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sanjeevnandal
November 28th, 2007, 06:12 PM
Ek bar ek Jat software engineer:cool: jo videsh mein ja rehya howe se, us dhore uski ghar aali ek chitthi likhye se.....
Chitthi mein woh likhti hai, a ji, mere sajna ibb ke ne manne issi chitthi likhiyo ke padhte padhte meri umar beet jawe......
to Jat ne ke likh ke bheja bhala:
#include<stdio.h>
Void main()
{
Int i=1;
While(i)
{
Printf("Le Padh..!!");
}
Getch();
}
:D:D:p:p
PS: ho sake hai kaiyaan ne iska matlab na samajh aawe, par fer bhi hans liyo.....:D:D
raj1971
November 28th, 2007, 10:00 PM
meri to samajh me aaa gya. per kya aaapki samajh me aagya jo gharwali ko time pass kra rahe ho.
Raj Dahiya
-----------------
Take care avoid medicare:D
dkumars
November 28th, 2007, 11:21 PM
bhai tere program mein tei narei error hai...
mada dhibsar likh dewei jab itni mehnat kar tei...
ya C case sensitive hove hai... so this program will nver execute... hheeh:p
amiteshv
November 29th, 2007, 01:05 AM
Ek bar ek Jat software engineer:cool: jo videsh mein ja rehya howe se, us dhore uski ghar aali ek chitthi likhye se.....
Chitthi mein woh likhti hai, a ji, mere sajna ibb ke ne manne issi chitthi likhiyo ke padhte padhte meri umar beet jawe......
to Jat ne ke likh ke bheja bhala:
{
Printf("Le Padh..!!");
}
:D:D:p:p
PS: ho sake hai kaiyaan ne iska matlab na samajh aawe, par fer bhi hans liyo.....:D:D
bhai printf
sanjeevnandal
November 29th, 2007, 10:34 AM
bhai tere program mein tei narei error hai...
mada dhibsar likh dewei jab itni mehnat kar tei...
ya C case sensitive hove hai... so this program will nver execute... hheeh:p
arre itni C aanti hoti te teri tariyan kite bagalooru mein na baitha honda mere yaar...manne to kitte likha od dekh liya ar chep diya......tu to hansi mazak mein serious e ho gya dost
dkumars
November 29th, 2007, 11:15 AM
arre itni C aanti hoti te teri tariyan kite bagalooru mein na baitha honda mere yaar...manne to kitte likha od dekh liya ar chep diya......tu to hansi mazak mein serious e ho gya dost
Bhai mara tei mennei apni taraf tei joke thaaa... par du tere dost dil pe le baithya... chalo koi na network engineer :D:p
anilsangwan
November 29th, 2007, 01:34 PM
O re bhai... Testing aala bhi aa liya sei haddey... aar woh Sunil jakhar bhi aamta hoga... humne soongh liya ki ek C ke program mein gadbad ho ri sei... toh aa liye...
suniljakhar
November 29th, 2007, 02:11 PM
Anil me to nue sochu su ak us s/w engineer jo videsh me betha se, ka program chale kis tarah ga, yo to jama a stand alone function sa likh diya usne- project ki executable file(bolae to babhi ji arr teri bhodiya ;)) to India me se...ak VPN pe chaal rya se yo taam jhaam :D:D:D:D..
O re bhai... Testing aala bhi aa liya sei haddey... aar woh Sunil jakhar bhi aamta hoga... humne soongh liya ki ek C ke program mein gadbad ho ri sei... toh aa liye...
anilsangwan
November 29th, 2007, 02:22 PM
le bhai program likhann aale.... tere defect ke analysis ka bhi JHOTTA sa bitha diya sei Sunil ne.... haandey ja ebb iss ki poochh pakadd ke... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Anil me to nue sochu su ak us s/w engineer jo videsh me betha se, ka program chale kis tarah ga, yo to jama a stand alone function sa likh diya usne- project ki executable file(bolae to babhi ji arr teri bhodiya ;)) to India me se...ak VPN pe chaal rya se yo taam jhaam :D:D:D:D..
yashbeniwal
November 29th, 2007, 04:07 PM
Bhai ,,,
Chinta matna karo VPN connectvity ke liye N/W and System Admin bhi aa liya hai,,,, connectvity ki jimmewari meri,,,,:D:p:)
connectivity naa tutan de baaki chaaye program chaalai yaa nahi,,,;);)
Anil me to nue sochu su ak us s/w engineer jo videsh me betha se, ka program chale kis tarah ga, yo to jama a stand alone function sa likh diya usne- project ki executable file(bolae to babhi ji arr teri bhodiya ;)) to India me se...ak VPN pe chaal rya se yo taam jhaam :D:D:D:D..
dkumars
November 29th, 2007, 04:17 PM
arre ibb itne resource aage... koye HR bhi hai ki nahi smabhaalan tahi ????:confused:
sumitsehrawat
November 29th, 2007, 04:21 PM
@Sunil n Aleen
Hail Infosys[:)]!
cooljat
November 29th, 2007, 04:25 PM
Oh Bhai Leele, Jakhar & Rasgulle, tum saare ke saare Infy ke Jat, ke rolla machaa raakhya hai?? saare ke saare thaali bethe hein ke??
Sittin Idle....busy doing nothing!! :D:p;)
meri maano to ek naya Infi suru kar lyo..... 'Infi-Jat Inc.' ;);)
Rock on
Jit
sumitsehrawat
November 29th, 2007, 05:11 PM
Oh Bhai Leele, Jakhar & Rasgulle, tum saare ke saare Infy ke Jat, ke rolla machaa raakhya hai?? saare ke saare thaali bethe hein ke??
Sittin Idle....busy doing nothing!! :D:p;)
meri maano to ek naya Infi suru kar lyo..... 'Infi-Jat Inc.' ;);)
Rock on
Jit
At Infy we do all .....all boley to...ALL[:D]!
waise, m no longer an Infoscion but still feel attached...and to know the reason as to why you got to work there brother....telling you...it'll be fun[:d]!
sanjeevnandal
November 29th, 2007, 11:25 PM
thaam ghani chinta mat karo......thaari bohadiya bhi bhot kuchh janne se....wa aapne aap debug kar legi isne.......fer appe na execute ho jyaga.......tham saare tisai bandri sa muh leke dekhe jao bass:D:D:p
rahi baat vpn ki, woh to ibb lag chal e rehya sai.....session timeout infinite kar rakhya sai manne:D:D
suniljakhar
November 30th, 2007, 08:35 AM
Anil bhai, sambhaliye teer, teri bohadiya ka jakra ho rya se ;););)
thaam ghani chinta mat karo......thaari bohadiya bhi bhot kuchh janne se....
anilsangwan
November 30th, 2007, 08:42 AM
Bhai dekh le ... iss ne kahya karein team work.. line laag gayee sei bhaiyaan ki.... ebb to iss C ke program ki GHIIIGGII bandh gi hogi.... aar uske samajh mein aa liya hoga ki "run" howann mein e bhalayee sei... na ye Jatram bera na k "output" kadhwa ke maanengey.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
thaam ghani chinta mat karo......thaari bohadiya bhi bhot kuchh janne se....wa aapne aap debug kar legi isne.......fer appe na execute ho jyaga.......tham saare tisai bandri sa muh leke dekhe jao bass:D:D:p
rahi baat vpn ki, woh to ibb lag chal e rehya sai.....session timeout infinite kar rakhya sai manne:D:D
anilsangwan
November 30th, 2007, 08:44 AM
Aar bhai... je koi aur bhi issa NAKTTA sa C ka program ho... to uss ne bhi aawann de..... 100 ki speed tein run karwa dynngey Jatland pe... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........
thaam ghani chinta mat karo......thaari bohadiya bhi bhot kuchh janne se....wa aapne aap debug kar legi isne.......fer appe na execute ho jyaga.......tham saare tisai bandri sa muh leke dekhe jao bass:D:D:p
rahi baat vpn ki, woh to ibb lag chal e rehya sai.....session timeout infinite kar rakhya sai manne:D:D
sumitsehrawat
November 30th, 2007, 09:27 AM
lotpot lotpot lotpot lotpot :D:D:D
sanjeevnandal
November 30th, 2007, 05:50 PM
Bhai dekh le ... iss ne kahya karein team work.. line laag gayee sei bhaiyaan ki.... ebb to iss C ke program ki GHIIIGGII bandh gi hogi.... aar uske samajh mein aa liya hoga ki "run" howann mein e bhalayee sei... na ye Jatram bera na k "output" kadhwa ke maanengey.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........ghani kasuti baat kah di, bhai sahab aapne to! manne to isa lagye hai, aaj pachhe isa program likhya e nahi jaaga....!!!
amiteshv
December 4th, 2007, 07:05 PM
Ek bar ek Jat software engineer:cool: jo videsh mein ja rehya howe se, us dhore uski ghar aali ek chitthi likhye se.....
Chitthi mein woh likhti hai, a ji, mere sajna ibb ke ne manne issi chitthi likhiyo ke padhte padhte meri umar beet jawe......
to Jat ne ke likh ke bheja bhala:
#include<stdio.h>Void main(){Int i=1;While(i){Printf("Le Padh..!!");
}Getch();}
:D:D:p:p
PS: ho sake hai kaiyaan ne iska matlab na samajh aawe, par fer bhi hans liyo.....:D:D
re jattan ke bill gate ya tte queschan aa bill gate ki garalli ne us te puchhya tha va microsoft/hardware technology ke bare me.