anurag
February 3rd, 2003, 10:44 PM
A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four
weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in
the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and
the other half preparing for war."
can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four
weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in
the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and
the other half preparing for war."