uday
February 10th, 2003, 09:39 AM
Three Construction workers are working
one the 20th floor of a tall building in bombay.
One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch
together
One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box.
He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".
Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says "If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the
20th floor of this building and die"
Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says "Wahe Guru di kasam,,, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"
Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies
Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies
In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's wife says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"
The Bengali's wife says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed
something else for his lunch"
The sardarji's wife says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his lunch!
one the 20th floor of a tall building in bombay.
One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch
together
One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box.
He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".
Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says "If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the
20th floor of this building and die"
Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says "Wahe Guru di kasam,,, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"
Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies
Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies
In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's wife says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"
The Bengali's wife says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed
something else for his lunch"
The sardarji's wife says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his lunch!