jokes searies ( Santa Jat & Banta Jat)

[rajpaldular]

:D:D• An Englishman and Banta Jat inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

:rock• Banta Jat : Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa Jat: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta Jat: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa Jat: Phir?
Banta Jat: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
:boxing• Pappu : Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa Jat : Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
:p• Inspector to Banta Jat : Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta Jat: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
:confused:• Amli Jat : Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli Jat : Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!
:cool:• Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa Jat : Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...:tamatar
;)• Santa Jat bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa Jat : If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
:thappad• Banta Jat mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta Jat utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
• An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

• Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
• Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
• Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
• Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!
• Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...
• Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
• Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
• Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...
• Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
• Santa Jat : Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa Jat : Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...
• Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?

[dkumars]

this thread will be closed soon as it is a non jat joke. Santa jat se joke jat nahi hota... anywany m not against u. Dont fire on me.. :)

[Maniisha]

Non Jat Joke !