annie
February 12th, 2003, 05:18 PM
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the
defeat of Bill Clinton.
" God replies:\" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. " Hearing
this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the
capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: \" Son, you will not see
it in your lifetime.
" Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar
becoming a prosperous and happy state.
" Hearing this, God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks: " God,
why are you crying ? "
God replies:> " Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "85Kgs"
and moved on...
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Laloos family planning policy.
"DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK
DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,
SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
defeat of Bill Clinton.
" God replies:\" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. " Hearing
this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the
capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: \" Son, you will not see
it in your lifetime.
" Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar
becoming a prosperous and happy state.
" Hearing this, God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks: " God,
why are you crying ? "
God replies:> " Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "85Kgs"
and moved on...
============
Laloos family planning policy.
"DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
===============
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK
DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,
SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."