annie
February 8th, 2003, 08:32 AM
Santa and Banta went into a dinner. Then they produced sandwiches from
their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and arched over and told them, "You
can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged
sandwiches.
Book reading
Santa Singh walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There
was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone
book."
their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and arched over and told them, "You
can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged
sandwiches.
Book reading
Santa Singh walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There
was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone
book."