The *BEER* Prayer!!!

[cooljat]

Our Lager,
Which art in Barrels
Hallowed be thy Drinks
Thy will be drunk at home
as I am in the Room
Give us this day our Foamy head &
Forgive us our spillage as we Forgive
those spill against us & Lead us not
into intoxcation but Deliver us from
Hangovers!!!



CHEERS!!! :):cool:;)


Rock on
Jit

[neels]

WHY GUYS LOVE BEER

Beer is a drink,
That won't help you think.
Nor will it open your eyes
To what is true and wise

Beer is a brew
That helps you get through.
Drink, and you’ll rise
Above UMass to the skies.

Forget the true and the wise.
Isn’t this your deepest desire:
To rise above the muck and mire.
If so, join the guys.

[shwetadhaka]

WHY GUYS LOVE BEER

Beer is a drink,
That won't help you think.
Nor will it open your eyes
To what is true and wise

Beer is a brew
That helps you get through.
Drink, and you’ll rise
Above UMass to the skies.

Forget the true and the wise.
Isn’t this your deepest desire:
To rise above the muck and mire.
If so, join the guys.

OH lovely !! Beer is of no use, raho chahe India, ya chahe jao Roos :)

[anrtish]

When I see in your hand Beer
I presume, gone are the responsibilities that you've to Bear.
You look to be sitting quiet but I can hear
that your wild imaginations are travelling in 5th gear. :)

[aabhisheksirohi]

To add more flavour to your Beer prayer !!

Dear God, Maker of the heavens and the earth: We know you are the creator of all good things. For that reason we come now before you to ask for a better beer. We request it have a taste like unto the sweet nectars of the Garden of Eden. May the blend of its flavor pour gently over our tongues and satisfy not only the thirst of our mouths, but the longings of our souls.

Make this beer so good all who drink it will no longer drink the present beers which often lead people to bring injury to children, other drivers or themselves. Make it a beer that multiplies wisdom, instead of killing brain cells. Lord, you know we human beings really cannot afford to sacrifice many brain cells anyway.

Finally, Lord we ask this beer would be so good its consumption would never cause us to jeopardize or sacrifice our relationship with others or you. May the camaraderie generated by this beer make the celebrations and special occasions of our lives even more special by helping us to fully appreciate one of the most sacred dimensions of life-fellowship with our friends, loved ones and you.

Hear our prayer, oh Lord. Improve our lives with a better beer such as we have described and if you can think of any further improvements, by all means please act on our behalf.


Cheers mate !!!

[kanishka]

nice, so, lets substitute this beer by bear. lets substitute the pleasure by responsibilities. Jat always did it.

Vo jo kamata tha ann sara BHARAT khata tha. kisi baniye ki dukan pe chale jao bhai keemat vo hi batata hai ki bhai meri is chese ki keemat ye se. tanne lenni se te bat kar na te agli dukan dekhh.

lekin kisan ek essi kaum rahi ja ke mall ki kimat kharid dar decide kare tha.

what a water-diamond paradox

[ravileo]

hey brother. beer ?????????????????????? N u. No never.

[vickyshokeen]

http://www.fraize.com/blog/?p=79

[cooljat]

:confused::confused::confused: Didnt get at all!! :(

http://www.fraize.com/blog/

[chhavi]

Please check this website

http://www.rediff.com/news/2007/nov/02beer.htm :D :eek:

[cooljat]

WoW!! :cool:;) watta find!! :cool:;)
Kudos to u deary!! :):):)

some intresting lines frm the very article, too gud...too gud!!!

'Researchers in Europe have carried out a study and found that a glass of beer is far better at re-hydrating the body after exercise than water as the sugars, salts and bubbles in a pint help people absorb fluids more quickly.

"The carbon dioxide in beer helps quench the thirst more quickly, while beer's carbohydrates replace calories lost during physical exertion," the Daily Mail reported on Friday, quoting lead researcher Prof Manuel Garzon as saying.

Based on the studies, the researchers have recommended moderate consumption of beer -- 500 ml a day for men or 250 ml for women -- as part of an athlete's diet.'


Thx a ton chhavi for sharin' :)


Rock on
Jit

Please check this website

http://www.rediff.com/news/2007/nov/02beer.htm :D :eek:

[amiteshv]

risk analysis says that

20 cigerettes per day is 50,000
and 0.75 liter whisky per day is only 750.

so I feel that cigerette is more harmful than alcohal by 50000/750 times.

Jats were wise enough to drink alcohal for thousands of years but hucca came just a few centuries back, perhaps from red indians in America?:)