Tharsty Crowe

[jiddijatt]

Sundu Amrika jaa k aaya to usne padhan ki sochi. school jaan laag gya. Finally uske paper hoye. Eeb naye naye angrezi ar Punjabi sekhni suru kari thee to kime kamaal a hona tha. Angrezi k paper mein thirsty crow ka essay likh kar aaya:
Once there was a thirsty crow,
Utton pendi c ag(ooper se pad rhi thi aag)
and he saw paani ka jug,
Jug vich paani c thoda(Jug mein paani tha thoda)
and kova katthe karing roda(and crow gathering pebbles)
Rodyan naal paani utte aa gya(by throwing pebbles water level arose)
Te kova master g paani p k O gya o gya o gya.

Moral of the story:: Where there is paani thoda, there should be a roda.

[dkumars]

Sundu Amrika jaa k aaya to usne padhan ki sochi. school jaan laag gya. Finally uske paper hoye. Eeb naye naye angrezi ar Punjabi sekhni suru kari thee to kime kamaal a hona tha. Angrezi k paper mein thirsty crow ka essay likh kar aaya:
Once there was a thirsty crow,
Utton pendi c ag(ooper se pad rhi thi aag)
and he saw paani ka jug,
Jug vich paani c thoda(Jug mein paani tha thoda)
and kova katthe karing roda(and crow gathering pebbles)
Rodyan naal paani utte aa gya(by throwing pebbles water level arose)
Te kova master g paani p k O gya o gya o gya.

Moral of the story:: Where there is paani thoda, there should be a roda.


ohhh marya ... sahi hai dost ... baat tei majje ki likh raakhi thiii par iss santa banta ke joke nei jabb sundu banave e tha tei punjaabi nei haryanavi mein bhi badal deve e mere yaar :p

[asuhag]

Moral of the story:: Where there is paani thoda, there should be a roda.

It's quite befitting as it is often seen that whenever there is shortage of water & tankers come, there is roda... Pehlam Rola howe hai, pher roda bhi baje hai.

Source: Our over zealous news channel. Aaj Tak! Aayieh hum apko apne satellite van se seedhe le chalte us jagah jahan pani ke upar khoon baha. ... tou ye the samachar aaj tak, intezaar keejiye kal tak. We will be back with another pathetic coverage.

[jiddijatt]

It's quite befitting as it is often seen that whenever there is shortage of water & tankers come, there is roda... Pehlam Rola howe hai, pher roda bhi baje hai.

Source: Our over zealous news channel. Aaj Tak! Aayieh hum apko apne satellite van se seedhe le chalte us jagah jahan pani ke upar khoon baha. ... tou ye the samachar aaj tak, intezaar keejiye kal tak. We will be back with another pathetic coverage.
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One more to add:
aaiye ab hum aapko dikhate hain ek murgi jisne abhi abhi ek saath 2 ande diye hain. Ye koe sadharan murgi nahin hai. Sundu ki paali hue murgi hai.
aaie ab hum aapko sedhe le chalte hain us jagah par jahan yeh atihasik ghatna ghati. Baat karte hain murgi k ann daata Sundu se. Or agar aap bhi inse sawaal poochna chahte hain to turant fone kijiye sundu g k number par jo hai:>>>>>>>>.
Ek Caller: Sundu ji, Murgi ne 2 ande ek saath diye isme konsi anokhi baat hai?
Sundu: Tera naam k se bhai?
Caller: Bhundu.
Sundu: Mere jache the tuin a hoga. Anokhi baat to se a.Murgi ne do diye sein. Tun ek a deke dkha de ne?????????????

[keshavdahiya]

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One more to add:
aaiye ab hum aapko dikhate hain ek murgi jisne abhi abhi ek saath 2 ande diye hain. Ye koe sadharan murgi nahin hai. Sundu ki paali hue murgi hai.
aaie ab hum aapko sedhe le chalte hain us jagah par jahan yeh atihasik ghatna ghati. Baat karte hain murgi k ann daata Sundu se. Or agar aap bhi inse sawaal poochna chahte hain to turant fone kijiye sundu g k number par jo hai:>>>>>>>>.
Ek Caller: Sundu ji, Murgi ne 2 ande ek saath diye isme konsi anokhi baat hai?
Sundu: Tera naam k se bhai?
Caller: Bhundu.
Sundu: Mere jache the tuin a hoga. Anokhi baat to se a.Murgi ne do diye sein. Tun ek a deke dkha de ne?????????????

gud one...mere bhi jache thi ki....sundu ka bhoot tere mein aa gya kamlu bhai....:p
lekin yu thread satte nei na dikhya iibe....;)

[satyeshwar]

Just adding Sundu doesn't make a joke jat related. This is a really old and quite often repeated joke. Thread's being closed!