Sher-o-Shayari

[dkumars]

Friends apne funny, humour se bharpoor sheyrs yaha paste kariye ... starting with some

तोहार चेहरा मोती समान
मोती हमार कुत्ते का नाम :p

तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
घंटी बजायेंगे और भाग जायेंगे :D

ना वो इनकार करती है
ना वह इकरार करती है
कम्बख्त मेरे ही सपनो में आकर
मेरे ही दोस्त से प्यार करती है ;)

तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुम्हारी सहेली को देखा
तो दूसरा ख़याल आया :eek:

और भी बहुत सी चीजें लुट चुकी है दिल के साथ
ये बताया दोस्तों ने इश्क फरमाने के बाद
इसलिए कमरे की एक एक चीज चेक करता हूँ में
एक तेरे आने से पहले और एक तेरे जाने के बाद:o:D:p

[mukeshkumar007]

Bhai sachi maie paka diya..::(:( koi galti hogi ge maare se.:).. isi bashi shyriyo se ache to wo nibandh hi theek the :):)



mind mat karna bhai just majak kar reha tha :) achi shyri hai :)

[dkumars]

:DBhai sachi maie paka diya..::(:( koi galti hogi ge maare se.:).. isi bashi shyriyo se ache to wo nibandh hi theek the :):)



mind mat karna bhai just majak kar reha tha :) achi shyri hai :)


hahaha... bhai mind karen ki ke baat hai ... arr bhai yo thread manne ye baasi shera tahi na shuru kara ... par ibb ho sakta hai kemme taazi bhi mil jaa... samjha dost ... bhawnao ko samjooo... baaton mein kya rekha hai ????:p

[satbirsingh]

hazaaron Khvaahishen aisii ki har Khvaaish pe dam nikale
bahut nikale mere armaan lekin phir bhii kam nikale

[dkumars]

तेरी झील सी नीली आँखों में डूब जाने को दिल चाहता है
तेरी झील सी नीली आँखों में डूब जाने को दिल चाहता है
तेरी हाँ तेरी इन् झील सी नीली आँखों में डूब जाने को दिल चाहता है
ले छपाककककक

[satbirsingh]

Meharbaan ho ke bulaa lo mujhe chaaho jis waqt
Main gayaa waqt nahin hoon ke phir aa bhi na sakoon



Mukesh ! I think this stuff will work for you ..........

[shwetadhaka]

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.

[jiddijatt]

""Kon Kehta Hai K Pather Rote Nahi
Humne Pahadon se Jharne behte dekhe Hain
Kisi Ne Dekhi teri Bewafai
Or kisi ne tere jalve Dekhe hain"

[satbirsingh]

Na ghar baar na koii Thikaanaa
Apanaa kaam hai chalate jaanaa
Rang badalate mausam jaisii apanii hastii hai
Baarish va dhuup se kyaa ghabaraanaa

Apane liye hain donon baraabar, ai duniyaa vaalo
kyaa butaKhaanaa kyaa maiKhaana

[satbirsingh]

Naa muhabbat naa dostii ke liye
vaqt rukataa nahiin kisii ke liye

dil ko apane sazaa na de yuun hii
is zamaane kii berukhii ke liye

kal javaanii ka hashr kyaa hogaa
soch le aaj do ghadee(seconds) ke liye

har koi pyaar dhuundhataa hai yahaan
apanii tanhaa sii zindagii ke liye

vaqt ke saath saath chalataa rahe
yahii behatar hai aadamii ke liye

[shwetadhaka]

:D


hahaha... bhai mind karen ki ke baat hai ... arr bhai yo thread manne ye baasi shera tahi na shuru kara ... par ibb ho sakta hai kemme taazi bhi mil jaa... samjha dost ... bhawnao ko samjooo... baaton mein kya rekha hai ????:p

Inki "Bhawana" ko samjho.... baaton mein kya "Rekha" hai .....

[satbirsingh]

sab kii puujaa ek sii, alag alag har riit
masjid jaaye maulavii, koyal gaaye giit

puujaa ghar men muurtii, miiraa ke sang shyaam
jitanii jisakii chaakarii, utane usake daam

siitaa-raavann, raam kaa, karen vibhaajan log
ek hii tan men dekhiye, tiinon kaa sanjog

mittii se maatii mile, kho ke sabhii nishaan
kis men kitanaa kaun hai, kaise ho pahachaan

[dkumars]

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

[dkumars]

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

[dkumars]

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out...who who who

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

[dkumars]

Inki "Bhawana" ko samjho.... baaton mein kya "Rekha" hai .....


hahahaha... bahut dhyaan deti hai CA ji ... hmmm gud

[maniisha]

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out...who who who

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Dev VJ se Coaching le rahe ho kya ... :p:D

[dkumars]

Dev VJ se Coaching le rahe ho kya ... :p:D


nahi woh de nahi rahe isliye eklavya ki tarah unki foto saamne rakh kar sher padhta hoon

[maniisha]

nahi woh de nahi rahe isliye eklavya ki tarah unki foto saamne rakh kar sher padhta hoon

wo bi ultee.. :confused:
Unhe gussa bahut aata hai jab koi sher galat pesh kiya jata hai.. :p:D:)

[mukeshkumar007]

arreeeeeeee baaa reeeeeeeee.......... aaaahaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :mad::mad:

jee kar reha hai mera sar phod luu diwar ke mar mar ke..........:mad:

[maniisha]

arreeeeeeee baaa reeeeeeeee.......... aaaahaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :mad::mad:

jee kar reha hai mera sar phod luu diwar ke mar mar ke..........:mad:


Kyu deri kari Mukesh... yo te nyu e likhegaa ... :D:D
BTW sar fodan ka kyu jee kargayaa :confused::confused::eek:

[dkumars]

arreeeeeeee baaa reeeeeeeee.......... aaaahaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :mad::mad:

jee kar reha hai mera sar phod luu diwar ke mar mar ke..........:mad:


bhai jaldi kar mera bhi ye hi jee kar raha hai ki tu sar phod le diwar le mar mar ke :p:D

[satbirsingh]

Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Aise Rukte Tuffan dekhe hai Humne


Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Chukte Tirkamman dekhe hai humne

Zrraa Zrraa Jin ke Immaan ka Gawaah thaa
Aise biktey Insaan dekhe hai humne


Mukesh .........shir ko bachaa ke rakh ...........time aaney pe fode liyo ......

[mukeshkumar007]

bhai jaldi kar mera bhi ye hi jee kar raha hai ki tu sar phod le diwar le mar mar ke :p:D

bhai mujhe apse yeh umeed nai thi :rolleyes::p

[satbirsingh]

bhai mujhe apse yeh umeed nai thi :rolleyes::p


Bhai ..........umeed nahi todunga apne chotte bhai ki ........
ye sir fodne wali baat jo kahi thee wo isliye ki abhi mere shaayri nahi padhi hai
isko padhne ke baad ....kar liyo...........or kya sochta hai .ki sir fode lega

na bhai kabhi nahi , mera hath tere shir or deewar ke bbchale hoga........

[mukeshkumar007]

na bhai kabhi nahi , mera hath tere shir or deewar ke bbchale hoga........

bhai sachi maie senti ho gaya subhe subhe hi...:):) nai ab to kabi nai phodunga sar..:)

[sunitahooda]

Ye to achi kartvyanishtha hai aapki....mujhe bas foto nahi mill rahi....baaki inspiration mein koyi kami nahi hai:pnahi woh de nahi rahe isliye eklavya ki tarah unki foto saamne rakh kar sher padhta hoon

[sunitahooda]

Santa- Tujhe swim karna aata hai?
Banta-Nahi....
Santa- Tere se to kuttey achey hain....
Banta- Tujhe swim karna aata hai?
Santa-Haan aata hai....
Banta-fir tere me aur kuttey mein kya fark hai:p

[vikaspanghal]

maine tumhien dekha aur dekhta hi reh gaya,
maine tumhien dekha aur dekhta hi reh gaya,
aur phir mujhe chasma chadh gaya.....

:cool:

[maniisha]

Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na mud kar ...:p:D

[dkumars]

Ye to achi kartvyanishtha hai aapki....mujhe bas foto nahi mill rahi....baaki inspiration mein koyi kami nahi hai:p


Kiski foto ... meri ya VJ ki ???? :p:D;)

[dkumars]

maine tumhien dekha aur dekhta hi reh gaya,
maine tumhien dekha aur dekhta hi reh gaya,
aur phir mujhe chasma chadh gaya.....

:cool:

bhai tum hi ho ek iss thread ke sahi kadardaan

Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na mud kar ...:p:D

maniisha slow hai par dheere dheere patri par aa rahi hai ... mujhe lag raha tha tumhaare posts dekh kar ki abb tum kuch mast sher paste karne waali ho... hamein intezaar rahega aur bhi sheyro ka :p:D

[maniisha]

maniisha slow hai par dheere dheere patri par aa rahi hai ... mujhe lag raha tha tumhaare posts dekh kar ki abb tum kuch mast sher paste karne waali ho... hamein intezaar rahega aur bhi sheyro ka :p:D

Thnx Dev .. :)
I got this SMS wanna share with u all ..

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur Aayegi,
Dil ko Pata tha Woh zarur Aayegi....
Par kabhi Socha Na tha ki... Surprise me
KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi... :p:D

[satbirsingh]

Thnx Dev .. :)
I got this SMS wanna share with u all ..

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur Aayegi,
Dil ko Pata tha Woh zarur Aayegi....
Par kabhi Socha Na tha ki... Surprise me
KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi... :p:D


bahut badhiyaa jee bahut badhiyaa .........lage raho ...........
Indiaa chand pe jane hee wala hai ........Mission Chandrayan- 1...............just abt to over

[dkumars]

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon

[dkumars]

Shadi ke pahle - Maine pyar kiya
Shadi ke baad - Ye maine kya kiya

Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.

Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.

[jakhar77]

Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.


I liked this one.:p:):p:rolleyes:

[vikaspanghal]

Thankoooo Dev... :p

onemore to add...not a sher..but thought of sharing it with all u big brothers...

ek baar Gaalib apni girl friend ke ghar ke saamne pishaab kar raha tha...

Girl friend nien khidki se dekha aur poocha..
arey mere Gaalib, yeh kya kar rahe ho.....

Galib: Jahanpana, tumhare pyaar mien is kadar pagal hoon ki...
aansoo bhi nikal rahe hain rasta badal badal ke...... :o

[dkumars]

Thankoooo Dev... :p

onemore to add...not a sher..but thought of sharing it with all u big brothers...

ek baar Gaalib apni girl friend ke ghar ke saamne pishaab kar raha tha...

Girl friend nien khidki se dekha aur poocha..
arey mere Gaalib, yeh kya kar rahe ho.....

Galib: Jahanpana, tumhare pyaar mien is kadar pagal hoon ki...
aansoo bhi nikal rahe hain rasta badal badal ke...... :o


hahahha... bhai gahna bhunda maara hai ... heheheh...
haasna hi band nahi hota

[dkumars]

Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. ,,

[ajay54]

Friends apne funny, humour se bharpoor sheyrs yaha paste kariye ... starting with some

तोहार चेहरा मोती समान
मोती हमार कुत्ते का नाम :p

तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
घंटी बजायेंगे और भाग जायेंगे :D

ना वो इनकार करती है
ना वह इकरार करती है
कम्बख्त मेरे ही सपनो में आकर
मेरे ही दोस्त से प्यार करती है ;)

तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुम्हारी सहेली को देखा
तो दूसरा ख़याल आया :eek:

और भी बहुत सी चीजें लुट चुकी है दिल के साथ
ये बताया दोस्तों ने इश्क फरमाने के बाद
इसलिए कमरे की एक एक चीज चेक करता हूँ में
एक तेरे आने से पहले और एक तेरे जाने के बाद:o:D:p

:D


hahaha... bhai mind karen ki ke baat hai ... arr bhai yo thread manne ye baasi shera tahi na shuru kara ... par ibb ho sakta hai kemme taazi bhi mil jaa... samjha dost ... bhawnao ko samjooo... baaton mein kya rekha hai ????:p

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.
Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona

[dkumars]

Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona

Pehli hi post mein mast jawab ... chalo koi nahi lage rahoooooooo

Anyways Welcome to JL. Have fun and enjoy here. It will be fine u can can give a brief intro in Introduction thread :)

[maniisha]

Anyways Welcome to JL. Have fun and enjoy here. It will be fine u can can give a brief intro in Introduction thread :)

Aaj sabki Introduction le ke manega berrii :p:D

[dkumars]

Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona


Naa bhai insaan jaisa ho na waisi hi baatein karta hai .. main toh abb hoon hi padaishi hasmukh :p:D;) toh hassi waale sheyr likh diye ...
par jab koye rontada ho tei ke karega:D;) ... roveigaaa ... hooooo hoooo karke subki le le :p

[dkumars]

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.


Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola

[dkumars]

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola

[shwetadhaka]

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola

Thanks for the concern and your consoling notes and for not letting me from stop snobbing ! But beware..... you will find it tough to confront the flood then :)

[dkumars]

Thanks for the concern and your consoling notes and for not letting me from stop snobbing ! But beware..... you will find it tough to confront the flood then :)

hahah ...mein toh Bangalore mein hoon ... beware toh dilli waalon ko hona chahiye jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p:D;)

[shwetadhaka]

hahah ...mein toh Bangalore mein hoon ... beware toh dilli waalon ko hona chahiye jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p:D;)

This flood is speciallllll ! It knows no boundaries:) Kya dilli, kya Up, kya Banglore!

[dkumars]

This flood is speciallllll ! It knows no boundaries:) Kya dilli, kya Up, kya Banglore!


Off Topic :p:D;)

[shwetadhaka]

Off Topic :p:D;)

Off topic reply to off topic query is indipensable........ and to add a second line...... necessary. It keeps my keyboard going !

[dkumars]

Off topic reply to off topic query is indipensable........ and to add a second line...... necessary. It keeps my keyboard going !

indipensable........ spelling galat pakad li pakad liiiiiiiiiiiiiii

samandarr ke liye kaa flood kya Sunami... aa jaao ji abb tohhh ... inn aasuoon ko apna hi hissa bana lenge jab samandarr mein mill jaayenge :p:D;)

[mukeshkumar007]

please adhere to the rules.. :mad:

kitni bar yad dilana padega ki one line reply mat karo:mad:... please help us in maintaining the quality of the threads. :)

Thaxs.

[shwetadhaka]

indipensable........ spelling galat pakad li pakad liiiiiiiiiiiiiii

samandarr ke liye kaa flood kya Sunami... aa jaao ji abb tohhh ... inn aasuoon ko apna hi hissa bana lenge jab samandarr mein mill jaayenge :p:D;)

Ek galati pakadene ke jurm me aap samundar me milne ja rahe the........ wo to acha hua thik time pe maine dekh liya aur aapki jaan bachaane Mukesh ko bhej diya hai..... jab tak wo pahunche....... wahi khade rehna...... :P

[dkumars]

Ek galati pakadene ke jurm me aap samundar me milne ja rahe the........ wo to acha hua thik time pe maine dekh liya aur aapki jaan bachaane Mukesh ko bhej diya hai..... jab tak wo pahunche....... wahi khade rehna...... :P


kitt sei mukesh ... ibb tahi nahi pohcha.. kadde woh suddha balakkkkk ... nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ... mukesh mere bhai mei aa raha hoon tujhe bachaaneeeeee .. kaha hai mukesh tuuuuuuuuuu :p;):D

[dkumars]

Aalu ki sabji mein neembu nichod dunga
Tu na mili to khana peena chod dunga:p

[cooljat]

Bhai re Hans Hans ke Rotti si Hazam ho gayi!:eek::p
kasuta Sher likha tune bhi jamma!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Rock on
Jit

Aalu ki sabji mein neembu nichod dunga
Tu na mili to khana peena chod dunga:p

[sanjeetsparp]

Chalti hai Gaadi Udti hai dhool ...
Jalte hain chamche Khilte hain phool

Kaalhe ek truck ke paache pedha tha .....

Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Ber le lo ber Meethe Meethe Ber..............

[sanjeetsparp]

Humne tumko dekha
Tumne humko dekha
Lekin tere baap ne hum dono ko dekha
Aur mujhe football ki tarah
Goal post ke bahar pheka

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ,
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
Khulle Baal main kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

[dkumars]

Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Ber le lo ber Meethe Meethe Ber..............


hahahhahaha ... majja aa gya ... issa hi ek radia mirchi per suna tha

Mohabbatein movie ke gaane se liya gaya ... ussi andaaz mein padhna

ek ladki thi dewaani si
ek ladki thi deewani si
jaane kya woh karti thi
galiyon se gujarti thi
har dam bola karti thiii
glass katori chmmachh le loooooooooo :p:D;)

[dkumars]

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ,
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
Khulle Baal main kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola



majja aa gya bhai ... ghana hassa diya tadke tadak

[sanjeetsparp]

Devender Bhai ek or yaad aaya .....

Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Ho jya Ganji kerde Savera .....


Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Per ye Jungli jaanver ... mera honsla tod dete hain..
to Ghoslaa apna banaaoon kaise

[dkumars]

Devender Bhai ek or yaad aaya .....

Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Ho jya Ganji kerde Savera .....


Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Per ye Jungli jaanver ... mera honsla tod dete hain..
to Ghoslaa apna banaaoon kaise


hahahahaha ...
aande aande ... aur aande bhai isse he :p

[sanjeetsparp]

Muhabbat Kerne Walon ko inkaar achha nahi Legta
Duniya walon ko pyaar achha nahi legta
Jab tak Ladka - Ladki Bhag na Jaayein
In Salon ko pyaar sachha nahi legta ..

[dndeswal]

.
छोहरा रमलू था चारूं भाइयां मैं सब-तैं छोटा
बाकी सारे मरियल थे पर वो था घणा मोटा
जितना था वो छोटा, उसतैं फालतू था खोटा
दूर तैं इसा लागै था जणूं खेत मैं खड़्या सै झोटा !
.

[sanjeetsparp]

Wah Wah DnD sir pehla Sher Haryanvi Language main Suna hai ... bahut badhiya .... ek main or bataoon

Kidi Mergi paal pe gheesan chaale chemmar
900 jode jutti ban gi saante kai hazaar ..

Jhooth nahi bolaange mehaare jhooth ki sai aan
Panipat ki sardak uper meendak baatein baan ..

Bhanmati ne kuaan joda ... lobaan pehra de ..
Kaag naaka Tod gya Bilai Rooka de....

Meri Daddi Sunaya kerti ise ise .... ib te ye he yaad reh re hain .. baaki bhool gya

[sanjeetsparp]

Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Aaj Apni Biwi ko jaan kehte hain or maango to inkaar kerte hain

Jise Koyala Samjhe Wo kayua Nikla
Dosti ke naam pe Hayua Nikla
Jo Roka Kerte thee Hame Sheraab Peene se
Unki Jeb se aaj Payua Nikla


Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Jitna Syllabus pedh ke unhone Top Kiya hai
Utna Syllabus Hum Chhor Diya kerte thee

Na Bura Dekhne ka
Na Bura Bolne ka
Na Bura Sun-ne ka
Bas ek kaam Bech Gaya
Wo Bura Kerne ka..

Ghoongat main Tujhe Dekha to Diwana Hua
Sangeet ka Taraana Hua
Shama ka Parwana Hua
Jaise hi tune Ghoongat Uthaya main Duniya se Rawana Hua

Bhagwan ke naam pe ek Patni dede
Apni nahi to Padosi ke dede
Bhagwan Tujhe ek ke Badle 3 dega
Anurag ki terah Prernaa ke saath
Aparnaa or Kamolika Free Dega

Teri GAliyon ke chakker kaat-te kaat-te Kutte mere yaar Ho gaye
Tu to Hemaari nahi Hui .. Hum Kutton ke Sardaar ho gaye

Unki Gali se Mara Janaaja Nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye jenaaja nikla
Unka Ghar aaya to mere dost seeti Bejaane Lage
Rakh-ke mera jenaaja Kameene usko petaane lage

[dkumars]

:pKhabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Aaj Apni Biwi ko jaan kehte hain or maango to inkaar kerte hain

Jise Koyala Samjhe Wo kayua Nikla
Dosti ke naam pe Hayua Nikla
Jo Roka Kerte thee Hame Sheraab Peene se
Unki Jeb se aaj Payua Nikla


Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Jitna Syllabus pedh ke unhone Top Kiya hai
Utna Syllabus Hum Chhor Diya kerte thee

Na Bura Dekhne ka
Na Bura Bolne ka
Na Bura Sun-ne ka
Bas ek kaam Bech Gaya
Wo Bura Kerne ka..

Ghoongat main Tujhe Dekha to Diwana Hua
Sangeet ka Taraana Hua
Shama ka Parwana Hua
Jaise hi tune Ghoongat Uthaya main Duniya se Rawana Hua

Bhagwan ke naam pe ek Patni dede
Apni nahi to Padosi ke dede
Bhagwan Tujhe ek ke Badle 3 dega
Anurag ki terah Prernaa ke saath
Aparnaa or Kamolika Free Dega

Teri GAliyon ke chakker kaat-te kaat-te Kutte mere yaar Ho gaye
Tu to Hemaari nahi Hui .. Hum Kutton ke Sardaar ho gaye

Unki Gali se Mara Janaaja Nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye jenaaja nikla
Unka Ghar aaya to mere dost seeti Bejaane Lage
Rakh-ke mera jenaaja Kameene usko petaane lage


wah ustaad wah ... huzur majja aa gaya :p:D

[sanjeetsparp]

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.........
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char(4) tare
aasman mein char (4) tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

[dkumars]

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.........
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char(4) tare
aasman mein char (4) tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

khatarnaak bahi ... katti dhooma thaa rehya hai bhai sanjeet

[vipinrathee]

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega


devinder bhai yo shayari kasuti seh..aapka jawab nahi....maza aagya bhai...

[sanjeetsparp]

Aalu ki sabji mein neembu nichod dunga
Tu na mili to khana peena chod dunga:p

Thoda sa gand main faila deta hoon ...... ek jat college rohtak ke cultural festival main sunaya tha jab unhone intra university festival host kera tha

Aalu ki sabji main neembu Nichod Dunga
Tu na mili Gulaabo te jungle pani jana bhi chod dyunga:mad:

[sanjeetsparp]

Ek Bahut hi dard Bhera Sher Arj hai... gaur farmaaiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....

haan ye dadhi wale bhai sahab ... jera dhyaan se .. sher ke gehrai main jhaank ker dekhiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....
Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....


Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye

[sumitsehrawat]

Koi kavhai manney gora tey koi kavhai kaluwa :mad:
Koi kavhai manney gora tey koi kavhai kaluwa :mad:
Tam khaao chatni-roti main khaau kheer haluwa :)

Thanks,
Sumit

[vivekdh]

issa issa 1 or hoyaa kerta tha :D

wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr
wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr

Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr







Ek Bahut hi dard Bhera Sher Arj hai... gaur farmaaiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....

haan ye dadhi wale bhai sahab ... jera dhyaan se .. sher ke gehrai main jhaank ker dekhiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....
Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....


Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye

[mukeshkumar007]

issa issa 1 or hoyaa kerta tha :D

wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr
wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr

Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr

Dhankar bhai aap bi :D

[ravikadian]

[quote=satbirsingh;159751]Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Aise Rukte Tuffan dekhe hai Humne


Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Chukte Tirkamman dekhe hai humne

Zrraa Zrraa Jin ke Immaan ka Gawaah thaa
Aise biktey Insaan dekhe hai humne


Bhai sahab bahut gahri batein karte ho ...theek to ho?

[sanjeetsparp]

Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
:
Are bhai aage bhi to bolo
:
Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke sar mein dard hai woh sardaar hai.