Matrimonial profile

[chhavi]

Sunder sushil gharelu kanya, East-west ka blend hai jo,
Highly educated gori ladki, Ek company ki CEO :D
Father Government employee, Mother hai house-wife
Choti sa parivar hai apna, Khushiyon se bhari hai life!
Do bhaiyon ki ek bahan, Bahut syaani hai ladki
Mama Chacha sab Hi-Fi, Nahin hai koi kadki!:p

Var chahiye ek,
Jismain gun ho anek! :)
Lumba-ooncha, seedha saadha
Acchi kamai, Nakhrey na ho zyada!:cool:

Main pad ke profile, mun hi mun khilkhilya
Soch ke ladki ko mujhey bahut maza aaya
Ye rishta bilkul nahin thukarunga
Is ladki se zarur byah rachaunga
Badiya parivaar hai, sab hain Hi-Fi
Ladki bhi CEO, kya kami hai bhai!:D

Maine ladki ko number ghumaya, Apna application forward karaya!
Ladki ko behad pasand aaya, Turant Appointment fix bataya !

Shubh ghadi mileny ki paas aayi,
Ladki ke mobile ki ghanti bajayi
Madam Kahan ho aap?
Chaand sa chehra dekhne ke liye
Main kuch tha betaab

Ladki ne thora intzaar karwaya, Milne ki jagah ka pata bataya!
Pahuncha jaise hi yatha-sthaan, Dekh kar usko tha hairaan
Main bola madam se, zara detail main batayein
Mujhey apne profile ke baarey main acchey se smajhayein!

Gori main thi nahi, zara xtra care apni karti hun
1000 Rs beauty parlour ke har week jo bharti hun!:eek:
6 years ki mehnat se BA ki degree le paayi hun
Isi lagan ke karan main, highly qualified kahlwayi hun :rolleyes:
Placement company hai jo meri, acche paise kamati hai!
Majdoor se lekar-receptionist tak , sab ka jugaad karwati hai!
Supereme court ke samney, Mere Mama Tea stall lagatey hain
Lawyer se lekar Magistrate tak who sab ko chai pilwatey hain!
Sab se pahchaan hai unki, isiliye Hi-Fi kahlatey hain!:D

Hai re kismet meri !
Ye kaisi Profile jo main bilkul samajh na paaya!
Ye aakhir naseeb ne kis se milwaya?
Dhundheney chala tha heera,
Main toh moti bhi na paya! :(

Cheers! :o

[VPannu]

Awesome composition. Simple, funny and quite close to the truth. Well done Chhavi. I could still recall a line from your another poem "Yamraj ko bhi TAU kah ke bulaate" hahahaha. Keep up the spirit:)

[sandeeprathee]

Good one Chhavi ji....:). Full of humor .......aapne to matrimonial sites ke chehre se mukhota hi utar diya.....:D:D

i think in most of the cases this is reality.....
really nice keep it up....:)

[chhavi]

Thanks alot Mr. Pannu...
This is the message I wanted to convey in my thread "Matrimonial Website". This is just a humour in which I am conveying the message thorugh a fictious situation.

Thanks once again for ur apperciation

Best Wishes

[chhavi]

Rathee ji!

Thanks alot

Sachai hai....aaj ki young generation ki....we do not want to share the correct information about ourselves and we start expecting for a genuine person in our life......

Thanks again...

Best Wishes

[prashantacmet]

chhavi ji hadd kar di aapne to...........:)

[chhavi]

Prashant ji! I hope I have not offended any one :( as I am just discussing a social problem .

Regards!

[vijay]

Satire is always better than mockery ......

Good shot, Chhavi :)

[dkumars]

gr888 chavvi... awesome :)

[prashantacmet]

Prashant ji! I hope I have not offended any one :( as I am just discussing a social problem .

Regards!
hmmmmmmm u have found a wrng impression ..i was just appreciating......how does this "offence" come across?.......................hadd kar di ........matbal........ghana kasutta mazaa aaya padh ke............eibb thaam ultaa matbal kaahad ri ho iska..................anyway ..i like ur way of discussing social issues like this....:p:)

[chhavi]

Thanks to Vijay ji and Devender ji and all for appercitaion...

Prashant ji......I take my word "offence" back and thank you once again

God Bless you all

Regards