anurana
February 8th, 2003, 01:36 AM
My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food....
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food....
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
*********
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
*****
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
*********
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.