pnauhwar21
February 11th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Would you rather join a religion or have a beer? The choice is yours, but here are the options.
-Beer makers never make you fast.
-Beer manufacturers nevertell you how, or when you can have sex.
-Beer has never caused a major war.
-They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
-When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
-Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
-You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
-There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
-You can prove you have a Beer.
-If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
-Beer makers never make you fast.
-Beer manufacturers nevertell you how, or when you can have sex.
-Beer has never caused a major war.
-They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
-When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
-Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
-You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
-There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
-You can prove you have a Beer.
-If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.