Jat aur Baniye ki shart

[asuhag]

<Apologies if you've already heard it before>

Saanjh ne gharaan aake Jat apni birbanni te bolya - "Halwa banele. Aaj main baniye te 100 Rapiyeh ki shart jeet gaya."

Jaatni ke yakeen konya huya. Wah bolli - "Hohi na sake ki pehlam te tu shart jeetya aur upar te Baniye ne 100 rapiyeh bhi de diye. Konya maan sakoon."

Jat ne bahut samjhaan ki koshish kari par wah na manni. Jat phir bolya - "Maan ja. Main jhoot na keh rahya. Hakeekat main baniye se 100 rapiyeh ki shart jeetya hoon."

Jaatni pher nahi manni. Te Jat ne ghuma ke thappad marya aur poochya - "Mannegi ak na?". Jatni darti boli - "Mannu soon. Mannu soon".

Te Jat bolya - "Baniya bhi nuye manya tha."

[bhupenderkajal]

ha ha ha ... Bahut badhiya bhai...

[dreamer]

:d:d:d:d:d

[pmalhan]

<Apologies if you've already heard it before>

Saanjh ne gharaan aake Jat apni birbanni te bolya - "Halwa banele. Aaj main baniye te 100 Rapiyeh ki shart jeet gaya."

Jaatni ke yakeen konya huya. Wah bolli - "Hohi na sake ki pehlam te tu shart jeetya aur upar te Baniye ne 100 rapiyeh bhi de diye. Konya maan sakoon."

Jat ne bahut samjhaan ki koshish kari par wah na manni. Jat phir bolya - "Maan ja. Main jhoot na keh rahya. Hakeekat main baniye se 100 rapiyeh ki shart jeetya hoon."

Jaatni pher nahi manni. Te Jat ne ghuma ke thappad marya aur poochya - "Mannegi ak na?". Jatni darti boli - "Mannu soon. Mannu soon".

Te Jat bolya - "Baniya bhi nuye manya tha."


bahut badhiya bhai


पर सार्वजनिक स्थानों पर धुम्रपान वर्जित है,:mad:

So please change your photo.

[vikasgulia]

कसूत सौदा है यो तो...एक दम बिंदास ..:d.
बाकि, धूम्रपान सेहत के लिए हानिकारक है !!

[dkumars]

hahahahahaha... mast raha:D

[pahalji]

Bahut Badiya Bhai, vaise bhi este badiya mnane ka elak kuch na hai,

Ha ha ha.

Regards

[sumitsehrawat]

good one bhai:)!

"Te Jat ne ghuma ke thappad marya" :D:D:D:D:D .... ek yo kaam hey kar sake hai JAT aur to kimmey baska konya.:):)

[spdeshwal]

bahoot baddiya bhai Ashish!

arre mere(jat) bass kaa tai sabh kuchh se, je maadi si aakad kam hojya tai!

[asuhag]

I'm glad that you all liked the joke & took out time to type back your feedback.

I'll be back with more... when in the mood ;)

[yatinder19]

nd bhaai...
aur aan de...

[amitsangwan003]

suhag sir kasutti baat suna diiiiiiiiiiiiii...katti kar diya hoga jaat nai issa.........................er cho cho mann gaad diya gumaa kai.......sahi kahii...