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[nishantrathi82]

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred to a new School in Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual
date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...
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Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I
big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master also
because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.
I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for
your responsement.
May God blast you!"
Yours awfully,
UNPAD YADAV

[loginrahul]

nisha bihari....................................

[brahmtewatia]

more examples of b...u...t...full ungrezi :p:D:rock
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A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
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An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

[gaganjat]

lol.....that was sick.hahahhahaha:D cant stop laughing

[ayush]

:rock:boxingA School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was






transferred to a new School in Mumbai.




He reported for duty two days after the actual

date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...


______________________________




Deer sur,



If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I

big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.


This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.




I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.


Anyway I thanked the station master also

because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.


Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.




I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for


your responsement.




May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,



UNPAD YADAV