Baaniye ne Jat ruvaaya...

[sumitsehrawat]

doston pata nahi ki ye 'humor' hai ya 'kachoomer' hai ...magar kuch aisa hua tha...

main Chandigarh se Bangalore ja raha tha ek naye project ki RA karne... Saath me meri hi team ka ek baaniya tha. Baaniya tey k tha....nira "rui-bhari-od" sod tha. saadhe paanch foot me 100 kilo tha. kati gabdu. Hum plane si main jaake baith ge....er fer mera dimaag khaa gaya vo ...... is terah kuch...

Vikas(Baaniye ka ): Sumit, bhai(darta od k kade yo peet na de tanney) ye plane me kissi ko potty lag jaaye to?
Sumit: hain ????? k baat hogi??
Baniya: flight 2.5 ghante ki hai ....mera pet kharab ho jaata hai ghante do ghante me apne aap.
Sumit: maka 2 darvaaje aaagey sei er do paaache....(mann hi mann: maka ND Baaniya banaya tu bhagwaan ne)

fer manney jaan bhoojh ke us taahi ek gud ki gajjak pakda di er keh di isne kha le kuch na hove.....Chatora baniya muft ki gajjak pa k raaji ho gya er chaab gya saari ne....

Baniya: Sumit bhai, mereko Air hostess bhot sunder lag rahi hai....
Sumit: accha, sabko lagti hai.
Baniya: inki seat kaha hoti hai ....
Sumit: maka 2-3 aagey er 2-3 paache
Baniya: But waha to toilet hai
Sumit:(sir pakad ke) : maka haan udey he beetar badd ke baithya kare.....
Baniya uth liya ekdum si .....gajjak ne asar sa kar diya uske .... Fer vo 15 minute main aaya ulta ....ghana he mota tha vo ....k tey badya gaya hoga ustey beetar...saaaali pant aaali thi susre ki....maka baas maare sei tu parene kite aur jaake baith ja :-(! Na gaya vo....er manney rumaal sa khaad ke naak pe laga liya...aakhan main tey aansu aaa gey.

Thodi haan me ...

Baniya: Sumit bhai, tune note nahi kiya ....ye vimaan bhot badiya hai...
Sumit: (5 minute me to main vimaan ka matlab samjha): maka kyukar??
Baniya: tune note nahi kiya ye bhot badiya hai.....maine note kar liya
Sumit: maka baat ne poori bata ....dimaag ki saaani manna kaate
Baniya: Sumit bhai is plane ke pankh dekh ....bilkul bhi nahi hil rahe....
Sumit: haan sahi main ya tey ghani badiya hai ....na tey dusri saari hawai jahaj Chidiya jukar pankh tey FURR FURR karke udya kare ....

Bhaiyo fer manney meri seat change kara li .....er Baaniya samjh gaya ke Bangalore utarte hi tu hawai addey pe 2 ghoot khaavega.....

ye sacchi ki kahani hai...ab pata nahi aaapko hasi aayi ki nahi ......but sacchi main JAT ruva diya tha Baniye ne us din :-)! ....mera manager bhi isa he ek baaniya tha Jhulelaal naam ka .....main shikaayat bhi laan paaya :-(

Thanks,
Sumit

[samranwa]

Sumit, I feel pity for u! :p

[cooljat]

hahahaha!! :D:D:D Sumit bhai aisa julam kyunkar karva liya tune!!:p:p
uss baaniye ke 2 reppat rakhta kheench ke!! ;);)

Btw, this incident reminds me of movie Bheja Fry .... hehehhehe,
Had I been there instead of u I wud hv thro' that Jhilaoo baniya out of that Vimaan!! :D:D

Every thing can be tolerated but not the Behja fry!!

Rock on
Jit

[anilsangwan]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.........chaaley paadd diye sumit........ saadhey paanch foot mein 100 killo...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............Bhaiyo... I know that Vikas Banniya... jama issey ka issa sei woh....sumit ke e project mein tha.... ho re sumit.... nd soudda bagaya.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... paatya re pett haans haans ke....

[skarmveer]

Wo Baniya to Jaat ho gaya or taney baniya wala karm ker diya jo aapnee seat chhod key dusree pey ja liya na tey usney dhakkamar key bagana tha parey ney.

[sumitsehrawat]

Wo Baniya to Jaat ho gaya or taney baniya wala karm ker diya jo aapnee seat chhod key dusree pey ja liya na tey usney dhakkamar key bagana tha parey ney.

hehehe....
bhaisahab kya karta .....vo Oon ka Gola pant ne dhaas rhya tha er bundi baans maarey thi ooo main tey....uske haath laan ka jee hey na karya.....maka Sumit se, tu he uth jya.... [:d]!

Anil bhaisahab, kissa sei vo baaniya eeeb??....main tey bore ho jau su uske bina... usne dekh dekh daat paade karta :-)!

er bhai 'cooljat--Jit' bheja fry tey theek sei fer bhi chaal jya sei magar kimmmey aur fry ho rahya ho tey daaatna pade sei apne aap ne... :-)!

Thanks yous hais, all :-)!

[sumitsehrawat]

us din paachey DAAL FRY na khaay manney.... jee sa na karta kimmey:(:(:(:(

[suniljakhar]

Oho...pahli baar esa huya hoga ak tere kise ne tension kari :):)...nhi to ulta huya karta aade Chandigarh me to :mad::mad:



doston pata nahi ki ye 'humor' hai ya 'kachoomer' hai ...magar kuch aisa hua tha...

main Chandigarh se Bangalore ja raha tha ek naye project ki RA karne... Saath me meri hi team ka ek baaniya tha. Baaniya tey k tha....nira "rui-bhari-od" sod tha. saadhe paanch foot me 100 kilo tha. kati gabdu. Hum plane si main jaake baith ge....er fer mera dimaag khaa gaya vo ...... is terah kuch...

Vikas(Baaniye ka ): Sumit, bhai(darta od k kade yo peet na de tanney) ye plane me kissi ko potty lag jaaye to?
Sumit: hain ????? k baat hogi??
Baniya: flight 2.5 ghante ki hai ....mera pet kharab ho jaata hai ghante do ghante me apne aap.
Sumit: maka 2 darvaaje aaagey sei er do paaache....(mann hi mann: maka ND Baaniya banaya tu bhagwaan ne)

fer manney jaan bhoojh ke us taahi ek gud ki gajjak pakda di er keh di isne kha le kuch na hove.....Chatora baniya muft ki gajjak pa k raaji ho gya er chaab gya saari ne....

Baniya: Sumit bhai, mereko Air hostess bhot sunder lag rahi hai....
Sumit: accha, sabko lagti hai.
Baniya: inki seat kaha hoti hai ....
Sumit: maka 2-3 aagey er 2-3 paache
Baniya: But waha to toilet hai
Sumit:(sir pakad ke) : maka haan udey he beetar badd ke baithya kare.....
Baniya uth liya ekdum si .....gajjak ne asar sa kar diya uske .... Fer vo 15 minute main aaya ulta ....ghana he mota tha vo ....k tey badya gaya hoga ustey beetar...saaaali pant aaali thi susre ki....maka baas maare sei tu parene kite aur jaake baith ja :-(! Na gaya vo....er manney rumaal sa khaad ke naak pe laga liya...aakhan main tey aansu aaa gey.

Thodi haan me ...

Baniya: Sumit bhai, tune note nahi kiya ....ye vimaan bhot badiya hai...
Sumit: (5 minute me to main vimaan ka matlab samjha): maka kyukar??
Baniya: tune note nahi kiya ye bhot badiya hai.....maine note kar liya
Sumit: maka baat ne poori bata ....dimaag ki saaani manna kaate
Baniya: Sumit bhai is plane ke pankh dekh ....bilkul bhi nahi hil rahe....
Sumit: haan sahi main ya tey ghani badiya hai ....na tey dusri saari hawai jahaj Chidiya jukar pankh tey FURR FURR karke udya kare ....

Bhaiyo fer manney meri seat change kara li .....er Baaniya samjh gaya ke Bangalore utarte hi tu hawai addey pe 2 ghoot khaavega.....

ye sacchi ki kahani hai...ab pata nahi aaapko hasi aayi ki nahi ......but sacchi main JAT ruva diya tha Baniye ne us din :-)! ....mera manager bhi isa he ek baaniya tha Jhulelaal naam ka .....main shikaayat bhi laan paaya :-(

Thanks,
Sumit

[VirenderNarwal]

fer manney jaan bhoojh ke us taahi ek gud ki gajjak pakda di er keh di isne kha le kuch na hove.....Chatora baniya muft ki gajjak pa k raaji ho gya er chaab gya saari ne....

क्य़ूं भाई सुमित जी.....:confused:.....थारी गजक कै के फ़ेविकोल लाग रया था...:rolleyes:.?.....जो उस बानिये की लिकेज रोक देता...:mad::p..?

.saaaali pant aaali thi susre ki....maka baas maare sei tu parene kite aur jaake baith ja :-(! Na gaya vo....er manney rumaal sa khaad ke naak pe laga liya...aakhan main tey aansu aaa gey.

इब क्यूं रोवै सै भरल्ल-भरल्ल सुमित जी...:o;)..?

Bhaiyo fer manney meri seat change kara li .....er Baaniya samjh gaya ke Bangalore utarte hi tu hawai addey pe 2 ghoot khaavega..... Thanks,
Sumit

भाई जी आप ते बानिये नै अड्डे पे गूट मारण की सौच रहे थे..:eek:...वो तै सारे रास्ते आप कै..:(...बदबू के गूट नही गुट्के मारता रहा....;):D...?

[yatinder19]

doston pata nahi ki ye 'humor' hai ya 'kachoomer' hai ...magar kuch aisa hua tha...

main Chandigarh se Bangalore ja raha tha ek naye project ki RA karne... Saath me meri hi team ka ek baaniya tha. Baaniya tey k tha....nira "rui-bhari-od" sod tha. saadhe paanch foot me 100 kilo tha. kati gabdu. Hum plane si main jaake baith ge....er fer mera dimaag khaa gaya vo ...... is terah kuch...

Vikas(Baaniye ka ): Sumit, bhai(darta od k kade yo peet na de tanney) ye plane me kissi ko potty lag jaaye to?
Sumit: hain ????? k baat hogi??
Baniya: flight 2.5 ghante ki hai ....mera pet kharab ho jaata hai ghante do ghante me apne aap.
Sumit: maka 2 darvaaje aaagey sei er do paaache....(mann hi mann: maka ND Baaniya banaya tu bhagwaan ne)

fer manney jaan bhoojh ke us taahi ek gud ki gajjak pakda di er keh di isne kha le kuch na hove.....Chatora baniya muft ki gajjak pa k raaji ho gya er chaab gya saari ne....

Baniya: Sumit bhai, mereko Air hostess bhot sunder lag rahi hai....
Sumit: accha, sabko lagti hai.
Baniya: inki seat kaha hoti hai ....
Sumit: maka 2-3 aagey er 2-3 paache
Baniya: But waha to toilet hai
Sumit:(sir pakad ke) : maka haan udey he beetar badd ke baithya kare.....
Baniya uth liya ekdum si .....gajjak ne asar sa kar diya uske .... Fer vo 15 minute main aaya ulta ....ghana he mota tha vo ....k tey badya gaya hoga ustey beetar...saaaali pant aaali thi susre ki....maka baas maare sei tu parene kite aur jaake baith ja :-(! Na gaya vo....er manney rumaal sa khaad ke naak pe laga liya...aakhan main tey aansu aaa gey.

Thodi haan me ...

Baniya: Sumit bhai, tune note nahi kiya ....ye vimaan bhot badiya hai...
Sumit: (5 minute me to main vimaan ka matlab samjha): maka kyukar??
Baniya: tune note nahi kiya ye bhot badiya hai.....maine note kar liya
Sumit: maka baat ne poori bata ....dimaag ki saaani manna kaate
Baniya: Sumit bhai is plane ke pankh dekh ....bilkul bhi nahi hil rahe....
Sumit: haan sahi main ya tey ghani badiya hai ....na tey dusri saari hawai jahaj Chidiya jukar pankh tey FURR FURR karke udya kare ....

Bhaiyo fer manney meri seat change kara li .....er Baaniya samjh gaya ke Bangalore utarte hi tu hawai addey pe 2 ghoot khaavega.....

ye sacchi ki kahani hai...ab pata nahi aaapko hasi aayi ki nahi ......but sacchi main JAT ruva diya tha Baniye ne us din :-)! ....mera manager bhi isa he ek baaniya tha Jhulelaal naam ka .....main shikaayat bhi laan paaya :-(

Thanks,
Sumit
Sumit bhaai
Baniye ne kardi Bhadak kar di...Ude hi uske do paadta...

[sumitsehrawat]

Virender bhaisahab aaap bhi ND ho ekdum :)! ek kaam karo is chote se signature me ek line aur add kar do..."har din holi" :D:D!!
भाई जी आप ते बानिये नै अड्डे पे गूट मारण की सौच रहे थे..:eek:...वो तै सारे रास्ते आप कै..:(...बदबू के गूट नही गुट्के मारता रहा....;):D...?