SMS aaya ree

[vivekdh]

SMS kaa jamana hai...

apko jo bhi SMS acche lagte hain yahan post karo :)

e.g

na mom ke pyar se
Na dady ki mar se
Na dosto ki fatkar se
Na ladki ke inkar se
Na chaplo ki bochar se
Aashiq Sudhrenge to
"Rakhi" ke tyohar se

[vivekdh]

Aansu tere nickle to aankh meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare humari dosti itni ghari ho,
sadak pe tu pite or galti meri ho ...:D

[Maniisha]

Whats the height of hope???....

A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!:p:D

[sunitahooda]

Full from of SMS-
S-Saala
M-Mufat da
S-Syapa
Jai na karo to KANJOOS aur karo to THALLI:D;)

[Maniisha]

Never cry 4 anyone in life, Coiz for the whom u cry,
doesnt deserve your tears, & d one who deserves it, Never let u cry..:)

[cooljat]

Din me chain nahi,

Raat ko neend nahi,

Ji na lage kabhi...!

Khuda kya yehi Pyaar hai,


Kuda bole :
nahi beta,




Private job walon ka
yahi haal hai! :D :(

[bhupendra]

Jo Tumko Ho Pasand Wahi Baat Karenge
Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho, Raat Kahenge
Kyonkee




Paglo se bahash nahi ki jati

[bhupendra]

Amazing love story !

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot .........

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.........

The dog also become emotional and bite the mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria !

wat a touching love story $$

[rajkharb]

He +she = Love
He+she+love=marriage
H+s+l+m= Childeren
H+s+l+m+c= Family
H+s+l+m+c+f= Tension.............so
East Or West Kuwara Is The Best

[VirenderNarwal]

FANAA::::::
Re-mix Shyaree-
Aap k Mobile mein mere SMS ko Panah mill jaye............?
Agar aap mujhe SMS na karo...
........To......
Aap ka Mobile Pani mein pad ke...FANAA ho jaye.

[sanjeetsparp]

New Style of proposing a girl

Dear Beautiful Sweety.. In future

I don't want to see my Sons
in frustration chasing
your beautiful girls
and wasteing time..

Lets get marry
and make them brother and Sister

[bsiwach]

SMS kaa jamana hai...

apko jo bhi SMS acche lagte hain yahan post karo :)

e.g

na mom ke pyar se
Na dady ki mar se
Na dosto ki fatkar se
Na ladki ke inkar se
Na chaplo ki bochar se
Aashiq Sudhrenge to
"Rakhi" ke tyohar se

Bhai Vivek,

Tu to Ghana ustad chora s Bhai. :D:D

Tan thode se din m or log is line ka pir man k chadar chadan lag jange:D:D.

Par ek aadha isa chahiye bi.;):D

[vivekdh]

hahahahaha naa ji yaa baat koni
main to gana suda balak hu kati gauu barga :D



Bhai Vivek,

Tu to Ghana ustad chora s Bhai. :D:D

Tan thode se din m or log is line ka pir man k chadar chadan lag jange:D:D.

Par ek aadha isa chahiye bi.;):D

[shwetadhaka]

hahahahaha naa ji yaa baat koni
main to gana suda balak hu kati gauu barga :D

Haan ghanghor sudhe-pan ke kasame chalan laagi hai ab to Vivek ji ke naam ki ! ;):p

[devdahiya]

Jat SMS:


SMS padhh ke chho mei na aaiye
Mobile ne thha ke mattna baggaiye
Jei ferre na lenne hon tei beshakk taal kariye
Par Bebey kehen ka haq katti na khhuswaiye.

[VirenderNarwal]

hahahahaha naa ji yaa baat koni
main to gana suda balak hu kati gauu barga :D

भाई विवेक जी...:cool:... घणा सा गऊँ भी ना बन के रहया कर ......:p .....आजकल जाटलैंड पर बहुत खागड घूमें सै....:eek::D...?

[devdahiya]

भाई विवेक जी...:cool:... घणा सा गऊँ भी ना बन के रहया कर ......:p .....आजकल जाटलैंड पर बहुत खागड घूमें सै....:eek::D...?



Terre kesse...khandduwe aalle...nyuwein kehna chahve se na.

[VirenderNarwal]

Terre kesse...khandduwe aalle...nyuwein kehna chahve se na.
काका जी मैंने तो नेक सलाह भर ही दी है....:eek:...इब आपके बारें में इशारा करूँ...:cool:...ये अच्छी बात ना है...:p:D...?

[rajkharb]

Jat SMS:


SMS padhh ke chho mei na aaiye
Mobile ne thha ke mattna baggaiye
Jei ferre na lenne hon tei beshakk taal kariye
Par Bebey kehen ka haq katti na khhuswaiye.
ek meri tarf se bhi

"kise ne mere t pyar konya , kise t mane pyar konya,
er meri jindgi isi s janu bhans ki khor m nyar konya":D :D

[dkumars]

भाई विवेक जी...:cool:... घणा सा गऊँ भी ना बन के रहया कर ......:p .....आजकल जाटलैंड पर बहुत खागड घूमें सै....:eek::D...?



yooooo mara... aur likhwale SMS bhai vivek... hahaha ... enjoy

[dkumars]

ek meri tarf se bhi

"kise ne mere t pyar konya , kise t mane pyar konya,
er meri jindgi isi s janu bhans ki khor m nyar konya":D :D



Mast bhai.... bahut ND... aur bhi liya isse:p

[sunitahooda]

Eyes are not meant
4tears & heart is
not meant 4 fear....

Never get upset but
always cheer....

Beoz u r d 1
who can make ppl
smile for years....:)

[rajkharb]

Co-incidence Decides,whom U Meet In Life
Ur Heart Decides,with Whom U Want 2 Stay In Life
But Only.."destiny"decides,who Stays In Ur Life..

[ravileo]

Santa underwear lene gaya
Dukandar ne usse 500rs ka underwear deekhaya.
Santa bola roj phen ne wala de party wear nahi

[Maniisha]

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

[devdahiya]

Santa underwear lene gaya
Dukandar ne usse 500rs ka underwear deekhaya.
Santa bola roj phen ne wala de party wear nahi



Yo ke chhodd diya bhai shyanne.

[devdahiya]

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .



Har lamha judda hei ek aur lamhe se kuchh aissa
Har lamha fir bhi hota nahin ek jaissa
Lamha jo gujjar gaya wo nahin aata lautt kar
Jaisse kharach kar diya ho paissa.

[rahultokas]

Boy : Mujh sey shaadi karoogii??
Girl : Kyaaaaaaaaa??
Boy : Achiii Filmm hai naa??
Girl : Kutteyy k bacchey....
Boy : Whattttttt?
Girl : Kittney cute hottey hai naa.:D

[Maniisha]

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...:p:D

[rahultokas]

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...:p:D


billkull mere mannn mey bhi same to same khayaaal aayaaa.. tumhey dekh k:D:p

[Maniisha]

billkull mere mannn mey bhi same to same khayaaal aayaaa.. tumhey dekh k:D:p

Hupppppppppp:mad::p:D

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".

[rahultokas]

Hupppppppppp:mad::p:D

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".


oho ibb samjhaa mai... kyon bolley karrey manney saari chorrri bhai;)

[dkumars]

Hupppppppppp:mad::p:D

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".


Aankho me "badtamiji" Chaal hai "sharabi"
Dil me "Fareb" aur Chehre me "kharabi"

Ibb tei bhaiyya konya... koi tei saiyaa banalo... hehe...
kidding ... mindwa notwa

[dkumars]

ibb dekhliyo... kihye ka reply aawe ya nahi par kaka ka jaroor aawega.. hehe

[devdahiya]

oho ibb samjhaa mai... kyon bolley karrey manney saari chorrri bhai;)



ORR kha le nei gulgulle...orr chhedd le appni bua nei.......Polli se munh aale....Hai re off topic hogya mei te..ibb aaweiggi bahu rani Khurppi thha kei khurchan.

[devdahiya]

Aankho me "badtamiji" Chaal hai "sharabi"
Dil me "Fareb" aur Chehre me "kharabi"

Ibb tei bhaiyya konya... koi tei saiyaa banalo... hehe...
kidding ... mindwa notwa



Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.

[dkumars]

Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.


kaka aaj lagei hai mera aakhi bakhat aaliya hai... haas haas kei maran aala hoon... dandruff ke lifafe ... heheheheh

[Maniisha]

Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.

hahahahhaha DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.....:p:D

[rajkharb]

zindgi mein hardam haste raho,
hasna jindgi ki jarurat h,
zindgi ko is andaj m jiyo ..
ke log aapko dekh kar kahein ..
wah..zindgi kitni khubsurat h..

[pgrewal]

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
.
.
.
Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

[pgrewal]

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

[dkumars]

SMS kaa jamana hai...

apko jo bhi SMS acche lagte hain yahan post karo :)




My favourite...


Where are you ???
or sometimes wru ???

[dkumars]

one more...

m in office:)

[dkumars]

When will u reach ?

[dkumars]

lunch ????

[nitika]

Universal truth : u love someone , u marry someone else
the one u marry becomes ur wife and the one u loved becomes the password of ur email id

[nitika]

kahan se aati hai hichikiyaan kon fariyaad karta hai , khudaa usko hamesha salaamat rakhe jo
hamein dil se yaad karta hai

[dkumars]

Universal truth : u love someone , u marry someone else
the one u marry becomes ur wife and the one u loved becomes the password of ur email id



Really ??? i don think so...

[dkumars]

kahan se aati hai hichikiyaan kon fariyaad karta hai , khudaa usko hamesha salaamat rakhe jo
hamein dil se yaad karta hai


meri maa n papa... hehe

[Maniisha]

Rishte banane ke liye bas ek PAL chahiye,
par nibane ke liye DIL chahiye,
khelta to sagar bhi hai lehro se,
par unhe thaamne ke liye bi SAHIL chahiye...

[jagatpalsingh]

The road to success is not straight...
There a curve called failure...
A loop called confusion...
Speed bumps called bad friends...
Red lights called enimies...
Caution light called family...
You will have flats called jobs.
But if you have a spare wheel called determinations...
An engine called Perseverance
Insaurance called faith...
A driver called God...
You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!!!
Thats life....!

[Maniisha]

The road to success is not straight...
There a curve called failure...
A loop called confusion...
Speed bumps called bad friends...
Red lights called enimies...
Caution light called family...
You will have flats called jobs.
But if you have a spare wheel called determinations...
An engine called Perseverance
Insaurance called faith...
A driver called God...
You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!!!
Thats life....!
Itna bada SMS ...:p:D

If u need a frnd & there r 100 steps
btwn us u can tke d 1st to get nr 2 me
& i will tke all 99 step 2 be there 4 U...:)

[dkumars]

The road to success is not straight...
There a curve called failure...
A loop called confusion...
Speed bumps called bad friends...
Red lights called enimies...
Caution light called family...
You will have flats called jobs.
But if you have a spare wheel called determinations...
An engine called Perseverance
Insaurance called faith...
A driver called God...
You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!!!
Thats life....!


Either they are not friends and if they r freinds then they cant be bad.... frnds r never bad:)

[subh0007]

shayri by Jat 2his grlfrnd :
reTajmahal kay cheez se,
iste b badi imaarat banvaunga.
Mumtaaz to marke dafan hui thi,
re taney to main zinda dafnaunga

[nisharathee]

Itne kamjor ho gaye hum aapki
judai se,
itne kamjor ho gaye hum aapki
judai se,


ki kal raat


saale machhar hi utha ke le gaye
charpai se

[subh0007]

nitika bahut gahri soch hai tumari aachha hai lekin aaj kal :D:mad::cool:..................................... .........

[shwetadhaka]

Itne kamjor ho gaye hum aapki
judai se,
itne kamjor ho gaye hum aapki
judai se,


ki kal raat


saale machhar hi utha ke le gaye
charpai se

Kuch leti kyo nahi Nisha............... mosquito net to le hi lo.........:o

[dkumars]

Aur Nitika fan off rekhna ... kahi hawa mein udd na jao ... windows bhi close kar liya karo... i suggest tie 2 bricks also at ur feet .. hehe

[nitika]

arey mein itni kamjoor bhi nahin ki fan ki hawa se udd jaunn devender

[nitika]

God has 4 gifts for everyone.
A key for every problem. A light for every shadow.
A plan for every tomorrow and
A joy for every sorrow !!!
Good day to u.

[cooljat]

Thought for all days...

If life throws Lemons at you,
DONT make Lemonade...

Ask for Taqila & Salt!!!

[subh0007]

JAT riding a cycle & hits a girl.
GIRL: ganti nai maar sakta tha?
JAT : re chhori baawli dikhe?
poori cycle maar di ab ganti alag se maaru ke?
:D;):cool:

[jagatpalsingh]

Murga ya Murgi ko Pehchanne le liye kya karoge ?
........>?
........>>?
........>>>?
Simple hai yaar
Ek patthar mark kar dekho
Agar Bhaga to - "MURGA"
aur agar Bhagi to- "MURGI":):)

[dkumars]

arey mein itni kamjoor bhi nahin ki fan ki hawa se udd jaunn devender


Hmmm... actually i replied for woh machhar bhi uthha le gaye charpayi se wala SMS... haha

[subh0007]

woh yaro ki mafil
woh muskrate pal
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal
kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane me,
aaj waqt gujar jata hai chand kagaj ke tukade kamane me..........

[rahultokas]

woh yaro ki mafil
woh muskrate pal
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal
kabhi guzarti thi zindagi waqt bitane me,
aaj waqt gujar jata hai chand kagaj ke tukade kamane me..........


bohot badhiyaa subhaas:)

[Maniisha]

Live life at a one time,
share it with people
who matter most to you,
for life is little jar of memories,
so fill it with people worth remembering.:)

[rathee.sandeep]

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

[rathee.sandeep]

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

[rathee.sandeep]

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

[rathee.sandeep]

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

[rathee.sandeep]

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

[rathee.sandeep]

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

[rathee.sandeep]

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

[rathee.sandeep]

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.


Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".


Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.


Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!


Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

[sandyjaglan]

mane laage yeah tane aap biti batiye se

wht can i say u r blessed with natural sence of humour.........

keep going the way u r...........

very nice jokes

[vickyshokeen]

Bhai rathee jee ye sab link paste kar dete itna lamba page likha aapne


smsdaily.blogspot.com/
www.jijasali.com/collection. php?language=hindi&category=funny
www.hiren.info/funstuff/sms/indian/5
http://lovelysms.com/sms-jokes-messages-6.htm

[ravileo]

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae

[rohit62]

Universal truth : u love someone , u marry someone else
the one u marry becomes ur wife and the one u loved becomes the password of ur email id


very trueee

[sunitahooda]

Child- Mom iss baar hum sarey patakey issi shop se lengey
Mom- Lekin beta ye to Girls hostel hai
Child-Papa to kehtey hain ki saari phuljhaddiyan yahin rehti hain:D;)

[VPannu]

Child-Papa to kehtey hain ki saari phuljhaddiyan yahin rehti hain:D;)
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...................gadarrrrrrrr. ........bighannnnn....too good. buss ke kahuu or main..agar main koye Raja hota te eeb motiyo ki maala baga ke marta sunaan aale ke. one of the best.shunta ji thanks for sharing this.:D:D:D:D:D

[trueblueindian]

Bhai rathee jee ye sab link paste kar dete itna lamba page likha aapne


smsdaily.blogspot.com/
www.jijasali.com/collection (http://www.jijasali.com/collection). php?language=hindi&category=funny
www.hiren.info/funstuff/sms/indian/5 (http://www.hiren.info/funstuff/sms/indian/5)
http://lovelysms.com/sms-jokes-messages-6.htm

So what ......... are we expecting self created stuff here .... ???

thx sandeep for sharing .. might as well it was cut copy stuff .... it was hillarious to read and yep i used them also ...:)

[trueblueindian]

Child- Mom iss baar hum sarey patakey issi shop se lengey
Mom- Lekin beta ye to Girls hostel hai
Child-Papa to kehtey hain ki saari phuljhaddiyan yahin rehti hain:D;)

hahahahhaa gud hai suuu ji

[sunitahooda]

Motiyan ki MALA bagaan tayi raja hona mendatory thodi sai...le kai aayiye ek...mai baatt dekhu su:D:p Kaaley bheetar aley dekh kitna raaji hoya sai apney bheetarley ki baat mere SMS mai padh kai:p;)HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...................gadarr rrrrrr.........bighannnnn....too good. buss ke kahuu or main..agar main koye Raja hota te eeb motiyo ki maala baga ke marta sunaan aale ke. one of the best.shunta ji thanks for sharing this.:D:D:D:D:D

[Maniisha]

Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering.....:p:D

[visheshdahiya]

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

[visheshdahiya]

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

[prabhat]

jeevan me Paisa , Pyar , Dost , sab kuch aa jata hai ....
Par tode gaye DAANT phir nhi aate .....
Samajhdar ho , umeed hai SMS bhejte rahoge ....

:)

[prabhat]

Theory is when u know sumthing,but it doen't work....
Practical is when sumthing works,but u don't know why.....
We engineers combine Theory and Practical....
Nothing works and we don't know why !!

:)

[vivekdh]

An interesting line written at the back of a biker's shirt:

"If U r able to see this ,plz tell me that my girlfrend has fallen off .":D

[Maniisha]

Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena,
Pyar ko ansuo ka tohfa na dena,
Dil se Roe koi aapki yaad mein.....
Aisa kisi ko maukaa na dena.

[Maniisha]

New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...:)

[aabhisheksirohi]

Humm Interesting stuffs here !!!
One from my end tooo !!

" Purana Loha becho, teen dabba becho, Tute fute saman becho, Plastic ke dabbe becho, Raddi akhbar becho, Un paise se Balance dalvakae SMS to Bhejo"

[Maniisha]

Santa - marte huye addmi ke muh mein kya dalna chahiye
Banta - Birla Plus Cement
Santa - Kyun ?
Banta - Kyuki is Cement mein Jaan hai ...:p:D

[aabhisheksirohi]

Ek aur aayaa sms !!

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
It's a slick to stick a lock upon your stock
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock !!

Huh !! Cud'nt get the meaning !!!

[sachinjat]

WHEN YOU WIN http://www.fropper.com/zones-ssi/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif,
I WILL PROUDLY TELL THE WORLD:
http://www.fropper.com/zones-ssi/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif"HEY ! THATS MY FRIEND!"
BUT
WHEN YOU LOSE http://www.fropper.com/zones-ssi/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/cry_smile.gif,
I WILL SIT BY UR SIDE, HOLD UR HAND AND SAY:
"HEY ! I AM YOUR FRIEND..!! http://www.fropper.com/zones-ssi/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif

[sachinjat]

लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है,
चढ़ती दीवारों पर, सौ बार फिसलती है.
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है,
चढ़कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना न अखरता है.
आख़िर उसकी मेहनत बेकार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है,
जा जा कर खाली हाथ लौटकर आता है.
मिलते नहीं सहज ही मोती गहरे पानी में,
बढ़ता दुगना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में.
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती.

असफलता एक चुनौती है, इसे स्वीकार करो,
क्या कमी रह गई, देखो और सुधार करो.
जब तक न सफल हो, नींद चैन को त्यागो तुम,
संघर्श का मैदान छोड़ कर मत भागो तुम.
कुछ किये बिना ही जय जय कार नहीं होती,
कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती I
Happy Deepawali

[vivekdh]

bhai itna lamba SMS :eek:

[aabhisheksirohi]

bhai itna lamba SMS :eek:

Probably email Brother !!;):p
Neways nice one Mr Sachin Tendulkar !!

[gahlawatsandeep]

Very good thinking of urs
send me regularly

[gahlawatsandeep]

Dil ki juban vo samajh nahi pate,
Hum unse kuch kah nahi pate,
Ab tumse kis tarah kahen ,
ki tum bin ab hum rah nai pate............................ @};-
Sandeep Gahlawat

[gahlawatsandeep]

Vo ruthe is kadar ke manaya na gaya
Dur itne ho gaye bulaya na gaya
Dil tha samundar ki reth nahin
likh diya tera naam mitaya na gaya...........[:)]

[neels]

Santa sent SMS to all his friends -
Mera Phone no. badal gaya hai,,, pehle Nokia 1100 tha, ab Nokia 6600 ho gaya hai.

:):D:p

[vivekdh]

vajpayee was talking abt family planning in a speech.

Laloo got angry,stood up and said "WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME,DON'T MAKE THE RULES!":D

[sandeeprathee]

ये और बात
कि तआरूफ ना हो सका...
हम ज़िन्दगी के साथ बहुत दूर तक गए...

[rnehra]

dekhte dekhte hi khayal aa raha hai to phir bawal kyu kar rehe ho,

[nisharathee]

Vivekdh tumne ye kya thread
shuru kar rakhi h,
roz humse umeed laga rakhi h,
apne dil mein asha ki kiran jaga
rakhi h,
hum roz kahan se sms bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi h....

[sumitsehrawat]

Koi kehta hai mereko Gora to koi kehta hai kaluwa
Koi kehta hai mereko Gora to koi kehta hai kaluwa
tam khao khichadi er main khau kheer er haluwaaa :p:p:p

hehehehe:)!!

Thanks,
Sumit

[jodharamranwa]

1.bane Raho Pagla Kaam Karega Agla.
2.bane Raho Lull Salary Pao Full.
3.mat Lo Tension Nahin To Family Paayegi Pension.
4.kaam Se Daro Nahi Aurkaam Ko Karo Nahi.
5.kaam Karo Ya Na Karo Kaam Ki Fiqr Zarur Karo, Na Karo But Zikr Zarur Karo

[chhavi]

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above...

So always Brush ur Teeth:D:D

[coolengineer]

Jhoote hain wo dost..jo kehte hain ki
jaan bhi maango to de denge..

Aaj wo apni girl friend ko jaan kehte hain..
Aur maango to sale inkar karte hain..:D:p