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ajitsinghrahar
November 23rd, 2007, 01:52 PM
ULTIMATE MACHINE
>
> A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....
>
> If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound
> If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR. . . '
>
> Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Jat.
>
> Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it
> goes......
>
> Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
> Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. ..'
>
> Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
> Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
>
> Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
> Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. .'
>
> Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
> Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
>
> Jat:-'I think....'
> Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR. . ..'
>
> Jat:-'I think...'
> Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. ..'.
>
> Jat:-'I think...'
> Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. ..'
>
> Jat:-'I think...'
> Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR.. ..'
>
>

cooljat
November 23rd, 2007, 01:58 PM
:D:D:D hahahahaha!! gud one!!
They say Jats dont hv mind but I say Jats have plenty of brilliant brains but they use them seldomly :p:rolleyes: cuz JAT = Just Action Type ;);)

Awesome!! :cool:

Rock on
Jit