Her Diary & His Diary!!

[cooljat]

Her Diary -

Today night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

His Diary -

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. Damn it!



NOW that's called simplicity of men Vs complexity of women!!! :cool::)


Rock on
Jit

[mukeshkumar007]

Her Diary -


I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

His Diary -

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. Damn it!

NOW that's called simplicity of men Vs complexity of women!!! :cool::)

Rock on
Jit

:D:D:D:D baat to kimi kimi sehi hai :D

lakin tu ajkal isi isi research maie kyo dimag karch karan laag rya hai ... :D :confused: baat ke hogi r.. :D

[dkumars]

Her Diary -

Today night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

His Diary -

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. Damn it!



NOW that's called simplicity of men Vs complexity of women!!! :cool::)


Rock on
Jit


trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kattiiii :rock

[ysjabp]

Bahut Achhe , Simpley Way Mein Bahut Badi Baat Kah Dali

[brahmtewatia]

Her Diary -
His Diary -


o bhai jit...agar maine yahan kuchh likh diya to katti satyanaas ho jayega. vaise bhi meri manovrithi pe savaaliya nishaan lag chuke hein :p:D:rolleyes:
...
wo kehte hein naa...हम करें तो पाप...आप करो तो लीला :D:thappad:boxing:rock

[shwetadhaka]

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

[ysjabp]

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.


YOU ARE TOO GOOD
YOU ARE MASTER !!!!!

[cooljat]

Hummmm!!... :rolleyes::)

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

[brahmtewatia]

(i thought tht i must not spk on this subject...पर क्या करूं एमोसंस control नहीं हुए) :D

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender.

वा बोल्या : "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says...

वा बोल्यी : "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things.....
वा बोल्यी : 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
वा बोल्यी : 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
वा बोल्यी : 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
वा बोल्यी : 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
वा बोल्यी : 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
वा फेर बोल्यी : Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

वा बोल्या : "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." :D:p:tamatar:thappad:boxing:rock:rock

[meenu_singhch]

wow....now that was too gud...!!!:cool:
It was funny but it is a fact....i agree to the point......:)

but u know both are two sides of coin....no life can be without emotions which a girl fills in life and you have to be little practical too in life which a boy have to be...life is not possible without any of these.....i am learning after marriage...hehe

i swear diaries were too gud....aapke rang dhang kuch theek nahi lag rahe hain aajkal....kya chakkar hai.....:p






Hummmm!!... :rolleyes::)

[dkumars]

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

Well, both are correct at their own part but still i wanna ask which one wud u appreciate more ? Choose only one. I can guess ur ans easily but still wanna ask.

[dkumars]

wow....now that was too gud...!!!:cool:
It was funny but it is a fact....i agree to the point......:)

but u know both are two sides of coin....no life can be without emotions which a girl fills in life and you have to be little practical too in life which a boy have to be...life is not possible without any of these.....i am learning after marriage...hehe

i swear diaries were too gud....aapke rang dhang kuch theek nahi lag rahe hain aajkal....kya chakkar hai.....:p

The lines in red confused me actually. Whom are they for, Jit or u talking abt ur personal life ? Anyway, ans is not compusory but asked being curious on that. :)

[choudharyneelam]

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

BEAUTIFUL!!!

[dkumars]

BEAUTIFUL!!!


AGREED!!!!!!!! :)

[sandeepkadian05]

errrr... Didn't you just vindicate the joke??? Interesting comparing the length of guys responses to this thread with gals...


Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

[neels]

Her Diary speaks loudly that she cares & loves a lot. Both these 4 letter words are a complete powerhouse of emotions. And emotions in turn are governed by feelings.

Her diary says that she loves and cares and thus several kinds of feelings come to her mind, though there may not be any 'concrete' reason behind it. May be this seems to be complicated, but believe me only this complication has the power to bear hoards of emotional as well as practical life burdens.

His diary on the other hand, speaks of his simplicity but somewhere shows his reluctance to interpret a woman's way of thinking. And this happens quite often ! And this is what makes 'his' & 'her' so different in interpreting a given situation at a given point of time.

To add on to Shweta's....

Okay her diary speaks of love n care..but as well full of apprehensions, assumptions and insecurity, which can spoil a well going realtion without any reason.
His diary, on the other hand, shows his careless attitude and impractical behaviour. How one can be considered practical if one spoils present (in this case an outing with wife)fr the cause tht had already hpnd,,, n tht too a game... !!! lacks sportsmanship completely. games are to be won or lost.

None is just.

As a story,,, intersting, no doubt.

[brahmtewatia]

Okay her diary speaks of love n care..but as well full of apprehensions, assumptions and insecurity, which can spoil a well going realtion without any reason.
His diary, on the other hand, shows his careless attitude and impractical behaviour.


very well said...now please proceed further into the thread...:p:D
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Her diary :
Wat do u mean by cuming home half drunk
His diary :
It's not my fault...I ran out of money. :rock

[meenu_singhch]

Devender ji.....

It was for Jit ji...plz dont get confused.....


The lines in red confused me actually. Whom are they for, Jit or u talking abt ur personal life ? Anyway, ans is not compusory but asked being curious on that. :)

[poonam]

Good joke Jit! Funny but true...:D

Well who needs justification for a joke..read ..enjoy ...laugh and forget...

[dkumars]

To add on to Shweta's....

Okay her diary speaks of love n care..but as well full of apprehensions, assumptions and insecurity, which can spoil a well going realtion without any reason.
His diary, on the other hand, shows his careless attitude and impractical behaviour. How one can be considered practical if one spoils present (in this case an outing with wife)fr the cause tht had already hpnd,,, n tht too a game... !!! lacks sportsmanship completely. games are to be won or lost.

None is just.

As a story,,, intersting, no doubt.


A complete and unbiased reply. Very true for both the diaries. :)

[dkumars]

very well said...now please proceed further into the thread...:p:D
...
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Her diary :
Wat do u mean by cuming home half drunk
His diary :
It's not my fault...I ran out of money. :rock

huhuhahhahahhaa
arrai bhai saahb yo ti katti jitte tai bhi khatrnaak tha ... marr gyaa haas haas ke... hahahhaha.. katti pett patan nai ho rehya hai ... hahahaha:p:D:D:D:rock

[dkumars]

Good joke Jit! Funny but true...:D

Well who needs justification for a joke..read ..enjoy ...laugh and forget...

trueeeeee

but sometimes jokes become more serious than even serious talks... an force u to stress ur grey cells.

[dkumars]

Devender ji.....

It was for Jit ji...plz dont get confused.....

Ohhkk thanks Meenu ji

[ritu]

her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes.
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket

[spdeshwal]

छी: जीते तने ते उसकी(his) डायरी पड़ा के काह्नी का टायर सा बठा दिया .... .......
कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं

अगर डायरी में लिखी सारी बातें सच होती हों, तो भाई तेरी डायरी में लिखे उन रेसोलुशन्स का क्या ?

१ तारीख से बियर पीनी छोड़ दूंगा
इस साल के आख़िर तक अच्छी सी लड़की देख के शादी कर ल्युन्गा इत्यादी

फेर इस ने देख कभी तेरी मेज की झाड़ पोछ करती माँ की नजर पड़ जायगी
तब बेचारी न्यू पड़ कै राजी होज्यगी , चल्लो म्हारे बावले ने भी किम अकल आगि !
सचाई ...हा हा
आर फेर जय व तेरी ओरकुट फोर्कुत अर्र वो माय स्पेस ....की लिस्ट देखके के बीते उस बेचारी पे,के हाल हो बता ?






cheers!

[vivekdh]

:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Itna sanatta kyu hai bhai........:D bolo ,bahas karro jab tak ye topic diary se hat ke ladka ladki fher husband wife sarre relation cover naa ker le tab tak lagge raho :D

[cooljat]

:(:(:( Bhaisaab u left me speechless !! ... :):):) छी: जीते तने ते उसकी(his) डायरी पड़ा के काह्नी का टायर सा बठा दिया .... .......
कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं

अगर डायरी में लिखी सारी बातें सच होती हों, तो भाई तेरी डायरी में लिखे उन रेसोलुशन्स का क्या ?

१ तारीख से बियर पीनी छोड़ दूंगा
इस साल के आख़िर तक अच्छी सी लड़की देख के शादी कर ल्युन्गा इत्यादी

फेर इस ने देख कभी तेरी मेज की झाड़ पोछ करती माँ की नजर पड़ जायगी
तब बेचारी न्यू पड़ कै राजी होज्यगी , चल्लो म्हारे बावले ने भी किम अकल आगि !
सचाई ...हा हा
आर फेर जय व तेरी ओरकुट फोर्कुत अर्र वो माय स्पेस ....की लिस्ट देखके के बीते उस बेचारी पे,के हाल हो बता ?






cheers!

[brahmtewatia]

His Diary
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V

कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं (a typical female mentality...always suspicious)


Her Diary
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V
V
her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes. (her diary also shows her sense of insecurity nd jumping to conclusions:p:thappad w/o getting to the root of the matter. her diary also shows her short-sightedness...wish she cud trust her bond of marriage b.4 cumming to the conclusion...dunno y females r always like tht.)
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket (u wrong here...his diary shows...short, simple nd precise...nd wat the heck...where does this ego cums into picture)

[mukeshkumar007]

hmmmmm... sabne bhot hi acha lika.. ache geet gaye.. .. :):rolleyes:
ib gughri batan ka time ho liya..:D to line laga lo..:D chinta mar karo sab ne milengi ghugri :D

[shwetadhaka]

Moral of the story :

Never leave your diaries for the people to help them try their hands (infact not just hands.... heads, legs & even tails too ;)) for arriving at such awesome conclusions ...... :D

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki :p... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :o:rock

[mukeshkumar007]

[U][B]

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki :p... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :o:rock

Di gehu ke dano ko pani maie ubal ke banaye jaa hai.. jaise chawal pakate hai wesye hi gughri bi paka le hai :) gaam maie lugaiya jab geet gane jati thi kisi ke sahdi byaah maie to geet gane ke baad inaam maie khane ko gughri banti jati hai :D :D

[brahmtewatia]

Moral of the story :

Never leave your diaries for the people to help them try their hands (infact not just hands.... heads, legs & even tails too ;)) for arriving at such awesome conclusions ...... :D

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki :p... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :o:rock

another moral : dont read anybody's diary. :p

one ghughri for me as well with due explanation wat ghughri is ??? :confused::rock:rock

[prashantacmet]

her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes.
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket

Ritu !! why do u always flare up with biased replies... It 's not a debate on man-woman instincts . i can smell ur hatred for men part of the world.....Is smthing wrong?...just take it as a joke:):)...

[jyotikohar]

its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!

[prashantacmet]

its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!




A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm:):)

[cooljat]

Hummmmmmmm!!.... :);)

To add on to Shweta's....

Okay her diary speaks of love n care..but as well full of apprehensions, assumptions and insecurity, which can spoil a well going realtion without any reason.
His diary, on the other hand, shows his careless attitude and impractical behaviour. How one can be considered practical if one spoils present (in this case an outing with wife)fr the cause tht had already hpnd,,, n tht too a game... !!! lacks sportsmanship completely. games are to be won or lost.

None is just.

As a story,,, intersting, no doubt.

[jyotikohar]

Posts: 1,371

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Originally Posted by jyotikohar http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/kirsch/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?p=171682#post171682)
its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!



A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm:):)
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thnx 4 tellling dis..............

[cooljat]

Watta Simple & Innocent Reply! .. Indeed! :cool::D


very well said...now please proceed further into the thread...:p:D
...
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Her diary :
Wat do u mean by cuming home half drunk
His diary :
It's not my fault...I ran out of money. :rock

[jyotikohar]

A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm:):)

Di gehu ke dano ko pani maie ubal ke banaye jaa hai.. jaise chawal pakate hai wesye hi gughri bi paka le hai :) gaam maie lugaiya jab geet gane jati thi kisi ke sahdi byaah maie to geet gane ke baad inaam maie khane ko gughri banti jati hai :D :D


hum haryana me BAKLI kahte hain..............gughri ko

[shwetadhaka]

Hummmmmmmm!!.... :);)
Hummmmmm !! .... What a reply ! Kaash in logo ki diaries me bas itna hi likha hota..... fer to interpretation me aur bhi maja aata ... :p:D...

His diary says ... Hmmm ..... what a terrific girl ... I wonder does she eats diamonds ... :rolleyes:

Her diary says ..... Hmmm ... this idiot must be looking at that girl and wondering what she eats.... let him keep on wondering until I tell him that she is his boss's daughter....:(:mad: and I will make him cook atleast 8 meals as repentance...

[ssgoyat]

A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm:):)

men's ke dimag ki dahi ban jaati hai....soch soch ke, kyun hoya,-kyukkar hoya, ib ke karu, kyukkar bigdi hod ne manau, ib nayi kit te tohu,ar so sn so (ghana e kimme)...:D:D...:confused:

ar females, ek bai aag le ke...chup chap sarak liya kare....saari battan ne bhoolkar,.....D:D

i apreciate this quality of womens..:p

ib koe meri mat na khinchai shuru kar diyo, ak goyat tere gel ke be bani ya:thappad....he he he...but mere ghane dost dukhi hoye baithe sai, bacharyan pe samhti e na, carrier, padhai likhai kharab kare baithe sain...
:mad:...:thappad

[brahmtewatia]

Watta Simple & Innocent Reply! .. Indeed!

...bhai jit, bura manna maaniye...just take it a joke (i've to say tht...cos i'm once bitten, twice shy...ppl take out diff. meanings of ma words) :confused:
...lemme quote you one more innocent theory, frm my uff(rican) experience :p:D:rock

on jit's last visit to johannesburg, one afternoon at a decent cafe in sandton (jo'burg)...brahm was explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy mr. jit takhar...
...here's how it went:

...well...u see Jit, it's like this... :p;):D

a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is these slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive intake of alcohol (beer or in any other form), as we know, kills brain cells. but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

in this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :rock:rock:rock

[nishantrathi82]

men's ke dimag ki dahi ban jaati hai....soch soch ke, kyun hoya,-kyukkar hoya, ib ke karu, kyukkar bigdi hod ne manau, ib nayi kit te tohu,ar so sn so (ghana e kimme)...:D:D...:confused:

ar females, ek bai aag le ke...chup chap sarak liya kare....saari battan ne bhoolkar,.....D:D

i apreciate this quality of womens..:p

ib koe meri mat na khinchai shuru kar diyo, ak goyat tere gel ke be bani ya:thappad....he he he...but mere ghane dost dukhi hoye baithe sai, bacharyan pe samhti e na, carrier, padhai likhai kharab kare baithe sain...
:mad:...:thappad


Naaaa Goyat bhai kuch tumhare gaail bhi hua hai baade confidence se baatya hai Thaara kya kya nuksaan kar diya?:D
Arrr bhai jo carrier , padhai likahi kaharb kaare bithe unnme to unnke hee galti aur kissi ke na hai:rock

[cooljat]

Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:


Eibbe bhi yaad koni aaaya to yo khatka daab le ek be : -

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21695


Rock on
Jit

...bhai jit, bura manna maaniye...just take it a joke (i've to say tht...cos i'm once bitten, twice shy...ppl take out diff. meanings of ma words) :confused:
...lemme quote you one more innocent theory, frm my uff(rican) experience :p:D:rock

on jit's last visit to johannesburg, one afternoon at a decent cafe in sandton (jo'burg)...brahm was explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy mr. jit takhar...
...here's how it went:

...well...u see Jit, it's like this... :p;):D

a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is these slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive intake of alcohol (beer or in any other form), as we know, kills brain cells. but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

in this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :rock

[brahmtewatia]

Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:
Rock on
Jit

o bhai eissa hai, aur tannae bera bhi sai...ak mein itna purana konya JL pe. :(

par teri theory aur meri theory thodi different hai...meri theory mein tu jo'burg aaya hua hai, aur waa jisi buffallo hadae hi milya karein :rock

[ssgoyat]

Naaaa Goyat bhai kuch tumhare gaail bhi hua hai baade confidence se baatya hai Thaara kya kya nuksaan kar diya?:D
Arrr bhai jo carrier , padhai likahi kaharb kaare bithe unnme to unnke hee galti aur kissi ke na hai:rock

haan bette rathi, pakad li taang tanne dakkkiiiiiiiiii...ar wa bhi naat te naat te....:rock:rock:rock


@ jitte , bhai tanne bhi kade ghana e gyaan khindaya tha fer te, ib bera laggya......:rock:rock:rock

ib thik tik raha sai tu...:p

[dkumars]

Moral of the story :

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki :p... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :o:rock



hahahahhaa ,,, tanne ek naa kayiye denge ... khuhgri .. goassa nai kehya karai ... gosse cow dung cake ne kehya kare ... hahahahha .. lele bitoda bana liye ... kaave tai khaa liye naa chulhe mein baal liye ... hahaaha
lelo his diary ka aur majja ...

ghugri = gossa ... plz no comments on this :)

[shwetadhaka]

hahahahhaa ,,, tanne ek naa kayiye denge ... khuhgri .. goassa nai kehya karai ... gosse cow dung cake ne kehya kare ... hahahahha .. lele bitoda bana liye ... kaave tai khaa liye naa chulhe mein baal liye ... hahaaha
lelo his diary ka aur majja ...

ghugri = gossa ... plz no comments on this :)

Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti ..... ;):D ..... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....

Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge :rolleyes: ..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation' :rock:o:cool:

[prashantacmet]

Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti ..... ;):D ..... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....

Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge :rolleyes: ..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation'

Please don't use copyright information:p;)......None here is authorised to use DAANGAR without my permission...:rock:rock:rock

[shwetadhaka]

Please don't use copyright information:p;)......None here is authorised to use DAANGAR without my permission...:rock:rock:rock


Na bhai ibbe tum "Love enters a man through his eyes, woman through her ears.:cool:" ban ge ho .... ek tame pe ek hi copy ka right mil sake hai :tamatar .....:p

[prashantacmet]

ha ha ha ha ha ha...shweta tu iss debbu ne eibb " daangar" ka tamga diye bina chup kona baithee...:rock:rock:rock

[shwetadhaka]

ha ha ha ha ha ha...shweta tu iss debbu ne eibb " daangar" ka tamga diye bina chup kona baithee...:rock:rock:rock
Nahi bhai aisi baat nahi hai. Aapne aisa soch bhi kaise liya ki ye mai kar rahi hu :rolleyes:;):p

Ab uparwaale ki marji, sasta tikau darji aur powerful logo ki arji ko kaun taal sakta hai ... .... :cool:

[brahmtewatia]

ha ha ha ha ha ha...shweta tu iss debbu ne eibb " daangar" ka tamga diye bina chup kona baithee...:rock:rock:rock

और भाई प्रशांत तू अपनी चुस्की लेने से बाज मन्ना आइये...लगे रहो मुन्ना भाई...दिए जा आग मैं घी :D:rock:rock

[vivekgathwala]

जाट करै ना दोस्ती, जाट करै ना प्यार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

चुगलखोर और दुतेड़े दुश्मन इनके खास
चाहे पायां पड़े रहो, कोन्यां आवैं रास
जाट मोहब्बत का भूखा, प्यारा दे सै मार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

अपनी औरत को भाळै, पीटै बेशक रोझ
पर और कोए कुछ बोल दे, मिटा दे उसका खोज
इसकी नफरत और प्रेम का पावै कोन्या पार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

मुंह की अपनी काढ दे, जै कोए आवै मदद करण
मरौड़ कसूती सै धिखे, जिब्बै दे दे जान
जी मैं आवै वो-ए करैगा, कोन्यां मानै हार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

ऊपर तैं जणूं पाथर हो, भीतर जणूं गुलाब
एक मिनट में साळा कह दे, चाहे साहमी हो नवाब !
इसकी माया न्यारी सै, यो लाम्बी करै उडार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

भेल्ली दे दे, ना दे गंडा, इसका इसा मिजान
रूस ग्या तै रूस ग्या, कोन्यां जा मुंह-काण
भगवानां नै मान ली, कई बै इस तैं हार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार

[prashantacmet]

और भाई प्रशांत तू अपनी चुस्की लेने से बाज मन्ना आइये...लगे रहो मुन्ना भाई...दिए जा आग मैं घी :D:rock:rock

....maka aap bhi bhai sahab kassek baat karo...chuski to whisky main lee jaaye karee;):p...yha to main actively participate kar ryta huin:rock:rock

[ritu]

bhai itna choh aagya yu reply pad kar ki bobbo bhi kahna bhul gya.eb isme biased alli to koi baat nahi thi.there is nothing wrong i am happy with my life and people around me. Ritu !! why do u always flare up with biased replies... It 's not a debate on man-woman instincts . i can smell ur hatred for men part of the world.....Is smthing wrong?...just take it as a joke:):)...

[prashantacmet]

Nahi bhai aisi baat nahi hai. Aapne aisa soch bhi kaise liya ki ye mai kar rahi hu :rolleyes:;):p

Ab uparwaale ki marji, sasta tikau darji aur powerful logo ki arji ko kaun taal sakta hai ... .... :cool:

par yu daangar jaa kaha liya....kerre inghe -tinghe dekhiye....kadhhe mharre jhotte ki saanni kha ji.:p;).....khal khwan ka to yu oon bhi laahdi sai:rock:rock

[prashantacmet]

bhai itna choh aagya yu reply pad kar ki bobbo bhi kahna bhul gya.eb isme biased alli to koi baat nahi thi.there is nothing wrong i am happy with my life and people around me.

na bobbo issi baat kona...cho na uth rya tha merre..wo to bas taawal-taawal si main likhna bhool gya tha...tu chho main mat na aawe...:):)

[ritu]

hahhahaahahaah very funny.no offence to anybody mane saaachi me bahut hassi aagyi.meri billi mujhko mayau wali baat hogyi.mera copy paste mere pe ......Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:


Eibbe bhi yaad koni aaaya to yo khatka daab le ek be : -

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21695


Rock on
Jit

[dkumars]

Hummmmmm !! .... What a reply ! Kaash in logo ki diaries me bas itna hi likha hota..... fer to interpretation me aur bhi maja aata ... :p:D...

His diary says ... Hmmm ..... what a terrific girl ... I wonder does she eats diamonds ... :rolleyes:

Her diary says ..... Hmmm ... this idiot must be looking at that girl and wondering what she eats.... let him keep on wondering until I tell him that she is his boss's daughter....:(:mad: and I will make him cook atleast 8 meals as repentance...

thanks for opening ur diary... :rock

[dkumars]

hahhahaahahaah very funny.no offence to anybody mane saaachi me bahut hassi aagyi.meri billi mujhko mayau wali baat hogyi.mera copy paste mere pe ......


hahahahahhahahahahahah manne bhi bohat hassi aayi ... par kispe ??? hahaha

[dkumars]

Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti ..... ;) ..... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....

Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge :rolleyes: ..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation' :rock:o:cool:

hum toh nara contribute kar denge par paathna aapne padega ... gosse thepadi tahi shuru ho jao tasla le kai ne autan laag jaooo ... hahahhaha
ghanni bhundi paddgi yaah tai aapke...
arr haan dangar tai woh he hai wo barauthiya ... hahaha
hum tai jinaawar hai ... hehehe:):confused:

[sumitsehrawat]

Next day ….

His Diary (2200 hrs) –
--------------------------
I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.

Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…:o!! I love her:). I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her:).

I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her:). I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her:).

But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her:)!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much:)!!

Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
-------------------------
Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn:mad::mad::mad:!!



Her Diary -

His Diary -

[ssgoyat]

she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...[/COLOR][/FONT]anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her:).
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ye to poori kahani hi badal daali....:boxing:rock:rock

ib ya kiski diary paad bagaayi..:rock:rock:rock

[dkumars]

Next day ….

His Diary (2200 hrs) –
--------------------------
I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.

Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…:o!! I love her. I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her.

I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her:). I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her:).

But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her:)!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much:)!!

Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
-------------------------
Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn:mad::mad::mad:!!


Keval 1 word .... jhakaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:rock

[mansi289]

O-SUMMMM!!

kaash ye 'his diary' kuch asli si (close 2 reality atleast)bhi lagti

Next day ….

His Diary (2200 hrs) –
--------------------------
I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.

Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…:o!! I love her:). I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her:).

I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her:). I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her:).

But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her:)!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much:)!!

Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
-------------------------
Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn:mad::mad::mad:!!

[ritu]

yu bata ye diary tere aapni creativity hai kya:eek:ha vaise tulsi virani ki saadia aajkal jyada acchi na hotti mandira ke sapne aate ogge os her diary alli ne.Next day ….

His Diary (2200 hrs) –
--------------------------
I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.

Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…!! I love her:). I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her:).

I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her:). I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her:).

But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her:)!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much:)!!

Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
-------------------------
Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn:mad::mad::mad:!!

[ritu]

meri bhi katti bhinn ki bhinnKeval 1 word .... jhakaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:rock

[mansi289]

saadia paati na sain k tulsi ki....manne suni thi uske pote,par pote bhi ho liye the...
yu bata ye diary tere aapni creativity hai kya:eek:ha vaise tulsi virani ki saadia aajkal jyada acchi na hotti mandira ke sapne aate ogge os her diary alli ne.

[Maniisha]

saadia paati na sain k tulsi ki....manne suni thi uske pote,par pote bhi ho liye the...

the nahi Mansii Babes hai :p

[ritu]

saadia ka te ber ana par tulsi jarur paatan ne ho rahi hai kha kha kesaadia paati na sain k tulsi ki....manne suni thi uske pote,par pote bhi ho liye the...

[ritu]

eb suni thi na to the hi hovegethe nahi Mansii Babes hai :p

[Maniisha]

saadia ka te ber ana par tulsi jarur paatan ne ho rahi hai kha kha ke

hahhahahahah Ekta kade isne fer na badal de is Tulsi aale Role ne :p :D

[ritu]

ekta maayi kuch bhi kar sake se.hahhahahahah Ekta kade isne fer na badal de is Tulsi aale Role ne :p :D

[Maniisha]

Next day ….

His Diary (2200 hrs) –
--------------------------
I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.

Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…:o!! I love her. I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her:).

I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her:). I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her.

But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her:)!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much:)!!

Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
-------------------------
Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn:mad:!!

Bhai or na dekhiye ye His & Her aale dreams chall ulte tawla sa :p :D

well Jokes apart its really nice :)

[mansi289]

lage rho thread ne paadan

[deepshi]

that was hilarious...:D:D
these blondes!hah!(i thought tht i must not spk on this subject...पर क्या करूं एमोसंस control नहीं हुए) :D

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender.

वा बोल्या : "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says...

वा बोल्यी : "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things.....
वा बोल्यी : 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
वा बोल्यी : 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
वा बोल्यी : 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
वा बोल्यी : 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
वा बोल्यी : 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
वा फेर बोल्यी : Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

वा बोल्या : "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." :D:p:tamatar:thappad:boxing:rock:rock

[anilsinghd]

yaar chatpate threads ki ek list banni chahiye :p


gosh , i knew the diary joke and the baakli

but the blonde , men v women , ghugri , and pata nahi kya kya to pata hi nahi tha :eek::confused:

[anilsinghd]

...
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :rock:rock:rock





ha ha ha ha ha


true :p:D:rock

[anilsinghd]

O-SUMMMM!!

kaash ye 'his diary' kuch asli si (close 2 reality atleast)bhi lagti

ibb tu nyun chaah ki her ki jagah tu ho to bhool jaaa !!! :p:p:boxing:rock

[bhavnasingh20]

amazin jokes....:D

but mein seriously kabhi kisi blond se milna chahongi....to see whether the jokes r actually true or not.....:D:D