Cool Jat Theory, A must read!!!

[cooljat]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit

[devdahiya]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit


Bhai kyun DARWIN nei feill krre se jittu.Very dangerous theory this.Orr koe na pai ke?

[mukeshkumar007]

In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit[/COLOR]
bhai.........tu bigadhega koi neee.... :)


wesye tune abi pee rakhi hai na :):):D

[cooljat]

Hahahaha!!! Kaks...Darwin ne bhi vo evolution wali theory *BEER* pee ke hi di thi...dont u know ;) :p

theorem proved...ab chahe dangerous ho ya na ho, kyun?! :p;)


Rock on
Jit


Bhai kyun DARWIN nei feill krre se jittu.Very dangerous theory this.Orr koe na pai ke?

[dndeswal]

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Arei koun si 'beer' ki baat ho rahi sei Jit - Angrezi beer or Desi beer (Raabdi)?

If it is alcoholic beer, then it is not "Jat theory". hehehe !
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[skarmveer]

Jaatan ney tey neu bhee bahana hee chahiya peen ka hum tey koi see ney bhee na chhodey. Hamari comunity to Daru or beer ney ruaa dey hai wo bhee keh hai kes key haath laage.

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit

[mukeshkumar007]

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- Angrezi beer or Desi beer (Raabdi)?


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ha ha ha !! Raabdi.. sehi hai.. this could be the ' Jat theory' ... lakin uncleji isko pine ke baad to sare section kya weaker kya stronger sab hi mar jate hai :)

[cooljat]

Bhaisaab, take it easy dont get carried away :):)
it was posted in TIMEPASS section just for fun :)

Rock on
Jit

Jaatan ney tey neu bhee bahana hee chahiya peen ka hum tey koi see ney bhee na chhodey. Hamari comunity to Daru or beer ney ruaa dey hai wo bhee keh hai kes key haath laage.

[ravileo]

foget beer and drink water
ulimate solvent for our body

[pnauhwar21]

Jit bhai,

tumhari theory thodi galat hai..beer n alcohol drinks don't kill the weakest cells rather they attack the strongest cells and bring them at par with weaker cells just like socialism..no rich no poors :) waise pine walon ki to ek hi theory hai - Kabhi kushi kabhi gham, kabhi Beer kabhi Rum!!! so enjoy till you still have some strong cells remaining in ur body ;)

[neels]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds!

Rock on
Jit

Shall I recommend your theory for this year spl nobel prize New Scientific Discovery.....:rolleyes::mad::cool::):D

[dkumars]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way,

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers."

So say Cheers!!! frnds!


Rock on
Jit


Appki theory science ki kitaabon mein chhapegi.... barabar chhapegi
Aur bhai discover karte raho... har bade scientist ko uske time ke log pagal samajhtein hai.... appki sachhi kadar aapke baad hi hogi... so don worry... kp discovering... all the best

:):cool::mad::o:(:D

[vijay]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit

If that so, according to you, why didn't you accepted BEER when i offerred you when we met first time in New Delhi.

I think preaching is better than implementing.

WELL, in person i always saw people behave like dumbs after BEERS or hard drinks ( depeneds on the capacity of the person..... how much he can hold... to be granted )

Constructive thoughts are always better than destructive ones or illusions, whatever option we have.

[trueblueindian]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit


intreasting and special ..... i liked the logic dude ... cheers !!!!!!!! .. .. first time am sayin rock on in a positive way

[devdahiya]

intreasting and special ..... i liked the logic dude ... cheers !!!!!!!! .. .. first time am sayin rock on in a positive way



Terre matlab ki baat se na ya..jyan tahin...chodda ho gya tu.Mannass matt banniye katti !

[cooljat]

Bhai Vijay,

I guess due to excessive drinking ur strong cells of brain also got eliminated :p well, if u remember u offered me Hard drinks, whiskey to be precise instead of Beer!! :rolleyes: n I dont prefer Hard Drinks!!

I'm here talkin about only Beers... n beer contains less then 8% alcohol ;) which is infact gud for health if u consume it in control manner!! :)

n u know am kinda person who practice what he preach!! :cool:

Btw, I think its gettin serious here so goin offtopic :p.... folks, this is in Time pass section...so no need to get serious!! :)

So just chill with chilled beer!! :D;):D


Rock on
Jit



If that so, according to you, why didn't you accepted BEER when i offerred you when we met first time in New Delhi.

[cooljat]

Cheers!!! Doc saab!! :) :)

Nekki aur pooch pooch!! :p;):cool:

Btw, I already earned most prestigeous MBA (Master of being an Alcoholic):p:D for ur kind info...

Wow!! am so excited for Noble prize for this research. :):)

Degree pic attached for further refrence :rolleyes:


Rock on
Jit

Shall I recommend your theory for this year spl nobel prize New Scientific Discovery.....

[mukeshkumar007]

Btw, I already earned most prestigeous MBA (Master of being an Alcoholic):p:D for ur kind info...

Wow!! am so excited for Noble prize for this research. :):)

Degree pic attached for further refrence :rolleyes:


Rock on
Jit

oohhhhhhhhh tera bhala ho bhai.. !!! lakin degree ki pic kyo chaap di yeha..duplicate banawlenge log..

[trueblueindian]

kaaaaa sahi kahi .... appar aaap api sahi aali pratikriya tou de dyo . . . :confused::rolleyes::p:cool:;):confused:


Terre matlab ki baat se na ya..jyan tahin...chodda ho gya tu.Mannass matt banniye katti !

[anilsinghd]

just a lil comment !!

Being different is not always being smart :p


And for sure this comment is not for JIt and Beer' sided guys ;)


@ Jit :

theory kasoot sai ar analogy bhi ! chalo main aaj se hi apne brain ko enhance karta hun :D:o

[shwetadhaka]

just a lil comment !!

Being different is not always being smart :p


And for sure this comment is not for JIt and Beer' sided guys ;)


@ Jit :

theory kasoot sai ar analogy bhi ! chalo main aaj se hi apne brain ko enhance karta hun :D:o

Badi jaldi samjh aa jaati hai aisi baatein ! :confused::rolleyes:

[cooljat]

Thx!! :):) n u know I always take 'Rock on' in positive way :p:D:cool:

Rock on!...
Jit


intreasting and special ..... i liked the logic dude ... cheers !!!!!!!! .. .. first time am sayin rock on in a positive way

[bsiwach]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, :rolleyes:

the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. 'Excessive intake of Alcohol', as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of BEER eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few Beers." :cool:;):)

So say Cheers!!! frnds! :):):)


Rock on
Jit

Bhai Jit,

Cell to bera na konse mar sai ya beer, Par height mai jaroor fark pad sai!:D:D

Cheers!

[poonam]

Jit, dimaag achha dodaya hai , analogy is thoughtful BUT I'm sorry to say your hypothesis is debunk....:p

Facts are
1. Alcohol damages brain function, cognitive and motors functions.
2. Affects all the cells equally (ye bad/slow brain cells kaun se hote hai, perhaps you discovered...:p;))
3. Beer does no less harm than the hard drinks
4. Some debate as to red wine may be better for health, researched and pretty much established. Very popular "French Paradox" in science refers to as to why there is less of heart problems a issue for death among French people as we know red wine is an integral part of their life.

Anyway..., but you had some novel creative thinking there...:D...

(P..S. ghani beer mat jhokkyaa kar..:p:D)

[pgrewal]

Thx!! :):) n u know I always take 'Rock on' in positive way :p:D:cool:

Rock on!...
Jit

Brother Jit Kool
Vause to mene Jatland per ana kam kar diya hai kuch logo ke karan.
Baki fir apne dosto ke liyeh kabhi kabhi kuch likhta yah share karta rahunga. Here r few for u

Baki jisko bhi beer ke bare me jayda pata karna ho to come to Oktober Fest Munich(Germany) World greatest Beer Mahakumb. lol


TOP 10 REASONS WINE IS BETTER THAN BEER:
Did you ever hear of a “wine belly?”
Wine glasses don’t weigh as much as beer mugs - less wear and tear on the wrist and elbow, fewer cases of carpal tunnel.
Fewer unanticipated belches (unless consuming champagne).
Doesn’t open the “flood gates” quite the same way beer does.
Was there an Oscar-nominated movie last year about beer?
Ages better - and so do those who drink it!
Jesus didn’t turn water into beer; he left that to Miller and Anheuser-Busch, which proceeded to get the process backward and turn beer into water.
Tastes better with ALL kinds of food - not just brats, chili and tacos.
When asked what attributes they’re looking for in the perfect mate, “Knows how to navigate a beer list” never makes top 10.And the No. 1 reason wine is better than beer: Tastes great, less filling!
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WINE:
Beer doesn’t rely on a piece of wood to give it character.
The French don’t set the standard for beer-making and food-pairing.
Beer is richer, better looking and has a better body.
The twist-off cap. Wine makers are just starting to figure that one out.
Beer doesn’t need a movie about two losers (Sideways) to increase its popularity.
Beer never has a “bad year.”
An old English beer-drinking song inspired the melody for The Star-Spangled Banner. Wine coolers inspire Britney Spears.
No phony pseudo-sophisticated snobby elitist names starting with “chateau.”
Beer is so cool we use it to describe ourselves. We want six-pack abs, not magnum thighs.And the No. 1 reason beer is better than wine: The Mayflower was loaded with beer, not wine. So was Ben Franklin when he discovered electricity.

[pgrewal]

Cheers!!! Doc saab!! :) :)

Nekki aur pooch pooch!! :p;):cool:

Btw, I already earned most prestigeous MBA (Master of being an Alcoholic):p:D for ur kind info...

Wow!! am so excited for Noble prize for this research. :):)

Degree pic attached for further refrence :rolleyes:


Rock on
Jit


Kool bhai
You are on the right path. look down

Beer is Better than Milk

by David J. Hanson, Ph. D.
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is very provocative in its media campaign about milk, but it is correct in its mesage. Beer is indeed better than milk for health, as are both wine and distilled spirits.
Not only do beer wine and spirits all have fewer calories and less sodium than milk, but none has any fat or cholesterol, with which milk is loaded. And while milk is associated with weight gain, alcohol beverages are not [see Alcohol, Calories and Weight Gain (http://www.jatland.com/forums/../AlcoholCaloriesAndWeight.html)].

Milk ------------------------Wine ----Beer ------80 proof distilled spirits
(one cup regular milk)---- (glass) (can or bottle) (1.5 oz shot or jigger)
Calories---- -----148-------- 72----- 145------------- 97
Sodium (mg) ----120- -------8- ------18------------- 0.4
Fat (g) ------------5--------- 0- ------0---------------- 0
Cholesterol (mg)- 34- -------0 -------0 ----------------0


Source.
US department of Agriculture (USDA) nutritional tables and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

[netrapalsingh]

Kool bhai
You are on the right path. look down

Beer is Better than Milk

by David J. Hanson, Ph. D.
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is very provocative in its media campaign about milk, but it is correct in its mesage. Beer is indeed better than milk for health, as are both wine and distilled spirits.
Not only do beer wine and spirits all have fewer calories and less sodium than milk, but none has any fat or cholesterol, with which milk is loaded. And while milk is associated with weight gain, alcohol beverages are not [see Alcohol, Calories and Weight Gain (http://www.jatland.com/forums/../AlcoholCaloriesAndWeight.html)].

Milk ---------------------Wine ----Beer ------80 proof distilled spirits
(one cup regular milk) (glass) (can or bottle) (1.5 oz shot or jigger)
Calories---- -----148-------- 72----- 145------------- 97
Sodium (mg) ----120- -------8- ------18------------- 0.4
Fat (g) ------------5--------- 0- ------0--------------- 0
Cholesterol (mg)- 34- -------0 -------0 ---------------0


Source.
US department of Agriculture (USDA) nutritional tables and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)









US department of Agriculture (USDA) and nutritional tables and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

Beer is Better than Milk

Bhai jab to Dara Singh or Satpal Beer pee ke hee pahalwaan bane honge.....:D.....ek to yo yogi maharaaj yoga kee bat kare or theory beer ke batave......:eek:

netraa...

[cooljat]

Bhai Grewal.....KUDOS to u for this amazin search :):) two thumbs up n a bottle of chilled beer for u ;);)

Well, I luv Milk, Beer n Wine, luv'em all!

I regulary take Milk, on weekends go for Beers n some time Wines too!

all 3 drinks makes life worth livin for :p:rolleyes::cool: hehehehehe!!

Bhai ish research ke liye tane bhi Phd ki degree di jaayegi [;)][;)]


Cheers! for gud lyf :)


Rock on
Jit

Kool bhai
You are on the right path. look down

Beer is Better than Milk

[pgrewal]

Beer is Better than Milk

Bhai jab to Dara Singh or Satpal Beer pee ke hee pahalwaan bane honge.....:D.....ek to yo yogi maharaaj yoga kee bat kare or theory beer ke batave......:eek:

netraa...

Brother
pahlwan to beer pe ke nahi bante honge baki bera kuch na.
Jab PETA kah sake se to hum ke cheej saa
Vaise me to dudh penewala balak sun. lol

[pgrewal]

Bhai Grewal.....KUDOS to u for this amazin search :):) two thumbs up n a bottle of chilled beer for u ;);)

Well, I luv Milk, Beer n Wine, luv'em all!

I regulary take Milk, on weekends go for Beers n some time Wines too!

all 3 drinks makes life worth livin for :p:rolleyes::cool: hehehehehe!!

Bhai ish research ke liye tane bhi Phd ki degree di jaayegi [;)][;)]


Cheers! for gud lyf :)


Rock on
Jit

dhaabi
PhD ki degree to mere paas se etne PhD degree ka me ke karunga. Baki kuch masala tere tage me daal diya tha vaise yeh sch bhi hai.
Thumsup ke do bottle to jarur dedena. cheers

[cooljat]

Le fer tere liye yo Inspirin Quote ka Poster....Gift mein :p;):cool:

see the attachment!!


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Jit








dhaabi
PhD ki degree to mere paas se etne PhD degree ka me ke karunga. Baki kuch masala tere tage me daal diya tha vaise yeh sch bhi hai.
Thumsup ke do bottle to jarur dedena. cheers

[pgrewal]

Le fer tere liye yo Inspirin Quote ka Poster....Gift mein :p;):cool:

see the attachment!!


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Jit





Daki dost
agle saal come to Oktober Fest in Munich
world famous beer Fest.
Look http://www.oktoberfest.de/

[cooljat]

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=151024&postcount=36

just for ur convience :)

Cheers! for gud height ;) ;) ;)


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Jit
Bhai Jit,

Cell to bera na konse mar sai ya beer, Par height mai jaroor fark pad sai!:D:D

Cheers!

[pnauhwar21]

Bhai Jit..tumhara beer ke prati itna aghaad prem dekhke maine thodi aur research ki aur paya ki Beer is just like a women ..

- Beer bhi kadvi hoti hai ..
- Ek beer ho to thik..ek se jyada ho to aadmi ka naash kar deti hai
- Beer also influences your mind..aur ek baar chhad jaye to phir tumse kuchh bhi kara sakti hai..
- Beer ki bhi hazaron brand aur taste hain..

Aur hazaron khamiyon ke bavjood, har aadmi ek baar to beer taste jaroor karta hai..jaise ki shaadi ka laddoo :)

[cooljat]

Bhai Nauhar....u got it right ;) its kind unconditional luv, u see :p:cool::)

Well, somthing to correct ur research that beer is not just like women rather its far better then women :p to defend it I got *107* Very Reasons Why Beer is Better then a Woman!!! :D:D:D

just follow it - http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/beer.html :cool:;)

Hence Proved!!!!!!


Rock on
Jit


Bhai Jit..tumhara beer ke prati itna aghaad prem dekhke maine thodi aur research ki aur paya ki Beer is just like a women ..

- Beer bhi kadvi hoti hai ..
- Ek beer ho to thik..ek se jyada ho to aadmi ka naash kar deti hai
- Beer also influences your mind..aur ek baar chhad jaye to phir tumse kuchh bhi kara sakti hai..
- Beer ki bhi hazaron brand aur taste hain..

Aur hazaron khamiyon ke bavjood, har aadmi ek baar to beer taste jaroor karta hai..jaise ki shaadi ka laddoo