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coolengineer
December 5th, 2007, 08:34 AM
Sundu bayah karan te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai uske gaam mein ek thanedar aaga err uss din sundu ki bhans kisse ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aaye uske gharan. To uske ghar aale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara dhamka ke ne bayah karaan tahi tyar kar do, yo bayah te bahut dare se."
Thanedar sundu te dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko eb bayah karna padega."

Sundu bechare ne darte darte bayah ki haan kar li. Shaadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola , "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?":D:eek::D

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 10:35 AM
Pher bee Haans lyan saan :D:D:D DND uncle ji maadi waar main Thread ka poora raasta chaap dengay :p:p

coolengineer
December 5th, 2007, 10:43 AM
kyun r dreamer chutkale repeat nahi ho sakte k..

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 10:47 AM
kyun r dreamer chutkale repeat nahi ho sakte k..


Per mannai yoh ai hota dekhya sai !! aar yoh ghana purana koni .. nu repeat hote rahe tai ... (Mysql database jo yah site use karai sai .. Paat jaaga shayad !! )

ssindhu
December 5th, 2007, 11:07 AM
Pher bee Haans lyan saan :D:D:D DND uncle ji maadi waar main Thread ka poora raasta chaap dengay :p:p
DND uncle wala joke kasutta mara tanne...so true, he nver misses a chance to justify his post with proof

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 11:23 AM
DND uncle wala joke kasutta mara tanne...so true, he nver misses a chance to justify his post with proof


Seema tell u 1 more thing .. Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai !!! I m bit confused about mine n his relation !! :confused::confused:

vikasgulia
December 5th, 2007, 11:53 AM
Seema tell u 1 more thing .. Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai !!! I m bit confused about mine n his relation !! :confused::confused:


Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai ????:confused::confused::rolleyes:

Are you not sure ki bhabhiji ka got ke sai...... "dehswal ho tai" -matlab, nahin hai ke???

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 12:23 PM
Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai ????:confused::confused::rolleyes:

Are you not sure ki bhabhiji ka got ke sai...... "dehswal ho tai" -matlab, nahin hai ke???


jo sawal sai uska toh jawab diya nai .. uska operation kar diya Choohe

grrrrrr

ssindhu
December 5th, 2007, 02:36 PM
Seema tell u 1 more thing .. Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai !!! I m bit confused about mine n his relation !! :confused::confused:
tu manne fasana chave hai iss sawal ka answer deke...main ke issi bawli hu

tu pane aap ne ghanna sayana laave hai ke...

DND sir te e boojh le, mere te ke boojhe hai

lolllllllllllll

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 02:42 PM
mannai ke jaan boojh kai kahi sai ... nue ai sawaad lene hote toh main apni gharaali ka got sindhu bata deta ... aar seema madam meri saali ho jaanwti shayad !!:confused::confused:

ssindhu
December 5th, 2007, 02:47 PM
mannai ke jaan boojh kai kahi sai ... nue ai sawaad lene hote toh main apni gharaali ka got sindhu bata deta ... aar seema madam meri saali ho jaanwti shayad !!:confused::confused:
ha te tanne aape ku na likh diya ek we tere ke laage...

ek shak hove hai manne ek tu ye sab maan batoran ki khatar te na karta? kilkiiiiiiiiii

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 02:58 PM
ha te tanne aape ku na likh diya ek we tere ke laage...

ek shak hove hai manne ek tu ye sab maan batoran ki khatar te na karta? kilkiiiiiiiiii



dekhi na kilkiiiiiiiii aali mannai boojhi thi .. bera na ke sharma se gaye :confused::confused:

jitendershooda
December 5th, 2007, 04:06 PM
Seema tell u 1 more thing .. Woh mere ke laagai agar Meri gharaali ka got bee deswal ho tai !!! I m bit confused about mine n his relation !! :confused::confused:

Ek kahani aur ban sake hai Dreamer bhai ....

"Je teri bebe Deshwalan mein byah rakhi ho te???? pher we tere ke lagge??"

Eeeb ek sawal oothega dimag mein ek aisa ho sakta hai kya? to boojhiye er bataiye bhi :)

dreamer
December 5th, 2007, 04:15 PM
Ek kahani aur ban sake hai Dreamer bhai ....

"Je teri bebe Deshwalan mein byah rakhi ho te???? pher we tere ke lagge??"

Eeeb ek sawal oothega dimag mein ek aisa ho sakta hai kya? to boojhiye er bataiye bhi :)



Bhai dekh main toh saachi baat boojhun tha .. aar tu maajaak -2 main meri bebe nai aagai laawai sai !! ke baat mannai kuch galat na kahi urai :confused::confused:

coolengineer
December 5th, 2007, 04:47 PM
dreamer yo apni rishtedaari dundhan ka thread general topic main chala le..wahan tere saare sawallon ke jawab mil jaange??????..:D

dndeswal
December 5th, 2007, 08:05 PM
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वाह, वाह डाक्कियो, खूब महफिल जमाई तुम सारयां नै । मन्नैं तै कम टेम लागै सै आजकल, ईब या फोरम खोल कै देखी । भाई, तुम मन्नैं क्यूं घसीट रहे सो ! सुन्डू का ब्याह तै पाछै होगा, पहल्यां न्यूं बताओ अक थारी भैंस या अकल भी किसै के खेत में चरण चली गई के (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21337) ? :):)

कौन किस गाम या किस गौत में ब्याह राख्या सै - इसकी कहानी बेचारे भरतू (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21273)तैं सुण ल्यो । आजकल ऊत बटेऊ और फद्दू सुसरे (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21320) भी मिल ज्यांगे !! :p

यो गौत का चक्कर (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11788) बहुत भूंडा हो सै भाई !!


(My apologies for writing in Devnagari, Seema. I know you or your PC is allergetic to this script - hahaha - never mind !)
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jitendershooda
December 6th, 2007, 08:40 AM
Bhai dekh main toh saachi baat boojhun tha .. aar tu maajaak -2 main meri bebe nai aagai laawai sai !! ke baat mannai kuch galat na kahi urai :confused::confused:

Arrey Dreamer bhai .... dikhe ya baat bhi galat disha mein gae .... nope ... no intention was like this .... dont take it personal dear it was just flow of the talk that leads to this with no bad intention.

Mein sirf nue boojhana chahun tha ... (le tanne hata dyun sun kendra mein te :))

Apne jatan mein mere khyal te koe ant konya ek ...eek bhai je deshwalan mein byah rakhya se to uski bhan us gotr mein nahi byahi ja sakti. Aur agar aisa ho to .... Riste ka Chakkar ..... pher jo chore ka sala hoya, us sale ka ee wo chora sala hoya ????:confused::confused:

Deshwal ji bataiyo kya ye ho sakta hai?

dreamer
December 6th, 2007, 09:11 AM
Hooda Bhai aar DND uncle ji .. aap kimmai bee kah lyo got ka chakkar bhunda ho sai yah kuch bee .. but i am firm believer of this got thing ... Pakistan main bee agar chhillar chhori mil jya toh 10 rupiye de dunga main toh .. Baaki apne apne vichar aaj kaal toh mere susre chhore apne gaam mai ai aashiki karte haandain sai ... Hooda bhai jhooth bolun soon ke !!

jitendershooda
December 6th, 2007, 10:51 AM
Hooda Bhai aar DND uncle ji .. aap kimmai bee kah lyo got ka chakkar bhunda ho sai yah kuch bee .. but i am firm believer of this got thing ... Pakistan main bee agar chhillar chhori mil jya toh 10 rupiye de dunga main toh .. Baaki apne apne vichar aaj kaal toh mere susre chhore apne gaam mai ai aashiki karte haandain sai ... Hooda bhai jhooth bolun soon ke !!

Bhai Chillar mein aapki bhavnaen samajh raha hun and I appreciate that. But the curve that I told is also within our boundations. Means that is not voilation of any of the reeti-rivaj's and my motto behind that is not to curse the Gotra thing but to illustrate its complexity as you were asking about what Dayanand ji will be??

Baki bhai with times few things needs to be amended and few needs to be protected to avoid the blame on our nice ritualts that they are too orthodox.

dreamer
December 6th, 2007, 10:56 AM
ritualts that they are too orthodox ... or bhateri cheej hain jo too orthodox sain this is one of the good thing we have nd well ... I dont think this will end anywhere ... so isse ek haseen mod deke chhod hi dete hain ... I also respect DND ji whatever woh mere lagte hain yah nahin lagte(not showing any disrespect towards him .. ) so lets finish this here !!

jitendershooda
December 6th, 2007, 01:49 PM
ritualts that they are too orthodox ... or bhateri cheej hain jo too orthodox sain this is one of the good thing we have nd well ... I dont think this will end anywhere ... so isse ek haseen mod deke chhod hi dete hain ... I also respect DND ji whatever woh mere lagte hain yah nahin lagte(not showing any disrespect towards him .. ) so lets finish this here !!

:) Done bhai!! Sundu ke byah mein aachi vartalap shuru hoe chalo eeb barat ki gadi tyar holi hein ulte jaan khatir :)

amitsangwan003
December 21st, 2007, 07:01 PM
kasutttttttttiiiiiii naas baat kah di bhai sundu manas nai bhi............
realllyyyy dhooma padd........