Tane Bera se mein Kun sun

[bhupenderkajal]

Bhaiyo Ram Ram... Naya naya JatLand mein ragister karya se bhai arr pahlaye Thread sei yu Mera... Agar Padh rakhya ho ya sun rakhya ho to Maf kariyo....

Ek bar Hissar tein Delhi Bus jan lag rahi thi... arr usmein 3 sheetan pe ek Baniya Chader tane son lag rha tha...
Bus Hansi Pahunch gi...bus mein gani bheed hogi....

Ek aadmi aaya us sote hoye Manas thore... arr Bolya: Bhai uth le.. Sheet de de...
wo Baniya Chader hata ke arr choh :mad: mein aake Bolya : Tane bera sei MAIN KUN SUN ...

Ya Baat sun ke wo aadmi chup hogya (Bera na bhai kun Gunda Badmas se)

2-3 aadmiyan ne or kahi Lekin baniye ke wahen Tever... Chader Hata ke arr choh :mad: mein aake Bolya : Tane bera sei MAIN KUN SUN ...

ve aadmi bhi darr ge (Bera na bhai kun Gunda Badmas se)

Bus Rohtak Pahuch gi arr udhe thein Ek THATHI sa Tau Chad Gaya... Wo bhi us sote hoye aadmi tein bolya: Bhai uth le Sheet de de...

Baniya pher nuye choh :mad: mein aake: Tane bera sei MAIN KUN SUN ...

TAU ne phat de si uski guddi pakdi arr bolya: Bata tu kun se....?
wo Baniya Pahle to tadh ke Bolya : MAIN..........
Pher mrya sa muh bana ke bolya: Bimar aadmi sun :D

[cooljat]

:D:D:D gud one!!
Tau : kaayde mein rehega to faayde mein rehega!! :cool:

[sameer_rtk]

bhai bhuppi tagda tha yo !!! :D

aur aan de ise ise......... :)

[pmalhan]

Baniya bimar na hota to tau kar deta usne..heheheh

[dkumars]

Taau ... taau se panga nahi... tau baap ka bhi bada bhai hota hai:D

gud one bhai... mast tha

[vivektomar07]

maja aa gaya bhai..........excellent!!

[jitendershooda]

Bhaiyo Ram Ram... Naya naya JatLand mein ragister karya se bhai arr pahlaye Thread sei yu Mera... Agar Padh rakhya ho ya sun rakhya ho to Maf kariyo....


Bhai Bhupi Swagat hai tera hade jatland pe. Sehaj sehaj dekhta ja sare phet jyange purane. Bhai na te yo padh rakhya tha er na sun rakhya tha to mene tun maaf bhi nahi karya ;)

ha ha good one lagya rahe!!

Ram issa issa Gotr sabne diye ... KAJAL .... ke mulayam sa gotr se. :)

[pnauhwar21]

ha ha ha..good one..

[bhupenderkajal]

Bhai Bhupi Swagat hai tera hade jatland pe. Sehaj sehaj dekhta ja sare phet jyange purane. Bhai na te yo padh rakhya tha er na sun rakhya tha to mene tun maaf bhi nahi karya ;)

ha ha good one lagya rahe!!

Ram issa issa Gotr sabne diye ... KAJAL .... ke mulayam sa gotr se. :)
he he he , bhai Mulayam sa GOTAR to hai , lekin ek dikkat hai... kitte bhi chat karan pahunchun sun... To "HI KAJAL" "HI KAJAL" ho jaya se... Mein to katiye kha liya

[satpaldalal]

Ek bar Hissar tein Delhi Bus jan lag rahi thi... arr usmein 3 sheetan pe ek Baniya Chader tane son lag rha tha...
...........
Tane bera sei MAIN KUN SUN ...
..............
: Bimar aadmi sun :D

Bhoopi,
Bhai thoda bada sai. Baat koi khas nahi par sai asli. TIme ho to padh le.

1 mere bhi mahare gaam ki asli baat yaad aagyi.
Mahare gaam aur lakhan majre ke beech mai 1 nahar sai. Sanghi , Bhoopi aur Krishan hooda aala gaam dusri side mai pade sai. To 1 rajwaha nahar mai tai dusri taraf jaya karai. Krishan Hooda har ki ude alag tai 1 paani ki badi / area wise mori sai. Ude aie mahare gaam ki 2 mori aur sain.
Ibe paani chori to kade tai chalti aayi. Jib paani kam ho aur inki mori bandh kar de to dusri moriyan mai paani chadh jyaya karain
Mahare gaam ke baniye bhi kheti karya karte. 1 ghar ibe bhi kare sai. Aur baniya aachha thada tha. Jai koi nyu na batao aik yo baniya sai, to dusre aadmi nai bera bhi na laage.
1 din rajwahe mai paani kam tha. Seth ji nai ke karya, Kurta kadh kai aur Krishan hooda har aali mori kad laga kai baith gya. unka paani ruk gaya. Seth kee mori mai pani chadh gya.Ibe aage 1-2 ghante paani na gaya to we bhi tha kai lath aaye 2 jane. Raat 9-10 baje ka time thaa. Aate aie 1 nai mori kai lathi layi aie thee dekhan tai aik ke aad rahya sai. Seth lathi lagte aie 1 dum kood kai padya aur boly rai ke yaah itani badi dehi padi padi nyu aie pitegi. Ibe 1 dum itna bharya aadmi paani mai tai uthya aur garjya to we lathi aale bhi dar kai ulte hat gaye. Aur seth aapna kurta tha kai Gaam kanhya bhaj liya.