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rsmalik
February 12th, 2003, 11:16 AM
Patient: Doctor I want to undergo a 'by-pass surgery',what is the probability of success?
Doctor: 100 per cent!!
Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving 100 per cent success?
Doctor: On the day of Convocation, my prof. told me that when you practise medicine, chances of failure will be 99 per cent and success 1 per cent. I have already attended 99 patients(failed to cure them) and you are the 100th!!
annie
February 12th, 2003, 05:32 PM
great one Dr. Raj
Thanks God u r Environment Scientist.
Just Kidding!!!!!!!
akdabas
February 12th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Bhai Haans haans ke PPG par haansi na rukati.
Excellent !!
ssiwach
February 12th, 2003, 11:01 PM
Dr Sahib,
apna address de do taaki aane se pahle SUCCESS kee %age to pata chal jaaye.
ssphougat
February 12th, 2003, 11:02 PM
very nice
rsmalik
February 13th, 2003, 04:54 AM
Sanjeev Siwach (Feb 12, 2003 01:31 p.m.):
Dr Sahib,
apna address de do taaki aane se pahle SUCCESS kee %age to pata chal jaaye.
Address is already there sanjeev. You are most welcome!!
rsmalik
February 13th, 2003, 04:55 AM
Anita Sheoran (Feb 12, 2003 08:02 a.m.):
great one Dr. Raj
Thanks God u r Environment Scientist.
Just Kidding!!!!!!!
Thats Ok !!
rsmalik
February 13th, 2003, 04:55 AM
Ashok Kumar Dabas (Feb 12, 2003 09:14 a.m.):
Bhai Haans haans ke PPG par haansi na rukati.
Excellent !!
You are welcome !!
uday
February 13th, 2003, 08:24 AM
Good one....
Agar chutkale wale 2 \4 doctor or ho jaye to Hindustan ki Population aapne aap kabu main aa jaye... :-) :-) :-)
naveenadalal
February 13th, 2003, 08:54 AM
Very Nice!!!
Lucky patient having fully surity of acheiving 100 per cent success of "by-pass-surgery".
jaatni
February 14th, 2003, 07:49 AM
ha ha ha...
good joke!!!
duhan
February 15th, 2003, 03:09 AM
Good one!!!