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[deepakrana17]

ib jo mai sunaan ja rehya hu, ya ek sachi ghatna hai...

mere dada dahej len-den ke bhaut khilaaf the...err un the chaudhary aadmi ak gaam mai kise ka bhi rishta pakka karna hota tai dada nai gelya leke jaaya karte...ek bai ek chhori aala kai jaa rhe the...saari baat ho gi, rishta pakka ho gya...par chhori ke babu nai puchhya ak jee dahej mai ke chahiye...dada nai kai baar naatya ak humne na kim bhi chahiye, par vo ada rehya ak na jee, nyu kyukar, kuchh tai lena e padega...tai mere dada bole "jee jab naa e maante tai isa karo, ek haathi de do....jo deti haana thari isi tisi ho err leti haana maari isi tisi ho"...

[dkumars]

hahahahaha... mast bhai ... dada nei ND jawab diya ...
par den aala ki tei ek bei hi hove gi ... len aala ki hovegi ND issi tissi tei :p

[asuhag]

Nice!:)

And I hate the limitation in the forum to "must type" a whole 10 word sentence before it allows you to post. Damn it. Admins listening?

[dkumars]

Nice!:)

And I hate the limitation in the forum to "must type" a whole 10 word sentence before it allows you to post. Damn it. Admins listening?

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. ... Does it really mean the same what u want to convey ??? I mean the comma before 'and' ???:p

[keshavdahiya]

ib jo mai sunaan ja rehya hu, ya ek sachi ghatna hai...

mere dada dahej len-den ke bhaut khilaaf the...err un the chaudhary aadmi ak gaam mai kise ka bhi rishta pakka karna hota tai dada nai gelya leke jaaya karte...ek bai ek chhori aala kai jaa rhe the...saari baat ho gi, rishta pakka ho gya...par chhori ke babu nai puchhya ak jee dahej mai ke chahiye...dada nai kai baar naatya ak humne na kim bhi chahiye, par vo ada rehya ak na jee, nyu kyukar, kuchh tai lena e padega...tai mere dada bole "jee jab naa e maante tai isa karo, ek haathi de do....jo deti haana thari isi tisi ho err leti haana maari isi tisi ho"...

rana saab pehlddi post mein gaad gya......daiki....yeh tau er dada isse rokk katya karein.....er safed haathi diwao har.....aur aan ei issi tissi types...naas chutalli ghall di bhai

waise ek kutte ki nasal hoya karre....Great Dane..kisse te khundakk kadhni ho to Great Dane pup gift karr dyo.....susrra 4 mansaa jitna kha jya sei......er katdde barga ho sei....er baaki aage mein kimme kahun nahi....keep guessing:p:p

[keshavdahiya]

Nice!:)

And I hate the limitation in the forum to "must type" a whole 10 word sentence before it allows you to post. Damn it. Admins listening?

kyun bhai.....modde ke kareinge iib...10 word sentence ?....issa bhi ke totta aa gya ke faltu baat nahi karre tu.....hein....

jatland sei bhai yu...baaniya-land konya....:p;)

[cooljat]

:D HHKLP ... Dada ne to kati rog sa kaat diya!
very gud .. indeed! :)

Rock on
Jit

[jiddijatt]

kyun bhai.....modde ke kareinge iib...10 word sentence ?....issa bhi ke totta aa gya ke faltu baat nahi karre tu.....hein....

jatland sei bhai yu...baaniya-land konya....:p;)


Ha Ha Ha Baniya Land Koni

[asuhag]

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. ... Does it really mean the same what u want to convey ??? I mean the comma before 'and' ???:p

While this was a typo... technically there is nothing wrong with it. I'm sorry if I have deprieved you of some sadistic pleasure. Still, thx for bringing it to my notice.

[asuhag]

kyun bhai.....modde ke kareinge iib...10 word sentence ?....issa bhi ke totta aa gya ke faltu baat nahi karre tu.....hein....

jatland sei bhai yu...baaniya-land konya....:p;)

True. I'm a man of a few words & by no discretion phaltoo bolna jattaan ki nishani hai.

[cooljat]

HaHaHa!! :D:D Bhai Suhag jamma ND baat keh di tune....24K khari!! :cool:
Rog saa kaat diya tune to makka!! :p:p:D:D
Action speaks louder then Words n Jats are known for it!! :):cool:


Rock on
Jit


True. I'm a man of a few words & by no discretion phaltoo bolna jattaan ki nishani hai.

[dkumars]

While this was a typo... technically there is nothing wrong with it. I'm sorry if I have deprieved you of some sadistic pleasure. Still, thx for bringing it to my notice.

No brother... this is nothing to do with pleasure/displeasure. I juss wanted to know whether its intentional or typo, as some times these kind of punctuation can change meaning of the whole sentence... so i was curious to know abt its actual meaning.

[asuhag]

No brother... this is nothing to do with pleasure/displeasure. I juss wanted to know whether its intentional or typo, as some times these kind of punctuation can change meaning of the whole sentence... so i was curious to know abt its actual meaning.
It was a typo... :)

[keshavdahiya]

True. I'm a man of a few words & by no discretion phaltoo bolna jattaan ki nishani hai.

can u plz elobrate >>"phaltu bolna jattaan ki nishani hai" so dude are you trying to say that you dont speak "faltu" OR is it that you are not a JAT....u are a man of few words..haan Mr Farrel look alike ??

Damn....u need to answer this in few words now....

dude take some time out...i think u are totally flustered with your words....try making it simple....dont write...;)

[trueblueindian]

True. I'm a man of a few words & by no discretion phaltoo bolna jattaan ki nishani hai.

hahaha even i had a similar confusiopn kesssu bhayyya ...

can u plz elobrate >>"phaltu bolna jattaan ki nishani hai" so dude are you trying to say that you dont speak "faltu" OR is it that you are not a JAT....u are a man of few words..haan Mr Farrel look alike ??

Damn....u need to answer this in few words now....

dude take some time out...i think u are totally flustered with your words....try making it simple....dont write...;)

[cooljat]

Bhai I wonder where has that lines of wisdom disappreared?? :rolleyes:
In which u mentioned something like , 'Yo Jatland ss koi Baawli***** Land konya'!!!! :D;):p heheheh

True. I'm a man of a few words & by no discretion phaltoo bolna jattaan ki nishani hai.

[asuhag]

Bhai I wonder where has that lines of wisdom disappreared?? :rolleyes:
In which u mentioned something like , 'Yo Jatland ss koi Baawli***** Land konya'!!!! :D;):p heheheh


Hehehe... moderators ki maya hai sab. Bacha ge isne! Main sochoon tou tha ki yo Keshav Dhaiya ishara samajh jaaga par yo samajhdaar deekhta koni. Ya nyu kehwein ki Baawli***** ka Baawli***** hi raheya.

Upar ek aakhri jawab deta hoon isko...

[asuhag]

can u plz elobrate >>"phaltu bolna jattaan ki nishani hai" so dude are you trying to say that you dont speak "faltu" OR is it that you are not a JAT....u are a man of few words..haan Mr Farrel look alike ??

Damn....u need to answer this in few words now....

dude take some time out...i think u are totally flustered with your words....try making it simple....dont write...;)

I personally don't think there's any point in continuing with your foolishness for there's a famous saying - "There is no point in rolling in the mud with a pig. While you're getting dirty, the pig would be enjoying it." - and hence this is my last reply to you (& anyone else trying to take this further) - Just to get the point straight across to you.

Kisi ki khamoshi ko uski kamzori nahin samajhna chahiye!

* I had to make it explicit for I am unsure you or some others wouldn't get it & end up getting CONFUSED!

Now a piece of advice:

Bhai galat aadmi ki gael ulajh raheya se tu. Main apniyaan pe aa gaya tou issi bhoondi pheet si taar dyoonga ... ke teri teenon (3) maatti [Re Re, Beraan aur Kharaab] ek ke saath paleet kardyoonga. Saara gaam - guhaand hansega aur tu bhajya nahin thyawega.

P.S. - Moderators - Pls do not edit/delete this post until this dude gets the message across! You've already seen the results of editing the previous post of mine. I know my post contained 'not the best of words' and neither does this one... I apologize upfront. But sometimes, you need to give the person opposite - a taste of his own medicine.

[harvindermalik]

ha ha ha HHKKPG.... kasoota Dada...

[deepakrana17]

bhaut ladai ho li...ib saare bol-chapaake baith jaao...

[deepakrana17]

err bhai logo, mere dusre joke (ek aur dada aala) pai bhi gaur farmao...mann jatland mai bus is maare e register karya hai ak mai apne tarike tai apne dada nai yaad kar saku...agar tam meri hausla afjai na karoge tai mai aage kyukar likhunga:D

[dkumars]

:Dbhaut ladai ho li...ib saare bol-chapaake baith jaao...


bhai reei ye galat hidaayat mana de ...
jaata ka bera sei na ladai tei pyaar ... khoond nahi maacha tei haazma kamzor ho jaya karei ... samjha mere dost.

Yo tei roti hazam karan ka tarika sei ... jo khoond nahi bajya na tei jaat tei khaat ki baahiya ke budke bharan laagjaya karai ... tei bhai ya tei dawai sei ... kyu haazma bigaadan ki galat sallah de rehya hai :p;)

[keshavdahiya]

Bhai galat aadmi ki gael ulajh raheya se tu. Main apniyaan pe aa gaya tou issi bhoondi pheet si taar dyoonga ... ke teri teenon (3) maatti [Re Re, Beraan aur Kharaab] ek ke saath paleet kardyoonga. Saara gaam - guhaand hansega aur tu bhajya nahin thyawega.

P.S. - Moderators - Pls do not edit/delete this post until this dude gets the message across!

tu te ghanna high hai :D...message mein hi issi tissi karr di...ek PM karr detta je koi bhadass kadhni thi to ??

bhundi bestti tardi tanne to ;)......darr gya mein toc:D.......killkkii

and dude u used too many words this time...
A jat never loose his temper no matter what...esp on issues like these...when i asked u simple ques to clarify...itna aadu lagta tei nahi tu fotu mein:p...hehe

get some life dude...this is virtual

[hoodarajesh]

samajhdaar deekhta koni. Ya nyu kehwein ki Baawli***** ka Baawli***** hi raheya.


bhai ashish kesav dahiya ki te aaj dhoti se dho di ..... ha ha haaa
eb yo kai din jat land pe konya aave....ha ha ha ha

[trueblueindian]

samajhdaar deekhta koni. Ya nyu kehwein ki Baawli***** ka Baawli***** hi raheya.


bhai ashish kesav dahiya ki te aaj dhoti se dho di ..... ha ha haaa
eb yo kai din jat land pe konya aave....ha ha ha ha

chalo bhadiya sei kessu ka lillla sabban bhi bach gaya arrr phreee mei dhobbb bhi thya gaya ... waise bhi merrey batttey dhorrrey ghanney lattey khattey ho rahe thae ... ghanney dinnna ka handdan ja reheya tha .... hahahhaha

hoooda ji a " carrantly " jaipur mei ho ... aaan kar khushi hui

[dndeswal]

hoooda ji a " carrantly " jaipur mei ho ... aaan kar khushi hui

Wah Sandesh ! Yeh bhi apne-aap mein ek badhiya chutkla sei !
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[tiger]

:mad:chalo bhadiya sei kessu ka lillla sabban bhi bach gaya arrr phreee mei dhobbb bhi thya gaya ... waise bhi merrey batttey dhorrrey ghanney lattey khattey ho rahe thae ... ghanney dinnna ka handdan ja reheya tha .... hahahhaha

hoooda ji a " carrantly " jaipur mei ho ... aaan kar khushi hui

Bhai Sandesh " Carrantly " ya jaton ki angreji se yen oxford mein thode pad ke arre se. Don't mind rajesh you are a JAT.