Dudhh Kuun Peewigga

[devdahiya]

Ek din SUNDDU ki MHEINSS EK TAU KE KHET MEIN JA BADDI arr TAU ke ghanne geehoon KHAGI.Tau laathhi le kei bhajya par mheinss na thhyai parr SUNDDU pakdya gaya arr tau nei usskei 2-3 laathhi dharr di.

Sunddu:rotta-2 bolya.......yo ke krya tannei...mannei ke terre geehuun khaye thhe?
TAU: Iss kholhan[MHEINSS] ka duudhh kuun peeweigga......mein akk tu..?

[sumitsehrawat]

Hehehe [:)]!

~Sumit
Ek din SUNDDU ki MHEINSS EK TAU KE KHET MEIN JA BADDI arr TAU ke ghanne geehoon KHAGI.Tau laathhi le kei bhajya par mheinss na thhyai parr SUNDDU pakdya gaya arr tau nei usskei 2-3 laathhi dharr di.

Sunddu:rotta-2 bolya.......yo ke krya tannei...mannei ke terre geehuun khaye thhe?
TAU: Iss kholhan[MHEINSS] ka duudhh kuun peeweigga......mein akk tu..?

[yashbeniwal]

Kaka ,,,
Mai bhi peeungaa rai doodh,,, par kaamdhe is sundu kai e laagan diyo,,, mere baskhe naa sai kaamdhe khaane,,,;):D:eek:


Ek din SUNDDU ki MHEINSS EK TAU KE KHET MEIN JA BADDI arr TAU ke ghanne geehoon KHAGI.Tau laathhi le kei bhajya par mheinss na thhyai parr SUNDDU pakdya gaya arr tau nei usskei 2-3 laathhi dharr di.

Sunddu:rotta-2 bolya.......yo ke krya tannei...mannei ke terre geehuun khaye thhe?
TAU: Iss kholhan[MHEINSS] ka duudhh kuun peeweigga......mein akk tu..?

[VirenderNarwal]

Kaka ,,,
Mai bhi peeungaa rai doodh,,, par kaamdhe is sundu kai e laagan diyo,,, mere baskhe naa sai kaamdhe khaane,,,;):D:eek:


भाई यश जी....:confused:....कामडे तै जिसके लागणें थे लाग लिये...:eek:...और जहाँ तक बात है दूध की...:cool:...भाई दूध तै वो ही पीवेगा...:rolleyes:...जिसने सबर का घूंट पिया सै....:p:D...?

[jiddijatt]

Bhai Dahiya. Sundu gailan bani to khaati a. Danda to tau ne khaam a kha marya. Doodh to sundu p nahi sakya. Ar bhaiyo iste pehlan mein aapna pehla msg post karun, Saare Jaatan ne Raam Raam. Bhaiyo suin to main Jatt Sikh, par rya suru te Bhiwani(Haryana) suin, to haryanvi aapi b madi bol levan saan.
Hoya nyu ak Sundu chho mein aake gaam te ghani a door jake rehan lag gya. Ib kardaye to kite b a sake se. Sundu k ghar k dhore ek Shamshaan ghaat ban gya. Ar uski meens isi this kise oopre aadmi ne dekh k doodh nahi diya kare thi. Samsaan ka raah sundu k ghor k aage te jaya karda. Sundu lagya bhai doodh kaadan. Itni aan mein kuch log ek murda le k n aa ge. Sundu ki meens taap ge ar doodh nahi diya. saanj ne b nyu a hoya. 3 dina taaen nyu a hota rya. Ar chaale ki baat nyu thi ak teeno din har murde galyan wo tau b tha jisne Sundu k lath marya tha. Bhai Sundu k chho aa gya. Tau Dhore gya ar bolya, "Re peepal teri k dushmnai se mere galyan. Jeen dega ak nahi. Ar nyu bata, roj nya maar k lya kare ak 3 din purana a le rya se".!!!!!!!!!!!

[dkumars]

भाई यश जी....:confused:....कामडे तै जिसके लागणें थे लाग लिये...:eek:...और जहाँ तक बात है दूध की...:cool:...भाई दूध तै वो ही पीवेगा...:rolleyes:...जिसने सबर का घूंट पिया सै....:p:D...?


kunsa sei jwo jiski sabar ka ghoont peekar bhi tiss nahi mitti...
makka auara nei peelan do ibb bhai jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)

[jitendershooda]

Bhai Dahiya. Sundu gailan bani to khaati a. Danda to tau ne khaam a kha marya. Doodh to sundu p nahi sakya. Ar bhaiyo iste pehlan mein aapna pehla msg post karun, Saare Jaatan ne Raam Raam. Bhaiyo suin to main Jatt Sikh, par rya suru te Bhiwani(Haryana) suin, to haryanvi aapi b madi bol levan saan.
ar bolya, "Re peepal teri k dushmnai se mere galyan. Jeen dega ak nahi. Ar nyu bata, roj nya maar k lya kare ak 3 din purana a le rya se".!!!!!!!!!!!

Pahelyan te bhai swagat hai tera hade jatland pe.

Atte hi andy bagaya bhai ... ha ha ha 3 din purana ek roj naya maar ke lyave hai ... ha ha nue lagya rahya to ek byant mein sundu sare gaam ne ee nipta dega ... ha ha

[keshavdahiya]

Pahelyan te bhai swagat hai tera hade jatland pe.

Atte hi andy bagaya bhai ... ha ha ha 3 din purana ek roj naya maar ke lyave hai ... ha ha nue lagya rahya to ek byant mein sundu sare gaam ne ee nipta dega ... ha ha


Sahi keh sei bhai jittu.......yu jiddijat naas kateiga iib......issa dhang laage sei ke yu-e woh sundu sei jiska jikaar hoya karre........


Bhai Dahiya. Sundu gailan bani to khaati a. Danda to tau ne khaam a kha marya. Doodh to sundu p nahi sakya. Ar bhaiyo iste pehlan mein aapna pehla msg post karun, Saare Jaatan ne Raam Raam. Bhaiyo suin to main Jatt Sikh, par rya suru te Bhiwani(Haryana) suin, to haryanvi aapi b madi bol levan saan.
Hoya nyu ak Sundu chho mein aake gaam te ghani a door jake rehan lag gya. Ib kardaye to kite b a sake se. Sundu k ghar k dhore ek Shamshaan ghaat ban gya. Ar uski meens isi this kise oopre aadmi ne dekh k doodh nahi diya kare thi. Samsaan ka raah sundu k ghor k aage te jaya karda. Sundu lagya bhai doodh kaadan. Itni aan mein kuch log ek murda le k n aa ge. Sundu ki meens taap ge ar doodh nahi diya. saanj ne b nyu a hoya. 3 dina taaen nyu a hota rya. Ar chaale ki baat nyu thi ak teeno din har murde galyan wo tau b tha jisne Sundu k lath marya tha. Bhai Sundu k chho aa gya. Tau Dhore gya ar bolya, "Re peepal teri k dushmnai se mere galyan. Jeen dega ak nahi. Ar nyu bata, roj nya maar k lya kare ak 3 din purana a le rya se".!!!!!!!!!!!


haan bhai kamaldeep.....aapka suagatt sei..........bhai iise isse te kitne bhi aan dei............kayi din mein sunya badhiya jokllu...............dekho iib kitne motivate howeinge terre tei....:D

[jiddijatt]

To Bhaiyo hoya k ak Sundu k lath marya tau ne (Read Doodh Kun Peevega) to sundu chhoo mein aake gaam te door rehan lag gya (Read Murda). Ib sundu ne soochi ak kardaaye to badh gaye ghani a. usne sochya ak Bhagwaan taein khus karna padega. Sundu ban gya Moda. Ek mandir mein jaake ne roj shankh bajaan laag gya. Logan ne sochi ak pujari se yo to. Log usne Fal, Fruit, Kher den laag gye. Ib haraam ka to har ek pache nhi. sundu k laag gye karde dast (Loose motion). Sundu doctor dhore gya. Doctor ne dekhya pandit g hain to Badhiya see davai de di. Sundu ne poochi ak doctor saab parheej kis kis chhez ka karun. doctor bolya, Pandit g! Khaan Peen Ka to kime parheej konya, Par itna dhyaan rakiye ak 2-3 din shankh na baja diye bhool k b.

[VirenderNarwal]

kunsa sei jwo jiski sabar ka ghoont peekar bhi tiss nahi mitti...
makka auara nei peelan do ibb bhai jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
रहन ही दे सपैले से मूँह आलै....:eek:....ढके ढोल सैं ढके ही रहन दे...:rolleyes::cool:...क्यूं पज़ पडवावे सै..:p:D...?

[vikaskajal]

Good jokes and great continuity !!!

[jiddijatt]

Mr. Kajal!
First of all thanks for the compliments.
Do you understand haryanvi?? If so, this is not the way of replying. Throw a joke or even a compliment in Haryanvi.
Waiting...........
Bye Buddy.