Bhelli leke aaa rahya sun!!!

[jitendershooda]

Rohtak medical college ward no 6. Ek tau ki surgery hori.
Tau laut rahya apne dard ne dabbe muh boche.

Ass paas si ek tae aa rahi thi apne chore dhore sambhal khatir. Kae din ho liye they Tae ho li dukhi. Koe bolan-batlan aala to chahiye.

Tae ne dekhya ek le tau se han-divan ka. Chali gae us dhore.

Tae - aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau konya bolya.
Tae - Pher te thode marm ke sath ...aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau - Na hade bhelli leke aa rahya sun. Aaagi chal ke baitha nahi rahya jamta. :mad:


:D:D:D

Tae ne nuen nuen dekhya ek ulti apne chore dhore :). Bera patgya ek tanne galat taar ched diye :)

[sumitsehrawat]

hahaha lotpot lotpot lotpot lotpot :D:D:D
Bhai Jeetu, aap chaaala so.....bhot badiya.
Rohtak medical college ward no 6. Ek tau ki surgery hori.
Tau laut rahya apne dard ne dabbe muh boche.

Ass paas si ek tae aa rahi thi apne chore dhore sambhal khatir. Kae din ho liye they Tae ho li dukhi. Koe bolan-batlan aala to chahiye.

Tae ne dekhya ek le tau se han-divan ka. Chali gae us dhore.

Tae - aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau konya bolya.
Tae - Pher te thode marm ke sath ...aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau - Na hade bhelli leke aa rahya sun. Aaagi chal ke baitha nahi rahya jamta. :mad:


:D:D:D

Tae ne nuen nuen dekhya ek ulti apne chore dhore :). Bera patgya ek tanne galat taar ched diye :)

[dndeswal]

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Peasant’s illness
(A Haryanavi joke written by Khushwant Singh)

A Haryanvi peasant being taken ill came to Delhi and was admitted to the All India Institute of Medical Sciences. Internee medical students came round in turns to examine him. Being Bengalis, Tamils and Punjabis none of them could understand what the ailing Haryanavi was saying to them in his dialect. Ultimately a Haryanvi lad working as a compounder in the hospital pharmacy came in and asked, “Taoo, tainey kay ho gaya(Uncle what’s gone wrong with you)?”

The peasant beamed: “Rey chhoray, daktar to too sey, bakee to sab kampoder laagain sey (O boy, you must be the real doctor, those others appear to be compounders).”

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[VirenderNarwal]

Tae - Pher te thode marm ke sath ...aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau - Na hade bhelli leke aa rahya sun. Aaagi chal ke baitha nahi rahya jamta.

HHKLPOG:p:D:p:D

गजब का चमबोला था भाई जितेन्द्र जी......:p:D
ताऊ नै..........ना तै.....जरुर घास डालता....:cool::eek:....?

[sandeeprathee]

seee?
Tau - Na hade bhelli leke aa rahya sun. Aaagi chal ke baitha nahi rahya jamta. :mad:


:D:D:D

Tae ne nuen nuen dekhya ek ulti apne chore dhore :). Bera patgya ek tanne galat taar ched diye :)

hahahhaa......jeetu bhai andy tha yo to.....sahi main galat taar ched diya taai nain :D:p:)

[jitendershooda]

Dhanyavad sabka!!

Hude ek te ek Jeevat ka dhani aadmi phet jya hai .... ek aur tha isae .... kasai saari raat na padya karta er na padan de tha kisse ne.

Raat ke 12 Baje ...

"Ree Baljeet .... Baljeeeeeeeet .... arrrreeey ... we danger badge gher mein ... arrrey padya son lag rahya deekhata nahi ke .... haat haat .... keech keech ... heeen behadki .... heein ...

Usne rokan lagte to .... tum ke jano so .... Mein nue AURAN KE DHALAN CHUP CHAP NA MARUN .... MARANGE TE BOLTE-BATLATE MARANGE .... :)

Pher uska chora thoda karde hathan te usne lutan lag jyata to ....

"Ke janne se tun ... ghana hanga hogya .... tere jisse peeeloore ne te mein eeb bhi ger dyun ghulae mein .... aajya (bed te utarn lag jyata)"

Ek be Doctor round pe they ... to uski seat pe aage ....
Doctor: Haan baba theek ho ...
BABA : Haan Doctor Saab tere te bhi theek sun :):D

Wo hogya theek ... maka le bhai yo manas bhi sare pados ne rabbe lae rahemta hoga.

[jitendershooda]

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compounder in the hospital pharmacy came in and asked, “Taoo, tainey kay ho gaya(Uncle what’s gone wrong with you)?”

The peasant beamed: “Rey chhoray, daktar to too sey, bakee to sab kampoder laagain sey (O boy, you must be the real doctor, those others appear to be compounders).”

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Ha ha ha Ji nue ki nue hai .... Mere dada ji bimar they .... Mein ek be legya uneh emergency ... ultrasound khatir doctor nue bole ek khoob pani pyao er pissab na karna ....

Mene un tahi pani pyaya ... er bheetar jee ghute tha bahar ne aake baithge emegency ke .... itne mein ek maruti van mein mote mote punjabi se utre ....
Ek punjaban bhi thi ... ron lag rahi ...ek admi luta rakhya tha wo ghani madi si halat mein na lagya theek bolle tha ....

Dada dekh ke .... susri rand ron lag rahi hai ... banega kaam iska bhi ... ha ha

[ssindhu]

good one jitu n equally DND's...

khushwant singh has a good taste for jokes...the simplest day-day pun in conversations also make jokes for him

[bhupenderkajal]

ha ha ha , re Jitender mein bhi aa gyaa bhai Jatland pe...
eeb aan or naye-2 chmole....

[ssindhu]

ha ha ha , re Jitender mein bhi aa gyaa bhai Jatland pe...
eeb aan or naye-2 chmole....
aage te ke ibb nota ki maala ghalwaooge? announcement te kimme issi e karo ho ji. ha ha ha

[jitendershooda]

aage te ke ibb nota ki maala ghalwaooge? announcement te kimme issi e karo ho ji. ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ... le bhai SEETHANE sun le swagat mein ... :D

[VirenderNarwal]

Nyu kaha kare...ke sabar ka phall mitha ho se......so....Intzaar ki ghadiyan khatam hui....:rolleyes:....eb Fulla/Notta ki malla ghalan aur ghalwaan ke din samjho aa liye sai....:):D..?
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[jitendershooda]

Nyu kaha kare...ke sabar ka phall mitha ho se......so....Intzaar ki ghadiyan khatam hui....:rolleyes:....eb Fulla/Notta ki malla ghalan aur ghalwaan ke din samjho aa liye sai....:):D..?
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Ha ha ha ha ... Narwal ji kati nae dhoti-kurta-khandva gade baithe they dikhe baat mein ... haa ha too good bhai ji. Par dikhe aapke te THAPPA lagvavange ;).

[bhupenderkajal]

theek kah hai bhai... aadat to dalni padegi... Byah bhi hon aala se... Aadat ho jya go to bhunda na lagega

[bhupenderkajal]

aage te ke ibb nota ki maala ghalwaooge? announcement te kimme issi e karo ho ji. ha ha ha
ha ha ha Seema ji aap to janu bura sa man ge... mein to nuyein kahun tha... :)
Narwal ji kati tyar rahiyo..... "dukh ke din beette re bhaiya sukh ke din aayo"

[satpaldalal]

ha ha ha , re Jitender mein bhi aa gyaa bhai Jatland pe...
eeb aan or naye-2 chmole....

Bhoopi --> Ke hoga tera ibe. Tera swagat kyukar karya ja. Ibe to kache pake saare joke aavenge aade. Aur tun ton aur bhi mota ho jyaga. Paat na jayiye.

[naseebpanghal]

tau ne to tai ki kati e tar li

bachara pehla e dhukhi tha............

Rohtak medical college ward no 6. Ek tau ki surgery hori.
Tau laut rahya apne dard ne dabbe muh boche.

Ass paas si ek tae aa rahi thi apne chore dhore sambhal khatir. Kae din ho liye they Tae ho li dukhi. Koe bolan-batlan aala to chahiye.

Tae ne dekhya ek le tau se han-divan ka. Chali gae us dhore.

Tae - aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau konya bolya.
Tae - Pher te thode marm ke sath ...aan bhrrr, Ke aaapresssan ho rahya seee?
Tau - Na hade bhelli leke aa rahya sun. Aaagi chal ke baitha nahi rahya jamta. :mad:


:D:D:D

Tae ne nuen nuen dekhya ek ulti apne chore dhore :). Bera patgya ek tanne galat taar ched diye :)