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jiddijatt
January 22nd, 2008, 04:30 PM
Hoya Nyu ak Sundu phuch gya Amreka. Pehle baar gya tha. Uski kardaye to ode b uske paache a laag ri thi. Sundu k utarde a daaba lag gya. Chilam jaadan gya to usne dekhya ak itna badhiya
bathroom. sundu ne mann mein sochi ak kise ne ustaein galat bhej diya. Yo Pakhana koni. Usne kacha taar k ni chilam uske oper a jhaadi ar uski pootli bana k ne kandhe pe taang li. Ooode announcement hon laag ri thi k ek Asia mool ka aadmi, 500 gram charas lekar ja rha hai. Pakdya gya bhai. Polician ne poochi ak is pootli mein k se. Sundu ne bhai chokas pakad le ar chhodi nahi. Bolya ya mat dekho. 2 din taen pootli ni dekhan de. Doosre din Sundu ne dakha a dee. Plocian ne khool k koni dekhi ar toolan laag gye. Wa the 375 gram. Policiye poochein ak baaki 125 graam kit se. Sundu bolya g itni a aaye thi. Unne bhai uske kaye maare ar 2 mahine jail mein rakhya. 2 mahine baad kise tareh Sundu bhaaj gya. Gaam mein aaya to Bhundu ne aante a gher liya. Bolya re kime to bata Amrika k baare mein. Kisa ak se Amrika. Sundu bolya, Baaki sab to thik se oode, Pan Jungle 500 graam karna padya kare.
satpaldalal
January 22nd, 2008, 06:58 PM
Hoye! Sundu ki to sahi mai kardai laag rahyi sai.
keshavdahiya
January 23rd, 2008, 10:25 AM
Hoya Nyu ak Sundu phuch gya Amreka. Pehle baar gya tha. Uski kardaye to ode b uske paache a laag ri thi. Sundu k utarde a daaba lag gya. Chilam jaadan gya to usne dekhya ak itna badhiya
bathroom. sundu ne mann mein sochi ak kise ne ustaein galat bhej diya. Yo Pakhana koni. Usne kacha taar k ni chilam uske oper a jhaadi ar uski pootli bana k ne kandhe pe taang li. Ooode announcement hon laag ri thi k ek Asia mool ka aadmi, 500 gram charas lekar ja rha hai. Pakdya gya bhai. Polician ne poochi ak is pootli mein k se. Sundu ne bhai chokas pakad le ar chhodi nahi. Bolya ya mat dekho. 2 din taen pootli ni dekhan de. Doosre din Sundu ne dakha a dee. Plocian ne khool k koni dekhi ar toolan laag gye. Wa the 375 gram. Policiye poochein ak baaki 125 graam kit se. Sundu bolya g itni a aaye thi. Unne bhai uske kaye maare ar 2 mahine jail mein rakhya. 2 mahine baad kise tareh Sundu bhaaj gya. Gaam mein aaya to Bhundu ne aante a gher liya. Bolya re kime to bata Amrika k baare mein. Kisa ak se Amrika. Sundu bolya, Baaki sab to thik se oode, Pan Jungle 500 graam karna padya kare.
Bhai Kamaldeep ....main chutkala hai...aapke chutkalle ka koi todd konya.........sundu ke number bhi aapko dei diye bhai.....:D:D
waise to mein issa e sunn hisab mein lekin 100 mein sei 200 no aapko diye :P
you really made my day.......One can imagine landin up on JFK.....and finding self in a situation....bhai soch -2 ke hansi na thamti.....sundu kyukar bjya hogga...ehehhehhahaaha:p:D
er pher kitna yawa hoya hotta je agar unhne poltli khulwa li hotti....heheheeh
ek baat aur...sundu ke yaad na aayi...je mein sundu hotta to nyu kehta ki ji hoya to ghanna-e tha......paani uud gya ke karun.......aap kaho to aur ho aaun.....killkki pei killkkii
jitendershooda
January 23rd, 2008, 11:03 AM
Hoye! Sundu ki to sahi mai kardai laag rahyi sai.
Ha ha ha ha ... Bhai kamaldeep andy jama .... kassuti dhal prastut karya tanne yo te ... itni sabhya bhasha ka prayog karya ek kisse ne bhi soog na aave ... Chilam Chad aaya ... ha ha ha ha ha ..... :)
Yo keshav ke kahe hai you made his day .... roj subah isne chilam khali karan ki baat sun ke bada aanand aave hai ... ha ha ha .... Re dyaki dekhe tun bhi hude ee se .... Gram poore kar diya kar na te amrika aale pakad ke bitha lenege ... :)
jiddijatt
January 23rd, 2008, 10:10 PM
Bhai Kamaldeep ....main chutkala hai...aapke chutkalle ka koi todd konya.........sundu ke number bhi aapko dei diye bhai.....:D:D
waise to mein issa e sunn hisab mein lekin 100 mein sei 200 no aapko diye :P
you really made my day.......One can imagine landin up on JFK.....and finding self in a situation....bhai soch -2 ke hansi na thamti.....sundu kyukar bjya hogga...ehehhehhahaaha:p:D
er pher kitna yawa hoya hotta je agar unhne poltli khulwa li hotti....heheheeh
ek baat aur...sundu ke yaad na aayi...je mein sundu hotta to nyu kehta ki ji hoya to ghanna-e tha......paani uud gya ke karun.......aap kaho to aur ho aaun.....killkki pei killkkii
Bhai re, aapna maksad hal ho gya. appne badhiya lagya thodi aan hans liye BUs aapne Joklu ka maksad hal ho gya.
jiddijatt
January 23rd, 2008, 10:13 PM
Ha ha ha ha ... Bhai kamaldeep andy jama .... kassuti dhal prastut karya tanne yo te ... itni sabhya bhasha ka prayog karya ek kisse ne bhi soog na aave ... Chilam Chad aaya ... ha ha ha ha ha ..... :)
Yo keshav ke kahe hai you made his day .... roj subah isne chilam khali karan ki baat sun ke bada aanand aave hai ... ha ha ha .... Re dyaki dekhe tun bhi hude ee se .... Gram poore kar diya kar na te amrika aale pakad ke bitha lenege ... :)
Par Bahi saab Aapka Vo Paramthey k k dard hove se AApna favourite se. Thats Best.
Ar dahiya saab aap kade isi musibat mein faso to pehlan a khool k dakha deo ar keh deo, "Re Angreezo, Isme charas koni, Thaare khaatar marmunde lyaya suin."
keshavdahiya
January 24th, 2008, 02:42 PM
Bhai re, aapna maksad hal ho gya. appne badhiya lagya thodi aan hans liye BUs aapne Joklu ka maksad hal ho gya.
hehhe bhai issa maksad roz hal karr diya karr.....:D
mharra bhi raazi raazi khunnn baddh jya ga......:p
jiddijatt
January 24th, 2008, 09:26 PM
Hoye! Sundu ki to sahi mai kardai laag rahyi sai.
Dalal Bhai ya vo a Prakratik Vipda se jo Bajre Ki roti khhaan k baad aaaya kare. Kaye din hoye the Sundu ne Chilam Jhaadin. Ar jad jhaadi to seedha Amrika mein a rog katya.