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hoodarajesh

January 2nd, 2008, 08:27 PM

prashantacmet

January 3rd, 2008, 05:44 AM

hehehhehhhhhhha....hhahhhhhahhahahha.........hadd kar di tau ne ho

sumeetmalik

January 3rd, 2008, 06:40 AM

Ek Baar Mele Me 8-9 Fut Ka Lamba Admi Ghum Raha Tha .
Ek Tau Te Tkra Gaya .
Tau Bola Are Ek Bidi Gerye .
Wo Bola Me Bidi Konya Piya Karta .
Tau Bola Fer Tera Itne Upar Akele Ka Ji Kayukar Laag Raha Se

Ha ha ha...Made my day:D:D. Joke of the new year:D:D.

I wrote blogged recently about height as well. Check it out...

http://lastmanholdingon.blogspot.com/2007/12/last-man-holding-on-ep-2.html

sumeetmalik

January 3rd, 2008, 06:41 AM

Ek Baar Mele Me 8-9 Fut Ka Lamba Admi Ghum Raha Tha .
Ek Tau Te Tkra Gaya .
Tau Bola Are Ek Bidi Gerye .
Wo Bola Me Bidi Konya Piya Karta .
Tau Bola Fer Tera Itne Upar Akele Ka Ji Kayukar Laag Raha Se

Ha ha ha...Made my day:D:D. Joke of the new year:D:D.

I blogged recently about height as well. Check it out...

http://lastmanholdingon.blogspot.com/2007/12/last-man-holding-on-ep-2.html

devdahiya

January 3rd, 2008, 08:37 AM

Ek Baar Mele Me 8-9 Fut Ka Lamba Admi Ghum Raha Tha .
Ek Tau Te Tkra Gaya .
Tau Bola Are Ek Bidi Gerye .
Wo Bola Me Bidi Konya Piya Karta .
Tau Bola Fer Tera Itne Upar Akele Ka Ji Kayukar Laag Raha Se

hahahahahahahaha..Good one Rajesh.Tau tei nyuwein rog katya krrei.Chubbara banna diya chhorre ka.Laughing loud.

anilsangwan

January 3rd, 2008, 10:00 AM

Good one Rajesh.... mein bhi konya peeya karda... :P

sunitahooda

January 3rd, 2008, 10:22 AM

Neel....tu ke 8-9 foot ka sai....apney jee nai nuay samjha ley Bhai:D:DGood one Rajesh.... mein bhi konya peeya karda... :P

cooljat

January 3rd, 2008, 10:31 AM

:D Bhai Hooda.....awesome joke! :D

It refreshing to read sucha fresh joke after long time.. :)

Keep pourin'

Rock on
Jit

sumitsehrawat

January 3rd, 2008, 10:49 AM

"Neel....tu ke 8-9 foot ka sai" hahaha LOTPOT LOTPOT :D:D

Rajesh bhai ...mast joke.... "Geriye" :D:D lotpot lotpot

Thanks,
Sumit

Neel....tu ke 8-9 foot ka sai....apney jee nai nuay samjha ley Bhai:D:D

anilsangwan

January 3rd, 2008, 01:20 PM

Padh le... tere paper sein.. Na te LAAHPSI sa muh karega fer... ha ha ha ha ha LAAHPSI.... :)

"Neel....tu ke 8-9 foot ka sai" hahaha LOTPOT LOTPOT :D:D

anilsangwan

January 3rd, 2008, 01:23 PM

Bebbey... ghanney laambey to OONT hoya karein... :D :D

Ghanna likhunga toh haddey latth baaj jaangey...aap ne bera e sei mein likhna chahu su.... waa e .... BHINN KI BHINNN :D

Neel....tu ke 8-9 foot ka sai....apney jee nai nuay samjha ley Bhai:D:D

ritikarathee

January 3rd, 2008, 01:39 PM

bahut badiya rajesh ji...:)
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anil ji yeh laapsi jisaa mooh kisssa hoya karey.....

yashbeniwal

January 3rd, 2008, 03:39 PM

jatbhaihiralal

January 3rd, 2008, 03:51 PM

sumitsehrawat

January 3rd, 2008, 04:19 PM

lotpot lotpot .....Vo maara Paapadwaale ko [:d][:d][:d]
Bhot Badiya Yash....hehehe [:)]!

waise Alin, bhai bachchiya jissa tey ukar hey ho rahya su main aur ke Lapsi raandhoge meri [:d]! Worry not...aakhiri paper 14th ko dunga aapke saambhi "Voice of Youth"[:d][:d]!!

padh tu bhi le er tyaari bitha le kardi si ,,, Imtihaan tera bhi sai feb mai,,,,,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
naa tai muh tera bhi dekhon joga paawegaaaa,,,

VirenderNarwal

January 3rd, 2008, 05:17 PM

padh tu bhi le er tyaari bitha le kardi si ,,, Imtihaan tera bhi sai feb mai,,,,,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
naa tai muh tera bhi dekhon joga paawegaaaa,,,
भाई यश जी..:cool:..तू भी तैयारी कर ले..:)..तेरे भी 27 से 31 जनवरी के बीच मे करडे इम्तिहान आ रहे सैं...:p..? कहता हो तै भाई नै देशी घी का एक पीपा भेज दयूं...;)..? खा-पी कै तगडा छैल-गाबरू हो जा...:eek:....? दगंल में मजबुत पहलवान आ रहे सैं...:rolleyes:.?
और सुण...:mad:...तू तै मुहं दिखाण जौगा भी ना रहेगा...:o..कहीं मालूम पडै...:(..भाई की तै कुल्फी सी चुस गैरी...:D..?

yashbeniwal

January 3rd, 2008, 05:43 PM

bhai ji tyaari jama bitha raakhi hai,,,,,

bhai pipe 2 bhej de ,,,, ghee khaan tai dimag tez hota hai,, imhithaan badiyaa ho jaayenge,,,,
gaabro toh bhai mai pehle e hoon,,,, nu naa choosan de,,, hahahha

भाई यश जी..:cool:..तू भी तैयारी कर ले..:)..तेरे भी 27 से 31 जनवरी के बीच मे करडे इम्तिहान आ रहे सैं...:p..? कहता हो तै भाई नै देशी घी का एक पीपा भेज दयूं...;)..? खा-पी कै तगडा छैल-गाबरू हो जा...:eek:....? दगंल में मजबुत पहलवान आ रहे सैं...:rolleyes:.?
और सुण...:mad:...तू तै मुहं दिखाण जौगा भी ना रहेगा...:o..कहीं मालूम पडै...:(..भाई की तै कुल्फी सी चुस गैरी...:D..?

anilsangwan

January 7th, 2008, 02:09 PM

K Kheecchdi raandh gya rei?? Kimmey kaali kaali daal laagi menne....... :(

Seedhey saadhey papraan ka to issa jikra na howe ... bataiye bhai k rolla sei?:D

bhai ji tyaari jama bitha raakhi hai,,,,,

bhai pipe 2 bhej de ,,,, ghee khaan tai dimag tez hota hai,, imhithaan badiyaa ho jaayenge,,,,
gaabro toh bhai mai pehle e hoon,,,, nu naa choosan de,,, hahahha

sunitahooda

January 7th, 2008, 02:14 PM

Iske BYAH ki bi DATE-SHEET chappgi sai....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:DK Kheecchdi raandh gya rei?? Kimmey kaali kaali daal laagi menne....... :(

Seedhey saadhey papraan ka to issa jikra na howe ... bataiye bhai k rolla sei?:D

jatbhaihiralal

January 9th, 2008, 05:44 PM

hahahahahahahaha..Good one Rajesh.Tau tei nyuwein rog katya krrei.Chubbara banna diya chhorre ka.Laughing loud.
bhai chhora te kati asman me tang diya tau ne

VirenderNarwal

January 10th, 2008, 01:23 PM

K Kheecchdi raandh gya rei?? Kimmey kaali kaali daal laagi menne.......
Seedhey saadhey papraan ka to issa jikra na howe ... bataiye bhai k rolla sei?
भाई लीलै जी....:rolleyes:..चिन्ता ना करै....:eek:...यश जी के पेपरां के बाद अगला सैंटर..... 8 से 11 फ़रवरी तक तेरे ही स्कूल में सै...;)....तू भी किमै पढाई-लिखाई कर ले...:cool:...गुप्तचरों से मालूम पडया के तेरे इम्तिहान भी बहुत सख्त सै...:)...ओर यहाँ तेरी जैल्ली काम ना आवै...:o...तेरे पेपरां में प्यार-मोहब्बत,नजाकत,शोख-अदाएं,रूठना-मनाना जैसे स्वाल-जवाब किये जायेंगे...:(...जिनका शायद तेरे कोए अनुभव ना है....:confused:...इस इम्तिहान मे पास होने के लिये सहनशीलता,शालीनता,विशवाश, त्याग और समझौता जैसे गुणों का होना अति आवश्यक है....:p:D....।
म्हारी हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं आप के साथ है।
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jitendershooda

January 11th, 2008, 10:26 AM

..गुप्तचरों से मालूम पडया के तेरे इम्तिहान भी बहुत सख्त सै...:)...
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Bhai Ji, Guptchar te andy le rahe ho jama. Is Leela ka to Gola-Latthi hon ka byont ho rahya hai ... :) Sakth sakht nahi is gail to kassuta kaam banega .... ha ha ha .... Thadha marre rovan de na ... khat khos le sovan de na ..... :) .... killlkiiiii maran ne jee kargya .... Leele re oooo Leeele ... ya ke banegi re teri gail .... Manne ghani daya aave se teri ... tera in parchyan mein CASE bane ee bane JHOTTA FLYING aavegi. :D

anilsangwan

January 11th, 2008, 01:01 PM

:( :( ...

Dekhi jaagi... ebb toh TAANT KORI kara ke unnkhal mein sar de raakhya sei... ha ha ha ha

<<menne ya meri "ha ha ha" bhi aakhri si "ha ah ha ha" laage sei :( >>

Bhai Ji, Guptchar te andy le rahe ho jama. Is Leela ka to Gola-Latthi hon ka byont ho rahya hai ... :D

anilsangwan

January 11th, 2008, 01:03 PM

Bhaisaab... shubhkaamnaon ke liye bahut bahut dhanyawaad.... Aar yoh hooda to fokat mein meri GHIGGII bannawe sei .. :(

भाई लीलै जी....:rolleyes:..चिन्ता ना करै....:eek:...यश जी के पेपरां के बाद अगला सैंटर..... 8 से 11 फ़रवरी तक तेरे ही स्कूल में सै...;)....तू भी किमै पढाई-लिखाई कर ले...:cool:....
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