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rsmalik
February 3rd, 2003, 02:10 PM
In a village (in Haryana) the elders were seriously concerened about the loss of morality and character amongest the youth. In meeting they decided that Arya Samaj can be asked to do lectures in villages. So next day a Arya samaji preacher (maharaji) lectures on character.....> saying (let me put it in Haryanavi):

Apne se baddi umer ki aurat ko apni maa (mother) samjho.

Apni umer ki aurat ko apni bahan (sister) samjho.

Apne se chhoti umer ki aurat ko apni beti (daughter) samjho.

One molad stands up and questions:

Mahraji ! pher ye batao ke byah (marraige) kis ke sath karain? (If this is the case then who we are going to marry with?)

akdabas
February 3rd, 2003, 10:29 PM
Dr. Raj S Malik (Feb 03, 2003 04:40 a.m.):
In a village (in Haryana) the elders were seriously concerened about the loss of morality and character amongest the youth. In meeting they decided that Arya Samaj can be asked to do lectures in villages. So next day a Arya samaji preacher (maharaji) lectures on character.....> saying (let me put it in Haryanavi):

Apne se baddi umer ki aurat ko apni maa (mother) samjho.

Apni umer ki aurat ko apni bahan (sister) samjho.

Apne se chhoti umer ki aurat ko apni beti (daughter) samjho.

One molad stands up and questions:

Mahraji ! pher ye batao ke byah (marraige) kis ke sath karain? (If this is the case then who we are going to marry with?)

Good joke.


Byah (marraige) hone ke baad. Ye teen bate yaad rakho :)

annie
February 4th, 2003, 09:13 AM
Hmmmmm a Good One.
Bichara Molad.
Kya kare aisa bhi hota hein

rsmalik
February 4th, 2003, 10:52 AM
Anita Sheoran (Feb 03, 2003 11:43 p.m.):
Hmmmmm a Good One.
Bichara Molad.
Kya kare aisa bhi hota hein

Molads are never bichara, they are very clever indeed. See if you live in a village. Thanks for appreciation anyway!

jaatni
February 4th, 2003, 01:52 PM
ha ha ha

ompati
February 5th, 2003, 02:54 AM
Dr. Saheb, main bhi kahun ki aap phone par kyon nahi milte ho. Dikhe aap jatland par hi lage rahate ho.

nice jokes. Keep posting.

Ompati