^^ JATland community mail box ^^

[brahmtewatia]

everyone out here is receiving a lot of personal mails in their mail boxes...viz gmail, yahoomail, hotmail etc etc. ;)

thought abt the idea, to b prudent enuff to open a general JATland community mailbox where u can pour in all yr. junk/crap/gud thoughts or watever u feel like sharing with fellow JATlanders. i've seen tht folks out here, bringing sucha mail frm their mailbox nd start a new thread. well m not criticizing the idea, sum gud mails do deserve to b started as a new thread.

...at the same time, i guess this'll also help in avoiding excess load to JATland server :p:D

[brahmtewatia]

i give a kick-start with sum symptoms/causes/cure...all in all, sum safety tip for boozers :D

1. Symptom: Cold & humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (and you are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor facing upwards.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass against your ear.
Cure: Slowly lift the glass and place it on the table.

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your family is giving you seriously funny looks.
Cause: You're in the wrong house with the wrong family.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

:p:D:rock;):rolleyes::tamatar:thappad

[brahmtewatia]

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake http://www.orkut.com/img/smiley/i_funny.gif:rock:rock

hehehehe http://www.orkut.com/img/smiley/i_bigsmile.gif:D