts!!Refer Sec 710 of "By birth bindaas Women Rights":rolleyes:

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"
Kyo galat kaha kya !

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
Ab peeche pad ke love karne pe kya kahe bechaari !

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"
Bilkul thik kehti hai!

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
Tabhi to nahi batate usko! Kitni achi hoti hai wo, aur nahi batate fir bi! :mad:

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
U r not supposed to scold a girllllll !!!!!!!

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"
Usne kaha to sahi kaha hoga............... sach!!

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"
Kitni sachhi hai wo!

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....
Jaan to kaha na! Kitni considerate hai!

ladkiyan uff ladkiya . .
Aha ladkiyan, wah wah ladkiya!kamaal hai bas! ufff!


bechare ladke kitna kuch sehtey hein!!.....POOR BOY BLUES!!
Kisne kaha sehne ko baba! ;)

[shwetadhaka]

Dost ... mein Jit ko bhai kehkar bulata hoon ... so he is not other for me... hehe
moreover i had enough chat with shweta also that i don consider her too other(stranger)... rite shweta ?

How can I say no ! U r so assertive, u posted the same post twice! Haahaaahaa
Anyways, I dont mind any comment made in a positive note, may it be a criticism!

[cooljat]

HaHaHa :D:D:D

ur right bro hence proved!!! :p


Hance Proved :D