uday
February 6th, 2003, 01:43 PM
A drunk who smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next
to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red
lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of hard liquor sticking out of his
pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes
later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, bad morals, sleeping with cheap, wicked women, licentious behaviour, indisciplined life, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the paper that the Pope has arthritis." :-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red
lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of hard liquor sticking out of his
pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes
later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, bad morals, sleeping with cheap, wicked women, licentious behaviour, indisciplined life, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the paper that the Pope has arthritis." :-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)