More One Liners!!!

[anurag]

Eve to Adam: Do you love me?
Adam nonchalantly: Who else?.
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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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Man's greatest enemy is alcohol, but the Bible says, " Love thy enemy!".
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: February eleventh.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Joe to John: My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!".
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On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god...
after that the letters reversed.
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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Its funny when people debate over love marriage vs arranged marriage
Its like asking them if they did like to hang themselves or shoot their brains out.
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Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner" .
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Q: Why'd the blonde bury her driver's license?
A: Because it had expired.
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[shivender]

good ones anu

[akdabas]

Joe to John: My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!".

ND tha yo te bhai.....

Cheers

[boorams]

Good collection.

[duhan]

Poor Adam!! Funny post :)

[anujkumar]

very funny.......Anurag..

Something more..
BAD DAYS..A MUST READ

Next time you think you're having a bad day read this....

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer
whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving
her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came own eight hours
short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had
left him and his phone and electricity had been cutoff.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. 'Til that moment he had been happily listening to his
walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.

And the capper.......
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

[amar0974]

hahaha..............nice collection khaskar- On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god...
after that the letters reversed.

[garima]

Nice collection Anurag
Garima

[indian]

santa chhaa gaya.....good ones.

[jaatni]

excellent ones!!!

[annie]

Good Ones keep sending Mr. Anuraag

[shokeen123]

Wah bhatijay!

[namrata]

nice ones

[uday]

good one..

[gajeshd]

Anurag Bhai,

Anoothi collection hai. Bahut acche.