A Tribute to wives :)

[dkumars]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND
LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[deepakchoudhry]

Ha Ha Ha...Yeh Kya chedd diya.

Bhai tu toh ab kunwara hi maregaa.:D

[dkumars]

Ha Ha Ha...Yeh Kya chedd diya.

Bhai tu toh ab kunwara hi maregaa.:D



Nahi deepak ji.... kunwara hoon shayad isliye bach jaaonga... kyonki jiske baare mein meine likha hai woh abhi tak pata nahi lagi hai... so marne ke chances kam hai....

par par par ... aapki watt jaroor lagne wali hai, iss thread mein aakar aapne jo galti kari hai aur ghar par maaloom pad gaya toh aapka toh pakka hai... khair chinta kariye ki baat ghar tak na pahunche... hehehe .... enjoy

[cooljat]

Ha!Ha!ha! :D:cool:;):p:rolleyes::eek::)

Eib tera kya hoga DK?? :eek:

Btw, I like this one.....hehehehhehe, too gud n too realistic :D

kudos to u bro


Rock on
Jit


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

[shwetadhaka]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND
LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.



Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......
2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....
3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi...
4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....
6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:)

[deepakchoudhry]

Nahi deepak ji.... kunwara hoon shayad isliye bach jaaonga... kyonki jiske baare mein meine likha hai woh abhi tak pata nahi lagi hai... so marne ke chances kam hai....

par par par ... aapki watt jaroor lagne wali hai, iss thread mein aakar aapne jo galti kari hai aur ghar par maaloom pad gaya toh aapka toh pakka hai... khair chinta kariye ki baat ghar tak na pahunche... hehehe .... enjoy

Bhai issi kavita toh kuwaray hi likh sake hain..samajha na..tu lagaya reh.:D

[deepakchoudhry]

Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Hey Bhagwan, yeh kaisa julm, ek jurm ka saat saat baar saaza
2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....jab tak tumhari insurance policy cash na kara loon.
3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi...tabhi heart aur BP ka mariz hoon abhi.

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....aisa shock kabhi lagaa nahin.
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....in baachon ko roti kya tera baap khilyegaa.
6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe...."That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:)
I hope you like it.

[chhavi]

Badiya! Bahut badiya...:D....
Looking forward to hear a tribute to husbands:confused::eek: ?

[dkumars]

I hope you like it.
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....in baachon ko roti kya tera baap khilyegaa.


Deepak ji toaad paade diya aapne .... hahaha... mast comment hai.... lage raho

[ritu]

shweta very good try .chalo mane bhi kuch khoshih ki hai[
Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......har deen ko agar ek janam kahenge
2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....ye sada kon hai jiske liye tum mere ho liye
3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi... jaan jaan kahke jhooth bolna to koi sikhe tumse hi
4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....heart attack sa aajaye he bus tumko dekhte hi
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....tumko marke hi marugi ye hasrat to bus hasrat hi rah jayegi
6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....mera chehra na hua aaina hogya

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:)[/quote]

[devdahiya]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND
LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.




Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha...ha...se te bhin ki bhin.

[dkumars]

shweta very good try .chalo mane bhi kuch khoshih ki hai[
Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......har deen ko agar ek janam kahenge
2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....ye sada kon hai jiske liye tum mere ho liye
3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi... jaan jaan kahke jhooth bolna to koi sikhe tumse hi
4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....heart attack sa aajaye he bus tumko dekhte hi
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....tumko marke hi marugi ye hasrat to bus hasrat hi rah jayegi
6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....mera chehra na hua aaina hogya

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:)[/quote]


6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....mera chehra na hua aaina hogya

toh phir chaand koun hua ???? hehe

[chhavi]

[quote=shwetadhaka;150679]Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Aur roz ek-duje ko bura-bhala kahengey :cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Par kah nahin sakta yeh, main bin Piye :D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Yeh jhooth ek aur baar hi sahi:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Hai! is chudail se koi toh bacahaye abhi :eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Kah dun abhi, nahin roti kaun banayega:confused:!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....Door se hi aksar yeh bhata hai mujhey :D!

He he he.............

[sunitahooda]

Best Reciprocal:D:p[quote=shwetadhaka;150679]Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Aur roz ek-duje ko bura-bhala kahengey :cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Par kah nahin sakta yeh, main bin Piye :D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Yeh jhooth ek aur baar hi sahi:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Hai! is chudail se koi toh bacahaye abhi :eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Kah dun abhi, nahin roti kaun banayega:confused:!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....Door se hi aksar yeh bhata hai mujhey :D!

He he he.............

[sunitahooda]

[QUOTE=chhavi;150766][quote=shwetadhaka;150679]Mine too-

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......kamrey mein royengey aur bahar hanseygey:cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Par Mera Vishwas na karna EK BHI PAL KE LIYE:D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Bola tha jhooth tumney sach maana to sahi:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Ab ye arzoo guzrey Zamaney ki baat hui:eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Tum chali jao warna mere saath tumhara bhi kabadda ho jayega:o!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe.....Door se hi sahi Behlata to hai mujhe:D!

ha ha ha.............

[vivekdh]

Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......
per counting agle janam se suru karenge...

Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....
bus abhi jane do tina ke liye.....

Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....
marti kyo nahi tum ki ab jine ki iccha nahi .....

Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....
or nahi jhel sakta ab kahani khatam karo yahi.........

Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....
waqt badlega mera bhi kabhi to kuch aacha bhi laayega...

Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe.....
ibb to mhu lako le itna jhooth bolna nahi aata muje .........:D

[sunitahooda]

Yahi to tumney pichhley janam me tha kaha
Bhanwarey na bano jao kahin par maro to yaha:D:pHum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......
per counting agle janam se suru karenge...
Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....
bus abhi jane do tina ke liye.....

Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....
marti kyo nahi tum ki ab jine ki iccha nahi hai.....

Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....
or nahi jhel sakta ab kahani khatam karo yahi.........

Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....
waqt badlega mera bhi kabhi to kuch aacha bhi laayega...

Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe.....
ibb to mhu lako le itna jhooth bolna nahi aata muje .........:D

[shwetadhaka]

I hope you like it.

Wah Taj nahi Wah sarpanch ji !! Now I know why ppl call u sarpanch ji! :) Was nice try, hope ur wife likes it too!:p

[shwetadhaka]

shweta very good try .chalo mane bhi kuch khoshih ki hai[
Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......har deen ko agar ek janam kahenge
2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....ye sada kon hai jiske liye tum mere ho liye
3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi... jaan jaan kahke jhooth bolna to koi sikhe tumse hi
4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....heart attack sa aajaye he bus tumko dekhte hi
5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....tumko marke hi marugi ye hasrat to bus hasrat hi rah jayegi
6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....mera chehra na hua aaina hogya

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:)[/quote]


Wah ! sab itne creative hai yaha! Ritu ji, aapke unko pasand aayegi ye bahut shayad!:)

[shwetadhaka]

Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......
per counting agle janam se suru karenge...

Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....
bus abhi jane do tina ke liye.....

Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....
marti kyo nahi tum ki ab jine ki iccha nahi .....

Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....
or nahi jhel sakta ab kahani khatam karo yahi.........

Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....
waqt badlega mera bhi kabhi to kuch aacha bhi laayega...

Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe.....
ibb to mhu lako le itna jhooth bolna nahi aata muje .........:D

Tumne to kasam khayi hai pitne ki :) Sadak pe nikala karo jara chehra dhak ke, kahi kisi ki nazar na lag jaaye tumhari "Sense of sarcasm" ke :p

[shwetadhaka]

[quote=shwetadhaka;150679]Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Aur roz ek-duje ko bura-bhala kahengey :cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Par kah nahin sakta yeh, main bin Piye :D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Yeh jhooth ek aur baar hi sahi:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Hai! is chudail se koi toh bacahaye abhi :eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Kah dun abhi, nahin roti kaun banayega:confused:!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....Door se hi aksar yeh bhata hai mujhey :D!

He he he.............


Gazabsss hai jiiiiiiiiii !! Manne na bera tha, itna tagda tribute milega wives ko !:o;)

Kisi ko Tribute dena ho to Jatland se le jao yaha to tribute ki nadiya baheve hai ........:rolleyes::p

[sanjeetsparp]

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Kyun Yo Satwan Janam nahi ho sakta ke.....or option khatam ho ge ke, apni rah naap:cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Are Bhagwaan te derle kyun Jhooth pe Jhooth Bulwaawe se, Wo Guddi paach baith ke kitaab bennan laag reha se :D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Main Rakshash Thodi soon ke meri jaan tote main ho....meri to mere main e sai:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Haan tanne dekh ke to gadhe ne bhi heart attach aa ja main to aadmi soon.....chandaal!!:eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Haan tu naas ker ke to jaa e gi, dikhe se chode padi....aaj tahin kuch chhodda ho te kime reh:confused:!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....Re tanne din main taare te dikha e raakhe sain.... tanne dikhaan paachhe te girni aawain sain :D!

[shwetadhaka]

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Kyun Yo Satwan Janam nahi ho sakta ke.....or option khatam ho ge ke, apni rah naap:cool:

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Are Bhagwaan te derle kyun Jhooth pe Jhooth Bulwaawe se, Wo Guddi paach baith ke kitaab bennan laag reha se :D!

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi.....Main Rakshash Thodi soon ke meri jaan tote main ho....meri to mere main e sai:p!

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Haan tanne dekh ke to gadhe ne bhi heart attach aa ja main to aadmi soon.....chandaal!!:eek:!

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Haan tu naas ker ke to jaa e gi, dikhe se chode padi....aaj tahin kuch chhodda ho te kime reh:confused:!

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....Re tanne din main taare te dikha e raakhe sain.... tanne dikhaan paachhe te girni aawain sain :D!

Badi satayi hui aatma hain !

[pmalhan]

1- Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......Itna bada julm bhala kaise sahenge

2-Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....Kah nahi sakta ye tumhare liye

3-Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahin.....Ye tere alawa maine sabse kahi

4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....Taki dubara samna tujhse na ho jaye kahin

5-Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....Aisa kahane ka tau khwab bhi na aaega

6-Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....kyonki amawas ka chand bhata hai muzhe

[ssindhu]

Well here goes the tribute to husband...as someone asked for

h: hubby
w: wifey

1- h: Hum saat janmao tak saath rahenge......
w: aur yuhi meri warrior spirits hone up hoti rahengi

2-h: Mai tumhara hu sada ke liye.....
w: nahi baba maaf karo khuda ke liye

3-h: Tujhme basi hai meri jaan kahi...
w: hope u r nt intestinal worm honey

4-h: Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi ruk jaaye bas yahi....
w: yup, but tumahri, meri nahi

5-h: Tere bina zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....
w: sab kuch alimony mae jo chala jayega

6-h: Tere chehre me chand nazar aata hai mujhe....
w: itna sach to aadmi marte wakt bolta hai honey?

[sanjeetsparp]

Badi satayi hui aatma hain !


Are Shweta ji ye to bina experience ke hi likha tha.............abhi tak to kisi ke setaane ka experience hai nahi........ or bhagwaan kare na mile to or bhi achha

[deepakchoudhry]

Wah Taj nahi Wah sarpanch ji !! Now I know why ppl call u sarpanch ji!

Sarpanchji...lol

I think you are mistaking me for someone else. :)

Hamari aisi kabliyat kahan...doosra I'm not custodian to anyone's consciousness.

Apna hi sambhal jaye itna bahut hai.

[deepakchoudhry]

Ladies/Gents,

Bahut Khoob...keep it going.

Deepak

[rajkharb]

Ohhhhhhhhh !! Ok ! these were replies to Washington Post competition, can we hv some Indian replies to these:

1- Hum saat HAFTON tak saath rahenge...USKE BAAD FIR SE KACHE KATUNGA
2-Mai tumhara hu SAJA ke liye.....BACHAOOOOOOO
3-Tujhme FASI hai meri jaan kahi...ISTE BADHIYA TO MERE PHASI LA DYO
4-Tumko dekha to laga meri zindagi BACH jaaye bas yahAN SE....BHAGWAN SE 7 HAFTE KHATAM KAR KUKRE
5-Tere SATH zindagi me kuch na reh jaayega.....TERE T PICHA CHHUDANE KE BAAD HI MAJA AAYEGA
6-Tere chehre me BHUT nazar aata hai mujhe....ER MUJHE BHUTON SE BAHUT DAR LAGTA H

Hmmm........ lets see the response!:) SEE...RESPONSE....