dkumars
December 4th, 2007, 01:46 PM
ek bei ek ND mast sa jaat raam tha... woh ban mein shivji ki tapasya karan chalgya. woh ek ped(tree) ke paache luhk ke tapasya pei baith gya. 1 saal baad shivji prakat hoye par woh dikhya na kit lukh raha tha. shivji ulte chale gaye. pher 1 saal ho gya. pher aaye arr nue chalegaye. jaat ke kasuta chhoo uth liya itne. par jat ne gass bandh li arr thaan li ibb tei eih sibji ne bula ke hi rahunga. 5 saal baad shibji aaya. shibji ke bhi doubt hon lagya makka ek hi jangha aaun hu arr koi na dekhta tei usne pedh ke chugardenei ghoom ke jaat toh kaadhya. shivji bole utho vats tumhaari tapasya poori hui... jaaat ke cho uth rehya, bola kemme vardaan bhi dega ke nue sukka bhaaj ja ga. shivji bole maango humaari tisri trip hai yahan isliye 1 nahi 3 vardaan maango. jaat ke taint(khopadi) ghoom gi katti. bola pehla vardaan iss tere nandi balhad ke seeng jud ja... tathastu.. seng judd ge... jaat bola dusra vardaan makka ispei baith jaa... shivaji darta darta baith gya aur bola le bhai hogya... ibb tesra bol... jaat bolya ibb tere balhad nandi ke seeng ulta apni jagah pei aa jaa... Om namah shivay.:p:D;)
Bhai rei isnne joke liyo kade ko shivji ka pujaari mennei ibb nandi pei bitha de:D:p:D;)
Bhai rei isnne joke liyo kade ko shivji ka pujaari mennei ibb nandi pei bitha de:D:p:D;)