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sanjeetsparp
May 8th, 2008, 10:25 AM
YO chutkala Kapil Sharma ne sunaya tha eb tam bhi sun lyo haryanvi main

Ek baar Sundu Bichara kise thaanedar ki chhori ne dekhan gaya …. Ude ja ke ghanti bajayi.. thanedar Hazaari Singh likda .. bolya haan ke baat sai ……

Sundu: ji aapki chhori ne dekhan aaya soon:p

Thanedar Hazaari Singh: kyun thaare konya ke ….. meri ne dekhan aaya hai:mad:

Dhanpati (Hezaari ki bahu): theek terah baat ker …. Yo tera batau bhi ban sake sai ..

Thanedar Hazaari Singh: Theeke tera baat karoon soon or ke main isne sala kahoon soon .........Accha achha …….. aa ja baith ja … Ke kera kare

Sundu: Ji kaam kera karoo

Thanedar: Kyun chauki main bartan maanjya kare ke

Sundu : ji na … wo te aape ne bhetera .. main te baalkaan ne padhaya karoon school main er mera shauk sai jat land pe joke likh ke kilkii maaran ka:D

Thanedar: Oh ho tu te humourous sai … chhori ne chutkale suna ke raji rakhe ga ….. Pehle tere is fufa ne chutkala suna

Sundu: :cool:ji, ek kidi thee wah apna pa bahar kaad re thee …….. doosri boli … aahe kyun pa bahar kad re hai …… te pehli boli haathi aawega us ne geroongi ……… aayeeeeeeeeeee

Thanedar: Yo chutkala tha ……….. Ramkali ki ma ek danda lyaaiye……:mad:

Sundu (dar ke): :eek:ji doosra suno, do kidi thee we apna pa bahar kaad re thee …….. teessri boli … aahe kyun pa bahar kad re ho …… te we boli 2 haathi aawega us ne gerangi……… aayeeeeeeeeeee……… aayeeeeeeeeeee

Thanedar: Achha chutkale ka bahuvachan ker diya tanne ……. Tanne ke sochi thee thanedar khush hoga .. shaabasi dega …. Ramkali ki maa …. Dande 2 ker de…:mad:

Dhanpati: Ke kare sai aade thana khol diya …….. chhora - chori ne baat karan de

Ramkali: tu kitne kema leta hoga…………. sari tankhwa manne dega na

Sundu: Pyaar wyaar ki te boojhti na …………. Jeb kaatan ki sochhan laag-gi pehle te .. apne babu aali aadat pakad re hai:mad:

Thaanedar : Beta pyaar wyaar te main aape kera lyunga …… isi jega pe dande maroonga .. uchhaal uchhaal ke pyaar karega………………..nyu bata chhori pasand aayi ke nahi

Sundu: je jai na bhi pasand aayi te sir haan main e hallega………..